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first meeting where blanc and phillip sneak away from a party
#they're everything to me rn#glass onion#benoit blanc#knives out#benoit blanc fanart#glass onion fanart#phillip blanc#daniel craig#hugh grant#artists on tumblr#my art#benoit x phillip#knives out fanart#knives out glass onion
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I love Hugh Grant the absolute weirdo
#like as if young hugh grant wasn’t lovely enough#he’s become something so wonderful#hugh grant#glass onion#wonka#paddington 2#unfrosted#tony the tiger#oompa loompa#phillip blanc#phoenix buchanan#unfrosted: the pop-tart story#paddington#wonka movie#benoit blanc x phillip#benoit blanc#knives out#feel good movies#letterboxd#movie ratings
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I would just like to say I appreciate media taking on the whole ‘old gay’ thing because, yes, representation of queer youth is important but we often forget that there are also queer people older than the age of 25. With the recent movies/shows (OFMD, Good Omens, The Last of Us, Knives out, Glass onion etc.) there’s been a lot of rep for older queer people and I think that’s just swell :)
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Someone commented that I forgot B99 and I wholeheartedly agree. Holt and Kevin are amazing rep.
#benoit blanc#phillip blanc#glass onion#knives out#the last of us#tlou spoilers#tlou show#hbo max#our flag means death#ofmd s2#ofmd hbo#edward teach#stede bonnet#blackbonnet#old gays#movies#tv shows#queer representation#queer romance#gay#*dying*#big fucking mood#so gay lmao#good omens#crowley#aziracrow#aziraphel#b99#brooklyn 99#captain holt
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Random fic idea: Benoit and Phillip wear matching shirts for a day out. (It was Phillip's idea.)
#benoit blanc#phillip blanc#glass onion knives out#glass onion#random ideas#someone write a fic about this plz it would be so funny#benoit x phillip#hugh grant#daniel craig
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*benoit blanc voice* Yoar tellin’ me, this heah applicashon, tumblah dot com is obsessin’ ova the extracshon from vanilla beans? Strange, very strange. And ah, who began this heaya trend? No one?? Intrestin’ tha’s very intrestin’. Phillip, darlin’, what do you make of this phenomena? Not surprised, eh? I must’a get online moar I believe.
#benoit blanc#knives out#vanilla extract#phillip blanc#benoit x phillip#hugh grant#daniel craig#i love polls#tumblr memes#netflix glass onion#the glass onion
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Blanc: Phillip and I are having a baby.
Helen: That's grea-
Blanc, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.
#OK BUT THIS IS SO ACCURATE OH MY GOD#glass onion incorrect quotes#glass onion#incorrect quotes#incorrect quote#knives out#knives out incorrect quotes#glass onion: a knives out mystery#benoit blanc#blanc#benoit#silly little gay detective#phillip's weird husband#daniel craig#phillip#phillip blanc#helen#helen brand#they adopted her ok#as well as marta ofc
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welcome to part two of “benoit blanc is fucking gay”, sketchdump edition!
I don’t understand how there aren’t more people obsessed with these two. like!!! THE FUNKY DETECTIVE (WHO IS A FAR BETTER CHARACTER THAN BBC SHERLOCK) IS CANONICALLY QUEER WITH A CANONICAL HUSBAND!!! their relationship is built out of fanfic material— we see phillip for like 20 seconds and have no idea what he does or how they met!!
basically if y’all don’t start writing more fanfic then I’m going to do it myself <3
also I’d appreciate if you guys zoomed in on these! I think they’re super cute :)
#benoit x phillip#benoit blanc#phillip blanc#I’m just going with the shared last name bc it’s the only character tag here#glass onion#knives out#finley cannot draw#of course I get a new hyperfixation the day before witcher season 3 comes out💀
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"You don't understand that tea is superior to coffee"
"How about we just throw this into the harbor?"
#knives out#knives out 2#benoit blanc#phillip blanc#benoit x phillip#daniel craig#hugh grant#fanart#highly inspired by a sketch i saw about anything else#glass onion
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incase anyone wants to know how Benoit and Phillip Blanc are doing. They're still old and gay and married <3
#doodled this while rewatching#glass onion#it was so much fun#airlocks art#benoit blanc#phillip blanc#knives out#glass onion: a knives out mystery#daniel craig#hugh grant#benoit x phillip
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I really do love the thought of Phillip being some world renowned master thief who makes bread now or Phillip the regular man that still catches the eye the famous investigator Benoit Blanc
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Someone suggested in a post that there should be a knives out film about Benoit and Phillip's honeymoon where he has to solve a murder there while juggling his love life, and I haven't stopped thinking about that.
#news of the new movie awakened the thought again#benoit blanc#phillip blanc#knives out#glass onion#wake up dead man
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I like to think that Phillip is just not interested in Blanc’s job? Like… obviously he thinks that it’s a cool job and it must be interesting but he’s just not very interested in whatever it is that he does, he loves hearing Benoit talk about his cases because he loves seeing him get all exited but that’s where it stops, it’s not the stories that amaze him, it’s Benoit and his immense passion for his profession, the pure pleasure that it gives him to solve a case, the way he dedicates himself to helping other people, that’s what Phillip cares about
#Benoit: OF COURSE HE MURDERED HER AND THEN MARRIED HER SISTER#Phillip: that’s great honey#and that’s on loving your partner without having to be agree on everything#Benoit Blanc#phillip blanc#knives out#glass onion#phillip x benoit#i fully believe phillip is normal as hell like he has a boring job and met blanc in a boring way
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Hugh Grant you don't have anything else to do right now, right? I NEED Phillip back on my screen and I would kill for the meet cute flashback...
#can't wait for this#come back here and be the cute husbands#knives out#knives out 3#hugh grant#daniel craig#phillip blanc#benoit blanc
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Benoit Blanc & Phillip Blanc
#detective benoit blanc#benoit blanc#phillip blanc#phillip benoit blanc#knives out 2#knives out glass onion#knives out#hugh grant#daniel craig#aesthetic#moodboard#glass onion
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How Phillip and Blanc really met
Blanc: The bond's Name. James Name. Phillip: Pleased to...what? Blanc: Bond Name's the james Phillip: Are you alright? Blanc: Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance
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#blanc regularly takes the piss out of james bond this is canon now#idk what im doing#glass onion incorrect quotes#glass onion#incorrect quotes#incorrect quote#knives out#knives out incorrect quotes#glass onion: a knives out mystery#benoit blanc#blanc#benoit#silly little gay detective#phillip's weird husband#daniel craig#phillip#hugh grant#phillip blanc#benoit x phillip#benoit blanc x phillip
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