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Benoit Blanc & Phillip Blanc


#detective benoit blanc#benoit blanc#phillip blanc#phillip benoit blanc#knives out 2#knives out glass onion#knives out#hugh grant#daniel craig#aesthetic#moodboard#glass onion
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"You old charmer you!" (Benoit Blanc & Phillip from Glass Onion) - 2024
- Phillip!! You old charmer you! I don't have time for this, I'm on a case!
- Cooome on! I'm sure the great Benoit Blanc has two minutes to dance with his adorable and loving husband. Doesn't it remind you of our honeymoon in Kyoto ? This little ryokan under the cherry trees, the charm of Gion...
#hugh grant#daniel craig#benoit blanc#benoit blanc/phillip#glass onion#I started 2023 with them so I'm starting 2024 with them too#myart#very cheap and inaccurate tourists kimonos
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My Feemor proposal
A popular headcanon for Feemor is that he's a Jedi Shadow. Shadows are spies and basically detectives. Feemor's lineage has a reputation for being eccentric, infamous, and finding trouble everywhere they go. So, walk with me here, Feemor's an eccentric, famous, blonde detective.

This is Feemor.
#i can't stop giggling over this#sure feemor gets hints from the force but that's not admissible in court so he has to do it the regular way and he's damn good at it#feemor figuring out palpatine is the sith master and his Grand Evil Plan like “it's so dumb it's brilliant!” “NO! it's just dumb.”#many space tweets have been made going#“was anyone going to tell me that galaxy famous detective Feemor is not only a Jedi but brother to a High General AND grandson of DOOKU??”#sound off on who you think should be the phillip to his blanc i personally think it should be a famous space actor ala hugh grant#yeah i think benoit blanc is married to real life actor hugh grant phillip's just his middle name#feemor#star wars
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That’s it that’s the post
#i believe the word you’re looking for is#immaculate#also#the sluttiest thing a man can do#is roll up his sleeves#he doesn’t need to though#i mean look at him#nor does he need to have his shirt undone#but here we are#hugh grant#beautiful men#british actors#love actually#bridget jones diary#notting hill#maurice#maurice 1987#glass onion#benoit blanc x phillip#benoit blanc/phillip
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all I want for knives out 3 is for phillip to be in it in the role of romantic partner who against his will gets dragged into the investigation because it happened on a vacation he's on with benoit or sth and he now has to function as the utterly unwilling watson/hastings to benoit's holmes/poirot
and everytime they introduce themselves they have to correct people who assume "partner" means business partner to let them know he is his romantic partner and actually he would prefer to not be involved in the investigation
#listen why would they have him call his romantic partner by his last name if not to invoke the image of the partner in crime-solving#''I am Benoit Blanc and this is my partner Phillip'' - ''Ah the detective and his trusted assistant‚ his partner in crime-solving-''#''Actually he is my romantic partner and very much wishes I didn't drag him to a crime scene on our vacation''#this is how the detective/assistant ships can still win!!!#knives out
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I see your ‘Benoit pretends/tries not to solve the case because he doesn’t want to ruin Phillip’s vacation’ and raise you a ‘Phillip knows how much Benoit loves solving cases so he tries to get Benoit to solve the case and when that fails he tries to have a go at solving the case himself because he’s listened to Benoit’s stories so many times maybe he’s learned a thing or two and then - get this - he does manage to solve it and Benoit is so proud’
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I realized I never posted this here! here's my full piece from the @pressmanque Glass Knives zine, which is available for free download!!! Check it out if you wanna see a bunch of cool art and fics. Thanks so much to @tvheit and the rest of the mod team for having me!!
#zine piece#glass onion#knives out#my art#doodledrawsart#digital art#benoit x phillip#benoit blanc#glass knives zine
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Why am I being called out like this??!
#glass onion#benoit blanc#phillip#knives out#ao3 fanfic#good omens#ineffable husbands#our flag means death#arcane#fanfic#azicrow#viktor arcane#vi arcane#ao3 writer#writers and poets#fanfiction
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Random fic idea: Benoit and Phillip wear matching shirts for a day out. (It was Phillip's idea.)


#benoit blanc#phillip blanc#glass onion knives out#glass onion#random ideas#someone write a fic about this plz it would be so funny#benoit x phillip#hugh grant#daniel craig
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Daniel Craig and Hugh Grant
#crackship#crackship gif#daniel craig#daniel craig crackship#hugh grant#hugh grant crackship#daniel craig x hugh grant#benoit blanc#knives out#phillip#glass onion
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welcome to part two of “benoit blanc is fucking gay”, sketchdump edition!
I don’t understand how there aren’t more people obsessed with these two. like!!! THE FUNKY DETECTIVE (WHO IS A FAR BETTER CHARACTER THAN BBC SHERLOCK) IS CANONICALLY QUEER WITH A CANONICAL HUSBAND!!! their relationship is built out of fanfic material— we see phillip for like 20 seconds and have no idea what he does or how they met!!
basically if y’all don’t start writing more fanfic then I’m going to do it myself <3
also I’d appreciate if you guys zoomed in on these! I think they’re super cute :)
#benoit x phillip#benoit blanc#phillip blanc#I’m just going with the shared last name bc it’s the only character tag here#glass onion#knives out#finley cannot draw#of course I get a new hyperfixation the day before witcher season 3 comes out💀
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Benoit Blanc & Phillip Blanc


#phillip benoit blanc#detective benoit blanc#benoit blanc#phillip blanc#phillip#knives out glass onion#glass onion#knives out 2#knives out#hugh grant#daniel craig#aesthetic#moodboard
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I just want one of the next Knives Out movies to take place in like a prestigious boarding school or something, filled to the brim of entitled rich kids whose parents are bribing the teachers, bullying, and loads of corruption going on with the staff and such. And when like the headmaster or someone eventually gets murdered, the blame is put on the scholarship student whose family pools all of their savings together to hire Benoit because that would be very special to me please and thank mr. rian johnson
#glass onion#benoit blanc#knives out#rian johnson#or at least someone write a fic about this#daniel craig#hugh grant#and just for fun the culprit ends up being the theatre kids#maybe phillip is an alumni who blanc calls in as a consultant
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incase anyone wants to know how Benoit and Phillip Blanc are doing. They're still old and gay and married <3
#doodled this while rewatching#glass onion#it was so much fun#airlocks art#benoit blanc#phillip blanc#knives out#glass onion: a knives out mystery#daniel craig#hugh grant#benoit x phillip
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Oh my god !!!!!
Well that explains this then

#i love to see him trending#yes give my boy some love#please be quick i need this film#also please get hugh grant to do another 3 seconds#no seriously what does later this year mean be more specific#daniel craig#benoit blanc#knives out#glass onion#knives out 3#benoit blanc/phillip#james bond
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smoke gets in your eyes: chapter 3

oh, friends, it has been a while.
Life has been at an 11, lately, in so many ways, not least because practicing international law in a time when the world is as it is feels a lot like that gif from Community where Donald Glover walks into a room with a bunch of pizzas, only to find that the room is actively on fire. I have missed you all, and I've missed writing, and I'm hoping dearly to have more time for both in the coming days, if I can manage it.
In the meantime, here's a little something for you, with lots of love: chapter 3 of "smoke gets in your eyes" is now up on ao3.
Please imagine that when you sit down to read it, I am giving you a giant hug. I hope you enjoy 💜
#smoke gets in your eyes#my fic#benoit blanc x phillip#glass onion#knives out#fandom trumps hate#fth 2023#yes you read that year correctly 😭#but no time like the present am I right..???
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