#phillip blanc

[night-eyes1]

[lostrealities0]

everyone is talking about Blanc calling Marta after Glass Onion, but can we imagine him coming home and telling Philip everything.

like

"darling, i have just experienced the dumbest case ever. good lord, it was worse then playing clue. goddamn pineapple..."

[caution-tripping-hazard]

benoit blanc is the world’s best detective to you. to me he’s just Phillip’s weird husband

[redwhitebuddie]

i really want the next knives out movie to be benoit and phillip going out on vacation and stumbling upon a crime and the recurring joke from phillip is some version of “not this again”

domestic partner humor gets me

[keefechambers]

I don't make the rules.

[foeofcolor]

How do you Phillip felt when blanc home and told him. 

PHILLIP : Did you and the young lady get him? I hope she got some closure-

BENOIT BLANC : The Mona Lisa burnt down because the idiot was running his house on untested hydrogen fuel.

PHILLIP : T-The Mona Lisa...????

BENOIT BLANC, NODDING SAGELY : Never trust a billionaire.

[blatantlyhidden]

first meeting where blanc and phillip sneak away from a party

[ironmanwithaplan]

i’ve seen a lot of people say that for knives out 3, they’d want phillip to be included in whatever murder mystery it is. the idea of benoit and phillip being a crime solving duo is appealing, but in my mind phillip would be a hilarious damsel in distress sorta guy who is just constantly clinging onto benoit and yelling “WHAT IS GOING ON” every so often. but benoit never teases him and is always super proud and encouraging whenever phillip does anything coherent, and if anyone else there is like “wtf is he doing” benoit would be like “DON’T BE MEAN TO MUH HUSBAND HE’S DOIN HIS BEST”

[benoits-neckerchieves]

I love Hugh Grant the absolute weirdo

[dingustripas]

I would just like to say I appreciate media taking on the whole ‘old gay’ thing because, yes, representation of queer youth is important but we often forget that there are also queer people older than the age of 25. With the recent movies/shows (OFMD, Good Omens, The Last of Us, Knives out, Glass onion etc.) there’s been a lot of rep for older queer people and I think that’s just swell :)

Edited:

Someone commented that I forgot B99 and I wholeheartedly agree. Holt and Kevin are amazing rep.

[night-eyes1]

[offonaherosjourney]

Phillip: Hi, honey, welcome home! How was the case? Benoit: I've adopted another adult woman and I got to watch the Mona Lisa burn down. Phillip: Right, I'll add her to the groupchat and... I'm sorry, the Mona Lisa WHAT??

[shih-coulda-had-it]

blanc’s polka dotted mask is 100% one of those pandemic projects that phillip the partner (he had, presumably, a sourdough starter in his hands, so i’m guessing he is going through any and every activity to stave off whatever’s plaguing blanc) made early in lockdown, and that’s part of the reason why blanc was reluctant to put it away.

[figthefruitfaeth]

I need the origin story for benoit and his husband to change everytime. benoit tells a witness they met on a case, phillip explains to their neighbor about the lovely little vineyard they both vacationed at. their mutual friend claims one of them took a knife meant for the other and there’s an interview with martha stewart in people were she mentions introducing them at a disco rave. on wikipedia their meet cute is cited as a joint escape from a cartel run plane about to crash into the alps. the truth is every story is true, it was a long weekend

[breadwithoutcheesefan1009]

*benoit blanc voice* Yoar tellin’ me, this heah applicashon, tumblah dot com is obsessin’ ova the extracshon from vanilla beans? Strange, very strange. And ah, who began this heaya trend? No one?? Intrestin’ tha’s very intrestin’. Phillip, darlin’, what do you make of this phenomena? Not surprised, eh? I must’a get online moar I believe.

[foeofcolor]

Knives Out 3 : Helen and Marta kiss and go on a double date with Benoit Blanc and Phillip.