#benoit/phillip

[youre-brilliant]

Continuing with the trend of speculating on Philip’s job, I think he’s an art historian who Benoit met on one of his early cases and because of this Benoit knows the entire time that Miles Bron’s “Mona Lisa” is a fake so he doesn’t feel at all bad about leaving Helen to burn it.

[wrathofthestag]

Your Benoit/Phillip fic was so adorable 😭 TOOTH-rottingly sweet, thank you so much for writing it!

Thank you so much! I've been having a hard time writing any fic at the moment, so I'm blown away by the love that little fic is getting. Thank you so much for reaching out. Me right now: 😭😭😭

[kimboo-york]

I fully expect and even demand that next year's Yuletide have a LOT of Benoit/Phillip "backstory" Benoit Blanc Mysteries fic, c'mon, fandom, don't let me down. We've got a whole year to plan!

[kruspe-kate]

Fever of Death AU

[jay-wasstuff]

Source: Screen Rant

Phillip makes bread (get it?) for trophy husband Benoit

[night-eyes1]

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

Can’t decide what’s funnier- Benoit Blanc meeting his husband during a high stakes murder mystery or Benoit Blanc meeting his husband at like, the grocery store

[lostrealities0]

everyone is talking about Blanc calling Marta after Glass Onion, but can we imagine him coming home and telling Philip everything.

like

"darling, i have just experienced the dumbest case ever. good lord, it was worse then playing clue. goddamn pineapple..."

[irlzsasz]

Thank you Rian but also wdym Blanc can’t afford his apartment? He’s a famous detective????

[goldenhawk-k]

Guys please. Benoit Blanc wasn’t “hinted at” being gay in Glass Onion. He IS gay. CANONICALLY. Even if Rian Johnson didn’t confirm that Hugh Grant is in a romantic relationship with Blanc, if it was a woman answering the door, everyone would just assume that was his girlfriend or wife or smth.

This isn’t something that’s ever gonna be explored bc the movies aren’t about his identity. They’re barely about Blanc. He’s just the world’s greatest detective, and he just so happens to be gay.

[petite-madame]

"You old charmer you!" (Benoit Blanc & Phillip from Glass Onion) - 2024

- Phillip!! You old charmer you! I don't have time for this, I'm on a case!

- Cooome on! I'm sure the great Benoit Blanc has two minutes to dance with his adorable and loving husband. Doesn't it remind you of our honeymoon in Kyoto ? This little ryokan under the cherry trees, the charm of Gion...

[britsgovernmentmh]

An Update to the whole "I'm married to James Bond" because...

Hugh really said it out loud and Chris Pine over here getting excited

Like.... Hugh is a menace

[cosmoseinfeld]

phillip, confirmed husband by the man himself

[friskynotebook]

Just Benoit and Phillip living their happy lil queer life ✨

You can get a high quality print of this piece on my Inprnt ✨

[jedi-starbird]

My Feemor proposal

A popular headcanon for Feemor is that he's a Jedi Shadow. Shadows are spies and basically detectives. Feemor's lineage has a reputation for being eccentric, infamous, and finding trouble everywhere they go. So, walk with me here, Feemor's an eccentric, famous, blonde detective.

This is Feemor.

[caution-tripping-hazard]

benoit blanc is the world’s best detective to you. to me he’s just Phillip’s weird husband