#phillip benoit blanc

[moodboards-aesthetics]

Benoit Blanc & Phillip Blanc

[petite-madame]

"You old charmer you!" (Benoit Blanc & Phillip from Glass Onion) - 2024

- Phillip!! You old charmer you! I don't have time for this, I'm on a case!

- Cooome on! I'm sure the great Benoit Blanc has two minutes to dance with his adorable and loving husband. Doesn't it remind you of our honeymoon in Kyoto ? This little ryokan under the cherry trees, the charm of Gion...

[jedi-starbird]

My Feemor proposal

A popular headcanon for Feemor is that he's a Jedi Shadow. Shadows are spies and basically detectives. Feemor's lineage has a reputation for being eccentric, infamous, and finding trouble everywhere they go. So, walk with me here, Feemor's an eccentric, famous, blonde detective.

This is Feemor.

[benoits-neckerchieves]

That’s it that’s the post

[rovermcfly]

all I want for knives out 3 is for phillip to be in it in the role of romantic partner who against his will gets dragged into the investigation because it happened on a vacation he's on with benoit or sth and he now has to function as the utterly unwilling watson/hastings to benoit's holmes/poirot

and everytime they introduce themselves they have to correct people who assume "partner" means business partner to let them know he is his romantic partner and actually he would prefer to not be involved in the investigation

[doodledraw]

I realized I never posted this here! here's my full piece from the @pressmanque Glass Knives zine, which is available for free download!!! Check it out if you wanna see a bunch of cool art and fics. Thanks so much to @tvheit and the rest of the mod team for having me!!

[spookyfbi]

Phillip watching a murder mystery absolutely on the edge of his seat trying to figure out who the killer is. Benoit is doing a sudoku half watching. He figured out who the murder was 5 minutes in but he would’t dream of saying it and spoiling the movie for Phillip.

[maeze03]

Why am I being called out like this??!

[tripledotsrandomfandoms]

Random fic idea: Benoit and Phillip wear matching shirts for a day out. (It was Phillip's idea.)

[theonlypristine]

(source: joni thrombrey’s wiki page)

if they’d kept this scene in knives out

no one would’ve said that benoit “i ordered snail jelly moisturizer and it gave my sensitive skin a rash so now i’m suspicious of this company” blanc

was straight-coded/“not obviously gay enough”

i think rian johnson should reveal the bblanc skincare routine immediately

[crackships-and-manips]

Daniel Craig and Hugh Grant

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Benoit Blanc & Phillip Blanc

[glass-onion-incorrect-quotes]

Helen: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Marta: You people already know too much about me.

Blanc: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

[finleycannotdraw]

welcome to part two of “benoit blanc is fucking gay”, sketchdump edition!

I don’t understand how there aren’t more people obsessed with these two. like!!! THE FUNKY DETECTIVE (WHO IS A FAR BETTER CHARACTER THAN BBC SHERLOCK) IS CANONICALLY QUEER WITH A CANONICAL HUSBAND!!! their relationship is built out of fanfic material— we see phillip for like 20 seconds and have no idea what he does or how they met!!

basically if y’all don’t start writing more fanfic then I’m going to do it myself <3

also I’d appreciate if you guys zoomed in on these! I think they’re super cute :)

[benoits-neckerchieves]

Oh my god !!!!!

Well that explains this then

[asexualandalwaysshipping]

I just want one of the next Knives Out movies to take place in like a prestigious boarding school or something, filled to the brim of entitled rich kids whose parents are bribing the teachers, bullying, and loads of corruption going on with the staff and such. And when like the headmaster or someone eventually gets murdered, the blame is put on the scholarship student whose family pools all of their savings together to hire Benoit because that would be very special to me please and thank mr. rian johnson