#Gay monopoly

[underwhelmingalchemist]

New media archiving project coming soon

[lust1shame0]

[leanyeenmachine]

How are there only 3 pieces of Ollie Gaytor art on FurAffinity?

[made-by-moon]

The Marauders at a sleepover:

● the sleepover is at James's house, cause he's the only one with enough rooms and beds and his parents aren't monsters (looking at Walburga)

● the boys would still end up sleeping in the same room, even though they could easily have their own rooms

● Remus would introduce them to some muggle movies (Mean Girls, Legally Blonde, The Breakfast Club, ect.)

● Peter would refuse to let them play monopoly (Marlene traumatized him enough)

● their initial goal of the sleepover was to come up with new pranks but they got carried away sharing vital information about the school life (gossiping)

● Sirius and James made a bet about who would fall asleep first (they bet on each other)

● Sirius and James were the first ones to fall asleep (none mentioned the bet after that)

● when the two were asleep, Remus read his new favourite book and Peter drew while listening to David Bowie and Queen (they were very comfortable in each other's company)

● after everyone fell asleep, Sirius had a nightmare which woke up Remus

● he calmed Sirius down and they went back to sleep cuddling

● James and Peter never mentioned waking up to Sirius and Remus holding each other for dear life

● they both found it cute, tho

[siredtodeadgaywizards]

*everyone existing peacefully*

Meanwhile in Gryffindor tower:

Regulus: I HATE YOU

Lily: OH, WELL NEXT TIME DON’T STEAL MY MONOPOLY

Remus: Sirius, give Regulus your 200$, you landed on his property.

Sirius: NO! HE’S IN JAIL! I’M NOT GONNA GIVE MONEY TO A CRIMINAL

Regulus: THAT’S NOT HOW YOU PLAAAAY

Peter: James, why is Regulus screaming?

James: Shut the fuck up Peter, you don’t get to talk after stealing my last railroad.

Sirius: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN

Regulus: ME TOO, YOU THINK I WANTED THIS

All: AAAAAAAAAHHH

[adharastarlight]

The marauders playing monopoly ans sirius is so good, like every goddamn square ends up being his (more or less) and everyones so broke and shit. and rem's given up on paying, but next round? he lands on one of sirius' properties. "name your price, youre not getting any more of my money." and sirius just smirks. "done. who's next?"

and there's a resounding sigh and chorus of "gross"

@70swizards

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 13

How was Jaskier supposed to know that the lovely woman he spent the night with had a husband? Let alone a husband in a big scary poacher gang? So Jaskier is hauling ass through the forest, only to get his leg caught in a beartrap. He faceplants (very daintily, prettily, and most certainly not with an embarrassing wail, thank you very much) and begins sobbing with the pain. Not to mention his cheap lute breaking into splinters. Great. Just great. What a LOVELY day he's having! A pure white werewolf with bright golden eyes suddenly prowls out of the bushes, growling at him, and Jaskier decides that today really is his worst day. No matter how majestic the beast is, this is cearly the end of Jaskier the bard. He sobs and begs to live, apologizing profusely, and the last thing he sees is the monstrous snout getting closer. Geralt, the werewolf, is stalking for food for his pack, only to come across one of those humans in their own traps. Except... This human isn't one of them. He's wearing brightly colored delicate clothing, and wasn't familiar with where their traps were. It's an innocent human. One that smells very nice, under all the stench of blood and fear. Wolf!Geralt creeps closer, and pries open the trap, intending on releasing the human back into the wild, but it just kind of stares at him in horror before passing out. Hm. Well, it appears it needs more care than he initially thought. So imagine the other witcher's surprise when he doesn't bring food back to the pack, but instead brings a human to patch up. The moon dips out of the sky, they all turn back into their witcher-human forms, and now they're all SCRAMBLING over what they're meant to do!? HOW DO YOU CARE FOR A HUMAN AGAIN??? FUCK- I DON'T KNOW! Geralt stop petting him, he doesn't like that, he's human, not a wolf! What do you mean he likes it? Oh shit- EVERYONE QUICK PET HIM! No wait- He doesn't like it any more- One at a time pet him! And uh- Fuck- What do normal people eat!?

♡!Optional addons!♡ • (ORIGINALLY A TAG) Is Aiden a werecat or also a werewolf? And if he is a werewolf (and/or a werecat I suppose), perhaps he's from a rival pack (against his will) and needs to be rescued by Lambert as a sideplot • Maybe the poachers find poor trapped Jaskier and Geralt has to fight them off first, or perhaps they come back later, intent on killing the White Wolf • Perhaps Geralt turns Jaskier into a werewolf (Either with his consent or without his consent ONLY if he has to do it to save his life, we don't fuck with forced bonds here, people)

[gabriels-golden-kazoo]

Gabriel and Dean being dragged out of the bar after causing a right scene when trying to do karaoke.

Gabriel trips and falls because he’s giggling so hard and Sam barely has time to catch him, so he now has to give his extremely drunk and injured boyfriend a piggyback because that was the only way to keep a close eye on him. (Sure it was, Sam.)

Dean is basically just hanging off of Cas and professing his love every chance he gets, as if him and his angel haven’t been dating for over a year at this point.

Cas is positively beaming, whilst Sam is trying to grumble at Gabriel and act grumpy but it’s really hard when Gabe is literally an adorable giggling mess and covering Sam’s face and neck in soft kisses that leave Sam blushing and utterly smitten.

[bottomsonlybar]

what gay games do you guys think dan and phil should play during GAYmingmas/pride month?? i'm voting the rupaul's drag race monopoly

[drlettuce]

Arthur: I can't choose you.

Merlin: and yet I still chose you

Arthur: Merlin you know why I can't because-

Merlin: because you chose her.

Arthur: because I chose her....

Arthur: Merlin listen this whole thing is a fantasy the others wouldn't understand

Merlin: why should we care if they didn't understand?!?!

Arthur: I HAVE TOO MANY TO LOSE FOR THIS I WILL LOSE MY KINGDOM MY PEOPLE MY LEGACY I CAN'T JUST SACRIFICE THIS FOR A SILLY PLAY PRETEND-

Merlin: PLAY PRETEND?!?! YOU TREAT OUR RELATIONSHIP LIKE A GAME YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT SACRIFICE?!?! FINE THEN I SACRIFICED MY PEOPLE TO STAY BESIDE YOU I LEFT MY FAMILY TO HELP YOU I SACRIFICED MY BEST FRIEND FOR YOU I LOST MY WIFE YET I STAND HERE BESIDE YOU AND YET YOU GAVE ME NOTHING BUT PAIN STILL I AM HERE WITH YOU BECAUSE I CHOOSE YOOU!!!

Arthur: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO CHOOSE YOU?!?! YOU LIED TO ME FOR SO MANY YEARS I AM HERE LOSING MY MIND BECAUSE I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THE MAN I HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH IS REAL OR IT IS JUST ANOTHER LIE DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT HURTS TO THINK THAT ALL THE MEMORIES WE HAVE BUILD HAS BEEN JUST A LIE DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT DRIVES ME CRAZY TO SEE YOU RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF ME YET I CANNOT HAVE YOU IN MY ARMS BECAUSE IM AFRAID THAT THIS IS JUST ANOTHER ONE OF YOU'RE LIES ?!?!?

Arthur: I love you ..... But I don't know if I can trust you I don't even think I've know you for years we've been together I feel like you're just a stranger...

Merlin: .... Arthur...

Leon: when I suggested that we play a different game with pairs this isn't how I thought game night would go.....

Gwaine: maybe we shouldn't let Arthur play against Merlin next time....

Mordred: umm what the fuck????

Gwen: shit just got real really quick

[copyquat]

Seele wanting to learn how to dance for a silvermane guard social?

I know who u wanna dance with seele ;)

Edit:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[dancesingay]

So you want to replicate the success of Barbie...

An analysis for marketing research teams:

What we like of the Barbie Movie:

-Fun color pallet

-Female Director

-Trans Inclusive

-Feminist Message

-Passes the Bechdel test

-Fun, makes you feel.

-Bonus: References and easter eggs.

-Excellent Soundtrack

-America Ferrera

What we didn't like of the Barbie movie/Don't care about:

-The fact that it's a movie based on a toy

-Please stop making toy themed movies and start making movies that serve cunt.

-If the Lego, minecraft, monopoly movies serve cunt, fine, but if not, get them out of here. Nobody want's that.

[introspect-la]

GAY MONOPOLY (1983)

[sprnklersplashes]

I feel like as a general rule I will always be put off by the mentality of "this experience is a Totally Unique Experience which is only experienced by My Group and anyone outside of My Group who claims to have experienced this is Stealing or Did Not Experience It the way My Group did".

[made-by-moon]

Marauders playing Monopoly:

Lily would bring monopoly to Hogwarts

Everyone was confused because of it but excited

Except Remus (he knows what is about to be unleashed)

Sirius and James would agrue cause they want the same counter

They resolved the conflict by wrestling (James won)

Remus would be the banker cause he doesn't trust others with it

Sirius would buy every single possession he landed on without second thoughts

James would hate it cause he would land on them just after Sirous bought them

Lily would lose her mind trying to trade with Sirius

"You don't even NEED this card! Just give it to me!!"

"I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU THE RED CARD IT'S THE COOLEST COLOR, PISS OFF"

Marlene would hide money in her sleeves/pockets

And every time everyone thought she was bankrupt, she would take out ANOTHER STASH OF MONEY

Dorcas and Mary would partner up to collectively destroy Sirius, Lily and Marlene

With all that, no one really paid attention to Peter

He slowly built his empire in the pink section

He already had 4 houses on each possesion and they had to pay him a FORTUNE for each

He won in the end

Remus and Lily were extremely impressed

....................................

Inspired by the game I played yesterday with my friend and her siblings. Yes, it was monopoly. Yes, I absolutely DESTROYED THEM.

Also, I haven't seen this done with marauders, so ye. It needed to be done.

[atarresturayr]

John x Dave x America Hetalia new OTP