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🎶 The Bentley got the wrong Radio Ga Ga 🎶
(CEO Jesus my beloved...)
#juddrawing#seriously CEO Jesus is all I can think about recently he is my favourite Nepo Baby....#good omens#crowley#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#good omens fanart#aziracrow#comic#good omens 2#good omens 3#CEO jesus#GO!Jesus#good omens jesus
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Anyone done the Pietà pose for Mouthwashing yet? No? Well.
#mouthwashing#mouthwashing fanart#curly#jimmy#pieta aka the Mary holding Jesus statue#this was supposed to be a sketch but something possessed me to go further#so yay#nkos#orangesavannah#fanart
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Imagine being such a pathetic incel loser you are being roasted in multiple languages.
#fallout#fallout prime#fallout amazon#fallout tv series#fallout new vegas#fallout tv show#like Jesus Christ go touch grass#it’s even more pathetic that this loser is 40
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the bachelors, the bachelorettes AND KROBUS.
#stardew valley#Oh boy... Here we go#stardew valley sam#sdv sam#stardew valley sebastian#sdv sebastian#stardew valley harvey#sdv harvey#stardew valley alex#sdv alex#stardew valley shane#sdv shane#stardew valley elliott#sdv elliott#Stardew valley leah#sdv leah#stardew valley Abigail#sdv abigail#stardew valley haley#sdv haley#stardew valley penny#sdv penny#stardew valley emily#sdv emily#stardew valley maru#sdv maru#KROBUS#sdv krobus#my art#Jesus fucking names
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#bwark#pkmn leaks#can we stop labelling a bunch of devs as terrible for literally just writing mythology that didn't even make it inti the game and wasn't#supposed to be seen by the public#esp the people naming and shaming the person who wrote them like jesus christ there's literal doxxing going on rn can we be mature#and like i said last night we have our own fair share of fucked up fairy tales and folklore in the west#so this discussion is giving the vibes of ''anime is uniquely perverted unlike our pure and innocent western animation''#like why are we singling out japanese mythology here lmao#ofc you're allowed to be uncomfortable with the leaks. i am and im definitely glad they were scrapped. but can we also be mature about it#it literally is not as big or horrible on gamefreak's end as people are making it out to be#it was scrapped for a reason. it was too much for this video game for children. can we move on or are people gonna make the same unfunny#joke about it#ask to tag?
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almost blown out bsky / twt / ig
#illustration#digital art#original art#artists on tumblr#character art#marcia#marciaillust#lowkey a rkgk but a true Marcia rkgk would not be getting posted at all#ive had this babygirl in the dumpster folder for a while but i fished her out to finish her#dumpster folder is where drawings go to play with other drawings and run around the farm before i move them to the external drive#the reason she was in there was um i gave up when drawing her feet#truly feet are the hands of the legs#i wouldnt say i mastered hands but i feel pretty comfortable drawing them nowadays#feet on the other hand? jesus christ#someone make them make sense#I MIGHT HAVE FINISHED MY WORK SEASON FOR 2024 BTW#work as in dayjob as in brawl stars#it depends on what my boss will say monday and if there is any actionable feedback#i am in desperate need of free time#bro you have no idea the way ill go to SLEEP WHEN I CAN#OHHHHHOHOHOHOHO#orion hit on the head has nothing on the speed with which i will collapse#the alternative caption on this post was 'you best not be trying to blow out my flame bro' but i chickened out
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I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh
#spitblaze says things#anyway.#1) please google 'halfling'#2) THERE ARE ADULTS WHO ARE VERY SHORT. DID YOU KNOW THAT. WERE YOU AWARE#3) THERE ARE ALSO ADULTS WHO HAVE CHILDLIKE FACES. DID YOU KNOW *THAT*#4) IF YOU THINK THE ONLY REASON A MAN COULD LOOK LIKE THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE TRANS MEN IM GOING TO KILL YOU#5) jesus christ will you just read/watch dungeon meshi and understand that the entire conceit of his character and of half-foots in general#is that its fucked up to treat people as children or subhuman because they do not 'look' like what you expect a cisgender adult to look lik#anyway if i see one more person call Chilchuck 'has gray streaks and an ex wife and three adult daughters' Tims a sh*ta#im gonna start smashing things#doin numbers
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They didn't let Solas interact with Kieran in dai bc he'd smell the June on him and have a melt down thinking about their own parallels and also Kieran would doxx him on fantasy roblox by accident
#fic where kieran wanders into the rotunda and solas has kill bill alarms going off about a 10 year old#'why should june i mean Kieran have a loving mother when i have suffered more than jesus.'
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i hate you "influencers", i hate you tiktok, i hate you "content creators", i hate you "unalive" and "s€x" and "dr/ügs", i hate you instagram, i hate you consumerism, i hate you family friendly, i hate you puritans, i hate you facebook, i hate you family vloggers, i hate you violating other people's privacy, i hate you modern day social media
#sjonnie.text#i just saw someone make a 50 SECONDS reel about combining movie genres and movies and it was scream and romance and it was 50 SECONDS and#they said “i'm sorry i unalived all those people” go actually fuck yourself.#IF YOU CAN'T SAY THE WORD MURDER KILL DRUGS SEX ETC YOU ARE NOT READY TO HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT THOSE TOPICS#AND SHOULD NOT PRODUCE CONTENT OF IT#i hate this “family friendly” aesthetic jesus fucking christ#text post#anti instagram#anti tiktok#anti influencers#anti capitalism#20k
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so who’s ready for phan vs. jedus
#guys the rpf tourney final is SO FUCKING FUNNY#phan#jedus#dan and phil#dnp#dan howell#phil lester#jesus#judas#bible#like what am i DOING#i’m going to hell#rpf tourney#rpf#shipping#phanart
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I also made some CEO Jesus memes so enjoy! The Second Coming has never looked better 🙏
#juddrawing#good omens#adam young#good omens fanart#good omens 2#ceo jesus#good omens jesus#GO!Jesus#aziraphale#crowley
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ALIEN LANDSCAPES of STAR TREK
#startrekedit#trekedit#tosedit#star trek#star trek the original series#star trek tos#tvedit#trekdaily#treksource#retro scifi#scifiedit#give me my sparkly rocks! give me colorful skies!!!#give me STRANGE. NEW. WORLDS. jesus. does nu!trek just not understand...#i don't *care* how cheesy or cheap it looks. I love them all.#boldly go
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post itself
false flags
trans/adjacent tags
accessibility features
tumblr live post (thanks for the link, @problemnyatic)
flashing / strobing / lights
unblockable flashing ad
buying ad free
staff @/macmanx guilt trip
list of staff + more issues
#post nuked bc proshippers started insulting people who rbed this and implied partyjockers attempted to Kill staff? it was getting old so#archive links still under the cut if you want and you can rb this from others if you want the og#hint: if you dislike this post or want to debunk parts of it the way to go about it isn't to call people who've rbed it 'disgusting little#fuck ups' that are 'spreading anti shipper lies'#note: this post is and was Not about ship discourse jesus fucking christ proshippers get a grip#also ace discoursers are here too? this isn't about you either?#edit 2: if you send me an anon regarding this post about how im policing discussion or 'don't really want it'#but then stop replying when i answer your ask#maybe that's. not helping discussion?#i nuked this post as people started making up false accusations to smear people staff sniped. aka accusing someone of IRL ATTEMPTED MURDERS.
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I bet they used to sing along to worship songs in the back of the car on the way to church
#d20 fantasy high#fantasy high#dimension 20#dimension 20 fantasy high#craftie art#i think most people look up to their older sibling but buckys older sister was literally the chosen prophet of his religon#its like if you were simon son of joseph and jesus was like. oh hmm. maybe not!#and youre like. what do you mean. what.do. you mean maybe not. this was everything we were as kids. what do you mean maybe not.#anyways. i really need to start actually including the background in the intial sketch instead of deciding to wing it as i go! it#dimension 20 fanart#fantasy high fanart
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i think lil nas x continuously doing blasphemy to christianity is really funny and correct actually he should do it more
#lil nas x#icon#like yes! go fuck the devil!#dress up as jesus!!! make him slutty!!#who fucking cares
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j… jesus oppa ;____;
#ashsksjsks jesus k-idol era… and when he does his comeback stage…..???#i just want you to know the last thing i saw before my plane took off was an “i’m going to jesus cafe” message from my grandma#and the first thing i saw when i landed fifteen hours later yesterday was 130+ unread messages on kakaotalk#and i opened it and most of it was cutesy photos my grandma had sent me of her and white jesus#also: she is not even christian…. her friends were like wanna come and she was just like WHY NOT?#also… if you’re interested… in japan there’s a manga called 聖☆おにいさん (translated as ‘saint young men’)#which focuses on the lives of roomates jesus and buddha#(also there are fancomics based on this… including. of course. jesus/judas)#christmas
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