#phillip blanc

[benoits-neckerchieves]

I love Hugh Grant the absolute weirdo

[spookyfbi]

I see your ‘Benoit pretends/tries not to solve the case because he doesn’t want to ruin Phillip’s vacation’ and raise you a ‘Phillip knows how much Benoit loves solving cases so he tries to get Benoit to solve the case and when that fails he tries to have a go at solving the case himself because he’s listened to Benoit’s stories so many times maybe he’s learned a thing or two and then - get this - he does manage to solve it and Benoit is so proud’

[tripledotsrandomfandoms]

Random fic idea: Benoit and Phillip wear matching shirts for a day out. (It was Phillip's idea.)

[finleycannotdraw]

welcome to part two of “benoit blanc is fucking gay”, sketchdump edition!

I don’t understand how there aren’t more people obsessed with these two. like!!! THE FUNKY DETECTIVE (WHO IS A FAR BETTER CHARACTER THAN BBC SHERLOCK) IS CANONICALLY QUEER WITH A CANONICAL HUSBAND!!! their relationship is built out of fanfic material— we see phillip for like 20 seconds and have no idea what he does or how they met!!

basically if y’all don’t start writing more fanfic then I’m going to do it myself <3

also I’d appreciate if you guys zoomed in on these! I think they’re super cute :)

[airlocksandaviaries]

incase anyone wants to know how Benoit and Phillip Blanc are doing. They're still old and gay and married <3

[ryah-wolfe]

I really do love the thought of Phillip being some world renowned master thief who makes bread now or Phillip the regular man that still catches the eye the famous investigator Benoit Blanc

[riotinyellow]

Someone suggested in a post that there should be a knives out film about Benoit and Phillip's honeymoon where he has to solve a murder there while juggling his love life, and I haven't stopped thinking about that.

[thebuckandeddiething]

Hugh Grant you don't have anything else to do right now, right? I NEED Phillip back on my screen and I would kill for the meet cute flashback...

[moodboards-aesthetics]

Benoit Blanc & Phillip Blanc

[trulylovestoned]

I just rewatched glass onion for the 4th time and I think I need to be knocked unconscious so I can sleep it's 1am and I need to wake up in 5 hours help my brain can't stop thinking about Benoit and Phillip

[royal-tea-draws]

Give me my old man yaoi Ryan Johnson you coward

[lecoindecachou]

Alright, which one of you is gonna write the 'Benoit Blanc is a sex god' fic?

[spookyfbi]

Phillip watching a murder mystery absolutely on the edge of his seat trying to figure out who the killer is. Benoit is doing a sudoku half watching. He figured out who the murder was 5 minutes in but he would’t dream of saying it and spoiling the movie for Phillip.

[tripledotsrandomfandoms]

Phillip and Phoenix Buchanan. Two twins, two cities, two completely different lives.

One makes sourdough and is happily married.

The other one is serving time for a heinous crime.

One gets mistaken for the other and is constantly yet unfairly tormented by people about a crime he never committed. He **hates** his twin for essentially ruining his life.

Meanwhile, in prison, halfway across the sea, the other twin mopes in his prison cell, bitter at his brother for never paying him a visit. He feels like he doesn't matter to him anymore.

With so much bad blood between them, will these brothers ever become one family again?

The Buchanan Brothers: Broken Trust & Bad Blood. (Coming soon probably. Idk. I just wanted to get ideas out.)

[finleycannotdraw]

surprising absolutely nobody, I made a playlist

the chokehold these guys have on me is. stronger than the witcher season 3 coming out. how is everybody else doing cause I am going feral :)

ah well I’ll always have gay little detectives in their gay little neckties to solve my problems!

edit: click for better quality bc tumblr sucks <3

[xwilltruman]

ok but what happens if we actually do get more phillip in knives out 3 aka glass onion 2 but its nothing like what the fandom has already fabricated about him and i like the headcanons better what then