#GET A JOB!!!! STAY AWAY FROM HER!!!!!!!

[hearts401]

:)

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Vanessa’s Halloween costumes,,

[phatcatphergus]

Imagine being tricked into legally marrying your best friend and then be legally stuck in matrimony bc he won’t sign the divorce papers and instead writes an entire wattpad fanfic about how you won’t kiss with tongue

[undead-knick-knack]

Father Milo: *looks in Trist's general direction*

Ayden:

[basketcasemp3]

GILMORE GIRLS 5.06 "Norman Mailer, I'm Pregnant!"

[cloudabserk]

i cant believe both daniel and armand have dark curly hair and big noses. we really won 💓💗💕💗💖💓💞

[violent138]

Out of the Batfam, Jason is one of the most atrocious liars. He can make it work when he absolutely has to, but usually I think whenever he lies he does with little motivation and with emphasis on irony to make it funny for himself. In comparison Dick is a phenomenal liar and can sell outrage so well before hanging up and reverting to normal that Jason sprays him with holy water and never believes a word out of his mouth.

[seasononesam]

the way you could not pay me a billion dollars to read this

[danlous]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.02 "Do You Know What It Means to Be Loved by Death"

[knightforflowers]

quick experimental sketch thing, been feeling a particular way abt Kodira lately

[divorceblogger]

love how lestat is consciously and constantly delineating himself in relation to his mother. the castle and his father’s lands constitute his entire world and in this insular environment his models of ideal physicality and intellectual prowess are formed in relation to the only person in the world who shows him any sympathy, the person that he admires begrudgingly despite her complicity in denying him personhood. he admires and resents her in equal measure, desiring to be her with a pathological obsession that almost equals his mother’s desire to be him - and he’s developed such an intense psychological investment in comparing his flaws to the material advantages she holds over him that he also describes himself as a cruder, less well-formed reincarnation of his mother, even as he admits that she’s wasting away from illness.

[atticwifesam]

pretends to be his lover -> they're lying in a bed together -> wants to get inside him.

[warmsol]

still thinking about this shot 🤒

[rationales]

[graythursday]

men should not be allowed to perceive sofia gigante

[kdelarenta]

who, me? what am i thinking about? oh, nothing in particular - just penelope visibly upset after her one chance at an engagement had been ruined and her mother asking her what she did wrong to cause that, penelope downright asking her if she cared about her beyond having a ring on her finger and portia ignoring her in favor of her other daughter, penelope calling herself stupid and everyone around her calling her stupid for thinking she could ever find love, cressida ripping her dress, the ton calling her pathetic and constantly making fun of her, telling colin not to concern himself with the featherington girl because she simply does. not. matter. people ignoring her or scowling at her, colin asking eloise if she wants him to drop penelope and eloise saying no because he's all penelope has at the moment. penelope comparing herself to the dead stag on the wall.