#GIVE THE MALK

[mothhuuny]

limbus company au where instead of fighting to the death, all conflicts are solved via roller derby. "limbus company" is actually a travelling roller derby group with dante as their coach. do they know a single thing about roller derby? nope! thats not stopping them, though!

[mblue-art]

It's me again, anon, who adores your love-hate towards Cross. Friend recently showed me a video in tiktok where there was a sound of 'oh I hate that man...but oh, cara mia...how i love him'. It immediately reminded me of you. Tsunderes keep winning. Let's go tsunderes ✊️

hhhh h hhhi anon i do, i do ha-

[eric-the-bmo]

He ♡☆

[tulipsnflowers]

work ask game: shadow

How many of these are from....hm

Well 45 out 67 are from one chapter, so let's get something that's not..

"He didn't have a shadow" Aster whispered after he left, she finally noticed what was.. "Even in the... citadel.. "

This is Frozen still but it isn't the tower so I am counting it

[glitchven]

I need to draw fenrir i neewd to draw fenrir i NEED YO DRAW FENRIR I NEED TO DRAW FE-

[hampal]

The saddest beast in all the land

[solofdelphi]

Lightning does not exist.

[mxldito]

Coyote's vehicles.

A 1980 Jaguar XJ6 in classic black, a gift from their late uncle. The car they've been driving since they were sixteen, ergo it's watched them grow up both as a human and as Kindred. If this thing could talk, it'd have stories. Though they won't admit it, this car is sentimental to them.

A 1990 BMW R100 GS in bright red. A newer acquisition obtained used and admittedly a bit beat up. With the help of their buddies at Tooth & Knave she's been returned to her former glory. She's fueled by the power of love, friendship, and Coyote's desire to make riskier moves during chases.

[sdxstudio]

No wine, just milk ❤️✨

(Photo made on new year celebration)

[riding-with-the-wild-hunt]

today's vetted fundraisers. please please continue sharing and donating in whatever capacity you can. your help is giving life and hope to those in the direst circumstances.

june 27th:

Basel Ayyad and his family of eight, including his sick daughter whose condition is worsening due to lack of treatment (CHF1,120/CHF60,000) - @basel-1995, verified by @/sayruq

Ahmed Al-Nabih and his family of four (€1,108/€30,000) - @ahmedalnabeeh11, #218 on @/el-shab-hussein and @/nabulsi's list

Nesma Ahmed and her family of 12, including several children and her severely injured father ($64,648/$80,000) - @nesmamomen, verified by @/nabulsi

Randa Abubakr's family of six, including two disabled members (€19,440/€35,000) - @rnd8, verified by @/newsfrom-theworld

Muhammed Al-Azayza and family, including a young child with Down syndrome (kr6,161 SEK/kr200,000 SEK) - @hamouda-az, verified by @/sayruq

Ruba Abushaban and family, including her sick father who urgently needs medical treatment (€26,000/€100,000) - @rubashabansblog, verified by @/nabulsi

Wafaa's family of 15, including several children and a newborn (they just lost her young niece) (€18,801/€50,000) - @wafs-posts, verified by @/palipunk

14-year-old Malk Al Zaeem, her three siblings, their parents, and their sick grandfather ($16,521 CAD/$50,000 CAD) - @malkzaeem, @yosofzaeem, verified by @/nabulsi

Momen Alostaz's family of ten, including his chronically ill parents and a newborn (€12,424/€70,000) - @mo98h, verified by @/sayruq

Nedaa and her elderly parents (£3,934/£15,000) - @nedaapales, verified by @/90-ghost

Hadeel Adnan Abu Nasser and her family of 12 (they've lost her father and her brother) (€993/€20,000) - @hadeelgaza, verified by @/90-ghost

Siraj Abudayeh, his wife, and their three children ($668 CAD/$82,000 CAD) - @siraj2024, verified by @/nabulsi

Basma Alghoul, her husband, and their three young children (kr7,001 SEK/kr400,000 SEK) - @basmaalghoul, verified by @/nabulsi

not yet vetted:

Yasmin Albalawi, her five siblings, their chronically ill parents, and five nephews and nieces (€4,999/€50,000) - @yasminalbalawi, more details from @/mangocheesecakes

Mohammed Ismaeel, his two younger sisters, and their parents (€5/€25,000) - @mohammedismaeel

every effort counts, no matter how small it may seem to you. whatever you can contribute is urgently needed and extremely valuable. let's keep putting in all we can for these families.

[problemsynth]

Desperate to chew on some fucking vampires.

[crownedinmarigolds]

Fangfest 2024 - Day Thirteen - The Hanged Man

The holy diver, the bitter taste, the anarchist soothsayer and dive bar busker. Daimund! The Hanged Man, a card that represents surrender and sacrifice. Giving in and letting go and taking time to reflect. Daimund was Embraced in the middle of an overdose by some unknown Malk drifter and hardly ever comes down from his perpetual high. He's @thesixthplaneteer's first VTM character and a personal favorite. He speaks nearly entirely in lyrics, but everyone takes these references way too seriously. How truthful are his words? That's for someone to eventually find out. For a different concept of Daimund a few years ago we assigned the Devil tarot to him... things have changed but I'll post that WIP below the cut!

Daimund as the Devil sketch!

[ghosty-batsy]

"Malk"

Jason: "Hey Damian, you got anything to drink?"

Damian: "Yeah, in the fridge." Dick: "Hey Jay- Uh- grab me a glass of malk"

Jason: "We don't have any 'malk' but I can get you some milk." Damian: "That's what he just said."

Dick: "Yeah I just want some malk." Jason: "No you're saying it wrong, you're saying 'MALK' like it's a disease."

Damian: "Haha, funny Todd, how do you say it?"

Jason: "I'm saying it the way, everyone ought to say it milk, M I L K."

Damian: "Right like 2 precent."

Dick: "Right whole malk."

Jason: "Nononono, say milkshake"

Dick: "Milkshake"

Jason: "Okay now say milk." Dick: "Malk."

Jason slaps his forehead Jason: "Are you hearing this?"

Damian: "Yeah, the man wants a glass of molk."

Jason: Jason: "Molk?!"

Damian: "Give him the molk Todd!" Bruce outa nowhere: "Damian, inside voices please."

Damian: Sighs "Sorry Father."

Dick: "JAY! POUR ME. A GLASS. OF MALK." Jason: "Why are you yelling at me??" Damian: "Just give him the freakin molk!" Jason: "You guys aren't even saying the same thing!"

Dick: "WE'RE ALL SAYING MALK, JAY." Jason: "No! your saying-"

Damian and Dick: "MaLkkk MaLkkk Malkkk"

Jason, on his last nerves: "..."

Dick: "Moaaaaaaaaaallkkkkkkkkkk" Jason: "SHUT UP"

Dick: ".."

Damian: "." Jason: "JUST SHUT UP"

Jason gets his gun out of his pocket and aims it at his forehead.

Damian: "Put it down, Todd!"

Gets his knife out ready to throw it

Dick proceeds to also get a gun out

Dick: "Don't do it Jay!" Jason: "You're gonna shoot me if I shoot myself?!" Jason: "That doesn't make any sense!"

Damian then aims his knife at his throat, while Dick aims his gun at his forehead.

Dick: "PUT THE GUN DOWN JAY." Damian: "PUT IT DOWN TODD." Jason: "PUT YOUR WEOPENES AWAY!" Jason: "I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF OVER THIS-" Dick: "YOUR LIKE A BROTHER TO ME"

[nightingaletrash]

He'll set Evie and Zain on them. Sentenced to air horn hallucinations forever!

From now on, game devs are officially BANNED from making VTM games with the following clans as playable characters:

Brujah

Tremere

Ventrue

Toreador

Punishment is ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON with no parole per clan. If you make a game with ONLY the above as playable characters I will personally break into your house and stick a tap in your neck as per the worm and ship you off to my bloodlord Lasombra to do with as he will for your crimes against interesting game mechanics.

[tadc-incorrectquotes]

Gangle: Hey Ragatha, you got anything to drink?

Ragatha: Yeah. In the fridge.

Pomni: Hey Gangle, um, grab me a glass of malk.

Gangle: They don't have any malk, but I can get you some milk.

Ragatha: That's what she just said.

Pomni: Yeah, I just want some malk.

Gangle: Well, you're saying "MALK," like it's a disease.

Ragatha: How do YOU say it?

Gangle: I'm saying it the way everyone oughta say it. "Milk," M-I-L-K.

Ragatha: Yeah, like two percent.

Pomni: Yeah, whole malk.

Gangle: No no no no no, say "milkshake."

Pomni: Milkshake.

Gangle: Okay, now say "milk."

Pomni: Malk.

Gangle: Are you hearing this?

Ragatha: Yeah. The woman wants a glass of mulk.

Gangle: MULK?

Ragatha: GIVE HER THE MULK, GANGLE!

Caine: (spawns in) RAGATHA!!! Inside voices, please.

Ragatha: Sorry, Caine. My digital friends.

Pomni: GANGLE! POUR ME! A GLASS! OF MALK!

(Gangle's comedy mask breaks.)

Gangle: Why are you yelling at me?

Ragatha: JUST GIVE HER THE FREAKING MULK!

Gangle: YOU GUYS AREN'T EVEN SAYING THE SAME THING!

Pomni: WE'RE ALL SAYING "MALK," GANGLE.

Gangle: NO, YOU'RE SAYING "MALK." YOU'RE SAYING—

Pomni and Ragatha: MALLLLLLK MULLLLLLLLLMAAAAAAA MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU—

Gangle: (holds a gun to her head) SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

Ragatha: (holds another gun to Gangle's head) BETTER PUT IT DOWN, GANGLE!

Pomni: (also holds a gun to Gangle's head) DON'T DO IT, GANGLE.

Gangle: YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO SHOOT ME IF I SHOOT MYSELF?!

...

(Loud screaming.)

[a-shade-of-blue]

New Gaza fundraiser asks I've received (11 August)

Ghada Banat (@ghadabanat): Ghada is pregnant and on her latest trimester and is expecting to give birth very soon. Ghada is from a family of 14 and has a 9-month-old daughter. They are trying to evacuate out of Gaza. (https://gofund.me/65f2a341) (#239 on the verified fundraiser spreadsheet vetted by el-shab-hussein and nabulsi.) 

Malk and Ahmed Al Zaeem (@malkzaim): Malk is 14 years old. His grandfather suffers a spinal injury but there is limited meidcal resources in Gaza. Malk and is family is trying to evacuate and ensure his grandfather receives essential medical care abroad. (https://gofund.me/f5a14faa) (#129 on the verified fundraiser list vetted by nabulsi and el-shab-hussein)

Suad Ahmad (@suad-ahmad): Suad and her husband have an infant son Khaled who is born during the current war. Her infant son developed a severe fever due to a chest infection. They, along with her family, are stranded in the streets of Al-Bureij, where a bombing attack and ground invasion is imminent according to multiple sources (!) They are trying to evacuate and find medical treatment for Khaled (https://gofund.me/ebaee2af) (vetted by nabulsi)

Lina (@azaxa): Lina is 25 years old and has two children, 2-year-old Saif and 3-month-old Sidra who was born during the current war. Their home has been destroyed and they are trying to evacuate out of Gaza.  (https://gofund.me/4f077ab2) (Vetted by association. This campaign belongs to a friend of @/mohiy-gaza. Mohi's gfm has been shared by 90-ghost. ana-bananya has been able to confirm this connection by reaching out to Mohi, please see linked post.)

Kareem Almadhoon and family (@kareem-family): Kareem suffers from cerebral palsy and severe malnutrition and needs many medications that are not available. Kareem also has three other siblings Lamees, Maryam and Nour. (https://gofund.me/baf38a35) (shared by 90-ghost)

Sameer Al Khaldi (@sameer-17): Sameer is from a family of 17, including 9 adults and 8 children. Before the current war, his was preparing for his daughter’s wedding which was supposed to take place this summer. One of his son was supposed to finish high school this year and was looking forward to study business in uni.They are trying to evacuate out of Gaza. (https://gofund.me/e61eadec) (Vetted by association. This campaign belongs to a friend of @/mohiy-gaza. Mohi's gfm has been shared by 90-ghost. Both @/ana-bananya and @/dlxxv-vetted-donations has been able to confirm this connection by reaching out to Mohi, please see linked post.)

Ahed and Samah (@ahedalshaer): Ahed is a 22 year old dental student and Samah is 18 years old and supposed to be in high school this year. They are from a family of 7 with 3 brothers: Jamal, Hamdan, and Hamada.Their father is diabetic and their mother suffers from chest infections but there are not medicine or treatment available. They are trying to evacuate out of Gaza. (https://gofund.me/ed54855f) (#407 on the Butterfly Effect Project verified fundraiser list)

Ahmed Jihad (@ahmad-syam-blog): Ahmed is newly wedded right before the current genocide happened, and his daughter was born during the ongoing slaughter. They are trying to survive and evacuate out of Gaza. (https://gofund.me/2768b3a3) (#171 on the Bees and Watermelons verified fundraiser list!) (11 Aug: LOW FUNDS! Currently $598 CAD raised of $40,000 goal.)

The one below is UNVETTED but seems legit:

Malak Al-Mughribi (@malakalmughrabi): Malak and her husband Amjad has a 3-year-old son named Malek. (https://gofund.me/cf2f172e) (This campaign is UNVETTED but seems legit. Her Instagram goes back a decade (See the post she has been tagged in on IG. The earliest she has been tagged in is from 2015, a post she has been tagged in in 2019 is geotagged in Gaza))

Click here for my Masterlist for fundraisers from 13 July - 25 July.

Click here for my Masterlist for fundraisers from 26 July -29 July.

Click here for my Masterlist for fundraisers from 30 July - 1 August.

Click here for my Masterlist for fundraisers from 2 August - 5 August.

Click here for my Masterlist for fundraisers from 6 August - 10 August.