#movie ratings

[toobofyogurt]

"pg rating" my ass the only guidance you need to be watching this with is a paramedic with a gurney ready

[benoits-neckerchieves]

I love Hugh Grant the absolute weirdo

[citizenscreen]

The Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) film rating system was officially introduced on November 1, 1968 with G-M-R-X.

[movieinonesentence]

Iron Man

8/10

A movie that will never get old and will forever validate my crush on Robert Downey Jr.

[dallasgallant]

Was surprised last time I watched The Outsiders that it was PG-13. Mainly for drinking, smoking and “sexual reference”.

Then again they don’t swear all that much, there’s one “shit” and they make an effort to avoid gore by not showing much of Johnny or Dally…not Bob though. They show all of that. Screw Bob apparently lmao

[galaxysweets]

In my personal opinion;

Dune Book > Dune Part 1

Dune Book < Dune Part 2

[bringbackmaes14]

This is the best thing I've ever seen in my whole life

[dancesingay]

So you want to replicate the success of Barbie...

An analysis for marketing research teams:

What we like of the Barbie Movie:

-Fun color pallet

-Female Director

-Trans Inclusive

-Feminist Message

-Passes the Bechdel test

-Fun, makes you feel.

-Bonus: References and easter eggs.

-Excellent Soundtrack

-America Ferrera

What we didn't like of the Barbie movie/Don't care about:

-The fact that it's a movie based on a toy

-Please stop making toy themed movies and start making movies that serve cunt.

-If the Lego, minecraft, monopoly movies serve cunt, fine, but if not, get them out of here. Nobody want's that.

[juveniallhoran]

jesus CHRIST do i need to talk about black swan!! it was such a good movie & i loved it so much. my jaw was on the FLOOR by the end of it & it honestly changed my life so much in the duration of almost 2 hours. the acting, the plot twists and everything were just INCREDIBLE! 10/10

[rotblume]

Okay, so, I'm not even sure how earnest I am about this, but .. we all know how, usually, movies and tv-shows and such are rated for their potential sexual &/ violent content, right? That there exist these phrases like "approved for all audiences" or "viewer discretion advised" ..

and the one thing where I always thought they should post trigger warnings but never did were nature&/animal documentaries, because of my arachnophobia .. like I've got zero problems with snakes or crocodiles or sharks, but show me a spider and I'd get a jump scare so bad that I'd accidentally throw snacks across the room or choke on&/spit out my drink

please note: this is not an invite for y'all to post pictures of spiders in the comments and give me a minor heart attack

anyway, I just thought, maybe there should exist a similar rating system for content with anthropomorphic animals, like, inform viewers above 16/14/12 whatev, that there'll be anthro characters, especially if they've got attractive personalities, because it is seriously ridiculous how attracted I am to some fictional (animated) animals and shifters and I'd like some warning next time, please and thank you, it's already enough with humanoid aliens and androids

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[benoits-neckerchieves]

Finally watched Wonka today and can confirm that Hughmpa Loompa is as delightful as you expect him to be

[tobesin]

yall fw the ratings??

[thesilliestcryptid]

my top 5 movies of 2024 (in no particular order)

1. fight club

i have pretentious film bro taste and i hate it. but genuinely this might be my favorite movie ever, it’s amazing and it frustrates me how misconstrued it is by most of its fanbase.

2. jacob’s ladder

this movie is so so so so so good!!! i’ve been meaning to watch it for a while, and i finally got around to it and it did not disappoint at all. the story is great, the plot twist was kind of predictable but still very cool, and it left me with a deep sense of dread which is the mark of a good movie in my eyes

3. longlegs

lee harker save me… this movie is awesome. nick cage’s acting is actually phenomenal (like, some of the bets i’ve seen all year), and maika monroe was also great in it. the plot is exactly what i love in a horror movie, it’s like a new silence of the lambs but with more religious imagery

4. snatch

this one is just. such a fun time. i was going to put hot fuzz on here, but i realized i’d seen it before 2024 so i chose this instead. it has all of the fun pulp fiction does without the frustration and discomfort i get from that movie. i firmly believe everyone should see this movie at least once, it’s an amazing time

5. the silence of the lambs

do i even have to say anything. it’s so good. go watch it.

[valneedsvalium]

movies and shows im desperate to watch and have/haven't (some of these will be so incredibly random).

gladiator ii - have, 8/10, plot a bit messy in some places but pedro saved it

bad influence, 1990 - have not

twisters - have, 7/10, it's okay overall

queer - have, 9/10, psychedelic. walked out the cinema gobsmacked.

cowboy bebop - have not

euphoria - got halfway through, felt unrealistic and over the top so i got bored

saltburn - have, 9/10, oliver did whaaat?

bones and all - have not

wonka - have, 8/10

long legs - have, 8.5/10

blink twice - have, 9/10, culty and v unlike channing tatum to take that kind of role.

[honeyhobi]

Trying to watch new (to me) horror movies for the Halloween season, so I want to keep track of what I've seen and what I rate them.

Becky (6/10 for good acting and killing neo-nazis, wish I had read the warnings on does the dog die dot com though.)

Annabelle (3/10 for the white bread plain main characters and for that shitty ending.)

Annabelle: Creation (5/10 for the callback to the original film and interesting characters, but I'm not sure what makes Annabelle doll the villain considering the demon rarely even uses her to torment its victims.)

Halloween (1978) (4/10 so boring oh my god. Maybe it’s cuz I am harder on classics but damn. Aside from the dog I was on Michael's side for most of the movie? He really said "fuck neglectful babysitters" and I resonate with that.)

Halloween (2018) (8/10 much better than the original is that blasphemous jkjk i don't care. I actually cared about the characters!! Won't be watching the rest of the franchise though.)

[annepi-blog]

So I just found out that 'Red, White & Royal Blue' is rated R in the US? In Germany it is FSK12, which is I think equivalent to a PG-13.

I just wonder why? Is this emotional and tender sex scene between two people in general too much for the USA? Or is it because it takes place between two men?