#Getting old stinks

[marzipanandminutiae]

kids in museums, volume 438

small girl, maybe 7 years old, approaching me at an open house: why are there so many NAKED PEOPLE [ie artwork] in here?!

me: well, a long time ago in ancient Greece and Rome, they thought the human body was really beautiful. like a work of art that nature made. so they put a lot of naked figures in their statues and paintings, and then later on, people wanted things to look Greek or Roman, so they copied that.

her, huffy: well I think it's GROSS! BLECH!

[puppppppppy]

Childhood

[theslimeologist]

Copy? I think you mean share.

[burningfunobject]

I hate heimerdinger

Idc abt jayce hate or caitlyn hate. We are losing focus of the true enemy

THIS RAT FACE BASTARD

I hate everything about him

The way he walks, the way he's so fuckuing incompetent, the way he's just casually classist, the way he's so oblivious to the world around him, the way he goes on and on about being a scientist and then does jackshit, the way he starts mourning viktor before he's even dead, the way he slurped that fucking tea made me violent, the way a like 17 year old had to teach him that poor people deserve to feel happy too, the way he allowed zaun to get like that in the first place, the way he's like 300 and acts like a literal child, his dumb ahh mustache, he looks like one of those old trolls dolls, his eyes creep me out, hus ears too, the way he's literally the worst character INCLUDING Marcus and fin and hoskel

GOD I HATE HIM

I hate the fact I'm supposed to feel bad for him when something goes wrong because of his FUCKING INCOMPETENCE. Like omg you didn't do your job properly for like 200 years and you get kicked out that is sooooooo sad

Ekko is the only good thing about seeing him

Pretty sure he just got rid of his poro like where tf did it go??

I want to kick him, hard

Watch him go flying

Hope he suffers with the weird orb hextech thingy

Not ekko tho

Ekko is great

[boxheadpaint]

how do i start coming up w more interesting character designs like urs. they are sooooo cool and i try to make a character like that but it always comes out stinky

if it stinks thats great

[swordmaid]

having Thoughts about astarion currently and particularly abt him being undead as in I like the idea that he forgets to blink sometimes, and mimic breathing, and his skin is very pallid, his hair is a dull shade of white/grey and his red eyes looks kind of murky and there is no light in them. also like the idea that his face - even tho there’s wrinkles - looks too smooth, almost a mask, like hes very striking in an uncanny way, and if he keeps himself still he looks like a statue of some sort. and he paints colour on himself to look more alive but the pigments sits above his skin, not sinking in, and the only time that his complexion looks flushed and alive is when he’s feeding on something. most esp if he’s full and sated..! like for that brief moment his cheeks are flushed and he looks alive and thriving and panting and his eyes look more vibrant as if there’s life in there but then it disappears gradually. post canon astarion who’s no longer bound by cazador’s orders and who’s more or less free to eat whoever he wants looks more alive than bg3 spawn astarion (I think he is so malnourished in that era) and he has a slight colour on his cheeks bc he’s keeping himself fed but not enough to look fully alive, only just. think ascended astarion looks more alive than spawn though only bc I don’t think he’ll deny his whims and he’ll just eat whoever whenever while spawn has more restraint.

anyway I was also thinking of the possibility that spawn kind of drops that facade of a living creature, and he doesn’t bother putting on his pigments and makeup as much, and he uses less of his perfumes especially when he’s galavanting off to who knows where. maybe in settings if he’s visiting the city or meeting new people he’ll put his perfumes and makeup again - but sometimes he doesn’t, he doesn’t think he needs it. I also think about shri’iia liking his decay corpse smell hehe maybe she’ll find it familiar considering she grew up in the braeryn and there’s probably a corpse dumped in every gutter she’s like oh you smell like home 🥰

[jrueships]

something invokes the carnal rage in me when a grown man rages like a two-year old over a video game

[cctinsleybaxter]

Favorite band's new album that I've been looking forward to all year long was bad. 10 billion injured (me)

[rainbowpufflez]

More of this guy

[baptism-inblood]

me as a kid seeing that my strange addiction episode abt the carsexual guy: he. loves his car? wants to be in a relationship with it? huh. hm. lets the idea sit in the back of my head for 11 years.

me at 25 owning my own car and being an objectum/objectophile: ah. yeah. i get it now,

[jerksbitch]

the pendulum of my spn hyperfixation is swinging back into action and all my irls hate me for it & made fun of me all night for shipping the Freak Brothers .. i wish so badly for just 1 (one) friend who could understand me..... just one like minded pal .. would fix me...

[cruesuffix]

Once again, the cat!mick anon(s) and your superb additions are the highlight of my dash and keep cat!mick on my mind 24/7 <3

currently thinking about Mick displaying his affection for his boys in his more feline ways, maybe even feeling more comfortable expressing his emotions this way: sitting/laying close to them and purring up a storm, rubbing his face all over their necks and chests and shoulders (wherever he can easily reach tbh) scenting them and signalling to them they're family, and almost absentmindedly licking and grooming them with his scratchy cat tongue when they're all having some downtime and relaxing

cat!Mick is so dear to my heart 🙏

robin!! i know me and oomfie have been real active in the very small cat!mick community… while im glad there’s some here that like it (you included ofc!), i know there’s a lot of people scrolling through the mick mars tag going “what’s with all the gay cat shit??” ig it’s just me and the four ppl really into the cat!mick au agenda against the world!

that aside, i love what you said about mick only really being able to show affection through his cat instincts. like, he’s never really said “i love you” to any of them out loud, but the purring he does whenever they pet him or cuddle close to him is pretty much his way of doing so. and they all already know how much he hates people getting into his personal space but… he very easily gets in their way and just lays right on top of them in order for them to give him some affection. at first they’d be confused cause… the old man wants us to show him affection after pushing us away for like.. three years?? no way! but what they don’t realize is that it just take mick a longer time to trust people cause… idk cats (lmaooo).

also the idea of him scenting them and thus making them his family is so cute ughhhh! they obviously don’t know what’s going on, they probably wouldn’t be able to tell micks scenting them in the first place. but mick does become overly affectionate and almost treats them like they’re his children in a way. also… why can i see him trying to groom tommy, who severely does not want to be groomed. he’s squirming around, complaining about the very odd texture of his tongue and micks trying to get him to stay still. he figures they need to be cleaned either way since… the band doesn’t really take much showers.. (besides vince of course, who would have to run away from mick and his killer tongue!)

(oh btw… do you think the band would get toxicplasmosis or whatever that thing is? like they don’t actually think mick stinks… in fact he kinda smells like lavender… ofc when they ask anyone outside the band they’d find out no one else thinks mick smells all that great. he probably smells more like stinky fishy cat…)

ok ok, i’ll keep the yapping to a minimum for now but ughhh robin this is sooooo cute and i love to think about cat!mick doing very normal and real cat things!!<333 like… that’s their little cat boy that purrs to show his love for them!!

[the-zapped-part-timer]

I was gonna say this when I went over the episode in my Zerothon, but hot take: I don't really appreciate the fatphobia in Alpha, Bravo, Unicorn. Just saying!

[tastycitrus]

genesis weapon liberation complete!! yaaaay

i gained like 30m combat power after flaming and cubing it, damn

[privatelife]

been unspeakably horny for like 3 weeks straight im starting to get scared. well anyway. happy year

[aggravates]

so obscenely pissed off that my father always eats my ice cream but is too cheap to ever buy any for himself

he ate the rest of the small container i got for xmas, not even the one i'd prefer him to eat if he had to, but the good one of course -_-

i bought him a large toblerone in that xmas money haul, and he ate it in one singular day. and i gave him a bowl with several scoops of each ice cream too.

no wonder i'm fat and have such a bad relationship with food when i need to eat my stuff quickly or it'll be gone. can't save anything for later or make it last.