#idk im naturally good at video games i think only bcs i only had access to old one that were way above my age audience

[jrueships]

something invokes the carnal rage in me when a grown man rages like a two-year old over a video game

[moistcl1tikal-ao3]

rouge, pumpkin, mint, blueberry, mossy moss, pear (purely curious)

mint - "this is a threat we're gonna go bake cookies :)"

lmao not to spoil but i also work in a bakery. im basically charlie irl all i do is work for my moms bakery and play video games lol . genuinely a coincidence too bc like . what r the odds.

pear, sky blue - "why. why are you like this." "id love to know what's goes on in your fucked up little brain"

idk lol

genuine answer also idk i just got involved with deranged fandoms way too young and that's why im so good at writing porn. ive been doing it for ten years or something. i had my yaoiz phase and now i almost exclusively write het pairings or f/f because boys icky. they're like toys and objects to me. i can only have sex with them if i don't care about them, y'know? chuckletrio are like dolls to me in that im cutting the hair off and letting my dog chew on their legs. they're just characters and concepts to me. that's why i don't watch any new cs lmaoooo i hate it so bad speakpipe is second hand embarrassing and i refuse. charlie era is all i care about.

as for the actual content??? idk im kind of a veteran of mcyt rpf tbh. number one skylox soldier right here motherfucker. not to mention all the other utterly normalized ships of the day like phan/pewdiecry/troyler/et cetera. i also again was writing/roleplaying insane shit at a young age, so naturally it was all just. the most unrealistic yaoiz ever but it was also so fucked up because i was a weird sheltered kid with too much add and internet access to not go gooning it to overly plotty rape fics of cartoon horses. (that's real, i occasionally reread the series too. it's genuinely well written and yes all the rape scenes are mandatory for the plot. not because they really move the story forward i just like them.)

so im like basically the joker i guess

rouge, pumpkin, blueberry - "i think i love you? no not think. i love you." "sorta fangirl every time you post" "literally i hate you SO MUCH kiss me rn"

awww, you're cute. aren't you, honey. you're a parasocial little freak, aren't you. do you get off when i post? do you hide away, checking your phone, hand over your mouth as you scroll through and read everything I write? i bet you bookmark my fics for all those late nights alone. i bet you're blushing your round little cheeks off and kicking your feet right now because you know im talking to you, just you. you know what id do to you if you ever met me, right?

mama loves you <3

[vaporgayve]

carnation, freesia, glory-of-the-snow, hellebore, lantanas, lavender, st. john's wort!

thank u andy heehee :3c

Carnation: What are you currently wearing?  

uhhhhh not to disappoint but i'm wearing my sam and max shirt and some creeper boxers hsfvsdghvsf

Freesia: What are three good things that have happened in the past month? 

oh man!! a lot has happened actually, i went to st barth's in the caribbean with my family, my grandma came to town to see toy story and she took me to the park with my friend and we had ice cream, and my dad and i watched the first two godfathers and went to dinner together!! :D and i talked to you heehee :3c

Glory-of-the-Snow: What are ten things that make you happy/you’re grateful to have in your life? 

only ten??

1. my family who i love and are so supportive!!!

2. my friends because they are so funny and sweet and give my life meaning!! 

3. my pets because they're fwuffy :3 also because they put up with me smooching them fvshgdvfs

4. my special interests!! they make me so happy because they're so interesting to me and i never feel bored when i'm thinking about them :D

5. piano!! i love playing the piano and learning it, it gives me something to do and i feel proud about it :D

6. music in general!! i'm so happy that i can access the music i like so easily (especially my 30s and 40s music) because it brings me a lot of joy!! 

7. nature!! i love being outside and running around in a field or going on hikes with people i love or looking at birds :>

8. colors!!! i love colors so much, which is why my hair is bright pink and my wardrobe is a neon mess shgfvsf i love looking at colors and rainbows and all of that, especially pink! :D

9. not to be nerdy, but video games make me so happy!! all of them are so unique and are one of my favorite forms of media, because they're carefully crafted combinations of gameplay, audio, visuals, music, design, etc. that are always so interesting :D

10. my life in general!! i have a lot of things to be grateful for, which is something that i'm grateful for, if that makes sense! ^^;

Hellebore: How do you show affection? 

i'm very physically affectionate, but also verbally as well!! i love to hug my family and friends or give my kitties little smooches on the head but i also tell everyone that i love them a lot because i do!! :D

Lantanas: What’s the best compliment you’ve ever received? 

oh man idk!!! i think one that you gave me about how you could tell how much effort i had been putting into my ocs' storyline because their relationship seems very realistic and nuanced :''3c that one fucked me up bro!!!!!!!!

Lavender: What’s your favorite thing about yourself? 

oh man uhhhhhhhh i like that im kinda unabashed about a lot of stuff, like how im perceived by the people around me and by society in general!! i'm very much true to myself in a way that i don't care about looking cool or attractive which is a good thing bc i never do sjhfsjfdsdfgvsf speaking of which my "women want me fish fear me" hat came in the mail today

St. John’s Wort: Is it easy or difficult for you to express how you feel about things? 

it's usually pretty easy!! im an open book when it comes to my emotions and i like to talk about how i feel a lot :D

thanks again andy!!! wuv u :>

[starryseo]

superhero!johnny

background: in this alternate universe, the members of nct will have various superpowers and abilities. this bulleted series will describe them in school situations - a school of superheroes/ villains - and also outside of school, in non-magical settings, for instance, describing a non-magical job they may have. it’s kind of like harry potter in the sense that only people with powers can access this magical world (where the school is) but magic users can easily travel in between both worlds. enjoy!

shapeshifting;

johnny would be a shapeshifter & im willing to fight anyone against this

he probably wouldn’t use this much in something serious unless he really needed to

always uses it when he gets the perfect opportunity to prank someone

ten always gets t r i g g e r e d when he thinks back to his first meeting with johnny in school

they had a lot of classes together so they saw each other every day

and johnny being the ass he is

shapeshifted into an ever so slightly taller version of himself every day

and the change was so gradual that ten didn't notice

until he was going through his gallery and he sees pictures of the two of them together

the first picture, ten was taller than johnny’s shoulder

and in the next johnny’s shoulder was miiiiiles above ten’s head

and he was just like what tf dude

how could you play me like that <\3

has also probably made ten cry by shapeshifting into a taller version of him (ten) and then mocking him

but it’s all in good nature & ten always gets his revenge (will be explained in ten’s one ;))

johnny also loves playing the “Which one is Hyuck?”  game [brownie points to whoever gets this reference ;^)]

so he shapeshifts into donghyuck, and he and hyuck wear the same clothes & caps and the rest of the gang have to guess who is who

the only person to have ever guessed it correctly was mark

he was like “that one’s obviously hyuck bc look at that smirk. damn, that has scarred me so many times i can just tell that that’s hyuck”

no one understands wtf he's talking abt bc they look exactly the same

but mark’s never wrong 

so he’s now been banned from playing

he probably does still play though bc it’ll be 30 mins into the game and everyone’s still just like “uhhhhh,, idk that one could be johnny?? damn this game” and mark is straight up like “hoW CAN YOU NOT TELL THIS ONE IS HYUCK??!?!?!?! CAN’T YOU TELL HE’S INSULTING YOU ALL IN HIS MIND”

anyways,,,,,

johnny is a h u g e drama fan

is always starring in the school plays because he loves transforming into famous actors/ actresses and acting like them for small, crappy school plays

people used to think the school actually hired a famous actor

but nah

it was just johnny

loves doing this to the youngers though

will ask a kid who their favourite actor is and then next week he comes to rehearsals as that actor

does it to have a good time and to make the kid happier, not to trick them though

probably has a youtube account of clips where he’s transformed into famous actors and does really bad renditions of their most famous films

like he did a parody of Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back, shapeshifted into a crappy darth vader with a black curtain for a cape and was like

“Luke, I’m yo’ daddyyyyy” [even tho the actual script is “no”, not “luke” shh]

he’s done so many and like the real celebs have seen it and are like? ??? i don't remember doing this wtf???

makes him laugh so much when they go into interviews and one of his videos come up and they’re so confused like ?? that’s not even my youtube account and i've never done that?? that’s a really good look-alike damn

the magic council h a t e  h i m bc johnny wtf?? you could expose magic like that?? but no one’s actually thought he was a shapeshifter, just that he was really good at make-up and he’s hired multiple people for his vids (lmao little do they know it’s all one man)

OK SO

you actually know him from school

he’s in your chemistry class and he’s got like a month-long detention for impersonating the professor when she went outta the classroom really quickly

yeah she has a long vendetta against him ever since he transformed into the principal and was telling her to make her lessons more interesting, include more experiments and banned her from giving detentions

it was going so well until the actual principal announced that a fire drill was happening later on in the day

had to happen at that exact moment in time gosh the coincidence

and johnny was just there like “ah... that was... pre-recorded??”

she literally looks for any excuse to ruin his life and vice versa

anyways, the lesson had started

and unfortunately, you were running a bit late so you came to class like 5 mins into the lesson and got a detention after school

you went to the detention knowing she’d make the 30 mins detention 3 hours long if you didn’t come

so yeah, it’s after school and you and johnny are the only ones there and she’s getting you guys to clean her mess of a classroom

she laughed whilst telling you she had the youngest year in the school doing a messy experiment last period

“i want this place absolutely spotless, i should be able to see my reflection in the beakers. i’ll be back in 30 minutes and you both better still be here.” and then she went off to the staffroom

you guys just had really generic conversations until like 5 mins in when you both gave up on cleaning the tables

he called sicheng and asked him to really quickly buy the two of you food and sicheng the lil cutie ran over as fast as he could with pizza <3

so you both just talked about your mutual dislike for the teacher whilst eating and then johnny decided that now was the perfect opportunity to prank her

johnny: “she wanted to see her reflection in the beakers riiiight :^)”

he locked the room’s door in case she came back earlier

and then transformed into her

you took a picture of him and then logged on to the computer in the room whilst he took out all the beakers and flasks he could find

you printed off like 100+ copies of her face and spent the next 10 minutes putting the papers with her face on them into the beakers

you threw away the scrap paper just as johnny unlocked the door and the teacher came back

at first she was like “trying to leave the classroom johnny?”

“no ms of course not”

you were trying not to laugh out loud at how he was trying to be good so she would let you both out quickly before noticing what you both had done

she gave you a quick talk on not being late before letting you both go

y’all ran outta that class so fast you’d give sicheng a run for his money

and then news spread around school of that teacher screaming because someone had stuck her face in the beakers etc but you and johnny had both kept it a secret and the whole school were kinda laughing at her bc apparently her scream could be heard on the top floor even tho she’s on the bottom floor lmao

no one knows who actually did it and she has no proof it was you guys so the school can’t really do much and no actual harm was done so??

but johnny came up to you that day and was like “wow, did you hear? the chem teach had the fright of her life today”

“yeah i heard, i wanna know who the masterminds behind that prank are”

“masterminds? i’m pretty sure it was just one person. you don’t need 2 people to take a pic and print it off”

“i will expose you johnny seo”

“gosh at least take me on a date first”

and you did lmao

y’all are the pranking power couple i swear donghyuck is jealous

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sorry this is so late & hasn't been proofread properly rip. what member should i post next???