#The WItcher

[spielzeugkaiser]

I wanted this to be softer, but the vibe turned around. this feels like it's after something (I don't know what).

[scrambleddragonegg]

jaskier to both yennefer and geralt sometimes at the same time

yes, babe, you’re sick and twisted, will you come back to bed- what? yes, of course you’re evil and irredeemable. now can you please cuddle with me

[adregisuccurrendum]

Happy Valentine!!!

[thelostgirl21]

Joey Batey: is trained in fencing, kick boxing, medieval sword fighting, and stage combat...

Joey Batey: has kept asking if Jaskier can be given a weapon on the show, only to be answered "no" (they did make him a very nice giant dildo war hammer, though)...

Meanwhile, Sirens of the Deep:

[theblobmaster]

it's kinda an interesting choice to make the year jaskier is born the same as the year geralt first goes on the path

when geralt truly starts his life as a witcher, jaskier is born, almost like destiny knew that he would need that companion jaskier later would become

as we don't have specific birthdates for anyone but yennefer, i don't know this, but i like to think that jaskier is born when geralt takes his first step out of kaer morhen to start his first season on the path

geralt, 18yo, venturing out by himself for the first time and destiny knows he will need a friend and decides to grant him that

it's very poetic and i am sure jaskier would be able to write a grandiose epic about how their destinies are intertwined

[bittersweetbark]

So, I AM writing a fic based on this meme :) Emhyr/Geralt, Geralt has been hit by sex pollen.

First chapter of at least 3 is up:

Erospora

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63144100/chapters/161710411

[old-deerstalker-hat]

[artistsfuneral]

Jaskier stumbles back down the mountain to see a group of men on horseback waiting for him. One of them holding the banner of Lettenhove, another carrying a large scroll.

Jaskier sighs, "Gentlemen, I've just had - the worst - day of my life, so if he's not dead, I don't want to hear it."

"I'm afraid you'll want to hear this then, sire."

[imnothawkdevil]

Guys I loved Sirens of the Deep, but I'm absolutely unwell about how the version in the film is seemingly told the way Jaskier chooses to remember it, rather than as the true, tragic ending explained in the book.

Kindly read this excerpt from Sword of Destiny if you feel like getting your heart broken, because not enough people are talking about this right now:

"...He, Dandelion, had carried her out in his arms and had buried her far from the city, in the forest, alone and peaceful, and, as she had asked, buried two things with her: her lute and her sky blue pearl."

I am unwell.

[scrambleddragonegg]

fun uncle absolutely but i prefer fun dad jaskier

The Adventures of Fun Uncle Jaskier™ and his Pocket-Sized Princess™

[cavillomania]

[spielzeugkaiser]

Oh my god guys, this is insane, haha-

[darero-art]

Happy Valentines Day y`all

[scrambleddragonegg]

quite possibly my absolute favorite of jaskier’s abilities is his ability to charm his way into the hearts of people who could snap him like a twig if he pissed them off (and then proceeds to continuously actively try to piss them off for fun)

from bard (derogatory) to bard (affectionate): worming his way into the hearts of three of the most powerful people on the continent

[bittersweet-mojo]

yeah happy valentines- dude can you tell your boyfriend to stop looking at me