#GO READ THE FIC

[probablyreadinsmut]

This idea was inspired by the lovely @joelmillerisapunk thank you so much for tagging my two Joel fics on your post 💜

I only just started my tumblr at the end of November, with the intention of just being a silent reposter but I started getting ideas and I wanted to put them down into words, now I feel like I've found my community here and I get to interact with some truly talented and amazing people. Thank you to every single one of you and my followers 💜

This is a mix of prompts, mini fics, drabbles, one shots and ongoing series'.

Most of them are smut (Quelle surprise the clue is in the username) but all of them are absolutely incredible reads and some of my favourite fics this month.

Joel Miller

Never made it as a wise man - @almostempty

Joel Miller X Reader

Summary: Joel solves your car troubles for free, and you try to return the favor with a homecooked meal. When you accidentally interrupt his jerkoff session, you take a chance and help him out.

So much to lose - @auteurdelabre  

Joel Miller X Reader

Summary: Newly settled into Jackson city and forced to go on patrols with the miserable Joel Miller sets off a chain of events and encounters that have you questioning everything, including your own heart.note: Featuring Dark!Joel 

Dirty old man - @mssalo

Joel Miller X F!reader 

Summary: You were assigned as Joel Miller’s caretaker, but he’s a perverted old man who just can’t keep his hands off you. And the truth is, you don’t mind one bit—in fact, you want more.

PTOLEMAEA - @lovely-vamp-princess

Cryptid!Joel Miller/F!Reader

Summary: Trails of blood have been appearing around Jackson that lead to gruesome crime scenes. The bodies only seem to appear in the middle of the night after Joel mysteriously disappears for hours at a time.  You aren’t the only one with growing suspicions about the surly older man.

Bad Santa - @baronessvonglitter

sleazy mall Santa!Joel Miller x fem!Reader

Summary: Frantically seeking relief during the Christmas rush, the Santa at your local mall is the last person you'd expect to help.. and the only one who can.

The last piece of us - @absurdthirst

Joel Miller X F!reader

Summary: When the world ends that night, Joel has to make a choice between you and his daughter. You encouraged him to save Sarah and twenty years later, he finds out that you survived that night when he sees you in Jackson.  

Smooth Operator - @penascigarette

Joel Miller x f!phone sex worker

summary: you accidentally send a picture of yourself to joel which results in a video call

It feels like hope - @itwasntimethatdidit40

Summary:Hot Priest!Joel Miller x f!reader, no outbreak

How quickly can you take your clothes off, pop quiz - @joelmillerisapunk

Joel Miller x reader 

Summary: The enemies to lovers/one bed/forced close proximity/light grumpy x sunshine/patrol partner fic no one asked for.

Somewhere only we know - @josephquinnswhore

Joel Miller X Female Reader

summary: joel has been the only constant in your life since you’ve been at Jackson. But you don’t know if you deserve him despite his persistent efforts. 

Javier Peña

Neighbors - @gothcsz

Javier peña x f!reader

Summary: what it's like living next door to javier peña. Explicit. Minors DNI. 

Unscripted desire - @gothcsz

Javier peña x f!reader

summary: you’re a camerawoman that shoots pornos. javier peña is the pornstar you can’t stand. why is it that you’re always so affected by him? Explicit. Minors DNI.

Office hours - @itwasntimethatdidit40  

modern!Javier Peña x f!reader 

Summary: You should concentrate on work. But you can't do that with the charming bastard you share the office with in front of you. Why not find a more fun way to spend your office hours?

Like a fever - @pedgito

Javier Pena x reader

summary: this is my own entry for the summer lovin' challenge, somehow torturing myself further by writing a fic amongst all my other wips and helping organize this challenge. there's sweaty javi p and office sex, that's all you need to know.

Nobody wants to be alone on Christmas- @morallyinept  

Javier Peña X F!reader

Summary: You discover your boss Javi will be spending the night alone, working on the cartel case on Christmas Eve, so you extend a kind offer for him to join you for some Christmas dinner. 

Christmas in the city - @punkshort

Javier Peña x f!reader 

Summary: As if your holiday season couldn't get any worse, you get lost on your way to the first day of your new job. Lucky for you, a handsome and flirty stranger finds you on the verge of tears and walks you to your office building, turning your day around instantly.

Everybody Knows That I'm a Good Girl, Officer - @javierpena-inatacvest

Husband!Javier Peña x Wife!reader

Summary: After Javi brings home a pair of handcuffs from work, your plans for the night start to look very different. 

Lunch break - @joelmillerisapunk  

Javier Peña x coworker f!reader  

Summary: Javi edges you at work   

Din Djarin

Vices - @baronessvonglitter  

Din Djarin x OFC x bi! f!Reader x OMC 

Summary: You're not one to be shy of your vices, but a night with a mysterious woman has you and your work partner Din chasing new highs.

I'll Be Yours If You'll Be Mine - @dindjarindiaries

Din Djarin X Reader 

Shadows - @burntheedges

Din Djarin x F!reader

summary: you were pretty sure the ship was haunted.

Ezra:

The Pit - @morallyinept

Ezra X F!Reader

Summary: Ezra and you stumble into an ominous pit on a prospecting mission for coveted azure diamonds on the Narillan moon, and find more than you bargain for.

Frankie

All the things we never said - @javierpena-inatacvest

Frankie Morales x f!reader

Summary: You and Frankie Morales have been best friends since the 6th grade. You swore to each other that there would never come a day where life would be better without the other one in it. But as you grow up, you've learned the hard way that sometimes, just friendship isn't enough.

Marcus Pike:

The gift - @morallyinept

Husband!MarcusPike x Wife!Reader

Summary: Marcus buys you a naughty Christmas gift that you wear to his parents' Christmas lunch, and you both find it hard to stay composed at the dinner table.

Dieter Bravo

Sleezy Santa - @morallyinept  

Sleazy!Dieter Bravo x Menace F!Reader 

Summary: Have you been naughty or nice? Sleazy Santa Dieter will find out... Come sit on his knee, baby, and tell Santa what you really want for Christmas. If you've been good, he might just give it to you. T'is the season to be sleazy...

Bright lights - @moonlitbirdie (only on AO3, you'll need an account)

Dieter Bravo x NDAfab!Reader

Marcus Acacius

III - @gothcsz

Marcus Acacius x Fem!Reader x Lucius Verus Aurelius

Summary: Lucius Aurelius, the stepson of wealthy and renowned architect Marcus Acacius, falls in love with you, Marcus's personal assistant. However, you're already in the midst of a tangled affair with his stepfather. 

Mutli fandom: 

I gave you my heart - @mysterious-moonstruck-musings

Dieter Bravo x f!Reader x Lucien de Leon

Summary: You and Dieter attend his parents annual Christmas party where you unexpectedly run into your ex, Lucien de Leon. As events (and drama) unfold, you're soon wondering if you are making the right choice about your future. 

Paris, Texas - @almostempty  

joel miller x javier peña x f!reader

Summary: 2 Texans, 1 Lady 🎀 The joel x javi x reader threesome

[halo-exe]

EVERYONE WHO GIVES A FUCK GO READ THEIR FANFIC!! IT'S THE BEST SHIT I'VE EVER READ!!

“How does it feel to be God’s favorite?”

”Absolutely fucking horrible.”

~ hey guys im so normal about atyau, aka my own au <3 I’m sure Grian and Mumbo love being my favorite characters, especially since all my favorite characters go through The Horrors™ <3

ignore my shitty art skills I’ve been drawing for aboutttttt two weeks now maybe?

[kymsys]

so backstage huh 👀

Suguru himself had programmed this throbbing beat. He’d personally added the warm, wet slap delay to the handclaps. He’d played this gutter filthy bass line with his own fingers. Even the breathless gasps that punctuated the chorus were a stroke of genius on his part. If Sugar was provocative, it was precisely because Suguru had made it that way. The song was smooth, slick, sexy. Glossy like a cherry — like he’d drizzled sweet honey over the beat — but as that familiar rhythm trickled down the length of his spine then, the producer found himself wishing he wasn’t quite so good at his job. It didn’t matter how many times he’d heard the song in the studio — nothing could have prepared him for seeing Satoru perform live.

Or, Satoru shows Suguru what "beautiful" really looks like. Hope you enjoy this collab with @fushiglow on this sexy scene set after chapter 11 of Over the Threshold!

Read 'Dolce' on AO3

[marig01ds]

a little sketch of desert duo!! but sad and angst

inspired by the lovely @lovesick-x-prince ‘s “Nothing Else I Want” and “Nobody Feels Like You” on AO3– check it out pls it ripped my heart out and stomped all over it

“When he looked back at Scar, his partner was already leaning towards him, like a sunflower trying to get closer to the sun.”

[kitthekiwi]

Commissioned by the wonderful Galeaspida, based on her fic (which you should all go read).

Unleashed (A Leopard Cannot Change Its Spots) by Galeaspida

[sweetalison007-blog]

Thank you @rowena-rain for this work of art and accepting my prompt.

Complete! (~16k Angsty Tomarry Smut)

What happens when your greatest fear is the fear of surrendering to your most forbidden desire? ___

Harry sneaks into Lupin’s office late at night, determined to banish his recurring nightmares of a certain devastatingly handsome future Dark Lord once and for all.

But things quickly spiral into depravity, and before he knows it, Harry is getting thoroughly railed by a boggart in the form of Diary Tom Riddle... Or is it?

Read it from the Beginning!

[stiffyck]

gO READ THIS RIGHT NOW

@desertduality YOURE PAYING FOR MY THERAPY BTW THAT FIC DESTROYED ME /POS

[dreamer0903]

GUYS I found this jegulus one shot that sounds so much like that one post "Turns out I don't have a problem with my roommate kissing guys if he is kissing me" (or something like that)

HERE:

a home where heart and soul may rest

w1tch3

Summary:

“I’ve never had a problem sharing my friends!” James argues.

Remus’s lips twitch, but he maintains his neutral expression. “Is that what Regulus is to you? A friend?”

“Of course, he’s my friend! I adore him, you know that.”

“We do,” Remus agrees patiently. He has his teacher’s voice on, and James fears he’s being led into some Socratic thought experiment. “It’s just… Don’t you think you might adore him a little too much?”

Or

James and Regulus are the perfect roommates, but everything changes when Regulus brings a guy home. Truths are unveiled and feelings are confronted.

it's a one-shot, but it's 10,150, so it's a good nighttime story, lol

I'm gonna read it tomorrow, so let me know if you read it and share your opinion!

[the-bluepoet]

I have been so obsessed with @gladumfdoodles’s merau! I love mer!Scar so much, which *coughs* more to come I have so many drawings of this au

[kaykaytwilie]

Been working a while on these! Really happy at how they turned out!

Thank you to @lordoftherazzles for an amazing and inspiring Bagginshield Beauty&theBeast!AU !!!

Fic:

[inklessletter]

Hi! I would love for you to create a piece around this work, particularly the ending scene. This fic is the first I read by flowercrowngods, and it opened up a whole thing for me. Anyway his words feel like starlight to me, so would it be ok to request the scene but have Steve and Eddie be twinkling like starlight? Almost like Disney characters? I appreciate you so much for doing this event. Thank you for your beautiful art and for sharing it with us. 🩷🩷

https://www.tumblr.com/flowercrowngods/713705826873933824/its-steddie-yearning-hours-its-a-little-fucked

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@flowercrowngods you are very much loved and appreciated here, you talented precious thing. This is probably one of the most wholesome requests I got, I loved doing it! @auroraplume you said Disney. You said twinkling. You said it was special for you. I hope I captured the love, and the feeling, and what you went through when you first read this and you first fell in love with these sweet boys.

I really, really, really hope you both like this. There's a lot of love in this drawing.

[nart-is-a-monster]

Ya know me I'm not normal Abt the fic, so here you go THE BLOODY MARRY SCENE BC I've been thinking of it lately :3333

AAAAAAAAND here's the link of the fic :D

And if you see this and have no idea why Varian is in that situation

Go read the fic so we can be not normal Abt the fic together U__U

And go follow @glitter-lisp @eggmuffinwaffles bc they have written the thing and I love them (and you should too) :333

[2aceofspades]

Spoilers for EMD Chapter 16...?

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Audio: The X-Files (lil link here!)

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So! I heard this audio and immediately thought about One in this ~frickin' chapter~ oh my gah-

Just. He scared me, which was a first, so it really stuck with me and I can't stop thinking about it...even now. One seems so different after the betrayal and augh it hurts so good to watch him go through those twisted stages of grief. Yessss...

Anyways, this is kinda sloppy but eehh it's fine (:

[roguegrove]

what do you know, i CAN finish something. maybe. sorta. i mean i can honestly go back to it forever. but the idea is to get better at stopping before i get nitpicky.

i made this for my lovely friend ban (@brabblesblog) based on her fic(s) of her tav (also ban) and a different take on ascended astarion. not usually my thing, but i LOVE the way she writes and the way she uses canon's clues to tell her love story. ban is such a wonderful part of the bg3 community and is so supportive of artists and creators, i just wanted to give her a little something for how she and her story touched me. she's been such a good friend to me, especially during this weird period of my life, and i hope my little sketch gives her at least a smidge of the warm and fuzzies she's given me since meeting her <3

what's funny is that i have like 5 different versions of this couple. i started before i finished the story, and you can see as i tried each new sketch, i finally started to understand their dynamic.

anyway i hope you like!!

[nyoclosmom]

oh my goodness

so this is a @cassiebones headcanon and I JUST NEED TO SHARE IT WITH Y'ALL

okay so, i was reading her latest fic, and she made rio a selena fan

and i quote “When Selena died, Rio was crushed. In over two hundred years, Agatha had never seen her react to the death of a mortal with so much pain in her soul.”

OH MY STARS?!

RIO WAS A SELENA QUINTANILLA FAN!

AND SHE WAS CRUSHED BY HER DEATH!!!!!!

[meowkn]

Geto headcanons pls

Geto x reader headcannons!

Note: sorry for those who read my newest fic and it left you a little emotional… I hope this can make up for it. Also super sorry these are so short I’m literally so busy.

─ִ━━ ꯭ ───ׂ─ִ─ ͜͡✿͜͡ ─ִ──ׂ── ꯭ ━━ִ─

- He’s not overly romantic and you definitely had to confess first, and when you did he laughed at you until you told him you were serious.

- Eye contact all the time, eye contact for no reason. This man never takes his eyes off of you.

- He’s never “angry” per say, or when he is he just keeps his calm composure and you can’t even tell he’s angry. He’s extremely passive aggressive and condescending and will make you feel dumb during an argument.

- He absolutely loves to have his hair played with, he’ll let you style it and do whatever you want to it as long as he can feel your fingers on his scalp.

- Forehead kisses.

- Tells you to “watch your language” whenever you curse, and he’ll mean it too. He reprimands you every time the smallest curse word slips out of your mouth.

- “Do you want me to kiss that attitude out of you?”

- Loves holding your face and making you look at him. He loves having an excuse to have your eyes on him, and he gets pouty when you look away.

- Reserves Sundays just for you so the two of you can sit around in each others company, just talking about life or not talking about anything at all while he strokes your back. He’ll make you breakfast and insist you stay in bed with him but you’ll sometimes move to cuddle on the couch instead while you read or watch a movie.

- He’s such a neat freak, and he’ll know if something is out of place and he’ll be passive aggressive about it for a month.

- Will only buy your favorite flower, even if it’s something hard to find like orchids or lily of the valley, he’ll pay hundreds just to get those flowers for you. He won’t settle for any other flower.