#is the WORST

[frenzyarts]

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[burningfunobject]

I hate heimerdinger

Idc abt jayce hate or caitlyn hate. We are losing focus of the true enemy

THIS RAT FACE BASTARD

I hate everything about him

The way he walks, the way he's so fuckuing incompetent, the way he's just casually classist, the way he's so oblivious to the world around him, the way he goes on and on about being a scientist and then does jackshit, the way he starts mourning viktor before he's even dead, the way he slurped that fucking tea made me violent, the way a like 17 year old had to teach him that poor people deserve to feel happy too, the way he allowed zaun to get like that in the first place, the way he's like 300 and acts like a literal child, his dumb ahh mustache, he looks like one of those old trolls dolls, his eyes creep me out, hus ears too, the way he's literally the worst character INCLUDING Marcus and fin and hoskel

GOD I HATE HIM

I hate the fact I'm supposed to feel bad for him when something goes wrong because of his FUCKING INCOMPETENCE. Like omg you didn't do your job properly for like 200 years and you get kicked out that is sooooooo sad

Ekko is the only good thing about seeing him

Pretty sure he just got rid of his poro like where tf did it go??

I want to kick him, hard

Watch him go flying

Hope he suffers with the weird orb hextech thingy

Not ekko tho

Ekko is great

[pyromaniacbibliophile]

tumblr stop tumblring i need to english homework

[alphacentaurinebula]

I have a mouse. I hate this mouse. I have tried humane traps. Poison. An exterminator came and filled all the holes that could be filled in my old London flat. We keep no food out. Everything is in airtight containers. Even my fruit bowl has a colander cover to keep the mouse out.

Nothing works. The mouse escaped the humane trap. He won’t eat the poison. He comes to poo on my counters even tho there is nothing to eat.

I am at my wits end. Please someone tell me how to get rid of this mouse. I don’t wish him ill. If I could do it humanely I would. But it is so unsanitary and it is keeping me up at night and he HAS TO GO.

Help.

[thatrainylife]

just finished merlin

i am dead

i am finished

there is nothing you can do to help me

"hold me"

"thank you"

JUST BURY ME IN A HOLE AND LEAVE ME TO WALLOW IN MY PAIN

ALSO WHAT WAS THAT GOOFY AH TRUCK AT THE END AND THEN THE MUSIC AS THE CREDITS ROLL LMBOOOO THE EMOTIONAL WHIPLASH THIS SHOW GIVES ME

[sink-me-in-your-ocean]

Just so we’re absolutely crystal clear:

Fuck this guy in particular.

[secretcherimaybe]

What kind of absolute asshole would want to marry the sister but not be willing to be around the brother (who is incredibly exactly like the sister)

[parachutingkitten]

I dunno if this counts, because I know who you ship is subjective but... this is something that will likely haunt me forever.

When I was 13, I was young and stupid, and I wrote a fanfiction involving an incredibly controversial Lloyd ship (Lloyd x one of the Ninja, I refuse to say which one). It featured some rather distasteful jokes that I cannot beLIEVE I wrote.

When I was 14 I started to deeply dislike the ship (I now cannot stand the ship at all) and the abominable story which I had wrote. I panicked, and instead of deleting it, I orphaned it on Ao3. I didn't realize that this would immortalize it on the internet forever.

The story now has 200 kudos and over 2,000 hits, and due to the fact I orphaned it, I can never edit or delete it.

TLDR; I wrote a bad fanfiction one time

Please, tell me how I may attain for this.

I... idk that this is a sin. It's just incredibly embarrassing. Although the fact that you inadvertently cursed us with eternal cringe fanfiction maybe accounts for something.

Have you written anything that's gotten more attention than that fic? Cuz until you do that, I don't think you can properly live this down.

[untilyouremember]

A Kiss, For Real

Available digitally (included partially in Mangamo subscription)

[loonylooly]

Im gonna be running around in heels for 3 days carrying chairs and music stands then playing my ass off on my viola then carrying chairs and stands then running around relaying information then playing my ass off then carrying more shit

Pray for me guys

[bethanydelleman]

The Times Women Don’t Know Their Hearts

I was thinking about my proposal analysis and it occured to me that there are two instances in Jane Austen’s novels where women don’t know how to respond to a proposal, and in both, cases, the problem is actually the influence of other women.

Emma has already been trying to turn Harriet off the Martins and on to “real gentlemen” by the time Harriet gets the proposal from Robert Martin. She ends up not knowing her own mind:

She [Harriet] was so surprized she did not know what to do. Yes, quite a proposal of marriage; and a very good letter, at least she thought so. And he wrote as if he really loved her very much—but she did not know—and so, she was come as fast as she could to ask Miss Woodhouse what she should do.—” Emma was half-ashamed of her friend for seeming so pleased and so doubtful.

Emma then clearly influences Harriet’s decision and it is implied that she also supplies her with the words of refusal. (One high point of Emma 1972 is that she actually begins to dictate Harriet’s response). So Harriet’s inability to know her own heart was Emma’s doing. It’s pretty clear by the end that if Harriet had not been led astray by Emma, she’d have accepted.

We also have Janet Ross in Mansfield Park (a friend of Mary’s):

Poor Janet has been sadly taken in, and yet there was nothing improper on her side: she did not run into the match inconsiderately; there was no want of foresight. She took three days to consider of his proposals, and during those three days asked the advice of everybody connected with her whose opinion was worth having, and especially applied to my late dear aunt, whose knowledge of the world made her judgment very generally and deservedly looked up to by all the young people of her acquaintance, and she was decidedly in favour of Mr. Fraser.

From Mary’s overall behaviour (the wish to marry for wealth and consequence), we can infer that the late Mrs. Crawford said from Mary’s words: “We were all delighted. She could not do otherwise than accept him, for he was rich, and she had nothing” What Mary doesn’t seem to grasp is that Janet must have known on some level before accepting the proposal that she wouldn’t have been happy with Mr. Fraser. Yet, she is able to be influenced and all her friends assured her it was a good idea so she went for it.

And then we have Anne Elliot, who does accept Wentworth’s first proposal, but then on the advice of Lady Russell (we know that Sir Walter didn’t have a huge hand in this), was convinced to break it off. This decision is a little trickier because in all honesty, I think Lady Russell was giving good advice. Like, maybe don’t marry a penniless sailor at 19, you might be a widowed mother in the next year... but it is ultimately a decision that Anne regrets. In hindsight, we know she would have been happier if she married him.

I also want to mention Maria Bertram, who raised by aunt Norris, has been taught to value wealth above her own happiness. We are not directly told that Mrs. Norris influenced the match, but she was instructed by Sir Thomas to conceal the engagement until he returned and then did the opposite, making it harder for Maria to call it off the marriage if that was her preference.

The only man who influences a marriage decision is Mr. Brandon Sr., who locks Eliza Brandon away until she agrees to marry his eldest son (Colonel Brandon's older brother). Jane Austen never really shows a heroine father manipulate their daughter/ward so directly, forcefully, and obviously. The closest is Sir Thomas with Fanny but even he isn't ruthless. The bigger danger for women in these novels is much more subtle influence.

I feel like the overall message here is that you need to be careful who you let influence your decisions. Or who you befriend. Anne is able to reject her father’s disapprobation, but she has more trouble with her mother figure. She forgets, perhaps, that Lady Russell is also a little too conscious of rank. Harriet and Janet both have friends who lead them down the wrong path. Fortunately Harriet gets back on track, but Janet ends up in a very unhappy marriage. 

And the worst part is, all of these influencers, Emma, Mrs. Crawford, and Lady Russell (and even Mrs. Norris), think they are doing the best thing for their friend. They cannot see their own folly.

[yeesiine]

the disappointment you feel after being done so wrong by the person you genuinely loved is the worst.

[stealthetrees]

I was recently reminded that I hate how most the pride flags look and am very close to redesigning most of them in a fit of rage. I am studying graphic design and illustration and they have too many stripes.

[the-tired-tenor]

Me, generally: hating kids is kind of a red flag ngl

Me, about to board a five hour flight: I swear to god if you do not sedate that child, I am going to teach the plane windows how to open and start chucking

[heyabbyhello]

Bad endo day means staying cozy in bed with my heating pad and a good book 📚