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✔️married with two kids in his early 20s
✔️much older, richer husband
✔️ live in husband's apartment
✔️ does the household chores (cleaning, washing dishes, etc)
you all...regret to say this...but i think alec is a tradwife
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Assassin's Creed: Odyssey Doing Time
Interesting... Death may be the greatest of human blessings, after all.
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#she has never looked better#not even kidding#and that’s the moment she finally found her mom#wtf kassandra#how can u be so hot when its such emotional moment#i want her to end me#seriously#im so lesbian#assassin's creed: odyssey
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Kass was everywhere
+) I organized a timeline...
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so here’s my take on this meme but main couples in TMI
jace and clary
magnus and alec
simon and izzy
#this is my take#well ig this is book canon for their personalities#anyways dont get mad its just for fun#the mortal instruments#shadowhunters#city of bones#city of glass#city of heavenly fire#city of ashes#city of fallen angels#city of lost souls#clary fairchild#clary morgenstern#clary fray#jace herondale#jace and clary#alec lightwood#alexander lightwood#magnus bane#magnus x alec#isabelle lightwood#izzy lightwood#simon lewis#simon lovelace#simon x izzy#clace#malec#sizzy#incorrect quotes
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truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest
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sometimes a family is a ship, your two gay dads, several gfs that you made lieutenants, over a dozen naked warrior women that double as a singing group, your mom and your brother because mom said you had to include him
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I was so confused as to why wilson's big stupid puppy dog eyes looked familiar. and then it finally hit me
he got two for the price of one lol
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