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Robot sex 2025 wasn't off to a great start but WE ARE SO BACK!!!!!
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK!!!!!
(Go watch The Electric State. It wasn't the best, but go watch it for the occasional suggestive remark about robots.)
[some, not all, but some of the robots are soooooo attractive it's insane]
#the electric state#one of the main characters admitting to being 'more than friends' with a robot. Hell yeah man.#I will also say that SOME of the robots are UGLY. So be warned.#Ummmm i will also say that the robot in the above images was strong. Um just so you know. Um they were very very strong um. If you care.#What else do i even tag this as?? Does anyone else get the robot sex 2025 joke??#Referencing that one image that says “in 2025 people will be having more sex with robots than with real men”.#Fuck man i wish. Sigh#robot fucker#techum
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thank you to I think mersei47 who mentioned Lady Maria on an older piece I did, I finally got around to looking her up properly and her sword immediately gave me an idea that I'm kicking my legs and giggling about
like the Rakuyo, these two blades connect at the hilt to form Zero's complete twinblade!
#wish i could play bloodborne. sigh#this is a wip from the second ref i'm making for zero and rory#doing this is always so much fun. i always like a little reference sheet update. always satisfying#< did i seriously just write always 3 times? fucking hell man
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I've drawn PrinceZam only twice in my life, and I feel like he's gonna become my favorite little critter to shove into the microwave and watch him spin for hours, actually
#IT'S JUST SUCH FUN?????#HE'S FULL OF WHIMSY AND PRETTY GIRL PRIVILEGE SOMEHOW?????????#i wish i were him fr fr#UNIRONICALLY sat back to admire a drawing of him i finished and thought “damn. wish that was me” like HELLO??#HE GAVE ME GENDER ENVY. THROUGH MY OWN ASS DRAWING#if he doesn't end up on AT LEAST third place on mcyt gender showdown I'll cry /silky#*silly#sigh. anyway#demon rambles™#princezam#prince zam#mcyt#minecraft youtube#minecraft yt#seriously how tf does this man give me GENDER ENVY THROUGH MY OWN DRAWING. THE FUCK?#also only time this has ever happened! im grappling with the realization that idk if i wanna be with him or BE him!
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Can't sleep. Thinking about Closeson.
#folding my hands and looking up the ceiling. i miss them..#wish he had gotten more Darryl and Glenn scenes bc Matt n Freddie are fucking electric together#two very funny guys being funny. sigh.#Thinking about the Darryl and Glenn Bullywugs argument like Thats So.....Married Couple.#Glenn explaining his plan to burn down an entire forest and Darryl is offput but not disinterested#the hammock scene. buries my head in my hands#THE ARGUMENT TURNED KISS. I MISS THEM SO BAD I MISS THEM DARRYL COME HOME. COME HOME!!!!#they're so Competive Couple. arm wrestles and loud fun arguments and random bets to one up each other#Darryl. a pool of finite patience thats rapidly running dry and Glenn who is stealing it by the bucketful#Catholic vs Stoner Rockstar FIGHT!!!!!!!!#Darryl bicep curling Glenn and the others out if the fire pit was so. GESTURES WILDLY.#They out each other in their place but lovingly. also ive said it before but Glenn has a tongue piercing and Darryl is a simple man.#not tagging this. you cant make me.
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my unpopular opinion apparently is top joe
noooo don't worry i get you 😭 holding your hands very tenderly and saying i get uuuuuuuuuu, and i am. so thrilled. that u get me. would u like to get married. jk jk i plan to die alone <3 ANYWAYS because you mentioned top joe and im quiet literally in the process of writing top joe i will share my writing in this ask <3
it's the joeteemarr fic under the cut btw lmaoooo when will this fic be done oh my god
you know what's hilarious is that. this is the sex part (every part of this fic is the sex part oh my god its supposed to be pwp tf happened). but this is just straight up YAPPING. the hell. BUT ANYWAY THEY DO HAVE SEX OKAY 😭 there is actual top joe action joe actually DOES fuck tee 😭 i just haven't written it yet....and like. i haven't really proof read anything so if there's any mistake in these screenshots look away i beggggg and like this part was written a mix of the exact night before and immediately after my shit exam so you can imagine the amount of cortisol in my body as i typed this shit out. might possibly have blacked out when i typed it actually wow.
i have written fucking 5.4k of this fic oh my godddd what the ever living hell.............and it's nowhere near finished. i have no idea how long it's going to be. it's literally supposed to be just pwp. porn without fucking plot. 3 parts. one of joe sucking tees dick. two of tee fucking ja'marr. and three of joe fucking tee. three because tee had three touchdowns for joe. why the hell is there 5k and counting. it's not going to be double digits but like. why the fuck is it 5k already. it's literally just smut but all of the sudden there was FEELINGS jesus. im blaming. the narrative. the fucking narrative 😭.
feel free to ask all abt it btwww like idk give me a random word and if there actually is the word and i'll give you the paragraph lmaooo this is mostly bc i don't know when i'll be able to finish it 😭 my schedule is getting shit packed fuckkk my life. or just ask me random shit about it i'll share a random part of it anyway i have no concept of self restraint <3 literally just ask me to share the title or the cover that i have already edited for some reason and i will happily 😭😭
#ask#i have returned <3 of sorts <3 pls don't expect much <33#coming back with straight up smut talk i apologize wow#fic preview#fic: all on his mouth like liquor#sigh#my writing#joeteemarr#anon i get you!!#top joe ftw#goddddd <3#need that. but like. service top joe yk?? or well i write most of the tops in my fics as service tops really :')#bottom ja'marr......beloved..........no really bottom ja'marr is literally my driving will to live or however it is you say that#literally 0 fics at the beginning when i got here 😭#well no if you squint really fucking hard. there's that christmas panty fic goodness now THAT i was waiting for that one augh but like#that was the only one?? but oh my godddd there's an upstick of top joe bottom ja'marr now i am sooooooooo happy straight up SOBBING#spoilers for the jtm fic btw there's that obvi also bottom tee top tee top joe and like joe sucking on his dick too#man#5k+ of that#what the fuck is wrong with me#also if anyone cares i passed my exam <3 thank you for anyone who wished me well <33#but i literally do not want to talk about it at all anymore because fuck the shit out of it took years of my fucking life <333#and now my classes have started again. and its just. its just. just. hell. just. just. oh my god. fuck kkkkkfefjkefkweofkwoekfowe#its 11 i just finished class like. some hours ago. i need to shower and sleep. goodbye <3
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anyone who can create art that has life and energy to it and conveys/inspires emotion and bounces off whatever reference material to actually make something new and exciting you have the gift of the fucking gods and do not let any cunt tell you that technical skill or accuracy is more important than that
#aaaugh my art has always been like. techincally good i guess but ive never been able to give it any kind of fuckin soul or feeling. sigh.#i am REALLY good at copying photos and making covers of songs but man i wish i could create something of my own#im so genuinely in awe of you guys with the messy colourful abstract art styles that can get me to FEEL something. thats a fucking gift bro#my posts
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Constantly torn between genuinely loving the remake timeline’s depiction of Reeve and Cait and being immensely sad that pretty much all of my favorite lines of theirs from the original were totally excised or bc of plot developments will never be said
#Reeve is never going to argue with barret about the reactor bombings. bc the immense damage wasnt avalanches fault and he knows it.#he also looks a lot more wishy washy as a result. which I’m not a big fan of admittedly#his hypocrisy is something I like in the original bc it makes sense. the damage Shinra causes is something he can turn a blind eye to#bc hes so focused on midgar’s development and improving the reactors to better the lives of the ppl who live there#the reactors blowing up and killing ppl is his direct jurisdiction and he cares a lot about the ppl in the city. and so!#avalanche frustrates him even when he knows logically speaking that they have legitimate reasons for the things they do#(like this is additional canon but not least of all bc his fucking mom lives in the city.)#starting him out as already sympathetic to avalanche robs him of like. half his arc#also he’s so much angrier in the original to me whereas in the remake he’s so sad. and both are understandable!#but I liked the anger. I liked it so much#and Cait doesn’t get to have his lovely request for the party to not forget him before he’s crushed in the temple.#bc that sacrifice mattered to that version of him even if he can be replaced!!!#I do love his extra dialogue when holding up the altar in rebirth it’s great but!!!#SIGH.#idk man I love their original depictions deeply and I feel like they got shifted into being more sympathetic but less complex. it’s a shame#still love them tho. I would kill and die for rebirth Cait#text#Reeve tuesti#Cait sith#I think about them so much and I wish ppl appreciated their original arcs more#ff7
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any other trans people ever look at yourself in the mirror, hunting for more masculine/feminine features that you want, and finding even the smallest hint of a hint of, say, facial hair, or roundness in the face, and think maybe, just maybe, that it is miniscule, almost imperceptible evidence is proof your body has realized it's been mistaken all along? like maybe your REAL hormones have finally been activated and now your body has started transitioning to what it should have been all along?
#bluebird.txt#might make a comic out of this lol#just realized this is what i feel and what i wish for#so often. too often. i look at myself and say well do i look more like a boy now than last year? than years ago?#i have more acne. i have more hair in my face. perhaps my body has finally realized its mistake#perhaps the next time i go to the doctor they'll tell me some study came back and i was actually#a guy all along so sorry for the mix-up#it sounds funny but its not#i do wish for this#ive wished for it for a long time#it feels good to put it into words but i need to do more with it#draw it paint it write it down in real paper have a conversation#GODDDD and the worst part is i KNOW its not a thing that will happen. could it yeah MAYBE but it wont#the worst part is that i know and despite knowing i hope so fucking hard#like if i believe hard enough if i just believe it hard enough i wont have to go through the process#of telling everyone i want to be a man#of going to the doctor and fighting the seven million levels of laws and doctors tests#to prove i can perhaps be eligible for testosterone#if i believe hard enough maybe ill have been a boy all along and everyone will accept me as i want to be#sigh.
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i wanted to get a new camera this year after like 15 years maybe even one that can take the kind of photos i have been wanting to be able to take for fucking ages but am held back from because my camera just can't do those shots and cant swap lenses but i guess i'm not getting a camera this year
#yeah yeah there's more important things and i should be grateful that i'm upset that i cant afford a luxury hobby thing#though if im billed the 18k for the surgeon i will Be In Trouble#but i've been unable to stretch my budget for a new camera for 15 years now despite desperately wanting and trying to get to that spot#and im not even talking about one of those $1400-$2000 professional whoppers man i just need the dslr body and 1 lens#im extra sad because they are about to be completely out of reach for the foreseeable future given the economical situation#my only hope at this point is to troll estate sales and hope a photographer dies....... fuuuuck.....#my one little favorite longrunning hobby has been nature and landscape photography#id really like to b able to focus on getting better at taking good photos instead of The Despair that's been lurking at the periphery#personal stuff#will also probably delete later#because this is just too damn trivial#im just frustrated#my camera is fine but it's a really middling all rounder from 15 yrs ago that was middling then#i couldn't afford a dslr when i was 15 gimme a break#i also really wanted to get a film camera to re-learn film photography but i just haven't found any good options in local shops#i really should just pick one expensive hobby but man. sigh. man. i have too much love for the arts and crafts#trying to be fiscally responsible feels so fucking stupid sometimes why am i doing this. what's the point!#why am i saving for a future i know i won't have!!!!! i KNOW i won't ever have a house!! I KNOW i will never retire!!!!!#i know the reality is that at best im saving so i can make it through unexpected bills like i'm currently going through or my car breaking#down or getting evicted or losing my job. all very real possibilities.#what a life though. not being able to invest towards a beautiful future full of joy and excitement#only a life of endless bills and payments and unexpected costs that snatch away those moments of excitement I'm trying to claw back#i wish i could just fucking glue on a lens to my cameraaaaa fucckkkkk or even just one of those sun block things#because the lens isn't protected at all from light so if the sky is too bright or the sun isn't directly behind me it makes#all of my photos look really foggy.......
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Honestly i dont like sculk spreading/corruption storylines theyre really boring with a few exceptions
#at least make it MEANINGFUL. OR AN ALLEGORY SURE#but a lot of thr timr its just like#augh... ohnoo... thr sculkk.. its spreading and taking me ovrr.... fukkkkk.....#and then its either like poof all better now or oops fuck everythinfs dead the end#i just dont think theyre cool unless they have a specific meaning#like cub's sculk arc? that was really boring man ur not even from that server and ir didnt like do anything#i mean its funny from a 'its cub' pov but aside from that ehhh..... nah......#The corruption from s1 esmp was cool however but more because it served an actual function it was a good mass server event not caused by a#specific player but instead a mass storylune and players got to interact with it in interesting ways#but also there was never the threat of oh.... noo.... the entire world will become corrupted it was more WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BIGASS PLANT#DOING HERE#and it tied into very nicely xornoth and that#esmp2 ALSO kind of had a corruption line with the fae but like.... what was that even.... i literally dint remember and i was there.....#it was boring......#oh and also owens nlsmp corruption storyline.... sigh....#there was so much potential for Sparrow and that storyline and i wish Owen had just gone 'okay i need people to roleplay as online for this#narrative' like Oli does#like u cant really do long term storytelling on what is a short term server if you arent ready to direct people and allow yourself to#control YOUR story the whole sculk spreading thing just seemed like a copout due to the server ending#where i think owen should have put his own content above what is technically true#its roleplay#like owen does roleplay well. but the difference is on the POW servers is that theres a set time and most people are on at the same time#but that just doesnt occur so much on youtube based smps and thats why i think until owen is able to direct more (outside of shared rp with#scott specifically) he's probably better suited towards streamed roleplay later edited#idk sculk storylines are boring basically they can work but only in an active server i feel#like with owens it was like 'oh fuck the sculk is spreading i have GOT to stop this!' meanwhile everyone else on the planet is like already#dead following his videos like idk man just didnt hit#there was also no specific defeat or true responce to the sculk either like ik there was the vault but idk#like overall. it was fine and i enjoyed it but thst doesnt mean i like sculk storylines
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‘izzy why are u on tumblr at 3am’ well i Was asleep but a guy tried to get into the fucking flat and my flatmates called security on him but the dude left before security arrived and we’re pretty certain it was the friend of a problematic flatmate but said flatmate is either fast asleep or not here. so what the fuck was maybe-his-friend doing banging on our flat door at 3am. also the flat hallway stinks like weed again. now i am awake
#why are people such dumbasses about smoking weed in the UK#like omfg if you’re gonna do it at least be smart#smoking it directly outside a university student accommodation building is just asking to have security callled on you#for being a nuisance if nothing else#i legally had to report the smell last week since i think it was coming from one of my flatmate’s rooms#(as part of my job working for the uni. it’s a whole thing)#and another flatmate was on my ass abt it#like man i don’t wanna be a narc. i’m a lefty american i love weed.#but it’s illegal here don’t be fucking stupid with how u go about smoking it#do it where it won’t linger and especially don’t do it in your bedroom???#fire hazard atp. that i Especially need to report immediately for the safety of a few hundred students in the building#sigh. wish i had edibles rn#i’m going back to sleep
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*going thru a page i know will piss me off* man that pisses me off
#.vent#never look at subreddit r/petfree worst mistake of my life#look im not like. ohhh id kill a person to save a cat or anything righr#i love animals. there are many benefits to having a little guy in your home if you know how to take care of it#but man. im just gonna say like. if you hate animals like of ANY kind and cant tolerate pets thats my red flag alright#i understand like you dont have to get a fucking pet you not having a pet is fine and dandy and yippie we live different lives#but man it feels like people who are like Mmmm I Dont Like Pets I Dont Like Animals act like theyre sooo fuckin superior for. what.#complaining that cat and dog poopie is gross? calling animals useless unironically? wishing death upon pitbulls specifically?#i dunno. it rubs me the wrong way and i hope i dont meet anyone and find out later they hate animals. sigh!
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this job search has been so rough and i had an inkling of hope today cause a job reached out to me for an interview by email, only for me to look it up (after i sent i was interested for a time slot), and then find out it was probably a scam!!!
#fuck me i really do hate this economy man#either i get no jobs or i get a scam yayyyyyyy#i love it here :)#luna.txt#i even made an accnt with the zoom adjacent service they use fuck me#sometimes i wish jobs worked the way my parents thought they did just walk in with a resume and get a job itd be so nice sigh
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I wish I could move out so bad SIGH
#I want my own space I can decorate how I want instead of cramming everything into 1 room I wish I had the space to make bigger art instead#of cramming it all in one tiny room I wish I didn’t have to hear my moms bf being so loud all the time about everything I wish I didn’t have#to hear them fighting or fucking :/ I wish I didn’t live under my moms scrutiny. I wish /I/ could have sex. SIGH.#but I’m so I’ll prepared to live alone I can’t hold down a full time job I don’t understand how like anything works I’m so afraid of anythin#g I don’t drive or want to drive I can’t go to the grocery store by myself or handle like emergencies I’m scared to live alone but I dont#want to live with strangers I don’t want to live in ca but I’m scared to move so far away from my family & be away from support#EVERYTHING IS SO HARD FOR ME. ARGH#I hope I get to feel like a fucking adult some day. I know I’m only 23 but like Man.
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so it looks like im probably calling out from work. 🙃 again. 🙃🙃🙃
#yeah theres a reason i dont even bother asking this sister for rides anymore..........#ok there is more than ONE reason but. well.#the fact that she isn't responding is one of the reasons so 🙃#other reasons include that she acts like i am the biggest burden on her life bc i ask her to take me home from work one (1) time#but that's besides the point here like i can deal with her making me feel like shit as long as i can actually GET HOME FROM WORK#but if i have no ride HOME then there isn't really a point in GOING#and ik at least one of my coworkers would probably be willing but i don't have any of their numbers and i don't really want to ask Day Of#so#sigh#the one coworker who i HAVE carpooled with and would be willing to actually ask again is on vacation and won't be back until next week too#she's also the only current coworker whose phone number i actually HAVE LMAO#so really im just fucked ��#thanks sis 👍👍#(ok im only probably fucked bc she isn't responding but still)#man i wish i could stop having fucking car troubles this is the WORST#shh ac
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i would never survive tiktok i get WAY too annoyed when people are annoying in my notes on here
#in my defense someone left a long mightier than thou comment on one of my old vent posts. but ljke. man what the fuck#i am so strong. bc i could be so so so mean so very often. but i have a little bit of self restraint so i wont#“aha i see op has made a post. wishing for something. weeks or months ago. alas do not worry. i am here to deliver”#and its some random 14 yr old i have never interacted with once in my life#or when i make a joke post and revlog with an addition. and they DO NOT CHECK THE NOTES FOR THE ADDITION#shit the fuck UPPPPPPPP#anyway. hi sorry im the evil demon version of me today. hey bitches im here 2 cause problems on purpose etc . whatever im so fucking tired#ohhh i could make a really funny joke but it WOULD get us in trouble so i will not. sigh.#tldr to anyone who makes smartassy comments on a post without checking the notes first. youre annoying and youre not funny!!!!!
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