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prideenvylovehate · 1 year ago
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a small detail but
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i think it's cute how after their bathroom fight is over they're last seen with their stickers in hand. tom was holding tight to them the whole time— greg, at some point in the slapping session, let them fall, but he picks them right up again. stares at it. oh the symbolism.
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shakirawastaken · 2 years ago
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dsmp if...they were teachers part 2
ANON I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED UR REQUEST IM SO SORRY IM GONNA CRY BUT here it is :D with techno too :) please people send in some requests for meee check out part 1 here!
techno: english (with 1 mythology class for seniors): - hates his english classes wishes he could just teach mythology - would make all the students do a little project on a greek mythology story - rivalry with mr soot  - “ill give u each 10 dollars if u go to mr soots class tmrw talkin about how im a better teacher” - supports each and every kid no matter WHAT even if its not english related - holds detention in his room cause no one wants to fuck with him - like dream he doesnt anyone to get fucked over his english class so he hosts after school office hours like its college - has read all the classic novels and makes his classes read them. he wont move to something else unless some kid IS REALLY passionate about it - “ranboo we will not be reading the diary of a wimpy kid series even if you resonate with greg heffley on an emotional level” - BUT for his english classes he makes them do a general book report project so he can see and appreciate his student’s taste in books  - albeit not the biggest fan of romance novels but knows it ends with us for some reason - brings all the projects home and keeps them in a big storage bin. he loves showing them off to future classes and even you - light. acadmeia. dresses formal, long sleeves, hair tamed, glasses on the bridge of his nose - “tommy please stop swearing. tubbo calm down?” - hold detention with him cause no one fucks with mr blade
phil: principal - best principal ever - has a great relationship with all the staff tbh  - wilbur and techno and tommy arent his sons wdym - no ones rlly scared of getting sent to the principals cause like yk theyre like “oh phil??? hes nice”  - everyone calls him phil - ok i lied everyone BUT tommy isnt scared of going to phils - “I DONT WANT TO GO TO PHILS” “tommy calm down-” - hates the school board, lets the teachers teach what they believe is best for the students - can deal with the consequences - once wilbur got him to play a role in on of the school’s productions - big year for the dsmp high thespians tbh - is married to the guidance counselor kristin - who by the way is a GOOD COUNSELOR - actually does guidance - phils whole office is green - always wears his bucket hat tbh - besties with the other school’s principals
foolish: architecture/woodworking - i think this one was another “duhhh” one - builder man teaches builder children - starts the year with teaching them the basics of everything and then sort of lets them go wild  - is so scared some kid is gonna get hurt - has goggles in every corner of his room, gloves, whatever safety stuff  - loves it when kids work together to make some big project - IN YOUR GUYS’ HOME YOU HAVE A SHELF full of little sharks all the kids made for him its so cute - he makes stuff for you in class and uses it as an excuse to teach  - wears muscle t-s or normal t-shirts never dresses formal  - “it would get in the way of the wood?? duh” - id want to be in his class - is besties with mr jacobs and mr punz the random coach who shows up just to coach basketball in the winter - another teacher everyone simps over - once refused to teach tommy cause he didnt want to “catch a case”
i kinda want to write for the bench trio so here’s STUDENT EDITION
tommy: junior in high school, ta to mr wastakens math class  - tommy signed up to TA for wilbur but then wilbur said “absolutely not” so he got put into dream’s introduction to stats class  - but he also has dream for the period after that for his ap stats class - so hes stuck there for like 2 and a half hours  - dream groaned when he saw who his TA was - makes tommy grade papers and stuff but never tests  - he doesnt trust him with that - tommy is a good kid and usually doesnt disrupt class but when he does its hilarious - expect mr blade doesnt give a second shit about tommy in his class  - tommy is rlly good at drama and math (even though hed never admit hes good at math)  - his locker is a mess  - besties with tubs and ranboo ofc - phil is his father dont tell anyone - he is so adamant on walking home bc he doesnt want people to know that his family works there - always has his red jacket on  - never gets school lunches says they are cursed
tubbo: junior in high school, ta for mr quackity’s spanish class - tubbo likes quackity so he signed up to ta for his class - he isnt good at spanish tho- - quackity knows that but likes tubbo so he lets him be  - sapnap ADORES tubbo for some reason - “TOBY!!! WHATS UP!” “hi mr sapnap” - sapnap thinks tubbo is such a good kid - but  - mr notfound knows tubbo is a menace - “good morning toby” “good morning mr notfound *innocent*” “sit down and get started please” - SO FUNNY LMAO  - tubbo is a menace - pulls a bunch of pranks on the teachers but then the blame always ends on tommy somehow “wHAT- TUBBO DID IT” “no he didnt” - besties with tommy and ranboo ofc - tubbo is rlly good at science but isnt so hot at english - but mr blade is rlly nice and takes him time to help tubbo  - tubbo appreciates it so he gets mr blade a gift at christmas - mr blade teared up - runs thru the hall dragging tom and ranboo behind him no regrets - “STOP RUNNING THROUGH THE HALLS” “no” ranboo: junior in high school, ta for mr blades mythology class - lOVES ta-ing for mr blades class - mr blade kinda lets him chill in the back, stapling papers - no interaction whatsoever - he also now cant wait to take that class next year - mr blade refers to him as my protege a lot  - i hope i used that word right - besties with tommy and tubbo - all the teachers are nice to ranboo and kinda sorry that hes friends with tommy and tubbo LMFAO  - “hi ranboo u doing ok” “yes thank u mr jacobs” “RANBOO! LETS GO! PUDDING DAY IN THE CAFETERIA” “thats my cue mr jacobs” - ranboo usually doesnt get into trouble when he does oh boy its good - not pranks on teachers but school wide pranks - is shy but when someone picks on tommy and tubbo he GOES OFF - attacks them through words - when he gets comfortable in a class he lets out these small comments that get the whole room laughing - so not the class clown but people know hes funny and people respects him 
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nartblartmallcop · 2 years ago
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What inspired you to create Fred?
uh ok ok ok ok ok so i should probably not be writing this while drunk but lol lmao lmao lol yknow
so liiiiiiiiiiiiike im going to be completely honest upfront about this, all my ocs are based on some pre-existing characters and i wear that inspiration on my sleeve because i think trying to hide it is stupid and useless
so fred was created all the way back in 2015, when i lost interest in one of my old hyperfixations. his earliest design acutally makes it very obvious what character he was created from
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yea thats right, he was made from the freddy five naf guy. so he just kinda floated around in my mind for a while but then eventually i had the idea to write a tragedy story about people who Just Fucking Suck and ruin each others lives. its definitely a sort of byproduct of mid-2010s tumblr extreme wholesomeness culture. i wanted to create something extremely raunchy, and thats what this story is to this day cause i refuse to drop my old brainstorms
so anyways i developed fred more and more and kept him as the protagonist because his grumpy ass is my babygirl <3
and his design kept evolgving, like first i put him in a tie and black suit so hed look less obviously fnäf-y (and usually a blue shirt for casual outfits to match his blue eyes)
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and THEN eventually i doodled THIS picture of fred and his twin brother greg (yea thats right its a fucked up twins kinda thing)
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sun and moon symbolism!!!! that was the kicker and thats how i eventually took the story from humans to beings that are sort of human but Not Quite
eventually the idea fully stuck and i decided to make this a universe where all humans have these things called "affections", various traits of nature that affect their biology
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first designs are sort of eh, but do note that i already put in the lines on freds face, tear tracks to symbolise a sensitive boy who has a lot of pent up tears. this somehow ties into the moon via uh the tides or something idk
and that led to my current designs of fred and greg! (in an older art style but whatevah)
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and thats pretty much where were at right now when it comes to the history of freds design and his twin that hes so closely intertwined with no matter how much he doesnt want to (90% of the things in this story are family drama, in their case greg being their dad's clear favourite)
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gayspock · 1 year ago
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goodness gracious
okay so set the scene im eating fruit and yoggy and granola with an iced coffee. just so youre aware. its 9am. i had a BIGGGG LIE IN bc i dont have work today (bank holiday) so smile
although in truth i wanted to go for my run & watch it as is tradition but it turns on the gym IS closed today booooo
tom will honestly suck the bigest dick in the room its so true
kendall being like "stewy dont hide from me" is seriously like half this website for the past few years. come out stewy. come out to see us. come on? kiss?
ROMAN HAVING AN ABSOLUTE MENTY B and just going to rot at his mams. so real for that. im sorry his MUMS. (booo)
"new jess" YOU SICK FUCK
ishould be saying more on this but im kinda jsut watching i know
do you know whats great. no matter who "comesout on top". we will always get a she-eo ceo <3
cunt i
cunt is
as
cunt does
fantastic....
its. horrfying to watch this bc i know shiv does not come out on top. of course she fucking doesnt. this isnt how it ends.
"i wanna fuck her a little bit" panning over to those sad wet bloodhound eyes of tom's
HELP
LUKAS THE FUNNIEST SEGUE
LUKAS SERIOUSLY WILL FUCK YOU BOTH I THINK . IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE
"we're going to be okay, greg" good heavens
GREG OPENING GOOGLE TRANSLARTE IS SO FUNNY
romans little grunt about that comment on his nuts. fantastic
something fucking tragic as well about tom being chosen bc lukas doesnt want a partnership, he doesnt want ideas, and shivs too full of them when
"he said them to me first" SO. BIG BROTHER.
HE DOESNT WANT IT. ROME NOT WANTING IT. so. real..........
kendall just diving into the water after going back to the pursuit kendall floating on the water kendall drowning in the water with a dead kid ken almost killing himself in the FUCKING WATER
THEIRI MPRESSIONS OF HIM AWWW
HES NOT GOING TO BE CEO I KNOW HE WONT BE BUT GOD FOR A SECOND HERE YOU COULD IMAGINE IT AS A GOOD THING EVEN WHEN IF HE UCKIN DID ITD BE HORRIBLE
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS ITS HORRIBLE
oh god this scene is fucking . help. eyes watering emoji. sniffling sound.
PETER DONT BE SO BITCHY
OF COURSEEEE WILLA WANTS THE COW PRINT COUCH. SO REAL
SHUT UP WHY ARE THEY .. theres so many nice uufcking. i feel ill. i do feel ill . STOP IT.
DONT CUT TO FUCKING GREG RIGHT NOW THATS INSANE
tom you absolute bitch
theres something about toms timbre when he feigns surpris-
"its you" the fucking venom in her voice
IM REEEEELINGGGGGGG
EXACTLY. HE WENT FOR THE EMPTY SUIT SHIV. AND THATS THE MOST TWISTED PART OF IT. SHIV WOULD ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SEEN AS THE EMPTY SUIT AS A WOMAN BU-
OHHH M GOD HER BITCH WALK COME ON FUCKING
THE MUSIC
GOOD HEAVENS
IM HAVING GOOSE BUMPS
YOU ARE NOT CUTTING FROM SHIVS FUCKING DRAMATIC LITTLE MOMENT TO FUCKING TOMGREG IN THE BATHROOM
YOU FUCKING PRICK-
HIT
GIRLS . ladies . HEY
FIGT
FIGHT
FIGHT
FIGHT
FIGHT
FIGHT
FIGH
PUNCH HIM IN THE CUNT
CAROLINE SNAKINGGGGGG HISS GIRL HISS FOR ME
hi stewyyyyy giggle
cutting to shiv making eyhes at this exchange happening in front of her like uh huhhorrific
ROMAN
imliterally soryr fuck roman i know so earlier it was like fuck roman but ugh yeah fine hes
whatEVER
do any other LOSERS RELATER DO ANY OTHER LOSERS WHO KNEW THEY NEVER HAD A CHANCE RELATE ANY OTHER LOSERS RELATE, DOES THE "IT COULD HAVE BEEN YOU" BURN MORE THAN THE LOSS ITSELF MAYBE anyway
we need compilations of shiv power walking
the fucking parallels of fucking
OF WHEN LOGAN WAS FUCKING PRESSURRING THEM ALL IN THAT ROOM AND NOW KEN DOING IT NOW YOU BETTER BE SMELLNG YOUR ARMPIT ROMULUS VS THATS FUCKING RIGHT
hi shiv
shiv
I DONT THINK YOU WOULD BE GOOD AT TH
for fucks sake s
shiv get his ass
thats so
THIS FUCKING SHIT LIKE I MIGHT DIE KENDALL HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT AS THE PROBLEM KENDALL- HE KILLED SOMEONE GOOD HEAVENS
THATS NOT AN ISSUE IS ANYONE CRAZY
what is worse. killing a kid or lying about killing a kid
SHIV JUST BEING LIKE No................. I LVOE YOU B UT I CANT SOTMACH YOU IS ANYONE FUCKING
THEM HEARING THIS ALL
IM THE ELDEST BOY
IS ANYONE
YOURE NOT
CONNOR IS
holy shit
holy shit
YOU FUCKING C
GHOLY SHIT
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
GUYS
GUYS CAN YOU ALL BE SERIOUS
THIS IS ALWAYS HOW IT WAS GOING TO FUCKING END YOU FUCKING
I FEEL SICK IN THE HEAD
KENDALL
KENDALL WE NEED TO PRACTICE MINDFULNESS NOW
KENDALL
ME WHEN I BURN EVERYTHING ME WHEN I GIVE EVERY PIECE OF MYSELF TO MY BIRTHRIGHT WHEN IM NOT EVEN GOOOD AT IT AND MY SISTER SAYS SO OOOPSIES
WE'RE NOTHINGGGGGGGGGG
i love it when little men get angry. like ahhh! x3 so ferocious. awww. yap yap yap
EVERYONE WHO JUST FUCKING HEARD AL OF THAT IN THE FUCKING OTHER ROOM. KEN. ITS DONE.
ken dont fucking kill uyourself now
ken
we need to be normal right now
TOM ON TOP IS PERHAPS THE MOST NANUSEATIGNG. MY GOD.....
WHY ARE WE GETTING KRANK KONTENT
WHERES KAROLINA. HEAVENS.
GREG BARELY GETTING A FUCKING HANDSHAKE
THEYRE DEAD. KRANK ARE DEAD. OLD CUNTS.
you fucked it man you fucked it man you fucking piece of shit help-H WHY DID YOU JUST FUCKING STIKC TH
OH I FEEL A LITTLE UNWELL . CAN YOU TWO CUT IT OUT FOR 10 FUCKING SECONDS.
OH GOD ITS ENDING NOW ISNT IT
OH GOD
this shit reeks
kendall
KENDALL
GET AWAY FROM THE FUCKING WATER KENDALL
DONT KENDALL YOURSELF YOURE SO SEXY
does anyone else feel fucking unwell i think im gonna sob
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kurosurintomasu · 1 year ago
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You know, I've been in the Pizza Tower community for long enough to know that the general populace of the fandom... do not know the difference between mods and fangames.
I've heard people say that "it doesnt matter" or "I've seen fangames built off of the Eggplant Build so shut up" but, as a game developer, it fucking angers me to no end to see these uninformed opinions. It's so fucking infuriating.
So, I'm making this post in order to try and make more people know the difference. Share this to people that say "Loco Tower is a fangame" or "Internship is a mod" or whatever. Alright lets go.
MODS
Mods of Pizza Tower build off of pre-existing versions of the game, I.E. Eggplant, SAGE 2019, Final Game, GOLF, etc. They build upon the game in ways that either slightly change the game, or totally convert it into something new, like a Total Conversion mod for DOOM. Notable examples of mods include:
Pizza Tower: Cheesed Up! by loypoll
NiGHTS into Dreams Pizza Tower by JQ Buni
Pizza Tower DGMix by yours truly
Pizza Tower 2019 Plus by kits
greg. and Pinolino's Great Grand Adventure in the Tower by penoPleno and the Pino/Greg Teams
Notable examples of mods that are confused for fangames include:
Sugary Spire (Demo 1 era) by Sugary Spire team, which was built off of a GOLF build decomp, thus making it a mod.
NiGHTS into Dreams Pizza Tower by JQ Buni, whos SAGE 2023 Demo was built off of the SAGE 2019 demo, despite the entry on SAGE calling it a fangame.
Loco Tower by the Loco Tower team, which, believe it or not, was built off of the Peppino's XMAS Break demo.
Taco Tower by maddo, which, from what I can remember, is BEING BUILT OFF OF THE FINAL GAME. Jesus, some people...
The Grape Engine by Luigio, which is marketed as an engine for PT Fangames, despite being a decompilation of the Eggplant Build (soon to have Final Game features)
FANGAMES
Fangames are usually built from the ground up, using little to no code from actual Pizza Tower, however with other IP's fangames, they use premade frameworks that were built from the ground up to MAKE said fangames, eg. Sonic Worlds and GMate for Sonic fangames, Hello Mario for mario fangames, Mega Engine for Megaman fangames, and so on. There's really no equivalent for those when making Pizza Tower fangames at the moment other than Libre Tower, so Frameworks and "Engines" do not apply as of now. They take heavy inspiration from the original game, and are usually ripe with swap AUs and poorly made fangames. Notable examples for fangames are:
Internship by salty_kvas
Sugary Spire (Construct Era, post-Demo 1) by Sugary Spire team
Pizza Tower Pre-Alpha Experience by PinPanPaint
Super PT Tower 3.5 by viz and myself (along with others)
pizza tower plus! (April Fools version of PT2019+) by kits
Pizza Tower Returns, pre-Sept. 2023, by Travelbot, Inc.
Boll Tower by the Boll Deluxe team
There aren't as many fangames that are confused to be mods, one notable one being Internship, but there are probably more examples out there.
Let me know if this was helpful in any way. And if your fangame is built off of a Pizza Tower decomp, then it isnt a fucking fangame. It's a total conversion mod. Get it right, god damn it.
Man, the Pizza Tower community has ruined the term Fangame a lot like how the Friday Night Funkin' community ruined the term Leak, I swear to Giegue...
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bellsliturgy · 2 years ago
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sry for the lack of activity on my part here it’s been v stressful wrt the crimis season i’m dealing with a lot of small things and a couple really big things and it makes me want to eat my own hands more details under the cut if ur interested (tw mention of a horrible certain swamp scum transphobe author; fellow transpersons beware)
1) my gma is 85 and is on her last legs idk how much longer she’s got left in her and with her being in the hospital with afib (atrial fibrillation for those who dont know, basically her heart is beating 2 fast and out of rhythm (but afib can be any kind of heart beating speed, it just means it’s Not Normal) and the winter storm she is staying with us which means my mom is more Aggressive and Demanding and Hateful towards me and dad bc idk i guess hosting ur small quiet kind grandma calls for attacking your husband and child (very important ingredient cannot skip)(btw my grandma is fine she’s just very weak and is struggling to physically move around by herself but insurance company is refusing to let her go to a physical rehab center for treatment???? lol????? hashtag AICAB (all insurance companies are bastards)
2) speaking of whom i also came out to my mom as trans after an argument abt justa kunt r*wling (mom doesnt know anything abt how nasty of a creature wizard bitch is but i’m still like mom pls there are better authors out there with fictional work that isn’t harmful) book that she bought for my cousin’s step-daughter (she’s fucking NINE) and i was so triggered i was like i need to get this out it’s weighing on me (it was every time i wanted to come out to her and didn’t it was so damaging to me mentally) so that was wild and lukewarm but she didn’t kick me out of the house and says she loves me and wouldn’t reject me no matter what (unless grandma is around??? for some reason idk) so while that is a good thing it’s still been a very hard birthday month for ya boi greg
3) i’m also on the phones at work which in itself isn’t a bad thing because the calls i get are from ladies who work at the courts across the state and they are for the most part very nice and easy to work with but i have Big Phone Anxiety thanks to my time working at the call center for the same agency (i don’t even answer the phone at home anymore and i get scared when it rings, members of public are nasty and i hate them and they belong in a zoo) so that’s causing me anxiety at night andd also at work even tho when i’m actually talking on the phone it’s not really an issue it’s just the Anticipation of a Call
4) i’m in therapy!!!! with a transgender therapist and he’s WONDERFUL but we are focusing more on cbt (cognitive behavioral therapy) which is digging up a lot of pain for me and forcing me to deal with my emotions and my past trauma so THAT’s A LOT and now i have “I came Out to my MOM” for him for next time so that will be interesting (i need to just let myself cry in front of him i have a VERY hard time crying in front of ppl bc i was horribly abused for crying at a babysitter’s house but that’s 1) very heavy and 2) neither here nor there)
5) BEACUSE OF ALL THE STRESS and cold weather my lip split open and 2 canker sores formed in the split area so that’s been cool
6) christmas is just stressful for me and also my mom has been On One this whole month because murphy’s law keeps going into effect w grandma being in the hospital and her brother my uncle suggesting we have christmas separate because of covid (he and my aunt both had covid VERY recently), grandma being sick in the hospital, and the winter storm and i also have 3 cakes i’m baking so THAT’s stressful to think about and i just want it to be over lollll
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mattelektras · 2 years ago
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in your opinion what’s ur top 4 worst dc writers and top 4 worst marvel writers (and maybe top writers too for both?)
even writers i'd put at the top i have issues with sometimes or im not willing to commit to them being good for the future i dont wanna get too friendly w these bitches
tbh most writers write for both marvel and dc (and other stuff) so theres only rly one list and it’s more than 4 because i’m jessie, 25, and i never learned how to shut the fuck up
frank miller - has wronged me personally as well as just. being a bad person and that showing in his writing
dan slott - will see a spiderman franchise doing perfectly fine, ask who is going to fuck this up for the rest of time? and not wait for an answer
grant morrison - just never seems to care about the history of the character theyre writing. like there's jsut no substance because they pretty much do whatever they want regardless of the consequences
charles soule - has wronged me personally. writes comics for years and fails to convince me even once that he likes the character
scott lobdell - just. a fucking idiot. just dumb as all fuck w the atrocious choices he makes in his writing. an honest to god moron
dc: tom king - just writes in circles whist thinking he's saying something profound. he isnt
chuck austen - makes some balls to the walls insane choices no one asked for. sees a woman, fuckin floors it. yes she hulk SHOULD fuck juggernaut and anyone who disagrees doesnt understand redemption
bendis - just. wildly shifts from writing good shit and then some absolute nonsense. often tries to take established characters in new directions and it WORKS sometimes ie daredevil identity reveal but other times its a shitshow ie mcu tinged guardians
brian azzarello - edginess isnt a skill. i would know
favourites that i like but exist eternally on thin ice
mark waid - basic action superhero genre shit w a real intelligence and thoughtfulness which is what makes comics more than just silly little picture books sometimes
ed brubaker - has a classic spy brand throughout all of his books without it being repetitive or boring or out of place
ann nocenti - really DEVELOPS her characters. no character shes ever written has been the same at the end of her run. you believe that theyre really gone through some shit
greg rucka (elektra vol 2 notwithstanding. i do not perceive it) - just fuckin. GOOD honestly. innovative stories without the need for continuity events, care about what hes writing
peter milligan - this is a me thing i think. i just find his writing kinda comfy. ive read elektra vol1, justice league dark vol 1, xstatix more times than i can count. theyre nothing universe changing or groundbreaking and they dont really matter in the grand scheme but i have Fun. his red lanterns book give me bleez content. i owe him my life
john byrne - his superman stuff has real like. soul. and u cant write superman without it. ppl talk about frank miller ~~~~defining batman or daredevil or whatever but byrne's superman is what Defining a character looks like imo
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tiktaalic · 3 years ago
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angel succession dynamics are:
birth order: michael lucifer gabriel raphael (biiiiiig gap) anna cas
chuck: pretty much a straight copy over from logan
chuck’s first wife: doesnt matter she just exists to be mythologized. michael and lucifer’s mom
chuck’s second wife: becky. she lives in england! she’s living large off her divorce settlement! all her kids think she’s crazy! gabriel raphael and anna’s mom. was PROBABLY chuck’s intern before they got married.
chuck’s THIRD wife: naomi. only came into the picture once all of his kids were grown and moved out. very much marcia in that everyone is like. hey. wait a minute. we know nothing about this weird ass lady that dad trusts more than us and is trying to name as his successor.
“where’s cas” we’re getting to it.
michael: the oldest AND vying for a position. kendall in that he’s the tryhard. doesn’t really care about his baby siblings as he was 25 when they were born and they are not a threat to his birthright. cares about lucifer raphael and gabriel because they’re more or less equals. i think it’d be funny if michael and lucifer were twins and michael’s only “technically” oldest and they both hate associating with each other because of the twin thing and are purposefully extremely different because of it.
lucifer: roman in that hes like i dont care actually. dad hates me and that’s fine. i’m cool. ditto about not caring about his younger sibs as michael is the only Real threat. shiv in that he goes into a completely different field and when people start talking about his dad retiring he’s like. i don’t care. who cares. and then his dad is like you know . i always thought you might have what it takes. and he’s like. omg dad just say it’s me alreadyyyyyy
gabriel: roman in that he’s nepotism boy and #PROUD he takes his paycheck he does fuck all at the office he does not care about who’s taking over the company and he certainly doesn’t want it to be him. kendall in that he’s their dad’s favorite despite all his fuckups. also kendall in that he REALLY fucked up once and it would have destroyed his life and he had no idea what to do and chuck just held him and said it’s okay i’ll take care of it it’s okay i’ll take care of it. and then promptly used that as leverage over gabriel for the rest of his life. feels sorry for his older brothers. does NOT get along with them. feels so fucking bad for his little siblings. is the only one who actually has a relationship with them. kendall again in that he’s the one who’s like. guys. stop fighting. stop. guys. + goes don’t you FUCKING touch him about his siblings to chuck.
raphael: michael jumps TWO!!!!!! really looks up to michael who is like. uh. okay. that’s nice. because of this lucifer haaaaaates him. good company man. never disappointed his father. has never really left an impression on his father either. is all for #michaelforpresident until michael does something that REALLY pisses him off and then he’s like. fuck it. throwing my hat in the ring. shiv in that he’s proving he Has What It Takes and his dad his still passing him over like. that’s nice ralphie.
anna: COMPLETELY and totally cut everyone off to go be indie at college and then continue to be indie as a journalist. storms back in when chuck is feeling out ceos to be like i WILL be the next ceo and i WILL stop all the corruption and whatnot. connor like in that she’s very bad at business and keeps funding failed art projects and her dad openly thinks she’s pathetic. sorry anna.
cas: the babeyyyyy. born like five years after anna and a couple of decades after his older brothers. was raised by nannies even MORESO than his siblings. chuck’s celebrity midlife crisis public image adopted baby, who, despite being chuck’s celebrity midlife crisis public image adopted baby, mostly lived with his aunt and was voted Shurley Child Most Likely To Call His Nanny Mom And Not Understand What He Did Wrong as well. greg in that he’s Shurley Child Most Likely to Get Completely Ignored At Family Gatherings and that he’s “closer” to his aunt so he’s like. hey guys? i talked to amara and she said chuck is problematic? another one of chuck’s blatant unfavs and he’s upset about that for a very long time. HE was gabriel’s big fuckup and the only people who know are chuck and gabriel. his adoption was very public but his mother was kept VERY private under layers and layers of ndas because his mother was gabriel’s highschool girlfriend and cas is. gabriel’s baby
metatron: ewan offshoot in that he’s Eccentric and Weird and little a chuck critical. uncle metatron. prob the most similar personality wise to connor.
zachariah: “uncle” zachariah who’s been with the company since day one and still doesn’t trust any of those fuckers. uhhh whats that guy. you know the guy who logan fired and then kendall rehired and the guy was like. lol. no. and he was old.FRANK. he’s frank
amara: Amara. Just amara. ewan in that she’s like chuck you great bag of shit no i wont forgive you because you’re a slimy rat bastard shurley cunt
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matoitech · 3 years ago
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fandom people dni i hate ao/3 and hope it gets deleted and i hate you anyway i always think its funny when i see ppl being like i dont read/write fanfiction bcuz im an adult and fanfiction is the most cringe embarrassing thing ever and i just feel like calm down greg its fanfiction its not inherently anything. lets all destroy ao/3 and also fandom culture n horrible ppl using 'fandom’ and ‘fiction’ as their excuse 2 b vile, the world needs 2 b rid of it all, but like. fanfiction like fanart doesnt have 2 b bad? the weird black n white thinking kinda reminds me of ppl who r like anyone who makes aus is inherently bad at critical thinking bcuz theyre already ‘misunderstanding canon by not accepting everything in a media as it is’ and its like wow thats a pretty big leap to make bcuz u saw someone make a what if my fave was a werewolf rewrite of a show. aus arent actually like, the same thing as intense fandom mischaracterization and ignoring major themes in a media so ppl can only focus on shipping. also sometimes u just want to see ur fave chars in a dif setting lol i dont understand how thats inherently anything
disclaimer cuz its gotta b mentioned fandom ppl r fucking weird abt fanfiction in particular and evil shit like ao/3 existing like.. i Get why ppl talk abt it like they do even if i dont think its like. productive to meet the fucked up ‘fanfiction is always good! creative freedom! if its not Real its Ok!’ ppl w ‘actually fanfiction is always bad and evil and anyone who reads/writes it ever no matter what the content of it is incapable of thinking critically’. i dont think fandoms invented writing abt chars u like. shit like ao/3 is bad and evil though ppl r very right abt that, not bcuz its a writing hosting site but bcuz of the kind of shit they actively encourage and just. god i cant get in2 how fucked up it is rn but You Know
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paceywittergayboatman · 3 years ago
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Ok everyone lets talk baby boy tom wambsgans aka princess diana and the way the royal and princess diana's story may affect his whole arc
As always thanks to @feuillytheflorist so talking it through the discovery with me
Ok we know who tom is in this royal family parrellel but let's talk about everyone else
Ok firstly shiv is his prince Charles she wanted to be with her lover lisa who is the camila in this parrellel now I do not tolerate shiv not loving or caring about tom because she does and they are platonic soulmates
So where does greg come in so dianas man she had an affair with James hewitt and james was a military man and so he had power to lose just as greg could lose power in waystar royco and of course james heweit was horse riding instructor and this matters because Logan gave sally an horses so for succession purposes horses are gay
So next tom possible death ok so we know that james and dianas affair lasted about five years and ended because james chose power over love which in character for gregs floppy ass
Now succession probably has like 6 seasons and I love tom but he isn't up for ceo and so him being alive isn't actually important but the affect of his death is important
Shiv is following after Logan and the whole thing that's keeping her from being an entirely terrible person and because he's her rose(there's a rose named after princess diana)
Greg is ewan and ewan doesnt have mans and he's old and bitter so Greg in order to fufill being his grandpa has to not end up with a lover anyway
So one more thing shiv and lisa so in the end Charles got to be with the love his life despite the odds so presumably so will shiv and lisa
now once agian I think its important to that shiv lesbian ass doesn't give a fuck that tomgreg is being gay because she essentially used tom as a beard
Conclusion tom maybe dead
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nodelinquent · 4 years ago
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an obnoxiously long liveblog where i react to the swedish dub of the steven universe movie (warning: i actually like dubs and wont constantly complain, sorry).
"come live with us in the palace, you can stay here FOREVER" jesus christ lmao
steven's voice finally fits lmao
wait it's sadie THRILLER in swedish????
some of these rhymes are impressive but hus and ljus? not great gang fdsjkhf
wow ok the lyrics for steven's part in here we are in the future is uuuh not great??? like they threw words in at random
FUCKING.... PäRLAN..... hate that still
they didnt translate homeworld..... im crying why is the dub LIKE THIS....
BUT KINDERGARDEN SHOULD BE TRANSLATED I SEE HOW IT IS LMAO
i do wanna show this movie to my nephew, he really liked watching the su clips i showed him back in the day.... i think it's the bright colors and singing honestly lmao
OK SHUT UP EVERYONE SPINEL IS COMING!!!!!!!!!
OH.... idk if i recognize this voice actress?? she sounds so cute
amethyst just said "pucko" and i feel blessed lmao
who IS this girl??? i like her but WHO IS SHE
lets hear her sing ahhhhhh
"ive listened plenty of times to steven's refrain, oh how fun it is to finally meet pink's gang" I LOVE THAT.....
the song is a lil meaner to steven specifically i kinda love it lmao
the actress does a good job kinda copying spinel's voice and laugh without overdoing it, i think? it's nice i like her!!
they missed the opportunity to almost have greg say "shit" and i will never forget, never forgive.
god the way they translated some of these lyrics makes it even MORE confusing to understand what's happening lmao
i recognize ruby and sapphire's voice actresses, veterans
theres actually a lot of talented veterans in swedish su, even if ppl complain all the time abt them lmao
like man steven's voice actor is finally allowed to emote now that he doesnt have to sound like a baby all the time
idk how i feel abt bismuth... i dont think ive heard her before so it might just be like, shock fhshjdshfds
bismuth's voice is very interesting??? she seems to have a lisp or smth? man i kinda like it?? too bad she has to sing THE WORST SONG IN THE MOVIE..........
"krullhåriga" is accurate yes but god they should have used "lockhåriga"....
"isn't it love" in swedish is very good, i have no complaints
i wonder how much of the cast is woc
one of my favorite songs is coming up ahhhhhhh
oh it's cuute.... the "no matter what"-end part could have been stronger but it's good!!
"what are you doing here now huh what?" like those old anime dubs...
they used "backa undan" but "håll dig undan" would have sounded more natural imo
"i'm back you nut" again, im blessed
half of the time i cant tell if the written lines are bad or if it's the actors dinking them up and no one bothering to fix it
YEAH IT'S SADIE THRILLER????? im crying that makes no sense lmao
man am i excited to hear steg
"disobedient" is also okay fjsdhfds
i wonder if these are on swedish spotify fdshkfsd (theyre not and never will be)
OOOOOOH I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!! good voice
"independent together" is VERY GOOOOD AHHHHH they're using a word thats more like "unbound/unfettered together" and thats very sexy lmao
OPAL??? her voice is omg??? not prepared. it's good tho lmao
they dont use happily ever after, instead they say "promising future" and idk how i feel abt that
we're getting to HERE IN THE GARDEN
theyre so hit and miss with the lyrics in swedish dub su so im very scared
HOMEWORLD im still not over that lmao WHY DID THEY NOT TRANSLATE IT?!?!?
here in OUR garden????
"och sen så log hon, till min förtjusning, ögonen blänkte, det var sån berusning" ("and then she smilled, to my delight, eyes shining, it was such an intoxication")  is actually SUCH a good translation ahhhhh
i quite like "gled iväg" for "drift away" too... it's the word we use for things like "slip out of my hands (gled mig ur händerna)". like she just WATCHED pink slip out of her hands.... ahhh
"she doesn't exist anymore, only the son is left, what am i waiting for now?" MAKES ME VERY SAD LMAO
"i feel so RAW" DANG....
overall "drift away" was also good, nice job ya dinguses
i wish there were subtitles bc it took me several listens to realize spinel was very quickly shouting "JUST POUR SALT IN MY WOUNDS WHY DONTCHA"
"Found" is interesting bc they make it sound like Spinel needs romantic love and not like, general love fdjskhfdsk also instead of found it's "needed" which is hm.... i mean.... a lil messed up fdskjf
i rly like connie's voice, idk if ive said that yet
spinel's voice actor cant quite be as unhinged as og spinel, but she's trying and she's good!! we stan!!!
"true kinda love" is also good, they say "cause i believe in love" which is cute... excited to hear steven's lil bit in it
wow... steven's bit was bad, very disappointing.
steven's voice actor is so good wtf??
why did they use "förgöra" (destroy) instead of kill??? the cowards at swedish CN can fight me
theres no good translation for "change" in swedish, which is very unfortunate for this bit of the movie kfdskdsfhds
steven's swedish voice actor obviously does not hold a candle to zach callison BUT it's extra bad when he sings lmao
ok i REALLY love the lyrics they did for "change" like good job gang i wanna learn this version and sing it all the time
"let us adore you reprise" is also good, now it makes sense why they used love like that in "found", so it'd match up with this
ok steven's voice actor could pull off the high notes for "happily ever after reprise" but he missed it so many other times bfdkshfhdskds DO RE-TAKES PLEASE SWEDISH CN I BEG???
overall this dub was good, i think?? at least they didnt censor any queers this time fdshjdsfjkfjds
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princesspandoranil · 4 years ago
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if i dont clean my shower it affects no one but me. so why do i have to do it? because i will feel better if i do. what about that doesnt click?
no one will know if i dont do this work. no teacher can yell at me for not having the homework. its almsot like a sneaky delicious little secret, not to do it. just no. fuck you, no. you heard me . no. you dont know how i live. all these things that have happened to me, have they, even? I could just pretend they hadn’t. then of course, i might get imposter syndrome. But what if i just didn’t? im in control, i call the shots. im the top man on fucking campus. ok you sound like roman on succession, or maybe kathleen, why do i have to do that? why is that embarassing. maybe i avoided getting high but i didnt avoid feeling anxiety. i think im scared tat the anxiety will be overwhelming. 
all these things in my head, what did rosie say ? thats ego. thats just ego. the need to be understood by everyone. to just go against that, say something else, what do i say? what do i say. no keep going , there’s something about the woods. wake up, stop dreaming , sing everything girl who sings everything now im jsut AHHH now im just what wil they think all my new followers qwhat will they think it doesnt matter, it doesnt mattewr. jsut walk awayyayyayyayy
this is social anxiety people. um anyway i m just like greg but reallt whowill actally read this. nat might, hi nat. listren to me the point is im in control and i dont have to say anything i dont want to, and i dont have to 
FUXK GOD DUC!
i need to maybe watch pride and prejudice or romeo and juliet or soemthing 
god 
its not all fucked
im just seen. 
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howlitecritical · 5 years ago
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New character arcs and new back story because canon sucks again
Main 4 cast with notes on characters that need notes for changes to make sense  Garnet: yesyesyesyesyeysyes everything good about this show. There’s not enough garnet centric things where she’s just herself and not about ruby and sapphire. More information on Garnet. Shes stoicly funny and just murders people with words sometimes. show her being rose’s top tactician. turning the tides of the war that were never in the crystal gem’s favor. maybe theres a fun earth thing shes into. Her room is the heart of the temple for a reason now. Its a balance between pearl and amethyst. The bubbles are organized, but she has her own side space with things she does as hobbies. She has a collection of antique books that she likes to read lava side and she often meditates to see corrupted gems and a future in which the CGs encounter them. maybe she even draws them out to combine ruby’s need to Do with sapphire's need to Know. Fusion is still very important to her, but not she has plot relevant interests that make sense with her character. Her character arc involves her being the first of her kind. shes something completely new! just like steven is. and for that not to bind them together is silly. She wants the best for steven and he makes her want to be an even better leader now that rose is gone and shes the only one left. she makes him think about his actions and slows down his hyper activity when he or amethyst are trying to do something reckless. From him she learns that it’s okay to let her guard down more. Homeworld might come back, but it’s not all on her shoulders. the CGs are a family and they’ll protect everyone together. Garnet in jailbreak is the first time we know shes a fusion and before that we get more about her character not just from environment around her, but her reactions to things. Maybe she feels like she needs to be in control because shes afraid that without rose, homeworld is more a danger than ever.
Amethyst: I like most of her progression actually!!! a few things I’d mess with is when she’s unnecessary hurtful to people she loves, like greg, when she shape shifted into rose, and peridot when she all but threw her stuff into the ocean. these things need to be gotten rid of, or addressed by the narrative. I’d also like to see her hanging around Vidalia wayyyyy sooner or to have a reason why they dont. As for reasons, maybe Amethyst did or said something hurtful toward her, lashing out at her for whatever reason that made their friendship strained. while a decade is a long time for a human, for a gem its nothing. so while she feels bad, Am’ isnt going to apologize herself!!! she didnt do anything wrong!!! and maybe Vidalia is the first person steven convinces her to apologize to. Steven teaches her compassion and is, in return, the gem he can relate to the best. He goes to her first with gem issues and she acts like an older sibling, trying to teach him or cover up mistakes so pearl and garnet dont find out. I think i’d like a progression of Am’ refusing to apologize to Vidalia, realizing that she was wrong and apologizing to greg, but he breaks down and can’t move past that, rendering their friendship difficult and strained as a “sometimes apologizing isnt enough and you have to change your behavior“ and then the third beat with peridot either not happening at all, where she doesnt throw someone’s comfort items into the ocean which, i think steven shouldve realized and stopped her from doing anyway, BUT if you just NEED that mistake on her part, i feel like this could be a “sometimes, you dont know how bad you hurt someone and you should apologize when you find out“ with peridot being hurt and not talking to her and amethyst has to do a big gesture to show shes sorry. I also feel like that fleshes out amedot as a ship and while i dont care about who peridot ends up with, i care about story and the way im going to make this story go, lapis will be in that fun moral grey area and i want more options in terms of story telling and of fan choice. Also!!! explore the possibility of her being deep cut and thats why shes a runt. she only looks smaller but has all these strengths because of it!!! it fits in really well and bismuth or peridot maybe because she was made for kindergardening, could tell her about it and watch her get excited because shes not ”wrong“ she never came out “wrong“ shes just different and thats okay!
Pearl: Was white diamond’s pearl, first of all! that makes every interaction more interesting, because no only did she defect from homeworld, but she defected from the Queen of homeworld and everything it stood for basically. We learn more about how homeworld operates and what places in society each gem fits from pearl, because while she doesn’t believe it herself, she isn’t kept from talking about diamonds now and what one she served. in this funky fresh au, she is sent by white to make sure the new diamond they’re cultivating from earth comes out properly (aka where the fuck did russia go) and getting her equipped with all of the technology she would need to properly rule. this is where she first meets a quartz soldier. at first she’s taken aback by the quartz’s forwardness, no one had ever talked to her like... an equal before. shes not sure if shes allowed to speak, though, she knows theyre waiting for a response. Their first interactions always begin with her requesting permission to speak. They have to wait a few more years for pink to emerge and while they’re there they slowly become friends as the life is leeched out of the area. we could have a snapshots of them waiting for together, rose getting bored and convincing pearl to come do things with her, slowly breaking her out of her shell. Pearl’s difficulty and character arc comes from not just rose and getting over her feelings, which is perfectly fine, but doesnt need to be her only trait, but finding out who she is now, not just after rose, but with humanity as a whole. with the war well and truly over. she wants to learn about what rose thought was so important to fight for, to die for, and because of that, we get her partaking in human activities that arent eating or drinking, because she still dislikes them. While Garnet reads and collects books, i think pearl being really into her weapons collection is a good idea to flesh her out more. Where did she get her swords from? Well thats a mystery. She mentions someone she cared about a long time ago made them for her and thus we get some fun bismuth foreshadowing.
Rose:  And rose..... god... we could of had it all by adele plays in the background anytime i think about her. Here we have a very beautiful fat woman. Shes framed as elegant and regal by the show time and time again and i LOVED that. however after the pink diamond reveal, I have such mixed feelings about her. No more diamond bullshit. Shes the first gem that popped out. Technically she’s too early and she goes to stand guard around the birthplace of her diamond. That is where she and pearl first meet. Pearl is the first gem she ever talks to and while she innately knows stuff about home world, shes pick up a lot from the humans that live nearby. theyve shown her kindness and given her furs to wear and in turn she helped them heal their wounded by crying on them. (yes she still has healing powers sue me) she loves the humans and takes to befriending them before pearl shows up. The two of them get close and after pink diamond pops out, rose realizes what the creation of gems truly means for the world around her. They’re killing what was here before them. This isn’t creation. It’s an invasion. Being the only quartz out so far, shes forced into the role of commander for pink. Her favored soldier. And the more she does what she was “made for” the more she hates it and the more she hates the diamond authority. she convinces pink that some humans are worth keeping. As a curiosity, my diamond. they could prove useful to terraforming other planets or moons to accept life and in time, gem cultivation.  She gets poofed while trying to save someone from the group of people she first made friends with. Maybe pink shatters whoever poofed her for not following her orders because of course Rose wouldnt defy her. rose is Loyal, unlike the rest of you lack luster garbage. Rose comes back with her iconic dress and shes here and queer and shes fucking Done with this shit. she hears about the shattering on her behalf and she goes to pink and asks why and she feels sick to her stomach because star, my diamond, she isnt Worth it. she isnt worth the cost of someone else’s whole Life!!! Oh rose... you’ve always been soft hearted. in this time, Pearl is quietly there. waiting to be called back by white as pink pearl has just been sent to take her place. And this is it. This is the moment rose decides to rebel. according to homeworld, her life should be no more than any other quartz. her life shouldnt be traded for that of others. So why? Why did pink do this? Do the gems in her court mean nothing to her? This is the first time a gem has ever summoned two weapons. A Sword and Shield. A knight turning on her master. She tried to attack pink. to poof her. to send a message right here and now that gems are all equal. that a lowly rose quartz is strong enough to take on a diamond! She fails, but only partly. she manages to strike a blow, but pink stays in tact long enough to strike on of her own, sending rose retreating into her gem. This is when pearl has to make a choice. No matter what she’d be shattered. Pink’s wrath when she reforms, white’s when she finds out about what happened. This is a death sentence. But if its a death sentence, its one she’ll choose for herself. she takes rose’s shield and uses the face of it to shatter pink herself, scooping up rose’s gem and getting as far away as fast as she can. This is the start of a war.
Steven: Oh boi. So i love steven, but theres moments where hes just... not good and the story doesnt stop him from doing that. So if were gonna say hes a kid with emotion based powers, we know hes soft and sweet and excitable. sometimes he pushes people too far because hes trying to do what he thinks is best. I want him to wrestle with the fact that his mom, this person everyone says is good, killed someone. she did something so horrible and she never killed anyone again, but she still did it once. I’d like him to get bits and pieces of his mothers memories and so we get to see the world and flashback things that happened in real time. Maybe he tries to talk to pearl about it, but she still wont instead of cant. He feels like an outcast and everyone would rather his mom be there, but they have him instead. basically a lot of his earlier character arc stuff before garnet and pearl talk to him about how homeworld was. They dont think hes old enough to hear about war, but it seems war is coming back and hes unprepared to face it without learning more. he facilitates more interactions with the townies and now its not just a war of gems against gems, they have humans on their side too and they’ll win!  
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hazzasgayvodka · 6 years ago
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okay okay so hear me out you and h are going like hot and heavy making out or whatever and then you get to your room and he DOESNT HAVE A CONDOM okay okay and then you punish him for being a dumbass idek just have fun with it if anyone could write this shit it’s you babydoll
OKAY WOW I LOVE THIS
seriously gotta be one of my best asks I’ve ever gotten thank you thank you I’m about to have a ball with this one 
yes this is the same as the other ask I just added more to the end because I didn’t want start from scratch, sue me
You break away from your group of friends to slide into anempty spot at the bar, fanning your face to keep your makeup from running downit after dancing amongst the sweaty mass in the center of the floor surroundedby the pumping music. You try to get the bartender’s attention numerous timesbut you’re looked right over no matter how low you tug the front of your dress.
“Hey darling,” A voice speaks up, stepping up the bar rightbeside you, “Don’t believe I’ve seen you around here before.”
“Does that work on anyone?” You smirk, looking him up anddown from his gorgeous brunette curls to the hardly buttoned sheer shirt on hisshoulders.
“You’d be surprised,” He smirks, turning to the bartender,“Greg! Get me a cold whiskey and the pretty lady a martini, put it on my tab.”
“I’m perfectly capable of ordering my own martini-”
“Oh, don’t I know sweetheart,” He grins, the longer hespeaks the easier it is to pick up on the slight slur to his words, “Just letme buy you a drink, yeah? No harm in that.”
You can’t help but grin as Greg comes back to your end ofthe bar and slides you a martini with far too many olives. He holds up hisglass to toast against yours but you stop, holding your glass in midair.
“A name?” You ask, quirking an eyebrow up at him.
“Harry,” He says, flashing you that award winning smile onceagain, “And yours?”
“Y/N.”
“Well, Y/N, are you here alone?” He asks, bringing his glassto his lips after knocking it against yours.
“Don’t you move fast, Harry.” You smirk, eyeing him over therim of your martini.
“Not fast,” He corrects you, leaning his elbow onto the bartop, “Efficient.”
“Well I’m not sure I’m really up for anything too efficienttonight,” You smile lightly, turning away from him, “Thank you for the drinkthough.”
You start to walk back towards your group of friends on thedancefloor but suddenly he’s in front of you, stopping you mid step.
“Woah, woah, woah,” He grins, that gorgeous lopsided smilemaking the dimple pop from his cheek, “How about one dance? And I’ll get yousomething else to drink because you’re clearly not enjoying the martini.”
“I did not say-”
“Didn’t have to say it love,” He winks, grabbing your hand,“How about a cosmopolitan or a quick make out behind the bar?”
“Pardon?” You gasp, nearly choking as you try to swallowdown your martini to prove him wrong.
“Oh, I’m sorry, did I say make out behind the bar, I meantsex on the beach,” He grins, turning over his shoulder to just catch a glimpseof your reaction with a mischievous look in his eye, “I’m always getting thosetwo mixed up.” He laughs, sending you a wink to which you roll your eyes andallow him to drag you along.
*I know this is like abig jump but I wasn’t up for writing another lead up lmao I’m drunk and tired*
Half an hour later and you were in the back of a cab on theway to your apartment, trying your hardest not to grope each other in the car.As soon as the cab stops in front of your building, fire is blazing through you,echoing from the inferno burning between your melding mouths. You can hardlythink straight as you walk him up the stairs, him following you with increasingdesperation as you both drown in an ocean of ecstasy.
You want him and you can tell by the way his long greedyfingers are locked into your hair and around the small of your back, crushingyou against his arousal, that he is in firmagreement with you. You finally suck oxygen into your lungs as he pulls hismouth from yours, instead trailing his sinfully full lips down your jaw andthen training his full attention on the hollow of your throat.
“Come on.” You groan, your impatience growing every secondthat he’s still fully dressed.
You pray to god that you don’t wake up your roommate rightacross the hall as you tug him along by the front of his shirt held tight inyour fist. It seems like a lifetime has passed when you finally reach your room.You lunge at the man only slightly panting behind you, crashing your lips ontohis. His hands wind around you as both of you fight to get impossibly closer.
“Up, sweetheart.” He growls, digging his fingertips sharplyinto the curve of your ass.
You quirk an eyebrow up at him, complying, jumping up andwrapping your legs tightly around his waist. A delicious shudder rolls throughyou as he moans against the hypersensitive skin of your neck due to thefriction suddenly between you.
“Door.” He grinds out.
Fumbling in your haste, you struggle with the oh-so-simpleact of twisting the fucking doorknob. It however isn’t particularly helpfulthat his wandering hands have found their way beneath the back of your dress,exploring the flesh beneath. In a few seconds of jiggling, there’s a click ofthe lock and the door is swinging open. You stumble forward, collapsing ontoyour bed in a tangled mess of limps and obstructing clothing.
Forcefully, you push him down onto his back, alreadywhimpering at the loss of contact between his magnificent mouth and yourexposed skin. He lays there a minute, his dilated eyes raking over you fromunder his furrowed eyebrows, his cheeks already flushed, and his lips swollenfrom your rough kissing. God he already looks freshly fucked and he’s stillfully dressed.
Grinning, you shift your hips, nearly coming undone rightthen and there from the dizzying friction. His lips are suddenly pursed into afrustrated line, his large hands reaching up to wrap around your hips andcontinue the agonizing, rolling pattern you’ve started.
His cool fingers dig into your skin, dragging his dull nailsdown the rapidly reddening flesh. Deftly, your hands reach for the hem of yourdress, dragging it off and flinging it across the room. His eyes widen furtheras you stare down at him, his hungry gaze working its way across your newlyexposed flesh.
“God, you’re ruining me darling.” He gasps, squeezing hiseyes shut as you shift your hips suddenly, eliciting a deep strangled groanfrom his luscious lips.
You nearly growl as the words fall from his parted lips,pulling him up so his lips meet yours. He resists for a fraction of a secondbefore losing himself in the overwhelming ecstasy raging between you. Too impatientto bother with the buttons, you yank on the fabric of his shirt, ignoring thebounce of plastic scattering across the hardwood floors. You can’t get enough.You need more. More contact. More heat. More him.
Dipping your head, you trail the tip of your tongue throughthe trace of hair between his hips and up and across the rigid contours of hisstomach.
“Fuck Y/N,” He growls, yanking sharply on a fistful of yourhair, “I need your mouth.”
“Can’t wait,” You moan, rolling your hips to emphasize youraching need, “Do you have one?” You ask, your voice suddenly strangled andhitching as you struggle to catch your breath.
“What?”
“A condom. Do you have a condom?”
“No, they’re in my car,” He sighs, “Aren’t you on..?”
“No.” You growl, resisting the urge to slap him for assuming.
“Well, fuck.”
Closing your eyes, you struggle to keep from wrapping yourhands around the moronic dolt’s throat. He has to be fucking joking. Every guyalways has a condom. Always. It’spractically a law of nature. You bite down on your bottom lip to keep fromscreaming out in frustration.
“Fuck.” He groans again, throwing his head back against themound of pillows covering the majority of your bed.
“You know you seemed a little desperate in that bar, I thinkI knew somehow that you hadn’t gotten it in in a while, but it’s a shamereally, that you let yourself fall this out of practice,” You tease, “A crimereally, and one deserving of careful and extendeddeliberation,” You sigh, trying to keep from laughing, “Now, you be a goodlittle boy and sit here and think about what you’ve done.” You smirk, leaningdown to nip gently at his ear as your other hand digs around in your side tablefor just what you’re looking for, “And as much as I’d just love to stay andtalk this out, perhaps get to the bottom of just how you decided to go to aclub without a raincoat, I have somewhere I need to be.”
His eyes fly open as the cuff clicks into place around hiswrist, the other side already hooked to the opposite side of your headboard.
“What the hell?”
“Stay, relax,” You coo, shimmying back off his lap andcrossing the room to search through your dresser for some leggings, “I’ll beback a little later and we can talk then.”
“Don’t you fucking dare leave me here, Y/N.”
“I really had hoped this night would have turned outdifferently but now it seems I’ll have to fit in a workout wearing far moreclothing than I would have preferred,” You laugh, sliding on your sneakers, “Oh,and darling, mind giving me a lift?” You grin, fishing his wallet out of hisjeans to snag a twenty to pay the cab fare.
Suddenly, one giant hand clasps around your wrist, diggingpainfully into your skin, “Y/N, don’t-“
“Too late, H. I’ll see you later. Be a good boy and don’t wakethe roomie.” You coo, pecking him on the cheek before wrenching your hand fromhis grasp and sauntering out the door.
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gdays · 2 years ago
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6/14/2022
Well it's been 3 months since I've posted here, but maybe I'll start again!
I broke up with gin about a month and a half ago, maybe 2. Things were getting worse and worse between us and I couldn't do it anymore. He was extremely toxic after the break up (grabbed my face to force me to kiss him, posted a ton of mean stuff about me, still continues to beg me to fuck him while also posting mean things about me, and more). I'm honestly just relieved that I'm single again! But today he emailed me(hes blocked everywhere else) saying he really wants to tell everyone all my secrets but that he wont. I feel like its gunna be blackmail for him to use to try to get me to come see him at his aunt's house. I really hope not.
Since the breakup, I had a brief fwb thing with this guy greg but it turned out he doesnt support black lives matter so I cut him off. I've also been sleeping with and seeing willem, the person me and gin had a 3 way with at one point, and I've become the fwb to mike and kim, the couple I met off whisper who are super cool. I'm in love with willem, I cant stop thinking about them and we actually do go out on dates and cuddle and stuff but we've talked about how we wanna take things really slow and not get into any serious kind of relationship so they dont know I love them and I'm gunna keep taking things slow and just treasuring any time I get with them. Willem lives in souix city so I drive up to visit them about once a week and I look forward to it so much every time.
I've realized I'm really liking this seeing multiple people thing so I think I'm gunna stop allowing myself to get into monogamous relationships and I'm going to be poly for good. I've always said I can either be poly or monogamous but I think monogamy isn't for me. I talked to willem about it and they said they dont want anything monogamous either, so if they do become my partner (I really really hope so) I've already had that talk with them about it!
I'm so so so happy now that im out of the relationship with gin. Of course I loved him and I do think about him/miss him from time to time, but the lack of toxicity in my life has been wonderful. I do what I want when I want and I dont have to answer to anyone. I am allowed to actually have private things that are only for me and that never happened when I was with gin. Like I dont feel obligated to tell my various partners about everything going on because some of it is just for me and i love that!! Plus I get so much alone time that I had craved when gin lived here. It's amazing.
I also recently had my left hand surgery for the carpel tunnel and my right hand is coming up at the end of the month. My left is finally not keeping me up all night, it's only the right one that does now, so I'm confident that after the second surgery I'll actually get a good nights sleep after all this time of having this damn carpet tunnel!
Im still at red lobster and I love it just as much as before. Im also going to metro for culinary school starting in september and I'm hoping that'll get me a better paying cooking job! I'd get to do what I love and make extra money, itll be so great if I can make it thru the school part! I really hope so honestly, it's only supposed to take 2 years if you go full time. This first semester I'm only taking 3 classes but after that I'm supposed to be on a full time schedule. I know mom and dad would still support me and still let me live here if I do end up needing to take longer than 2 years for culinary school tho, which is great. Oh and also they're not making me move out until I'm done with school so I'll be here for quite a while longer, but honestly I'm grateful. Moving is extremely stressful, plus if I went to school and had to work full time to try to make rent too I just know I'd end up quitting school due to the stress. So my parents are doing me a colossal favor by letting me stay until I'm out of school. I'm eternally grateful.
Now that I'm thinking of it, maybe I should get them a big gift for letting me stay! I could start paying for a disney plus subscription that they can use and then maybe get something nice for them both separately too. I am absolutely gunna do that cuz I don't show them enough that I love them anyways.
Mady is nonbinary and using they or she for pronouns. They say they're officially done with Darius (they had gotten back together for a while) and she actually hasn't seen him for like a month now and shes seeing some other dudes, so maybe she really wont take d bag back! But I wont keep my hopes up on that. Them and Taylor moved in together but both are really struggling to make rent because they dont have jobs like mine where the paycheck is consistent since doordash doesnt give a regular pay to the drivers, they just make money based off of each delivery and it's not that much money compared to the insane gas prices right now ($4.80 a gallon today when I went to fill up). I'm worried for mady especially because she is planning on trying to live alone when their lease is up in a few months even tho she cant afford to live with a roommate. I hope she decides to come stay with us for a while before getting a new places because idk how she could afford it. I know this sounds bad, but I really hope they meet a nice rich man who will take care of them and let her be a stay at home mom like they've always wanted. Like that's been mady's dream since she was a kid and I think being a mom is the only passion they've ever really had so I hope it happens for them soon so that they dont have to keep struggling to hold a job when their autism already makes that extremely difficult.
Max is going to uno in the fall instead of Lincoln because he hates it there. I'm happy for him, I think more of his friends are here in Omaha so being here will be good for him I think.
Also 2 days ago the family got a new dog named ellie short for eloise 😁shes so fucking tiny, a little 10 year old maltese. Shes been sticking to her little dog bed since she got here, but she'll slowly warm up to us I believe.
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I want to know why you didn't like Jessica having a baby? I really don't have an opinion on it because I don't really know the character but maybe it wasn't a good idea to make her a mom.
personally baby stories are almost always a hard no for me like. its just not something that even slightly appeals to me probably because of my irl feelings towards it so thats kind of a me problem. pregnancy creeps me the fuck out physically and theoretically n it always has so i'll try to be objective here
just. why. literally why. what does it add to her as a person who has never shown any interest in having a family and even if they were, ISNT in the position to have one.
why would a woman who goes out every night to fight crime, possible be beaten up a little (miscarriages dont exist) have god knows what happen to them, possibly DIE without anyone knowing, want a kid????? ive seen people explain it with regards to when she was abducted by skrulls and she thought no one cared or noticed she was missing and she just wants someone to need her. and its like. oh thats healthy is it. for her to literally have a whole human depend on her. jess has trauma from so many things and has always been a character whose mental experiences impact her stories and they did not play into this at all. the baby cured all of her issues. thank you so much that does so much for women as a whole. have a baby that'll fix it
the covers were just.... uncomfortable none of these people have ever seen or spoken to a pregnant woman before
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your spine queen???? if she straightened up her torso would be like 3 miles long
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every cover's only purpose is to exaggerate the stomach like maybe this is my baby allergies again but it feels kind of. fetishy. u know freaks on the internet had a great time w these
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how is she this far along and still not wearing maternity clothes like thats not comfortable. i find it hard to believe any pregnant person would just continue wearing normal clothes that visibly dont fit and expose half their stomach
people change when theyre pregnant!!!! ur face gets chubby!!! your boobs get huge!!! all of you gets bloated and u feel gross!!! other than the stomach there is literally NOTHING different about jess. she still has a beautiful face, skinny legs etc etc. which i feel kind of feeds into the fetishy vibe of it all. like they made sure we all know she's still attractive and skinny and sexually appealing. shes got other stuff going on right now. shes growing a whole human. shes not gonna fuck you.
IN ADDITION. the run where it happened, was the run/s that started with the notoriously vile milo manara doing this variant cover
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so as a whole i find it hard to believe the creative team would ever be trying to make a point about how pregnant women are strong as fuck and can do shit whilst going through such huge bodily changes. we have to know she's fuckable first and foremost. like yeah of course pregnant women can be sexy but theres a fine line between shes hot!! and whatever the covers for this run were doing. especially when the interior was so adverse to the variants. javier rodriguez is a great artist who depicts women very realistically so what the fuck happened here i genuinely couldnt tell you. the cover is what people see first so to make sure thats sexualised to high heaven says a lot about the motives here. the whole thing started with greg fucking land who is famous for the exact opposite of child bearing hips
and just again on the impracticalities of it all.... she literally gave birth and got up straight away and fought skrulls. absolutely no shot in any universe thats physically possible. infections???? needing stitches??? exhaustion???? honestly marvel writes shit i dont like personally all the time but if they do research and speak to people who k ow what theyre talking about then i cant be mad but this is exactly the opposite. youre telling me there were NO writers who had experience with pregnancy or had experienced it themselves who you could even SPEAK to or ask a question???? it had to be dennis fucking hopeless??? of avengers arena???? THAT dennis hopeless??
tl;dr female superheroes do not exist to have babies solely for drama purposes. the big mystery isnt who the father is. even if she were a character that a baby makes sense for, it literally doesnt matter. the father isnt around. women having kids doesnt revolve around who the father is. it was a deliberate sales gimmick that pretty much just said that the real point of this woman's story is to find out which man impregnated her
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