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ozdicaff · 2 years
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Popping in from discord to say that I absolutely love your AU designs, especially Moon's design!
I just want to give them all a big hug!
Your Moon radiates a nice calming presence that my anxiety ridden self would love to have as a friend and maybe take a nap nearby.
Also, your Y/N is very snazzy, love their design!
I really love Sun's design too but as someone that needs some peace and quiet right now, my brain zeroed in on Moon and won't let go.
Big hugs to you and the au crew! (unless you don't like hugs in which case a friendly wave)
Hope you have a wonderful day/night dear. Take Care!
Anon. Im going. To CRY
THANK YOU SO MUCH??!?! 😭😭😭😭😭 IM ON THE FLOOR IN A PUDDLE OF MY OWN TEARS!!!!!
Im glad you like moons design that much!! 🥺 I STRUGGED WITH HIS DESIGN THE MOST, IM GLAD IT WAS WORTH IT <333 i think you'll like how moon more when i show more about his character! I think you both could use some comfort napping ...
As for y/n! I referenced irl narrators, and ALL of them looked like british guys in suits so i had to make them follow the theme, i tried to incorporate the twins palletes into their colors though!
Im glad you like suns design too!!! He was the first i made :] AND ILL ABSOLUTELY TAKE THAT HUG !!! SUNS ARMS WILL WRAP AROUND YOU 2O TIMES !!!!
Hope you have a great day or night too hun!!! I actually have an arabic exam tmrw and this ask made me feel really nice admist the stress, thank you so much for this i appreciate it, SO SO much <3 have a doodle of the boys!!!
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triglycercule · 15 hours
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and if i said the mtt reminded me of these three idols then would i get tarred and feathered
#YES!!!! anyways when will someone draw them all in straitjackets istg#ive been on a bit of a new artist roll today. just discovered akali. and then checked out these 3#ikigusare idols i knew you 3 were mtt from the moment i saw you no doubt. a shame sango is green instead of purple#anyways mtt connection i like how niigo's left eye is the same eye that flickers killer's sans part ish eye#but like the eye is literally sewn and kept open forcefully. like hey sans part of killer you gotta b part of this 2! no looking away!#was thinking the 3rd eye on sango could be like papyrus. like 2/3 of the head is dust and 1/3 is paps#took seeing his brother to whole different level!#horror's is obvious his eye's just 1 because he's got his whole 1 eye symbolism#mtt but they all have body disformations and its all related to their eyes somehow#can just imagine like...... killer's left eyesocket bashed open and the eye floating in there while the dt goop constantly flows out of it#ikigusare idols all have the same voice and#the mtt would.... as well..... bc theyre all yhe same guy#these idols dont have canon lore im like 80% sur i can make as many crazy mtt connections to them as i possibly can#their music is so like. just a LITTLE bit off. like obviously the voices but just like the notes are just SLIGHTLY off and its so duchahahhh#im not gonna listen to them regularly bc it not my thing but hahahaha mtt........ mtt reference#my english notes have mtt references in them. my friend makes mtt references now because of me#i squeeze my shampoo into my hand in a sparkle star heart shape because of the mtt#it was 4:30 in the morning today and i saw a tiktok comment mentioning the mtt and i tried not yo scream#yk i think ive convinced myself that im not as deranged as i really am about these 3 but lime........ erm what the murder this is freaky!#someone said in a gc that they auditions for acapella and wondered if they got in#this is so mean but my first verbal reaction was literally hell no💀 its SO MEAN#theyre rubbing off on me help. i cant just say it was all the mtt's fault when i'm a goddamn asshole#NO OFFICER I SWEAR IT WAS THE SKELETONS THE THREE SKELETONS THEY POSSESSED ME TO SHOOT THE#yeah....... lets not continue down that path (i say as i made several 9/11 jokes today unprompted)#god typing out tags with silly comments like these are so satisfying :3 always forget how much i luuuuv thumblr#DAMN my typing style has changed a LOT from what i remember. in just a couple of months ive evolved#tricule rant
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ayyponine · 2 months
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not to be a milennial but harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban really is that bitch....
#mom wanted to rewatch the movies so we've been going thru them <3#talk about a movie thats just like. grief. i turn into the jamie lee curtis halloween trauma supercut#SORRY..... the visuals are peak like that IS the hp vibe to ME and i am BLOWN AWAY this movie was made in 2004 it feels ahead of its time#the first two are so whimsical and magical enrapturing and this movie is like. a well worn cardigan. this feels 2011 cozycore to me#sorry but the introduction of lupin becoming a comforting trusted guardian type of figure AND the dementors representing hollow depression#this 13 yr old whos been kept in the dark on so many things being extra vulnerable prey to them bc of the severe trauma#but getting lessons on how to withstand that creeping dread.. through happy memories... still bonding w lupin increasngly ouagh...#the grief between them both over james and lily. also btw ofc defense against the dark arts being fighting yr fears through laughter. aaaaaa#and then sirius. black. im. i know we meme on the twelve years of it! in azkaban! but as a bitch whos now closer to those characters in age#and can appreciate and understand them obv more than i could when i was. a tween. that just hits like ok shit. VALID#so valid and real to see the child of your friends you knew at that age but who DIED and then see the friend who betrayed them#to see like the best of BOTH of them mirrored and living on in him and be like yknow what???? you WILL be protected frm that same fate#hoooo the briefest moment where harry might hope things will turn out okay. w sirius' name being cleared and peter having to explain himself#and sirius being like hey i get it if you want to stay w your family that is fine but. if you wanna move in w me...#(harry relaying this to hermione later as well. dreaming of a place fr just the two of them somewhere in the countryside#somewhere..... sirius might see the sky..... bc he thinks he would like that after all those years locked up do not even touch me rn.......)#only fr everything to turn to shit two friends fighting w deadly force. the chance to set this right slipping off into the night.#a million dementors descending relentlessly until utter exhaustion and certain death. some strange salvation? fight for a second chance?#but then still havign to say goodbye when they only just GOT this. and everything still being so. god. and lupin having to leave as well.#the thought of sirius also WANTING that guardian type connection but being forced to live in 1. a cave barely living more freely than before#2. then being confined to the stuffy somber abusive home he ran away from as a teen w that portrait still up there and everything.. bitch...#oh man the way i KNOW when we get to ootp (my favourite) its gonna leave me blasted into a million little pieces#the way i know shit like the knowing wink the entirety of the wall tapestry room scene and of course nice one james is gonna DESTROY me..#dont even talk to me abt that dark turn at the end of gof and how everything after gets soooo. god. w everything just getting destroyed and.#i cant even think abt it i cant even talk about it. wah#i dont care btw that they aged those guys up undermining how insanely young these people died. perfect casting fr the remaining marauders ok
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emlos · 19 days
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my sister is eating disorderedly, and i dont know what to do
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29121996 · 1 month
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#now i am absolutely playing and spinning the wheel of . am i going to get sad abt That .#i was a lil bummed abt it yesterday . byt at some point i think i did realise theres probsbly a reason#bc . there was absolutwly divine play happening yesterday . oh my fucking god .#but . anyway having to like rlly pull myself away formcthat glass is having . a negative . distortion#in my brain of some form idk. i cant talk abt it vut im trying to just .#bc while im typing this out and . stringing words tgth that makr No Sense to nayone#egen me sometimes#my brains doing some kind ofnsorting anf its . good? bc itd actually working through what the issue is or wtv. even if whats cominf#outbof my mouth or in text form makes no fucking sense#bc i know whats going on up there. i know that what im saying is helping some kind of dot and pattern so i can get over#whatever thr fuck is upsetting me . bc atp im not . ipset aby anything fucking NEW anymorem#im still putting away my past toys and knives!!!!! why !!!!! why am i still closing doors on old cycles ajd wounds !!!!#50/50 i have been ignoring it and not doing it properly . 50/50 theres stuff i havent been allowed to actually#heal from or access yet regardless. n i do see why ! bc i think abt how ive felt w some of these revelations#and know if id come to this or saw thus or WHATEVER 1 2 or even 4 months ago . provably wouldve done smth drastic . bc i keep slmost#fucking doijg dhit n i just . im not supposed to this time. i know that.#my job is to sit down and shut up. im supposed to docthis (mostly) on my own and without doing whay#my stupid ego wants to do >:( die
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mrfoox · 1 year
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I hate how my brain works often but this time it's how attached I am to anyone i know/like.
I wish someone I knew and liked already fall in love with me so I can date them
I don't actively am interested in anyone of my friends in that way now but that idea is so... Safe and gentle and good for my mind
Then it's like.... Getting to know new people who can turn into potential partners? No... Thats scary. I don't know those people... I already have good people around me, can't they take one for the team?
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soupcrouton · 1 year
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OWWWWEHHHHA UUUUUOOOOOO WHOOOOOO OAYGGGHHH Owie!!!! Ow!!
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Me head!!!!!!!!!!! Its gonna blow uppp owwwvsiiiee!!!
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feyburner · 5 months
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This is part of a longer thing I may post on ao3 at some point but here’s some silly little Jaytim texting AU. I use this format as a writing warmup.
EDIT: This has been posted on AO3.
[Unknown] »
Hey. This is Jason. 
I have a favor to ask. You can say no.
« tim
uh
1. i’m aware of how favors work  
2. what is it?
« tim
?
« tim
hey are you like. good
J »
Yeah fine 
Sry. Rethinking this maybe
« tim
what, do you need a kidney or something?
i can’t give you a kidney.
i don’t have any organs to spare.
J »
What ? 
« tim
what’s the favor?
J »
I wouldn’t ask if it wasnt important
I’d ask Roy but hes in star city 
or Kori but shes off world
I tried dickhead but hes in haven. Cant get away tonight
« tim
yeah jason i get it lol
J »
So Im currently in the cargo hold of a private yacht
« tim
what >?
J »
We’re caught in the storm thats hitting the city its a whole thing. 
« tim
are you in the cargo hold of your own volition or did someone put you there
J »
So I dont think I can get back t
No its on purpose
« tim
hang on. you’re in gotham bay right now? in a boat?  
jason this storm is really bad.
it’s already sunk a houseboat and a fishing boat at the marina
J »
I dont think I can get back totown toni
Christ you type fast 
Shut up for a sec. Clam down
Clam*
*Calm fuck me
Thought I was gnna be back tonight but bc of storm its not looking great.
Can you feed my sourdough starter 
« tim
what
J »
4511 overhill apt 6D 
Key under the neighbors mat. 6H
« tim
hey to clarify. “its not looking great” ← what does that mean
J »
Starter is on counter. in glass jar 
Should just need one feeindg. Maybe 2. depending 
« tim
on???
J »
On wwhen I get back?
« tim
so you do plan on coming back
J »
Yeah timothy I’m in a boat not the heart of Mount Doom
« tim
yeah? vaders not there? so that means everything’s fine? 
J »
Did you
jst say Vader
As in Darth
« tim
??? 
J »
Oh my god
« tim
jason are you in peril or what.
J »
No im not in “peril” lol.
Did you see the thing I said about my sourddough starter
It needs to be fed
« tim
wtf is a sourdough starter
nvm i googled it
J »
Its a live bacteria colony you use to m 
Oh ok
Yeah so it just needs 50g lukewarm water + 50g flour
Theres a scale next to the jar
Stir until it looks like hummus
Put lid back on
The end
« tim
the internet says if you put it in the fridge it doesn’t need daily feedings
J »
Sure. But that would mess up my bread schedule
« tim
your bread schedule 
J »
Man are gyou gonna fuckin feed Breadie Mercury or should I find someone else
« tim
im already en route. 
J »
Oh
Ok
Thank you.
Wtf dont text and motorbike  
« tim
how about you dont text and Sinking Boat
J »
Hey its not like I’m gonna cause a boat crash
« tim
i was stopped at a red light 😐
anwyay i’m at your place.
1. why do you not have a security system. when you said key under the neighbor’s mat i thought you were joking. 
2. how warm is lukewarm
J »
1. I’m the security system
« tim
just rolled my eyes so hard it actually physically hurt
J »
God youre annoying
2. ? Its lukewarm
« tim
ohhhhh thanks! that’s so helpful :) here i am trying not to murder your incredibly important bacteria colony that i just drove across town for but no thats great jason very descriptive thanks :) 
J »
Like warm but not too wram, nothing you’d want to take a bath in
Can you fucking
I TYPE SLOW.
« tim
ok.
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he is fed
J »
Thanks man.
Sincerely.
« tim
so hows the cargo hold going
still intact i assume? 
J »
Mostly ya
« tim
pardon? 
J »
Slight leakage. Nothing major
« tim
oh? are you a boatologist now? 
i dont think you’re qualified to judge that?
J »
Moving right past “boatologist” out of the goodness of my heart.
Chill lol. If it was rly bad thered probably be some sort of alar
Hm.
« tim
did an alarm just start going off
J »
Dont worry about it
« tim
im not. 
did it though
also which yacht? im in the marinas scheduling dtabase
blue miracle, serendipity, carp-e diem? which one
« tim
jason?
« tim
if this is a joke it’s not funny
oh cool you’re not on comms either. great.
hey if youre dead again and i just fed your stupid starter for nothing im gonna be soooo mad just fyi
« tim
ugh.
*
J »
Hey
Thanks again for the
I’m not gonna say “save” bc I was doinf just fine on my own.
But thanks for the backup.
Lmk when youre home
Nope sorry lol you dont have to do that.
Night.
« tim
home
J »
Also I just saw your messaages from
Ah. 👍
From earlier. 
« tim
you mean from when you said “huh, this boat seems to be filling with water” and then disappeared? those messages? 
J »
Those were not my exact words.
« tim
right. your exact words contained somehow even less information 
J »
Shut up
I just wanted to 
You know. Youre the only one who jokes about it
The only one in the family I mean
your family, I mean
The bats.
« tim
the only one who jokes about what
J »
Me being dead
« tim
oh. 
ok. well
its not like. actually funny to me. i was just annoyed. sorry i guess
J »
No thats not 
Tim. Shut up.
I dont mind. I like that one of you does. 
Its better than people talking around it. Like its this big shameful thing I did.
One of many
If I mention it in front of dickhead he does the face
the :~{ face
« tim
wow its uncanny
uh. for the record. 
i don’t think that’s the reason people talk around it
if im correct in thinking that by “people” you mean “one specific person whose name rhymes with Rat Can” 
 
J »
Yeah well
I just
Christ never mind. Im sorry. You are not the person to be sayign this to.
Im gonna shut the fuck up I think. 
Goodnight.
« tim
oh what, you can’t talk to me about being dead bc of that one time you tried to kill me? 
and failed btw :/ 
J »
Tim
Not to be so unchill
But you know how me being dead isnt actaully funny to you
« tim
…got it. sorry
J »
No. don’t apologize to me
Ever
I’m serious 
« tim
like for anything? 
what if i killed breadie mercury 
J »
You didnt. He is thriving
« tim
he is?
wait. really?
you can tell?
J »
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Hes doubled in size since you fed him.
« tim
whoa
J »
Yup. Thanks again for thattoo.
*that too
Its stupid but hes kinda my son.
« tim
wouldn’t he technically be like, 10 billion sons
J »
He is my 10 billion sons.
« tim
lolol
wow. why am i so pleased hes thriving lol 
J »
Right
« tim
jeez
i was so worried about the water temp
google said lukewarm is 98-105 so i did 98 to be safe
J »
You used a thermometer? 
« tim
your instructions were vague!
i didnt want to kill your bacteria colony!
J »
Thanks Tim.
« tim
? you already said that lol
i gotta pass out btw
glad you didnt die: the sequel in a yacht
that would have been so cringe
night jason
J »
Night
*
J »
You up?
« tim
obviously
why
J »
Could use your eyes on something.
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« tim
morse code but the dots and dashes are reversed and its spelling backwards in russian, ASTITP AYALEB AVD RTSIRP → PRISTR DVA BELAYA PTITSA → PIER TWO WHITE BIRD
J »
Bc it looks like morse but its not, its kind of scrambl 
Ok jesus christ . 
30 seconds? Seriously? Fuck me
Can I hire you? Jesus lol
« tim
that depends. do you pay more than batman?
J »
The fuck? Does he pay you guys now?
« tim
no.
J »
Then yes. I do pay more than batman.
« tim
how much more
J »
One coffee per codebreak? 
« tim
:\
J »
Two coffees per codebreak
Two and a loaf of sourdough
« tim
sourdough from breadie mercury?
J »
Ya
« tim
done
J »
Damn. I feel like you should have higher standards
« tim
i mean i was already gonna do it for free
now i have successfully negotiated coffee & sustenance 
im on a roll. nothing but Ws 
J »
Ws?
« tim
its young people slang you wouldn’t get it ❤️
J »
I am barely 3 years older htan you.
It could be argued, considering certain events, that we’re basically the same age.
« tim
and yet you text like an old, old man
J »
I do not
Would you rather I texted like “idk brb lmao roflcopter”
« tim
ROFLCOPTER?
oh my god. ohhhhhh jason. oh my god
that is absolutely not what the kids are saying these days. oh my god
J »
Ok you know what. At least I know Mount Doom isnt a Star Wars thing
« tim
oh, is it star trek? 
J »
I’m 99% sure youre antagonizing me on purpose
But have you seriously not read or watched Lord of the Rings
« tim
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no i have not.
J »
Hm.
« tim
what
J »
Nothing.
« tim
……….what
*
« tim
did you NARC on me
to BRUCE
about LORD OF THE RINGS?????
J »
I don’t know what you’re talking about.
« tim
WHY DO I NOW HAVE 3 SEPARATE SUNDAY AFTERNOON “HOUSE MEETINGS” BLOCKED OFF IN MY CALENDAR, JASON? 
WHY ARE THEY EACH 4 HOURS LONG?
WHY ARE THEY LABELED “CULTURAL EDUCATION (MANDATORY)”? 
J »
I can’t pretend to know what goes on in B’s mind.
That said, I have reason to believe he and Alfred take lotr pretty seriously.
« tim
its a TWELVE HOUR MOVIE
about GOBLINS
J »
I’m not gonna respond to that bc I know youre just lashing out.
« tim
if youve sentenced me to 12 hours of a movie i hate i’m gonna hack everything you own. 
im gonna mass text the entire cape wearers community the footage of that time condiment king kicked your ass so bad he felt guilty and offered to personally help you out of the mustard pool 
J »
What the fuck
How do you fuckig know about ?????? that???????? 
Not that ithahpened 
What hefuckk ??
« tim
ooooooooo you better hope i love these goblins!
J »
Why are you?? evil??
« tim
you should have killed me when you had the chance!!
sorry.
J »
Its ok. That one was pretty funny tbh.
Oh hm shouldnt have laughed just then. Bad timing on my part
Brb
« tim
uh
« tim
ok…….. getting reports of a “disturbance” at pier two…….. 
« tim
sorry were you texting me *mid-standoff* with the russian mafia
« tim
ugh.
*
« tim
you know tracking your location would be so much easier if i didn’t have to hack into your comm sys every time
luckily your encryption is garbage but still. its 2 minutes of my life i wont get back.
J »
Not sure I recall giving you permission to track my location?
« tim
oh i’m sorry. next time i will simply leave you to go down with a texas oil magnate’s incredibly tacky yacht, or get swiss cheesified by mobsters 
J »
Hey I wrapped up the russians myself 
« tim
yeah? 
J »
Yeah….
« tim
so you thought the 12-minute universal signal jam was the act of a benevolent god? 
J »
:-|
« tim
im just saying it would be significantly more efficient if you agreed to a tracker
just one little tracker. you wouldn’t even notice it’s there.
think of all the time and energy you’d save me
J »
I feel the need to point out that you don’t have to repeatedly hack my comms system.
« tim
i mean it’s that or monitor sightings on the gocitizen app
i have an algo that texts relevant pings to me, which is super helpful for when i want an inbox full of random people talking about how hot you are. less helpful for literally every other circumstance 
J »
Uh
What
« tim
how hot *red hood is. to clarify
in their opinion
the people’s opinion
J »
?
« tim
the people of gotham city
J »
The people of Gotham city do not think Red Hood is hot lol
« tim
wait 
i cant tell if you’re being serious
J »
Uh? Yeah Im being serious? Lol tf
Why would they think hes hot 
They dont think Batman is hot 
« tim
o…kay…
huh.
how to… hmm
J »
Like nightwing sure
And the girls. Bc of objectification of women
« tim
oh wow
J »
Red Robin. If i had to guess
But when people see Hood its definitely not… that kind of response lol
« tim
what kind of response, exactly
J »
You know like saying “Hey Hood youre hot” 
« tim
oh, wow. 
okay. ummm
hmm. one sec.
J »
?
« tim
check your email 
J »
Ok…? 
J »
Oh my fucking god.
« tim
yeah
J »
Oh my god?
« tim
yeah
J »
This document is fucking 45 pages long?
« tim
its everything from the past 30 days yeah
J »
The past
Whaht the fuck
Ok some of these people definitely got hit by Poison Ivy.
This is . Tim wtf. I havent even heard of some of this stuff. 
« tim
oof are you on page 14
J »
Im on page 3???
« tim
oh my god
J »
What the fuck
Please please tell me its not like this for Batman too
Tim
« tim
its not like this for batman :)
J »
Ok. Jesus. I would genuinely have to move cities.
« tim
its worse :)
J »
Oh what the fuck
Oh my fucking god page 14.
You get this shit TEXTED to you?????
Ohm ygod. You read this?????
« tim
i mean
no
i glance at it
for security purposes.
i dont like, read it read it
anyway did you seriously not know? haha
J »
No??? Again its not like people tell me
« tim
yeah but
like
theres a certain level of objectivity involved, here
yknow
sorry im trying to find a non awkward way to be like “have you looked in a mirror lately” 
« tim
sorry
that was in fact awkward!
nvm
just let me know if you’d be ok with the tracker. its fine if not
i was mostly joking about the hacking
J (From Work) »
No you weren’t.
« tim
no i wasnt
i dont mind though. its like a brain teaser
anyway im going dark for patrol, later
*
J (From Work) »
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Question. why is the average Gotham citizen a raging horndog 
« tim
oh my god
you know i can tell you searched “red robin hot” right
J (From Work) »
Figured it was only fair
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This persons got some mad zoom lens skills
I’d think it was you, if it wasnt, yknow, you
« tim
wow. that is certainly a photo of my ass
…a stellar photo of my ass. wow. 
do you have a direct link? i gotta send this to steph
J (From Work) »
goctz.app/user/3824973/post/29348230df3
Haha
I kinda thought you and blondie broke up
back on again?
« tim
no lol we are very much just friends
she has a thing going with someone who shall remain nameless but suffice to say it’s Going
anyway we just send each other gocitizen vigilante ass shots 
its a whole genre
they’re like trading cards
J (From Work) »
Guess everyone’s got a hobby?
« tim
the only rule is no nightwing
J (From Work) »
Do I want to know why
« tim
he accounts for a frankly overwhelming percentage of vigilante ass shots
so its too easy
you’d THINK we’d have a no-batman rule, because ew, but due to the cape and his sixth sense for cameras pointed at him, a qualifying shot is actually extremely rare. 
← only guy who ever managed to take quality photos of batman 
anyway, we put it to a vote. i lost.
J (From Work) »
A vote between you and Steph? 
You lost a 50/50 vote?
« tim
i dont wanna talk about it.
J (From Work) »
Right. 
So what I’m getting from this is you have Red Hood ass shots in your phone.
« tim
no
J (From Work) »
No?
« tim
well
J (From Work) »
Yeah?
« tim
we don’t like, save them
that would be weird
we just notify each other. professionally, as colleagues 
and keep an ongoing points tally
thats all
so i do not currently have photos of your ass in my phone. thank you
J (From Work) »
How many points is my ass worth
« tim
i hate everything about this conversation
J (From Work) »
Its 100% your own fault, answer the question
« tim
if you must know. 
points are awarded based on a series of objective scoring criteria.
J (From Work) »
Uh huh. Like what
« tim
technical excellence
composition. lighting and color balance. 
dynamism 
J (From Work) »
Dynamism…
« tim
creativity
umm
emotional impact
and 
subject matter
J (From Work) »
I see.
« tim
ok i know it sounds bad
J (From Work) »
It sounds fucking hysterical Im near tears 
« tim
but if you think abou
oh
okay, well, great
J (From Work) »
I’ll let you know if I stumble on any more. 
Or is that cheating
« tim
its totally cheating
please do
J (From Work) »
You got it red. 👍
« tim
:)
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81folklore · 2 months
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heaven - OP81 - final part
pairings: oscar piastri x private!reader (fc: gracie abrams + pinterest)
summary: on the 2 year anniversary of oscars first win in f1, everyone’s favorite couple has a surprise
type: social media au (smau)
note: well this is it!! the final part to heaven!! this ending has always been the plan and im so pleased i can finally post it, this win has been a longgg time coming and i am super stoked for oscar!!! obviously not the best race (esp for mclaren fans) but we got through it and oscar won!!!! super duper proud of my mclaren boys and i cant wait to see many more 1-2 with them!!
i honestly cant believe this is the last part to this series, this was one of the first fics i ever posted and its crazy how far its come!! to this day i get notifs that people have found the first part to this series and it blows my mind how big this has gotten. i know ive been inactive for a long time but i hope by finally finishing this fic i will find love for creating fics again!!!! love u all🩵
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two years ago my best friend asked me to marry him, i said yes immediately. how could i say no to spending the rest of my life with someone i love so deeply?
today marks 6 months of him being my husband and i feel so incredibly blessed to be able to call him that, to be able to say that someone i love, loves me back just as much
but today is also the anniversary of my boys first win, which seems crazy now that he has many more under his belt but its true, its been two years since that crazy day in hungary and one that changed us forever
i have grown so much in the time we have been together and im so pleased i was able to do it with you, osc. i love you forever and always!
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oscarpiastri my favorite forever🤍
oscarpiastri marrying you was the best decision i have ever made
youruser my boy🌟🌟
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i cant believe i get to call this gorgeous girl my wife, and i’ll be able to do so for the rest of our lives
you had never shone as brightly as on our wedding day, however youve continued to shine ever so bright since and i hope it never goes away, seeing you happy and content makes me feel like the luckiest man alive
thank you for saying yes all those years ago and thank you for trusting me with your heart, ill love you forever and always
your osc x
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youruser i love you so much osc
youruser you mean the world to me
landonorris congrats mate x
logansargeant i miss you guys :(
youruser we miss you too logie!!! we’ll be home soon and we will take you to dinner!!
logansargeant oscarpiastri promise?
oscarpiastri we promise
georgerussell63 happy for you both!
frederikvestiofficial come back soon i think logans withering away
oscarpiastri he’ll be fine for a few more days🙄
logansargeant nu huh!! i cant last much longer☹️
user66 oh my god she looks gorgeous 🥹🥹
oscarpiastri she is
user72 YOUR OSC😭😭😭😭
user6 im never getting over them☹️
user91 THEYRE MARRIED☹️☹️😭😭
user10 remember when yn said they werent getting married yet because they still had so much growing to do,, look at them now☹️
user47 i feel like everyones being too calm, WE DIDNT EVEN KNOW THEY WERE ENGAGED?!?!!?!
user64 LIKE WHY ARE WE NOT MORE SHOCKED
user22 bcs they are written in the stars and we all knew this was going to happen!!! liked by youruser
user30 yn with all the little babes oh i cant do this🥹🥹 liked by oscarpiastri
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lewishamilton so happy for you mate, it was a gorgeous ceremony💜
logansargeant my favorite people in the whole world
oscarpiastri we love you
logansargeant 🥹🥹 (i love you guys too)
youruser my boy forever and ever and ever
oscarpiastri 🤍🤍
landonorris you guysss😕😕
youruser love you lan!!!!
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a story told in many parts💐
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pinned youruser to osc, my best friend, my love, my husband i will love you until the end of time. i will hold your hand through everything and more, until death do us part x
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user72 OH MY FUCKING GODDDDD
user19 I CANNOT DEAL WITH YOU TWO 😔😔😔😔
user63 ur literally perfect for eachother wtfwtfwtf
user90 I FEEL SICK THIS IS SO CUTE
user6 oscar is so sweet🥹🥹
youruser the sweetest!!!!
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furrysmp · 10 months
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decided to go sunbringer designs for once. I have so many words oh my god
so. uh,
I am so normal about sunbringer joel smallishbeans so normal I swear. he's planning to throw the o from his name at scott btw.
... he and scar are related but I'm not explaining further until the actual fic about it comes out because there's so much plot significance in the smallishbeans.
... grian. has a book. that he borrowed from the Library. it's very relevant I swear the concept of the library is a plot point.
Also grians eyes are technically green! With a bit of purple and just. a layer of Dark over them to make them less neon green. its not in his genetics to have neon eyes. unlike scar and I swear their eye colors are relevant but like in a weird queerplatonic scarian dl based bit in the grian chapter of the fic
Mumbo is a long cat and being held by me specifically those hands are how I draw my mc skin. I wanted to draw him as this meme since 2021 but he's very hard for me to draw so I took the one time I'll ever draw him and did this.
Jimmy is. a creature. that has bird features but also cod features bc again half of the plot of sunbringer is based on empires 1. Also the bird he's holding is singing. And joel is stealing the song bc he has music type magic.
Scott! Is the one guy I can talk about! Because he already appeared in the fic. He's part ender dragon and like. a child of stars? I have a lot of times I drew him before I think but idk how much of it I uploaded before so yeah. Please ask me about sunbringer scott smajor he's one of the only ones I can talk about and he has so much lore going for him he's so dear to me
impulse is. technically part ender dragon too? the specifics will be explained in his chapter of yhiwu (alongside. a lot of magic lore. like a lot. I have half that speech written already it's basically looking the empires fic in the eyes and going "fight me uwu")
And because impulse is aligned to shadows skizz gets to be some form of light dragon descendant? Like light isn't directly an element in the magic of this universe but it does have an equivalent in the element of Life, which connects to truth and love, whereas shadows and theatrics (and storytelling in general) is always aligned to whatever element is considered dark; in this magic system, being Void.
Tango is looking up at mumbo. thats all. I don't have a lot of notes because my tango is just a little guy.
(Etho is checking smth on his smartwatch and also doing his best to ignore bdubs rn bc bdubs is in his villain arc/hj)
... ngl the only note I have on the bdubs design is that it's accidentally inspired by my human design for the main character in the show I'm writing. Bracelets and sparkly eyes and a t-shirt and. Crimes.
also not much on the cleo design she was just fun to draw but the implications of her existence are spoilers and also not really visually indicative bc idk what a "zombie hybrid" would look like so she just looks. funky. her background is all stitched together btw I finally had a use for the dashed lines brush :D
martyn and ren are. BIG spoilers. But only to like chapter 5 of the current fic. I will say I highly enjoy their existence tho. Also my ren designs always have hawaiian patterned shirts its a personality trait he seems to possess. Also his glasses are like. a hologram? bc his ears are Dog so he cant have normal glasses w like. the things that go behind ur ears.
lizzie is. also very important. she gets the two animals thing like jimmy bc axolotl and cat were her empires animals. also her buns are heart shaped I saw some fanart of that and its really cute so I also have that. and she's also looking at the long mumbo! very confused.
bigb. scares me. like yeah secret life really be mans villain arc. I tried to reflect that by actually straight up mirroring his eyes and having him be. the only guy looking straight at u. he can see u. u can run but u cant hide. also he gets cookies. also also drawing facial hair is hard he's the only time I ever managed to make facial hair look. normal. ever. wont happen again.
gem is being adorable and also definitely a deer hybrid dont mind the magic or stuff its fine (her chapter is. third in the roster. I literally just need to finish the impulse chapter to convince myself that its ok to upload her immediately after ch2).
and pearl! who we know bc she gets first chapter of the fic and thats already out. her eyes are a bit like moons btw. also she's doing magic back at gem which is cute I think. idk.
also half of them have fancy hair shines. like joel having beans that get progressively smaller. or pearl having moons. :D
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writingstoraes · 1 year
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begin again 🌷 (split pt. 3)
pairing: charles leclerc/fem!reader
type: instagram imagine, social media au
notes: the long awaited part 3! this took so long only cause i had no idea how i want it to go lol anyway i hope u guys love this one :D lmk what u think!
about: almost a year after your split with charles, fans take a trip down memory lane and wondering why the two of you seemed to have watered things down after soft launching other people months ago. a bunch of rumors also set twt crazy along with speculations at your paddock appearance where you apparently support ferrari.
read: part 1, part 2 (can read on its own, but the parts provide context hehe)
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yourusername back at the happiest place on earth ❤️
lilymhe Have fun, love xo
yourbff Looking that good just to watch a race????
tyretactics QUEEN I ALWAYS LOOK FORWARD TO YOU EVERY RACE
charliez1655 miss mam twt is on fire we all miss you 😪
leclercsluv wdym shes almost always at every race ricciardoshooey no they meant w charles lol
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Now playing: Charles Leclerc, 2023 Austrian GP, Post-Sprint Shootout Interviews
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yourusername on a wednesday, in a cafe, i watched it begin again
lecslover looking GOOD AS HELL QUEEN
sainzplaylist god shes back to the man shes been soft launching i think i am going to be: sick
1655lecs that might be charles, we don't know 🙏 sainzplaylist yeah i think its time we let that go lol
wagsqueens mam im sorry wym by begin again???
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charles_leclerc It's nice to have a friend 🌅
tyreexpert u cant tell me thats not y/n 😪 she's his friend after all...
joris__trouche Looking sharp!
lecssainz16 war is over you guys theyre back at it i am in my acceptance stage now
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Some months later...
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yourusername i am and willl always be your number one fan. words cannot encapsulate how proud i am of you; truly, you deserve all of this and so much more. congratulations, my love ❤️
it's nice to see you running towards me again :)
ps. yes we've been soft-launching each other the past months hahaha
leclercfan AM I DREAMING SOMEONE PINCH ME
livwatchraces i screamed when i saw you guys on the screen!!!
carlossainz55 Aaand they're back 🎉
charles_leclerc Thanks, number one shipper
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charles_leclerc Sunshine in human form.
A few months ago, I started hanging on to the fact that in good faith and in good time, things will eventually work its way out. Almost a year ago, it seems as if we have closed a chapter but today, we are living proof people who are made for each other can begin again.
Ce sera toujours toi 🤍 It will always be you.
scuderiaferrari We missed you tons, Y/N! ❤️
wagsf1 the queen of all queens is back we love to see it
lecslover it's years later and he still talks about her the same way he always have 🥹
sainzchamp The way theyve been soft launching each other all this time and that one rumor of Charles being with another girl was still Y/N 😭
yourusername sold our apartment already? too bad 😆
charles_leclerc I never actually sold it, if I did, I'd probably buy it back
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tagging: @slytherheign, @honethatty12, @siovhanroy, @mehrmonga, @mess-in-side, @leclerc16s, @thelovehypothesis, @dakotali, @aldene-styles
notes: eeee and its finally done! cant believe it took so much time before i finished all three parts lol anyway thank you so much for those who waited for the part three (i see all the asks on my inbox and the comments ehehe) i really just didn't know how i wanted it to go so! i hope you guys love this and lmk what you think <3
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esoteriamaya · 1 month
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Let Me Love You (Beauty Spell/Chant For Yourself)
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If you've been feeling like you cant love thyself & embrace your looks this is for you.
1x green candle (7 day)
2 red (small) candles
the green is to help you connect to yourself, the heart and your desires around beauty.
the red candles help you stay firm in your foundation for yourself. to build your confidence and commitment to yourself.
When beginning, light your candle and say 3 words:
I. Love. You.
It doesn't matter how you say it, just begin from here.
As you burn the candles, practice self love chants :
I am love, divine perfection. A gift from the Gods (you can say the universe) to where my soul is as pretty as the ocean, beautiful as the heavens, and as bright as the sun. My reflection is of that of the moon. I am as pretty as I could be if i just believe.
x3
do this every day, and focus on a ritual routine during each day. Commitment to yourself is the point of the altar work.
Work for Fridays - Venus Love & Play
1 (7 day) pink candle (for fridays) - Yellow candle (confidence booster)
for the altar, place a mirror a treasure box with your favorite trinkets like jewelry, favorite lip gloss etc. You can even add dollar bills if you want ;) Roses are a special type of flower to use for this type of altar work, but whatever you have near in your garden or around you in general is good as well.
A chant to love yourself :
I desire my company
My powers are in me
I am a full ocean of water
Created to feel the waves inside my body
Today, I am myself
Turning all insecurities into gold
I am the sun & the moon , the richness of the stars
I am brave, confident and bold
I am blooming like the trees and the flowers,
I am a being who grows into her natural essence.
My confidence is boosted with my light.
My personality is everything, its okay for me to be different.
I am the sun, and the moon, and the stars.
I am loved from up and above.
The universe is my reflection, I am beautiful just because.
Now, like the chant above, you will create something for yourself here. Its so that you can build a better bond with your intuition. Maybe you won't need to say anything, you might need to dance it out.
Play with yourself, touch your hair with each stroke using your brush. Do your makeup, sing and dance to your favorite song.
Staring at your reflection in the mirror will show you what you need to see. Whats missing.
Focusing on your intent on what you need most to show up in your beauty, confidence, self esteem will light up the way to how you express yourself moving forward. Which is why I said dance or singing as examples.
Because maybe you can write your chant/words of affirmation, or you can simply light the candles and go about your routine for yourself like you usually do, and sit with yourself as you're doing them to boost your confidence.
Its all about your perception on this last one.
The yellow candle is for your gut/intuiton. Focusing on your sense of self. Confidence booster.
The pink is for love, beauty and sensuality. Embracing the power of your beauty and essence and showing up for yourself.
I hope all is well on this journey of yours. Ase.a
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dirtybitfic · 1 month
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Reality- pt.1
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Matt x y/n - Matt was your creative writing professor throughout all four years of university , he made lectures interactive and fun making him your favorite professor , throughout having him as your professor you caught feelings for him , now that you have graduated you think about reaching out....
( didn't proofread cause I didn't have the energy so I apologize if there are any typos)
Y/n pov-
Ive been having the time of my life on vacation with my best friends , we graduated this past spring so we decided to plan an amazing trip to Greece .
Im more than happy to be done with school for the rest of my life but ... I find myself missing one class in particular on this trip . Every time I sit down to read or write about my day or even as I write the book i'm working on , I think back to my creative writing teacher . Ive always loved writing wether it was my dreams as a kid or crazy stories my mind would come up with I found it made me happy . After having Professor Sturniolo for four years he made me fall involve with literature and writing even more . The day I graduated he told me he was so proud of the student I had become in his class , he loved my determination and creativity , and he loved watching me blossom into the hopefully soon to be author I am .
I grew to love him and a professor but also I slowly felt the feelings blossom for him throughout the years . I mean he's young , he was only 23 my freshman year and 19 year old me was foaming at the mouth walking into that lecture hall , His fluffy brown hair, Peircing blue eyes, tattoo scattered arm and deep but calm voice god he was just perfect.
Im three glasses of Santo down while writing a few chapters of my book but start to read over it a bit and feel like its missing something but I cant quite figure out what. Thats when I remember Professor sturniolo told me I could email him anything I write in the future if I ever needed notes or help , he is a published author after all . I search in my notes for his personally email he gave me and start up an email .
*email to profesor Sturniolo
Hi mr. Sturniolo ,
Im sorry to bother you , but I wanted to see if you could maybe read over my latest chapters of my book i'm writing . I trust that you will give me the feed back and guidance I need .
hope your summer is going well !
( inserts pages for him to read)
sincerely , y/n
After clicking send my stomach flutters with nerves , the books I write are... suggestive is the best way to put it . Dark romance is the style i've always been drawn to something about a stalker romance does something to me . When I was in his class I kept it classy with my writing style so having him read this type of work by me seems a bit inappropriate but then again he is no longer my professor so its not as bad .
I set my computer aside and fill my glass again and take a sip as I look over the beautiful scenery in front of me . I put my AirPods in as I start playing Young and beautiful by lana del rey . I close my eyes feeling the warm breeze blow through my hair as a smile spreads across my face . I could get used to this life , traveling around , writing in beautiful places just being happy while doing what I love.
Rhiannon by Fleetwood Mac comes on next and I stand as I slowly dance along to the music on the terrace and dramatically turn and grab the railing leaning back . It feels like i'm in a movie with how beautiful the scenery around me is . I hear the sound of an incoming email notification and my heart drops . I pause the song and sit back down looking at my computer seeing its from him . I take a deep breathe before opening it.
Good evening y/n,
I just started reading over the first few pages , your writing is amazing its filled with raw emotion which as a reader makes me more interested to keep reading . Would you be up or able to call once I finish fully reading what you've sent I think it would be a lot quicker for me to just tell you on the phone my feedback then type it out in an email.
Sincerely , Matt.
As I read over the email again just to make sure I read it correctly my heart literally falls to my ass . Im embarrassingly eager to talk to him on the phone . I decide to send him and email saying id love to call and left my number at the bottom .
I sit in the chair buzzing with nerves waiting for my phone to ring. I zone out looking at the water for god knows how long before I snapped out of my trance by my phone ringing. I look to see its a California # meaning its probably Matt.
I shakily pick up the phone and put it on speaker .
"Hi y/n its so nice to hear from you" his voice rumbles through the phone " You too I know its probably very late in California so I'm sorry for emailing you so late" I say shakily as the nerves fully take over my body." oh no please done apologize i'm actually in Italy right now so its not late at all" he says and I gulp Italy isn't too far from here meaning were probably in the same time zone. " oh god even worse ...I bothered you on vacation didn't I?" I ask now feeling terrible for bothering him. " No no trust me your fine i'm taking sometime here to get inspired for some upcoming books i'm writing so really its no bother at all" he says ending it with a warm chuckle that makes me smile. " well thank you again for even taking the time to do this I really appreciate it " I say sweetly " of course so lets talk about these chapters so far , I love the base line I think you've written dane very well , the detail you write about him makes it easy for me to envision him and get a feel for the character , ivory is written even better I mean she almost reminds me of you , but I think its missing some fear aspects . What I mean by that is Dane is her stalker and is following her around and entering her house without invitation so I feel like she should be more scared and fight back more than you have her , I feel like she's a bit too ... calm about the situation. I think if you add in that fear hes distilled in her it will help a lot with their character and relationship growth throughout the rest of the book but other than that I think the writing is amazing so far . I really am happy you came to me for help , I know I could be a little hard on you guys but I really did care about seeing you grow into the amazing writer I know you can be" he says and I cant stop smiling , hearing his kind words and praises have my stomach twisting and my heart beating a mile a minute. " I knew something was missing thank you so much this feedback really did help Mr. sturniolo " I say and I hear him chuckle " Of course and please call me Matt no need for the formality , you probably need to get some sleep I could imagine its very late in Oregon " he says and I smile
" well it is but i'm actually in Greece right now so i'm not to tired" I say " Oh wow then I guess you're watching a beautiful sunset right now , its beautiful here I can only imagine how amazing it is there" he says as I sigh and smile " It really is beautiful , the way it reflecting off the water is the best part " I say as I stand up and walk over to the railing looking out at the beautiful colors filling the sky " show me " he says and I furrow by eyebrows in confusion " what do you mean ?" I ask nervously " Face time me I want to see how beautiful it really is " he says calmly . " O-okay " I say as I hit the face time button and it connects almost instantly , I flip the camera quickly as I show it to him but instead of looking at it with him i'm staring at how fucking hot he looks . " wow your weren't lying its amazing " he says as his eyes move around taking in my view " I know , this place really makes the U.S seem dull and boring " I say as I still cant stop admiring him . "Sadly I have to agree with you on that " He says smiling . He flips his camera showing me the sunset he's currently seeing. " Oh my god ... its beautiful especially on a vineyard god I cant even imagine " I gasp as I take in the view . " It really is something huh" he says behind the camera . "mhm" I hum back smiling . He flips his camera back to his face and reluctantly so do I as I go to sit back down in my chair. " So are you in Greece all alone ?" he asks and I shake my head . " No i'm here with some friends but they've left me alone so I can write a little bit" I say and look into his beautiful eyes through the screen. " Ahh well that seems fun , a big trip with friends is always a good time " he says smiling taking a sip of wine . I admire him as I sigh and smile "Yeah its fun I just... I know i'm only 22 but I feel like i'm too old to be going out like they want to you know , its an every night thing " I say and he shakes his head laughing " trust me you are not too old y/n , you should be going out and having fun ... your young you gotta take advantage of it " he says and I smile " yeah I guess your right " I agree and he smiles before looking slightly behind me . I turn around seeing two of my friends standing by the back door smiling " WHO IS THATTTT " one of them yells and I smack her as she approaches . " No seriously hes so hot " my other friend says smirking . My face gets so red I look like a tomato . " Im so sorry Matt .... I should probably go but thank you again for the help " I rush out nervously " Of course y/n feel free to reach out anytime i'm more than happy to help " he says with a smirk that has me about to pass out in my chair . " Sounds good , have a good night " I say smiling " You too gorgeous " he says before hanging up. I gulp as I realize what he said before he hung up and my heart literally beets so loud I can hear it in my ears and feel it in my head.
" Guys seriously ... That was my old professor " I say as I turn to them still red in embarrassment . " WAIT LIKE ... PROFESSOR STURNIOLO THE ONE YOU NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT" she squeals and I nod . " Oh my god y/n whatttt ... he called you beautiful " she gasps and I hide my face in my hands . " I knowww " I say in a high pitched voice embarrassed. " Okay but like ... a FaceTime is crazyyyy , how did that even happen?" my friend ally asked and she sat down Callie doing the same. " well I emailed him asking if he would maybe read the recent chapters of my book and give me some feedback because I was struggling and then he emailed back and said it would be easier to call instead of email his notes so I gave him my number and then he told me that he thought my writing was great and a couple things I needed to add and then somehow we got to talking and he said he was in Italy and I said I was here and then he said something about how he was watching a beautiful sunset and I told him I was too then he asked me to show him over FaceTime so I did and then you guys came out and yeah " I rambled as they reacted with facial expressions and small gasps and squeals .
" No fucking way I mean girl ... he's gotta be into you I men he fully initiated the calls and shit andddd kept the conversation going after giving you the notes so like ..." ally says making me smile and blush . "Oh for sure he definitely wants you " Callie says smirking and shoving my shoulder . " No he doesn't y'all are reading into it to much" I say as I roll my eyes. " Y/n he called you beautiful ... be so for real right now he definitely likes you " Ally says and I cant help the smile that spreads across my face. " Okay I mean yeah but ... he was my professor we cant go there" I say and shake my head " Oh yes you fucking can , you graduated he isn't your professor anymore " Callie says making me laugh " okay whateverrr now lets go out I need to get drunk " I say as I close my computer and head back inside to get ready.
After a long night of drinking , dancing and laughing with my friends and random people we met throughout the night , Im stumbling up the stairs to our place with all of us giggling like school girls . " Y/n you should totally text him " Callie giggles and I laugh " No I may be drunk but I still know that would not be a good idea" I say and they all giggle " Oh come on you've wanted him for 4 years and he called you beautiful there's no way he'd shoot you down" ally says and I trip making us all laugh. " Shut the fuck up i'm not gonna do it " I say back but the thought runs through my head . " I mean you can send him a picture of this sunrise and say something like , this view would be better if you were beside me " she says and I burst out laughing " That is terrible like level 10 cringey " I say through gasps and giggles. " Okay yeah it was pretty bad but like send him a pic of it and say , is it as beautiful there or something" Callie says and I think about it " You know what okay fine ill do it" I say as I tussle through my purse grabbing my phone and taking a picture sending it to him then the " is it as beautiful there as it is here" .We all steel when I hit send and I throw my phone back in my bag .
" Alright i'm going to bed , my head is spinning right now" I say as I stumble to my room . I tear off my uncomfortable shoes and outfit and use a makeup wipe to get a good amount of my makeup off . Then flopping into bed way to exhausted and drunk to put pajamas on . I hear my phone ding so I fish it out now my purse seeing its a text from Matt . I open it and see its a picture of a sunrise with a text that says " Its pretty but not as breath taking as you" I gasp and throw my phone down giggling . I think of what to text back and decide to let my intrusive thoughts win " Thats a naughty thing to say Mr. sturniolo I was your student after all" with a smiley :) . I giggle at my text but my heart drops when I see the bubbles appear . " Key word was , ive always thought you were beautiful y/n I just kept those feelings hidden for the sake of being professional " his text read and I gasped . No way he just confessed to finding me attractive for these past four years . " Are you fucking with me ?" I text back . " No I mean every word I said , you're the most beautiful girl i've ever seen" he texts back and I scream into my pillow . " Well if we are being honest here ... i've had the biggest crush on you , the entire time I was in your class I couldn't keep my eyes off of you" I text back letting the alcohol fully take over . " Oh really , how many times did you fantasize about me during class?" he asks and I get nervous " every single day to be honest" I text back and 4 seconds later my phone is ringing . I pick it up giggling .
" Y/n " he greets " Matt " I greet back and I can hear him groan " Such a dirty girl for fantasizing about your professor " his deep morning voice says through the phone and I literally have to cover my mouth son moan doesn't slip out . " mm I have no shame about it " I say back smiling like a maniac " Oh I bet you don't , care to share any of these little thoughts you've had about me ?" he asks in a breathy tone making me clench my thighs " mmm I don't know, How bad do want to hear them? " I ask in a drunk but also seductive voice " Very bad " he answers back and I smile " Well i've thought about how you'd be in bed even had day dreams about it in class " I said and I could hear him groan " Oh trust me I know ... the way you'd look at me with your thighs clenched tight told me all I needed to know" he says with a deep chuckle . " y-you noticed that? I ask in a squeaky tone . "sweetheart I notice everything , you really think I didn't know you wanted me come on you made it so obvious" he says in a deep condescending tone making me clench my thighs as wetness pools between them . " I ... I didn't think I was that obvious " I say feeling embarrassed " No need to be embarrassed , I though about you too ... so so many times I wanted to take you over my desk but I couldn't ... but now now I can say whatever I want and there will be no consequences" he practically growls through the phone . I let a small whimper escape my lips and I can hear him groan . " God y/n you have no idea what you do to me" he groans and I whimper . " I could say the same to you Professor " I say in a teasing manner but I hear him mutter a fuck thinking I wouldn't hear it . " when do you get back to Oregon " he asks and I giggle " why ?" I ask " Just answer the question sweetheart " he says and I gulp " Friday" I answer and I can hear him click his tongue through the phone " You live alone ?" he asks and I gulp again " y-yes why" I ask again now feeling very nervous now. " How would you feel if I said im about to redirect my flight home to land in Oregon and stay for a couple days?" he asks and I can practically hear the smirk on his lips through the phone . " I-I yes I mean y-yeah id be okay with t-that" I answer back stuttering like an idiot as my stomach does summer salts. " Good now thats settled , ill be landing on Sunday that sound okay to you sweetey" he asks and I nod my head before realizing he cant see me . " Y-yes sir fuck I mean yes matt s-sorry force of habit " I rush out and I can hear him chuckle "Oh trust me I don't mind you calling me sir , sounds so good coming out of your pretty little mouth" he says and I moan unintentionally . "Well judging by the subtle slur to your words im guessing you haven't gone to sleep yet so ill let you go but well talk soon okay" he says " Mmm yes sir , goodnight " I say as I roll onto my side and get comfortable " Good night gorgeous sleep well " he says before ending the call .
Oh the girls are gonna freak about this when we all wake up .
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hello lovies im back with chapter 2 of my modern cora au!! im still a beginner at writing tho but ill do my best at this series!! again this is my debut piece and please excuse the grammatical errors english is not my first language!! thank you💖💖
donquixote rosinante x F!reader, purely fluff
word count: 4.5k (ik its so long😞) / 4,526
this chapter is literally 2 chapters compressed in one
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i forgot to put this on chapter 1 but "mi cielo" means "my sky" y/n's father's nickname for her🤍
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-hi y/n! i really enjoyed our conversation! heres my number if you want to talk sometime: XXXX-555-9831
-sincerely, rosinante!
"WHAT" you screamed as you jumped out of your bed. you can't believe that he just gave you his number but when and how is the question, when did he slip that note in your phone case? how did he pry your hand off of your phone? you pondered for about a min when you decided to message the said number but before you could a notification popped up on your phone. it was an unknown user, you decided to check the notification.
-hi its me rosinante!! i figured that i'd just text you first just in case you didn't find the note :)
you looked at the text dumbfounded, wait how did he get your number in the first place, you cant message someone without their number
-you must be wondering how i got your number, i got it from your dad. before we left he slipped me a note with your number on it.
"PAPI" you shouted for your dad in an embarrassed tone. "what" your dad came up to your room with a grin. "did you give my number to rosinante?" you questioned visibly embarrassed, you were embarrassed because your not as good on texting as you are at talking, you come off nonchalant when texting. "what am i supposed to say noww" you said whining, "oh mi cielo, just say whats on your mind. i gave your number to the young lad because i thought he would make a great husband one day you know so i wanted to try and match you up together hm?" what kind of explanation is that, you thought "oh my god papi, what if he has a girlfriend already? what if he doesn't even like me and was just being friendly huh? what am i supposed to do if thats true?? AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN "great husband" HUH??" you said while blushing profusely, your father saw you heating up and while grinning said "i want grandchildren you know, im getting old so i want grandchildren." "PAPI IM ONLY 24!!?? and i still have to finish my degree, i cant have grandchildren if i haven't finished my degree yet." you said sadly, you really wanted to finish that degree of yours because it was your late mothers wish and you worked hard to get into the prestigious school that you study in now. your dad saw how your mood changed and said sorry while hugging you. as he exited your room you know had another problem, the text.
you thought about how to respond to this guy, typing messages and then deleting it right after because you didn't like it, your already so tired, not that it's actually 2am now but bcs you have to stress about what type of message you have to text to this man. should you be nonchalant and dry?, nah not really you, should you try to be funny?, you have shit humor he probably wouldn't even understand, should you be bubbly and cute, you literally glared at him earlier theres now way he'll perceive you as bubbly and cute. you groaned, you haven't had this much stress ever since your college entrance exam. deciding to just wing it you type your response.
-hii!! i did get your note!! my phone accidentally fell on my face and thats when i saw your note haha:))
you waited for what felt like an eternity, only a few minutes had past, until you got a text.
-oh! are you okay? that must've hurt yk?
whats this feeling? a fluttering sensation, akin to delicate wings brushing against the walls of your belly, creating a mix of excitement and apprehension....is this what people call "butterflies in your stomach"?? no right? you cant, you have no time to be feeling these kind of things? but this time different. you try shake this feeling off and compose yourself.
-yeah! im fine thanks for worrying about me!!
You still can't shake off that feeling. It's becoming more and more noticeable on your face.
-by any chance, are you free tomorrow? :)
-oh yeah im free tomorrow but why do you ask?
-i want to treat you! you're really fun to talk to and if i could, may i get to know you more?
after that message you're actually screaming inside not because you dont want to but because you dont know how to act, dress, say etc.
-sure!
-okay! then i'll pick you up at 2? is that okay with you?
- yeah thats okay!!
-okay then it's settled and you should go to bed its late now! goodnight, y/n :)
-goodnight rosinante :))
after that one hell of a conversation you now had to stress about what to wear but surely that can wait tomorrow right? you sighed as you laid on your bed dozing off the moment you hit your pillow.
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the next day you woke up thinking you were late so a wave of panic hit you but you remembered that the date was scheduled at 4pm. you sighed as you slid off of your bed and did your daily routine that just consisted of washing your face and tying your hair up. you went downstairs to grab some food and eat breakfast. fast forward to couple hours later its now time for you to get ready.
you looked at your closet and realized you're fucked. you usually just wear a long sleeve shirt and denim pants but you cant wear that to the date can you? you sighed as you tore your whole closet apart trying to make up outfits that you can wear to the trip downtown you sighed as you realized that picking an outfit is much more harder than you anticipated.
You finally settled on a soft, white flowing sundress that reached down to your ankles and topped with a denim jacket. you chose a pair of white canvas sneakers. They were perfect for walking the cobblestone streets downtown. you reached for a straw hat with a wide brim to shield your eyes from the bright sun. It added a touch of vintage charm to your outfit. Around your neck, you fastened a delicate gold necklace with a tiny heart pendant, a subtle nod to the love you shared. Small gold hoops adorned your ears, catching the light every now and then.
A black sling bag hung from your shoulder, large enough to carry your things. Inside, you slipped a pair of chic sunglasses, ready for the "date" as you call it with rosinante.
as you looked towards the mirror, you cringed at yourself because you really dont wear these kinds of outfits often, only for days that you really need to wear those. as you went downstairs you already saw rosinante talking to your dad with his signature smile. he was wearing a blue oxford shirt with a white t-shirt inside with black straight pants with canvas sneakers accidentally matching with the outfit that you're wearing right now as you walked down the stairs. when he saw you, you visibly saw his face reddened and his mouth slightly apart, you chuckled at his reaction. when you reached the living room your father complimented your outfit saying it's nice to finally see you in a dress.
you looked at rosinante who is still visibly red and grabbed his hand to ask how was your outfit. "hey rosinante! hows my outfit? do you like it?" you said teasing him. "yeah it looks good on you" he said with his signature smile and deep baritone voice, god his voice really does things to you but you have no time for that, you grabbed his hand to lead him to the door of course after saying your goodbyes to your dad. he led you two to his car, compliments going your way while you walk towards the vehicle. you get flustered easily so by the time you both reach his car your as red a a tomato. he asked what was wrong completely oblivious to the fact that he was the one who made you like this.
he led you to the passenger side door and opened it for you letting you in, such a gentleman. when he was walking to the drivers side he fell to his face and you being shocked almost got out of the car when he stood up and walked it away like it was nothing, you were shocked and slightly worried at the same time. he got in the driver seat, he leaned into you and pulled the seatbelt on, he did the same for himself and started driving. once you reached the destination, he got out, tripped again, walked away like it was normal, and opened your door handing his hand to you, you chuckled abit to yourself. he was such a gentleman.
"do you want to hold hands" the words rolled out you mouth and before you can say sorry "sure!" he said that, so now youre ears and cheeks are tinted pink and youre holding hands with rosinante while you walk around town. you look over to him and you also notice a slight tint of pink in his ears, you smiled to yourself knowing that hes also flustered. you found a bench to settle down and sit while rosinante buys coffee and snacks for the both of you, you waited for him but unfortunately rosinante trips on a rock and with a loud thud he comes crashing down on the hard concrete.
you immediately rushed to him to help him up. "how many times are you gonna fall huh?" you said while laughing and helping him up, "ow my hand, AH NO THE FOOD" he said while bending down to get the now ruined food, thankfully he didn't get anything on his clothes. of course you helped him and with a little bit of convincing him you finally get him to just sit and you'll be the one to get the food but he practically begged you to take his money so you dont have to pay, you reluctantly took it and went to one of the food trucks nearby. you ordered the food and went back to rosinante to give him the snacks. he was pouting when you came back because he he couldn't be of use to you, he was the one who wanted to treat you but you had to do it because of his clumsiness, you chuckled quietly, seeing him pouting was so cute hes like a cute dog that didn't get to go outside and is now sulking in a corner.
"here rosi, heres your food." he looked up to you in such a cute manner you could kiss him right then and there, wait what? kiss him? wake up y/n! you cant do that! can you tho?. "y/n? are you okay?" you were suddenly snapped back to reality by rosinante speaking, you hadn't noticed that you were staring at him. he looked embarrassed "is there something on my face" he said as he scrambled his hands at his face then without any thought running through your mind you put your hand to his cheeks, thumb caressing his face "theres nothing on your face, baby"
he looked at you dumbfounded at first, then completely red the next "what..?" you immediately pulled your hand away from his face with a reddened face "omg!! im so sorry i didn't mean to do that, let alone call you...that" you sat next to him while still feeling embarrassed because why would you do that, you heard him chuckle to your side, you cant help but look at him. "youre so cute you know that?" he said in a teasing manner and pf course you being easily flustered, blushed profusely at his comment which only made him laugh a bit louder. "of course i know! im the cutest girl in my class you know!" you said trying not to make it obvious that your really really flustered. "oh yeah? are you now?" he said in such a deep voice that made you quiver, god his voice is so hot. "just keep eating your food rosi!!" you said while laughing, you already thought of a nickname for him and he seemed to like the name.
you put your right hand on you lap as you eat with the other suddenly you notice rosinante's hands in yours, this gesture made you blush. his hand is so big compared to yours, its warm too. you want to keep holding hands with him forever, wait forever? what no! you cant do that, you dont have time for that kind of stuff!, you said mentally slapping yourself. "rosi..your hand?.." you said in a voice just almost above a whisper but somehow he still heard you and in one swift movement your even closer to him and your fingers are entangled in one another. you felt a different kind of sensation down your stomach its the same feeling when rosinante texted you, worried.
as you two are now closer to one another, a comfortable silence enveloped you both, you ate your snacks and leaned into his shoulder, you felt rosinante tense up but relaxed after a few moments, as you watch people come and go, kids playing and yelling happily on the pavements, couples on the grass having a picnin in the nice park youre at now, you cant help but think if someday, you'll also get to have a picnic with rosinante, so romantic. what? romantic? no! no romance! just study and work! but you cant help but think of going on countless dates with rosinante, and your intertwined hands aren't helping with that.
as you finish your snack, you got up but rosinante held your wrist and with the cutest puppy eyes you've ever seen said "where are you going y/n? are you leaving me?" "no rosinante im not leaving you, im just going to throw this away" you said as you laughed and showed him the tissues you used while eating. "oh well, okay" he said letting go and looking away, embarrassed. you chuckled and with a boost of ego, you grabbed his chin and kissed him in the forehead, then you quickly threw away the tissue and came back to a blushing rosinante, he was as red as a tomato.
"rosi, are you alright, my love?" you said teasing him even more but his reaction was not what you expected. he pulled you closer to him and now youre standing infront of him. "im alright baby, just a little flustered when you kissed me, but now id like to return the favor if you dont mind" he said while kissing your hand, not breaking eye contact. he pulled you towards him and he kissed your forehead, "there, we're equal now mi amor." he said is his baritone voice with his signature smile, and youre the one who looks like a tomato now. he chuckled to the sight of you being so red.
"i-its not funny you know..." you said while covering your reddening face with your left hand because he was still holding you right. "you know your forehead isnt the only thing i can kiss in your face." he said. "NO!" you audibly gasped, "n-no you c-cant do that.." you said, stuttering over your words clearly so embarrassed that you couldn't even speak. he chuckled softly "okay y/n i wont" he said giving you a small smile. you were kinda bummed out by him not addressing you with a nickname but its still nice to hear him say you name.
as you sat down next to him, you wanted to hold hands with him but youre to shy to ask him that. rosinante noticed you looking at his hands and him being a somewhat oblivious person asks "why are you looking at my hands, y/n?" you looked up to him and without a thought on your head, you said "oh i just want to hold your hand thats it". a few seconds of silence and you finally came to your senses again. "omg im so sorry, i didn't mean to say that!" this was the third time you slipped up. you had this habit of zoning out and when somebody asks you a question you just say the first thing that comes to your mind. you groaned while apologizing to rosinante, hoping that he wouldn't be uncomfortable with you. "sure i'll hold your hand!" he said while reaching for your hand and intertwining your fingers together and smiling at you. "also look at the sky, its pretty right?"
The sky was a breathtaking tapestry of colors. As the sun dipped below the horizon, vibrant hues of orange and pink painted the heavens, gradually blending into deep purples and blues. Wispy clouds caught the last light of the day, glowing with a golden radiance. Above, the first stars began to twinkle, adding a sprinkle of sparkle to the twilight. The serene atmosphere, combined with the symphony of colors, made for a truly mesmerizing sight.
"yeah it's pretty" you looked at the sky as you leaned towards him and as he held close. a few minutes later and it's already 6pm. you haven't eaten dinner yet so your tummy grumbled, you looked over to rosinante embarrassed, "are you hungry? its 6pm now, we should go get some food. what do you think?" he asked while he squeezed your hand. "we can go that Italian restaurant we saw earlier, or that taco place, ooh how about that fast-food chain." you pointed to the place. "haha slow down, choose one first okay?" he said, his voice as gentle as a calming breeze. "well i pick the italian restaurant! do want to go there?" you asked kind of wary of his reaction, you know hes a gentle giant but you cant help it. "sure lets go! im starvingg" he said while getting up and pulling you by the hand.
you walked over to the restaurant, hand in hand. you and rosinante looked like a real couple at this point, holding hands, playful touches, subtly laughing at each other, forehead kisses, gossiping, telling each other's secrets etc. the moment you both stepped into the restaurant to get your table, everyones eyes were on you both and you noticed this. you tugged at rosinante's shirt to let him know about the staring, he leaned down to your level to hear you better, that gesture make you blush every time. "rosi they're staring at us.." you said shyly. "it's because youre so beautiful mi amor" he said teasingly, you blushed while you hit him playfully, laughing at his comment. "you flatter me haha!!" he smiled and then turned to the waiter to get your tables and menu.
a few minutes after sitting down and choosing for your meals, rosinante called over a waiter to order the food, "ill have the fettucine al pomodoro please, and she'll have...?" he gestured at you to say your order "oh uhm ill have the lasagna!". after you both finished eating, rosinante waved his hand to get the waiter's attention and get the check. after he finished paying, he went to your side of the table and offered his hand. you grabbed his hand and interlaced your fingers together and exited the restaurant together, hand in hand.
you both went back to the park to take a little stroll and talk about topics youre both passionate about. an hour later, you were already tired from all the talking, your social battery in dire need of recharging, rosinante noticed this. "your social battery's low now hm?" he said while looking down and smiling at you fondly, "yeah.." you said sluggishly while giving a lazy smile. "should we go home? its getting quite late now." he suggested "no, i want to spend time with you more." you said while yawning.
as you both continued to walk through the park in silence, occasionally smiling at little things like seeing pretty flowers under the moonlight. as the moon rises higher and higher, your yawning kept getting more and more frequent, until the last yawn that you almost fell asleep and almost dropped to the ground if rosinante didnt catch you but of course being the absolute klutz he is, fell with you.
you scrambled to help him up, dusting off your clothes and his while saying sorry profusely. "oh my, im sorry for falling down on you, gosh let me help you up." you said, face red from being embarrassed. "im okay, really." he said while laughing and getting up. "we should go home. you almost fell down because your exhausted and i know you almost didn't get any sleep last night." he said in a stern but gentle tone. "okay fine, lets go home." you said beaming him a smile. he held your hand tightly and led you out of the park to go to his car.
you were first to get there because his shoe laces got untied and he insisted that you go on first but when he saw you almost open the door, he practically sprinted to you but he is a klutz so he fell mid-way. you giggled at him but as soon as he got up again he immediately went to the car door and opened it for you. "here you go madam, please step in the car." he said with his signature smile and with a little scratch on his face. you giggled once again and reached for his face to touch the wound on his lips and pulled him to kiss the bruise on the corner of his lips. "thank you baby but that scratch on your face is quite the bruise."
after you did that you're now both just there, faces flushed with embarrassment and shock. "IM SO SORRY" you screamed. you stuttered over your words trying to explain to a shocked rosinante. you were cut short when rosinante pulled you by the waist and hugged you, kissing the crook of your neck. the height difference forcing you to be on your tippy toes just to hug him back. he pulled away and he put his giant hands to your face, leaning down to your height and kissed the corner of your lips, returning the same courtesy.
"now were equal!" he said with his signature smile that you loved so much "now please get in the car" he said while pointing to the passenger seat. you got in while chuckling to yourself.he closed the door and walked to the other side of the car, tripping over the air, and walked it off like it was nothing.
once you both got back to your house, rosinante got out of the car first, "don't get out first, okay? i'll open the door for you." he said, such a true gentleman. he walked over to your side pf the car and opened the door and offered his hand for you to take. you took his hand while giggling because hes just so cute to you. "you know you dont have to do all this." after you said that you heard him audibly gasp. "but of course i have to do this. its only right that i treat you like this." he said while he kissed your hand, not breaking eye contact.
you blushed at the gesture while he just laughed at your pink tinted face. you took his hand and interlaced you fingers into his and walked to your house. "hey im supposed to be the one walking you to your house..why does it seem like your the one whos walking me.." he said and even tho your back is turned to him you can see his pouting face "heyyy..come on let me walk you to your house!" he said while stopping.
"okay fine" you said while rolling your eyes playfully. he hugged you and held your hand while he walked you to your house. once your on the porch, you dad suddenly opened the door and noticed you two holding hands. "ahh see i knew you'd realize that hes husband material eh?" he said while he nudged you. "papiii why do you gotta make those kind of jokes!" you said while a blush crept up on your face. "your face says otherwise mi cielo" he said looking at you then at rosinante then back at you while grinning. "do you want to stay here for the night, rosinante?" your dad asked him, beaming him a smile quite similar to yours.
you groaned loudly and took the hand that was holding rosinante's and pushed your dad back in the house and turned to rosinante. "im so sorry about my dad..he just makes out of pocket jokes." you sighed while pinching the bridge of your nose. "no its okay! plus i'd actually make a great husband you know?" he teased while he looked at you admiringly. you blushed as you let go of his hand to rub the back of your neck and cover your face to hide the blush that was now forming in your face but rosinante can visibly see your ears getting redder by the second.
"i can still see your ears y/n" he said while chuckling. "ITS LATE NOW HAHA SO YOU SHOULD GO HOME NOW!!" you said loudly while pushing him out of the porch, you cant do this anymore you're so embarrassed and you look like a tomato right now. "okay okay haha, youre so cute when you're flustered!" he said while he smiled at you affectionately. he stopped mid-way to turn and look at you, grabbing your face and your waist, he leaned down and he kissed you on the corner of your lips.
"goodbye mi amor, i'll see you next week hm?". "yeah see you.." you looked at him, dumbfounded by what he just did. he grabbed your hand and put it up against his lips to kiss it, again not breaking eye contact. "i'll miss you." he said as he looked at you longingly. "ill miss you too rosi" you watched him go back to his car but he tripped mid-way, he got up and turned to you and did a peace sign and smiled. you giggled at his clumsiness.
once he drove off, you went back inside, your dad on the living room couch grinning at you. "so hows the date hm?" you sighed as you plopped down at the couch next to your father. "it was the most fun i've had in a while" you said while smiling. you sat there for almost an hour with your father to yell him the date, frequently smiling about the events that happened earlier. "well that's all, im gonna go upstairs. im going to change and sleep. good night papi." you said to your father as you kissed him on his cheek, "good night mi cielo."
you went upstairs to change and to finally get your well deserved sleep. youre going back home tomorrow so a good night's sleep is all you need for the travel.
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hello my lovies im back with another chapter of my debut piece!! this one is kinda long if youre the type of person who reads short fiction😞 anw please excuse any grammar errors or mistakes english is not my first language!!
thank you for reading this chapter if you got this far😭🫶 likes and reblogs are appreciated 💖🤍
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Shamesy's Declassified Fanfic Writing Survival Guide - Part 3
Help! The world is burning and everything sucks!
hi hi friends!!! welcome back to the fanfic writing survival guide!
today i'm gonna cover a bit of a "no-no" topic, if you will. its something i've been struggling a lot with here recently and something i'm witnessing other authors go through as well: writer's block... or, at least, what you might think is writers block.
today, we'll be talking about what to do when you lose interest in your fic. and, respectively (possibly more importantly), what not to do.
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1) Beat yourself up
Look, I know, I know. Theres a chance right now you're kicking yourself and loosing ur marbs because your little writer peanut brain has convinced you that you are satan's incarnate and everyone hates you and wants you to die.
this is, undeniably, untrue. i implore you to do whatever it takes to get out of this headspace before you do anything at all. go outside, touch some grass, maybe eat a bug, just really get in touch with the real breathing world with no fictional dick n balls for a while. however long it takes to realize your intrinsic value is not tied to the fictional dick n balls. there are no fictional dick n balls out there, friends. only real ones.
here u go, look at this:
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feel better yet? if not, keep staring until you do. it'll get funny eventually, i swear.
2) Force yourself to write the damn thing anyway
this is only gonna result in a sub-par product, and your readers can tell. no, they can, i promise. it's always evident to me when an author has lost steam.
i dont want ur poo poo writing, and neither does anyone else. i would rather you abandon it entirely than ruin it-- AHT AHT! TAKE UR FINGERS OFF THE KEYBOARD RN!!! NO!!! BAD FIC AUTHOR!! BAD!!
3) Think you owe your readers anything
another controversial statement but what am i good for if not being a big ole bitch??
look, we love our readers. we ALL do but you simply cannot pour from an empty cup for them. you come first, your mental health and general health comes first. your interests come first and your wants and needs come first. if they want superhot!chad!alphamale!jimmy neutron x reader or whatever that fucking badly, they can write it themselves.
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1) Write other things!
Yep yep!!! Write a one shot, a drabble, a personal self indulgent story, some poetry, whatever floats your boat!!
Remember, this is supposed to be fun! You are allowed to indulge in whatever you want to, shocker, I know!!! the world is your oyster baby! branch out to other fandoms, re-visit old dead writings you've re-gained interest in, write a character you don't usually write, jump on a roleplay forum and just chill, my dude. kick back and remember why you enjoyed it!
2) Put it on hiatus!
"NOOOOOO!" the readers shout and then immediately explode. "YEEEESSSSSS!" I respond just as violently. Seriously, push it away from your nog for a bit. Let it rest. I would rather see a good chapter from you in six months from now then to get something soulless. If you just cant rn, thats fine!!
3) Grab a buddy and have them critique you
god, i will forever be in debt to @vallification for having this type of friendship with me.
we often think of critique and feedback as a negative, but it can often breathe a new life into your work!! message your most down to earth and honest bud, send the draft over and just say "hey i fucking hate this why do i hate this" and chances are a pair of fresh eyes will be able to point out things to you you didn't see before. nut up and quit being a baby, we all have shit we can improve on. who are you, jesus christ? if yes, could you PLEASE answer my prayers and send me a hot n' spicy mcchicken to my door via drone and/or angelic delivery?? im not asking for much, dude its the best fast food sandwich.
"but shamesy, im super hermit basement dweller core and don't have a friend thats kind of a bitch that would--" yes the fart you do. im right fucking here, rude ass <3 my dm's and asks are always open.
3A) Bounce ideas off said homie
again, val could absolutely sit on my face for this. we throw ideas back and forth constantly. you have no idea how absolutely megamind brain your dogs can be until you ask them.
4) Just start virtually sharting onto a page
this is how suguru blue AND a first time for everything were created!!
just start typing and see what happens! sometimes it doesn't work out (#shamesy's failed ficlets ) but no matter the case it'll help you loosen up a little
5) Take your writing on the go!!
ooooo I LOVE THIS ONE!! Take your laptop or phone to the park, the beach, a coffee shop or cafe and just make it feel less like work and more like play! this can do WONDERS for your creativity! the library is also a great place, because you have so much literary inspiration to quickly reference!
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hope this helps!! you can check out my masterlist to find the other two survival guides as well as all my writings! stay cooch!!!
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FINISHED ACT 2!!!! I promise I'm taking my time
Act 1 live reaction here
Here are notes I took while reading!!!
Hi vagabond fella… you're cute
Huh. So the world ended. Okay
Happy birthday john, you fucked up!!!! My god!!!!
Oh interesting… wonder if the kernel will come back later
I like this sprite lmaoooo silly guy
“It's a long way down” Hey. Hey wait a sec. Isn't that deltarune
HEY THE BUNNY WHERE DID IT GO
Bro Rose probably thinks you're dead lmfaooooo
House trapped. LIKE THE TITLE HOMESTUCK DO U GET IT
Am I supposed to ignore the Stop Scurrying button btw. He will scurry to my hearts content
HEY WHERES DAD.
“Would you like to play a game?” C…caliborn….? :3
We scurried until we couldn't scurry anymore
Aw he's scared :( WALK ACROSS IT ur fine…
A voice?? Is it the blue text. The sprite
OMG ITS THE VAGABOND!!!!
Sorry rose I'm not reading allat
So wait. Did the game cause the meteors or is it just saving people from them. Why was there no warning
Betty crocker is born /j
Nvm sprite said No <3
NOT NANNAS ASHESSSSS LMAOOOO
“Hoo-hoo-hoo” HEY I SAW CALIBORN GIGGLE LIKE THAT IN A FIC. I know the Striders have more to do with Caliborn but let me reach
OH its the sprite
Dave. Honey. Nows not the time for your rap
Which admittedly has fun rhymes
AW FLUCK IT
Dave what are you yapping about
THE FUCKIHG CAR OH MY GOD
DAVE OH MY GOD HOW ARE YOU STILL GOING
Fluthlu… I love you
I'm not even gonna try to spell that but I like the other squid octopus creature as well
Oglogoth… goth !!!!
Hey wait. The horror terrors are part of sburb. Is the game influenced by their lives and interests. Like. Deltarune
OH PSYCHE!!! hi Dave
Sword!!!!!!
Wow your room is really mHEY I KNOW THOSE GUYS. THATS THE FELT GUYS. SQUAREWAVE AND RHE OTHER ROBOT. I KNOW THOSE ONES!!!!! OHHHHHH
Bleat like a goat and piss on your turntable
Oh Dave. Oh Dave
Hey wait is this earlier in the day.
Okay this is definitely earlier in the day
Aw. He doesn't wanna make satire of the sburb review
FUCK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS……
Is that. John's hand???? what the fuck is happening in midnight crew
Flagrant Homosexuality
YOU CANT BE SAYING THAT WHITE BABY (I was told that they use slurs, slur count 2!!!!)
Her life depends on you playing that game Dave
Ewwww what's the shit under the door
It's okay Dave piss probably isn't that bad. It's also probably Apple juice You're fine
HE GOT PISS/JUICE ON HIS TURNTABLES NOOOOOO
. They're gonna fly out the window
OH MY GOD BIRD NO
Wait. Davesprite is a bird with a sword in him. Omg is that bird the beginning of Davesprite omg!!!!
Wizard
Rose and her mom are fucking weird
MOM!!!!!
Hardcore parkour
Jade be telling the future…. Why can she do that
LIL CAL MENTION
NARRATOR YOU CANT BE SAYING THAT (slur count: 3)
Ironic Indulgence
Btw. Are you able to. Win the strifes. I'm so confused
“Fine, you'll interrupt your reading and turn around, but you don't see what could possibly be so oh my god it's a monster.” Hi this is absolute gold this is how I type
John died :(
Yay he's alive!!!
YOOOOO SICKKKK AFFFFF MOVE
John is such a nerd I love him
JASPERS NOOO
Hi Nanna harlequin sprite
Dave is very suddenly creeped out by the puppets, okay. Don't diss Lil cal bro
Baked good hater for Life!!! Also I am just like John I have absolutely no idea what Nannasprite was talking about. We r along for the ride
HUMAN ETIQUETTE WOOOO I NEED THAY BOOK
Jade why do you know all this stuff
Haha Dave's an emoji
IS THAT A DRIPPED OUT SLAPPY
HI CAL HI BABYGIRL !!!! I like Cal he's the man
Sweet Bro n Hella Jeff is. I
Cals eyes are so shiny
HAHAHAHAH JOHN MADE A SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF REFERENCE. I can't
U and me both Rose. We Are giggling
John died again
What the fuck is happening at Dave's house
ROSE RAP ROSE RAP
WHSJSHSJSH THE LITTLE IMP????
What the fuck is happening
I WANT TO PLAY A GAME is this a caliborn reference. Anyway uhhh Bro is kinda weird what's going on with him
Why does he have a camera in the saw guy figurine. Bro. What's uh up with you
BRO REALLY IS A NINJA…. Whys he jusy moving Cal around
Dave. I know you said your Bro is awesome but I think he's just really weird. He's silly
I do think it's interesting. John doesn't like his dad even though his dad is great (worst thing is he ignores that his kid doesn't like betty crocker goods). Rose hates her mom, but.. for like, the wrong reasons?? Like yeah her mom’s an alcoholic and seems neglectful but she doesn't seem to do the Irony shit Rose says she does. And then Dave seems to think Bro is the absolute best even though. This is not a great situation. I wonder what Jade's family is like
Also John and Rose avoid their parents but Dave's Bro seems to avoid Dave. interesting
Anyway POOR DAVE HE GOT SMOOSHED
Hey that letter is the same as the one in the trans dirk comic I saw :0
NOOO I WANTED TO SEE BRO
Yoooo John that's a cool weapon actually
That's a big boy right there what a big boy
ROSE THE FIRE ITS AT UR WINDOW
YO WAS THAT SILHOUETTE JADE?!?!?! JADE YAAA
Big boy!!!!!!
HEY I WAS INVESTED IN SEEING JOHN FIGHT. Oh at least we can see Bro. Wait how's Rose
??? JADE???
OOP NOPE. VAGABOND
What the fuck is happening I
vagabond is so silly I like him
Hey guys I think a king hurt vagabond. Just a guess. Probably reaching idk /j
VAGABOND PISS SCENE ?!?!?! YIPPEE!!!
Oh nvm. Btw can we get this guy a burger
HES SO HAPPY OVER THE. idk what that is DANGANRONPA BLOOD IN A CAN!!!!!!
HEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE ON THESE SCREENS BTW. Wait I'm shouting so much. But what the fuck. Dave has his sprite??? Yay???? I thought he was gonna fight Bro??? What happened to Lil Cal???
Hey isn't that Jade's symbol on the pumpkin
Yooo that's such a cool cutscene actuHUH HOW IS IT THE END OF THE ACT AGAIN
The frick….
Anyway. Thoughts: I like Vagabond. Jade is mysterious. Dave gay. Bro creepy. Someone pls save Rose. John you gotta put your big boy pants on and fight those ogres. Good act!!! idk why people say the pre-trolls stuff is boring I'm enjoying myself
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