#daniel craig x hugh grant

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Daniel Craig and Hugh Grant

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Random fic idea: Benoit and Phillip wear matching shirts for a day out. (It was Phillip's idea.)

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Ok you’ve announced the title, now announce that you’re bringing Phillip back please !! Hugh Grant should be in every Knives Out film now

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incase anyone wants to know how Benoit and Phillip Blanc are doing. They're still old and gay and married <3

[asexualandalwaysshipping]

What they won’t tell you about Benoit Blanc is that he was actually a theatre major. It was Phillip who was the one with the master’s degree in criminology.

While Benoit was reciting lines as Hamelt in an accent Philllip was so sure was fake, he was writing his thesis on the correlation between sociopathy and serial killers. It was pure chance they ended up stuck together as roommates. Even less so after they graduated and still continued to live together.

Phillip didn’t end up becoming a forensic scientist as planned— turns out you need a strong stomach when handling murder sites, so he settled for a public defender instead. Best in the field if he would say so himself. And while he never really shook off the eccentric yet oddly popular Benoit Blanc from his side, before he knew it, he was his closest friend.

Perhaps it was the long hours spent together in the common room as they silently focused on what was possibly their hundredth game of chess, the bonding over their love of Agatha Christie and whodunit movies, the bickering over who used up all the hot water; but at some point, they grew fond of each other’s company.

Neither was sure at what point they “defined the relationship.” Phillip is under the impression that it was when Blanc took him out to eat for the first time on Valentine’s day, while Blanc believes it was earlier, when Phillip got into a motorcycle accident and the hospital called him as his emergency contact. The point is, both are unable to recall a time when they weren’t together.

Perhaps Blanc owed his pursuit as a private investigator to Phillip. After all, it was his constant nitpicking at every mystery novel he read that allowed him to discover that crime-solving scratched that particular itch for adventure. And it was Blanc who helped Phillip realize he preferred helping out the underdog rather than focus on the who committed what. In the end, they wouldn’t have found where they are today if it weren’t for each other.

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Source: Screen Rant

Phillip makes bread (get it?) for trophy husband Benoit

[britsgovernmentmh]

An Update to the whole "I'm married to James Bond" because...

Hugh really said it out loud and Chris Pine over here getting excited

Like.... Hugh is a menace

[cosmoseinfeld]

phillip, confirmed husband by the man himself

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first meeting where blanc and phillip sneak away from a party

[dingustripas]

Let Daniel Craig kiss Hugh Grant in the next Knives out Movie, pretty please. Let Phillip call Blanc “My darling” or “My dear” and let Blanc call Phillip “My sweetheart” or “my good husband”.

(TLDR: Let Phillip and Blanc be gay together, thanks)

[crackships-and-manips]

Daniel Craig and Hugh Grant

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Because @sherlock-is-ace suggested it in this post

You're welcome, everyone.

[breadwithoutcheesefan1009]

*benoit blanc voice* Yoar tellin’ me, this heah applicashon, tumblah dot com is obsessin’ ova the extracshon from vanilla beans? Strange, very strange. And ah, who began this heaya trend? No one?? Intrestin’ tha’s very intrestin’. Phillip, darlin’, what do you make of this phenomena? Not surprised, eh? I must’a get online moar I believe.

[moonyinatrenchcoat]

I am knee-deep in the Benoit Blanc/Philip tag on Ao3 and am delighted by the many plausible and wonderfully fitting jobs my fellow sleuth/house husband gentleman butler fans have come up with. So I came to the conclusion: I want Philip to have a different job in every upcoming Benoit Blanc movie. And I want there to be no questions asked.

Blanc introducing his husband as the most capable lawyer he knows. Next time he casually mentions Philip to have opened a bookshop. Afterwards we find out that he also owns a bakery. A female lead of a future movie recognizes Philip and refers to him as the famous jewel thieve only for Benoit to retort that his hubby is into tailoring now. Another movie starts with Philip finding a body on his realtor job.

Let Philip live his best Barbie™ life

[artistic-lightcycle]

"You don't understand that tea is superior to coffee"

"How about we just throw this into the harbor?"

[suzieloveships]

"Chris Pine might be thinking Hugh Grant and Daniel Craig are married for real" is probably the best way to start 2023