#Fire and Ash incorrect quotes

[fl3shm4id3n]

Fire Na'vi! Y/n: *dancing while dressed as a corn* come down today and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your new born. AHHHH!-

Yolotli: *watching with concern*

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Fire Na'vi! Y/n: I want to be a caterpillar

Yolotli : explain?

Fire Na'vi! Y/n: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.

Yolotli: you know they have a lifespan of like two weeks right?

Fire Na'vi! Y/n: that's another highlight

Yolotli: Y/N no!

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Fire Na'vi! Y/n: Eywa give me the patience

Eztli: I think you mean give me strength

Fire Na'vi! Y/n: If Eywa gave me strength, everyone would be dead.

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Yolotli: treat spiders the way you want to be treated

Fire Na'vi! Y/n: killed without hesitation

Yolotli: no!

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Fire Na'vi! Y/n: I need a Na'vi skull, don't ask questions why

Eztli:

Eztli: as long as you don't ask any either

Eztli: *pulls out six Na'vi skulls that are in perfect condition*

Fire Na'vi! Y/n:

Fire Na'vi! Y/n:

Fire Na'vi! Y/n: I'll take this one

*Neteyam and Ao'nung watching in pure horror and confusing*

[i-only-see-daylight]

Aelin: If I died-

Rowan, sharpening his knives: Death will not get you out of this relationship.

[mysterylilycheeta]

Aelin: Hey Rowan, can you help me with this zipper?

Rowan: Sure thing, fireheart

Aelin:

Aelin: Up, Rowan

Rowan: Right of course

[dayque]

The Simon Lewis subplot in every TIM book

City of bones

City of ashes

City of Glass

City of Fallen angels

City of lost souls

City of Heavenly Fire

[icarus-mp3]

[iwillwalkthroughthefire]

[fluffyballme]

so here’s my take on this meme but main couples in TMI

jace and clary

magnus and alec

simon and izzy

[incorrectfbaaquotes]

Veses *to Nyktos*: Is she your girlfriend girlfriend or are y'all just talking?

Sera: Bitch, if I kill you are you dead dead or just not breathing?

[variousfandomthoughts]

Dorian: When will people stop saying things like “When one door opens, another one closes,” and just start punching thorugh walls to make their own doors? I don’t need life to open and close my doors!

[alien-slushie]

Ash, Offended(tm): Excuse you /Brock/, but Charizard is an angel! The most perfect angel ever.

Brock, Tired(tm): He just lit Paul on fire.

Ash: Like I said, most perfect angel ever.

[laylaxcarstairs]

“Hold on, just let me catch my breath, and count to what I am…A ten.”

- Isabelle

[chrysos17yafantasy]

Poppy and Casteel the moment something bad has happened

[i-only-see-daylight]

Aelin: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.

Lorcan: I almost died. 

Aelin: That... was my favorite memory.

[fe3h-incorrectquotes]

Ashe: It's not illegal, though.

Seteth, staring into Ashe's car, which is full of cats: It's just that... there's so many.

Ashe: But it's not illegal!

[incorrect-officers-academy]

[icarus-mp3]