#malk

[irfan2453]

I THINK terezi wants some MALK! HAHA!

[vintage-tech]

“Ow! My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of... malk?!”

[jillyb2004]

Happy (Late) 30th Anniversary to Space Ghost: Coast to Coast!

[masterhallmark]

Ok, but apparently Nexomon is a spinoff of Micromon??? And now I wanna play Micromon but I can't??? THAT'S SOME BS! You cannot just give me fragments of a compelling story

I NEED TO KNOW THE CRIMES THIS MAN COMMITTED!

Edit: It's on the apple store

[a-sad-mage]

An average day

[Malk - Shane Gang version]

Staring Eli as Josh, Kord as Donnivin, Pronto as Julian, Trixie as Dad and Junjie as the one having to unfortunately whiteness this

[Liberties in the text were taken]

TW: mentions of self deletion,

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Eli: Hey Kord, we got anything to drink?

Kord: ya, check the fridge

Pronto: Hey Eli, can you get Pronto a glass of Malk

Eli: . . .

Eli: We don't have any Malk, but I can get you some Milk

Kord: That's what he said?

Pronto: Yes, Pronto just wants some Malk

Eli: No - your saying it wrong - your saying Malk! Like- Like it's a disease

Junjie: [Sinkers]

Kord: How do you say it?

Eli: I'm saying it like everyone oughta say it. Milk- M - I - L - K

Kord: Right, like 2%

Pronto: Right, like whole Malk

Eli: [visibly getting stressed] no, no no no - say Milkshake

Pronto: Milkshake

Eli: okay, so now say Milk

Pronto: Malk

Eli: A-Are you hearing this?

Kord: yea, the Mole wants a glass of Mulk

Eli: [About to shoot someone] MULK!?

Kord: Give Pronto the Mulk, Eli!!!

Trixie:[yelling form her room] Boy's, inside voices please.

Kord: Sorry Trix, guy stuff...

Pronto: ELI, POUR PRONTO A GLASS, OF MALK!!!

Eli: Why are you yelling at me???

Kord: Just give him the flopping Mulk!

Eli: You guys aren't even saying the same thing!

Pronto: WE ARE ALL SAYING MALK, ELI SHANE!!!

Eli: NO! YOUR SAYING MALK! YOUR SAYING M------

Pronto: MALK! ~ MAAAAAAAALK ~ ~ ~ ~ MAAAAAAAAAALLK! ~ ~ MOOOOOOOOOO-

Eli: SHUT UP! SHUT! UP! [Pulls out his blaser and aims it at his head]

[everyone else, minus Junjie, also pulls out their blasters]

Kord: YOU BETTER PUT IT DOWN!

Pronto: DONT- DONT DO IT!!! ELI!!!

Eli: You're gonna shoot me if I shoot myself? That doesn't make any sense!

[everyone pauses for a moment and then aims their blasters at their own heads]

Kord: ELI PUT IT DOWN NOW!!

Eli: I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF FOR THIS!

Pronto: YOU'RE LIKE A BROTHER TO PRONTO! YOUR HAND IS LIKE A BROTHER TO PRONTO!

[everyone cries]

[Trixie finishing explaining the above for a Slugisode skit she wants to direct]

Trixie: [Done explaining the skit] And then after that, you pull the trigger, all of you

Eli: No- We're not filming something like that

Trixie: Why not?

Kord: Its so dark, I don't know

Pronto: [pets a Cave Crawler before shoving it in the oven] Pronto is going to have to take a rain check

Junjie: [sick of eating Cave crawlers, shoots Pronto with a Tazerling]

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[The Malk in question]

[slcknasty]

will i ever stop drawing brightly coloured angsty malks with vocaloid lyrics? absolutely not.

[rook-specter]

Malk but Undertale Yellow

Ceroba: Hey Starlo, you got anything to drink?

Starlo: Yeah, in the fridge.

Martlet: Hey Ceroba, uh... grab me a glass of malk.

Ceroba: They don't have any malk, but I can get you some milk.

Starlo: That's what she just said.

Martlet: Yeah, I just want some malk.

Ceroba: Nah, you're saying it wrong. You're saying MALK, like it's a disease.

Starlo: Heheheh... How do you say it?

Ceroba: I'm saying it the way everyone ought to say it, MILK, M-I-L-K.

Starlo: Right, like 2%!

Martlet: Right, like whole malk!

Ceroba: Nonono, say milkshake.

Martlet: Milkshake.

Ceroba: Okay, now say milk.

Martlet: ...Malk.

Ceroba: ...Are you hearing this?

Starlo: Yeah! The lady wants a glass of mulk!

Ceroba: ...MULK???

Starlo: GIVE HER THE MULK, CEROBA!!

Solomon: Starlo, inside voices please.

Starlo: Sorry, dad... My outsider friends.

...

Martlet: CEROBA!! POUR ME! A GLASS! OF MALK!!

Ceroba: Why are you yelling at me?

Starlo: JUST GIVE HER THE FREAKING MULK!

Ceroba: You guys aren't even saying the same thing!

Martlet: WE'RE ALL SAYING MALK, CEROBA.

Ceroba: No, YOU'RE saying malk! YOU'RE saying-

Martlet: MAAAALLLK!!! MAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOLLLLK!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Starlo: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLKKKKKKKKKKKKKK-

Ceroba: SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT!!! UP!!!!

(Ceroba puts a gun to her head and Starlo and Martlet point guns at Ceroba)

Starlo: YOU BETTER PUT IT DOWN!

Martlet: DON'T- DON'T DO IT, CEROBA!!

Ceroba: You're going to shoot me if I shoot myself?! THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!

(Starlo and Martlet put the guns to their heads)

Martlet: CEROBA, PUT IT DOWN! PUT THE GUN DOWN!

Ceroba: PUT YOUR GUNS AWAY!

Starlo: PUT THE GUN DOWN NOW!

Ceroba: I'M GONNA SHOOT MYSELF OVER THIS!!

Martlet: YOU'RE LIKE A SISTER TO ME! YOUR HAND IS LIKE A SISTER TO ME!

(everyone cries)

[twodollarwells]

Simpsons did it

[callme-adam-iguess]

Bagged milk

There's also bagged chocolate milk

[londonspacegirl]

[ythaniaart]

OC-TOBER (by bweird): FRIEND WEEK 2: CONRAD GILBERT

The lovely Conrad belongs to @captain-harry-kim - a Malkavian based off of vintage television and a real pleasure to draw!

[faceyourphobia]

[whereischaosprincess]

Malk!

[thechurchofsplatterdaysaints]

My bday is around the corner so we're having a few drinks, listening to music and partaking in a substance or two. In love with the garden this time of year. I remember when .38 Special played the county fair the same year the squash bugs got the pumpkins and we spent nights howling around bonfires and shooting up fruit. I kept laughing wondering if any of those homespun dipshits got all lathered up hearing "Hold On Loosely" and ended up pregnant over it.

This MALK was an obvious must purchase situation. Wish they had used actual milk cartons. Also, don't you think it's fucked up that when we were little there were dead kids all over milk cartons while you were eating breakfast? No one gave a filthy fucking nickel for thousands upon thousands of missing/exploited/murdered kids really EVER until Adam Walsh went missing and his parents started the whole movement to give a shit.

Everywhere we looked it was little dead/murdered/raped faces on every billboard, bus stop, milk carton, shopping bag. They did that shit our whole childhood and then someone finally a decade later decides that it might be unnecessarily psychologically damaging for children to see that shit all the time. hahaha It's so ignorant and short-sighted it's the most American thing I can think of aside from truck nuts.

Wish I could watch the fight tonight but I'll grab it tomorrow before heading out. Plan on hitting the road to cruise for pics and hit every antique and thrift store I come across.

I'll probably post a bunch of YT vids tonight while drinking, don't mind me.

xox

"Ow. My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of....MALK?"

[daily-cs]

January 2010 Koi

[hiighborg]

The Malkavian Mansion in VTM:B is one of the best “haunted house”/genius’ manor maps I’ve ever seen to date still. Seconding it would have to be dishonored 2’s clockwork mansion. But the malk manor is just PERFECT. It’s got the city gothic aesthetic with fun lore, great visuals, and fun puzzles. It’s just aaaaagh it’s my favorite.