#Fic concepts

[charliemwrites]

Thinking of those stories of innocent, oblivious employees of those advertising call companies accidentally calling sensitive/confidential government numbers.

Thinking of one of those employees, fresh off a too-short lunch, calling the next one in their list. As soon as the call picks up, they launch into their scripted spiel.

Not even halfway through, a rough voice demands, “how did you get this number?”

They start to say their canned response - this isn’t the first time some overworked person has been annoyed at their call.

“No, how did you GET it? You shouldn’t have this number. This is a confidential SAS line.”

And the poor caller, in a fit of horror and confusion, blurts, “please hold” and smashes the button.

Stares at the line for a solid five minutes, blinking spots from their vision. Then trudges to the managers office because THERES NO PROTOCOL FOR THIS.

Except by the time they sort it all out, there’s a huge buff soldier at their call center, with an entire time along with him, demanding to speak to them.

Thusly, they meet Captain John Price who should NOT be so endeared by their blushing apologies that they “panicked, I’m so sorry sir, this has never happened before, I’ve only worked here a few months, PLEASE don’t arrest me.”

And, through the power of accidental cuteness, the employee secured themselves a military sugar daddy 😌

[demigod-shenanigans]

Valgrace fic idea #1 that I’m probably not going to write (feat. some minor-ish pipeyna)

Context: at the pride parade I went to someone gave me a folded note that said “give this to a person you think looks cute” and before I could really see/register what was happening they’d already dipped (strategy I also used to pass on the note lmao A+ way to give a compliment as a shy person and make someone’s day without actively hitting on them)

Anyway Piper and Leo are at their first pride together and Leo gets the note and uses the same strategy to pass it on to Jason and bolt

They don’t know each other at that point, Leo also didn’t feel like his flirting has actually worked very well for him lately so he’s like “eh I’ll just make this person’s day and move on with my life”

And then Piper pauses and stares at Jason and is like “hang on I think this is my comphet summer camp ex from last year”

So now she’s curious and wants to go say “hi” and Leo is sweating because what if the guy realizes he was the one who gave him the note

Piper tells him it’s fine she doesn’t necessarily have to say hi if Leo is too uncomfortable but at that point Jason’s already spotted her and drawn the same conclusion and is dragging Reyna over to them (Reyna gone at least once before and she’s carrying this huge ace flag and Jason just accompanied her as an ally because he didn’t know he was also queer at the time)

And Piper is there with her little sapphic flag sew-on patch and Jason has a gay flag painted on his cheek and they just look at each other and burst out laughing because “you too huh” and then just chat for a bit because “what are the chances” and kind of regretting the fact that they didn’t stay in contact after camp ended

And Leo thinks he’s gonna get away with the note but then Jason looks at him and goes “oh hang on you’re the one who gave me that note!” And Leo freezes and starts nervously chuckling all “yeah can we please not make a big deal out of that I just thought-”

But Jason goes on to say “I think you gave it to me by mistake since we didn’t even know each other. Don’t worry I didn’t open it, here I’ll give it back” and Leo is absolutely dying inside

But then Piper tells him to open it and Jason asks Leo if it’s okay for him to and then he does and his face splits into a huge grin and he says “I think I’ll give it back anyway”

And Piper bursts out laughing because “he did not have that much game when we were dating”

Anyway they exchange numbers. Jason invites Leo to grab some coffee (cocoa because Leo doesn’t like coffee) afterwards and Reyna and Piper look at each other all “I can’t believe they ditched us” but then they decide maybe they can go grab coffee too and actually maybe they’re not too mad about this :)

Piper gives Leo shit about the fact that he ditched her for her ex for years despite the fact that she got a girlfriend out of it

[angelsdean]

imagining an AU where dean puts this ad in the paper and cas responds like "um. i have land and have been told i look great in tight jeans but uhhh my truck is an old beat up thing, i have two left feet, and can't cook to save my life." and dean takes a chance on him because well, those are some nice buns ;) and he's desperate to get away from his dad and his life. and he can cook and show cas, and he can fix up an old truck, and hell, he'll teach this man to dance too, so help him.

[tarnishedspark]

The concept of semi-permanent sparkbonds that will fade to nothing over time if unused, do divorced bots can let their bonds fade out

But then you have this poor bot stuck with the sparkbond because their ex keeps vindictively prodding at them through the bond so it doesn't fade. Like getting terrible text messages from your ex a decade later.

[blushingamethyst]

Concept:

Reader loves Mc too, but Mc always picks the boys.

In a new reincarnation, reader is made a monster and is given the task of killing Mc.

However when they’re face to face, reader can’t do it.

Reader can remember their past, and just wants to be important to Mc.

“Why did you leave me…”

Includes a (Good Ending) and (Bad Ending)

“Why do you always pick them over me? Why can’t you love me!”

Noting this for myself for I don’t forget

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

"We welcome you, EMPLOYEE NAME NOT FOUND, and know you'll enjoy your new job here at the Freddy Fazbear Mega-PizzaPlex!" "Uh, I actually used to work here, but... yeah, okay, thanks, haha." It's been half a decade since you've been here, but nostalgia, or something like it, has you here again, donning the uniform once more and hopeful that this will be just what you need after the last few years. Eager to meet an old friend, you find that in your impatience you've gotten yourself into a mess you're not sure you will come out of happier. The old friend you've missed is now two strangers, but you want that friend back badly enough to choose to rekindle the relationship using the bits and pieces the two strangers seem to recall. You make new friends, here- and you tell yourself that that's fine, and you're happy now, with two friends and that sense of familiarity and comfort this place fills you with. But nothing seems to fill the void that's eating you from the inside. And while you know you just need to choose to be happier, things keep getting stranger- soon your new friends are acting even odder than before, and you're not sure how to help them. And what's with that new security guard and her weird mask, anyway?

anyway the Ruin dlc gave me so many brain worms and now i have a new fic idea yee haw *dies*

[bluesyjean]

When you have some hours traveling and spend it furiously writing a fix-it fic outline out of pure spite. The show tried to say ‘no open ending here’ I’ll be the judge of that.

Story deviates at the diner of Fives where the Five tallying apocalypses picks up on something different about this new Five.

Proceeds to follow him back/intervene and screws that entire suicide plan. (These two versions of Five exist for the duration of the story and frequently clash.)

Proceeds to take them back in time to the start of s4 and explains things like how Five got into the CIA (thanks to Abigail behind the scenes, Five didn’t question how that was so easy for him because of ego lol) and all the other things he should have realized.

Explains how Five started taking pills (like Viktor in s1/Reggie in s3) to deal with how lost he felt, thus explaining his entire extremely mellow s4 attitude. This leads to Viktor picking up/discovering this and confronting him.

Explores WHY Luther went into stripping because he was finally comfortable about his body, gives him back his depth.

Explores how Five tried to find Sloane with his connections but since that’s grown cold Diego steps in when Luther mentions it because screw you, Five and your fancy CIA bs (after possibly reuniting with Patch to help, because I said so)

Explores Ray leaving Allison after he started struggling with the new timeline and joined the Keepers, which alt!Five discovers and alerts Allison.

Klaus gets an entirely different journey once alt!Five gets involved.

Explains why the squid and gives Jennifer an actual character.

Some other bits are still getting worked but I’ve got it solved. Anyway this is happening. I’ll post the first snippet once I’ve got that down to gauge interest tyvm.

[sparrowsarus]

Considering a(nother) Band AU.

Wyll, Lae'zel, and Jenevelle meet in a support group for youth leaving cults and the like. As part of their therapy, they start a folk-metal band; because hey, it worked for 2/3 of Wyll's parents! Wyll & Co don't really want to be the juggernaut Wyll's dads' band became, but they enjoy a comfortable level of success.

Wyll was recruited into an eco-terrorist group as a teenager, which turned out to be a front for all sorts of criminal activity; luckily, he managed to extricate himself before getting in too deep. It strained his relationship with his parents and his sister for a while, but they're in a good place now.

Lae'zel grew up in a militaristic commune, but was ex-communicated after she renounced Vlaakith in uni after falling into a group of Orpheus supporters. This left her with a highly reduced support network, but she doesn't regret it in the least, and she spends a lot of time convincing her former creche-mates that Vlaakith is a fraud.

Jenevelle joined a Shar cult in high school, after her mother got sick and her father stretched himself thin caring for an ailing wife and a worried daughter. The cult convinced her that Shar could heal her mother, as long as Jen--renamed Shadowheart--obeyed every instruction she was given without question. While she eventually escaped, she still has heaps of religious trauma. Sometimes it shows.

Because of this, their oeuvre is largely comprised of historical ballads about great heroes, Gith historical records, and epic poems set to music.

Also many, many dragons.

[tdlosk-concepts]

shun and chiyo run a joint youtube channel where they make gacha content for one anothers ocs. chiyo makes glmvs and shun makes glmms

[drarry-mini-bang]

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[citrine-elephant]

and... the other idea. "shot in the head" except...

leon feels the end is coming close. there's something wrong, and by the looks he's getting from everyone... (post re6, post vendetta)

then, the topic comes up.

"we've gotta adapt our technology if we're ever gonna catch up."

and leon's shot in the chest. not a bullet, but... whatever the hell it is, it brings him back to Alcatraz. with how easy his body just gives up to the worst fucking sickness he's ever felt.

...

he's constantly referenced as if he's not even there. as a subject. an asset. a weapon.

all of these monitors, all of these scientists back and forth. the bars on the cell that make them all so nervous now that he's....

....

au, where leon thinks he's going to be disposed of. just an outdated asset. but he's actually forcefully augmented to become a better weapon for the dso.

[horsegirlwarcrimes]

would u tell me a bit about some svsss thoughts, au‘s ideas or wips of yours?(<- half way through a 9 hour train/bus journey & really bored) please?🥺

i could tell u about my tgirl-sqq/sy au that i’m never gonna write, cuz i genuinely don’t enjoy writing? or maybe show u a picture of my sisters newborn (cutest baby u have ever seen)

omg PLEASE tell me ur thoughts on tgirl sqq I love trans sqq (any direction but esp transfem it's so special to me)

let'sss see, I have a lot of wip and au thoughts at the moment as I nervously procrastinate several important projects 😅

I had a cold earlier this week so I wrote half of a fluffy fic inflicting my cold onto SQQ:

“Liu-shidi is out at the moment,” Shen Qingqiu said, an awful rasp to his voice that Luo Binghe hated.  “Surely Shizun can call him back?” Luo Binghe pleaded.  “For what?” Shen Qingqiu asked, waving a sleeve. “A small cold? This master has managed worse. He’ll return when he returns, and until then it's not so bad.”  “But Shizun–” Luo Binghe tried to object, but Shen Qingqiu gave him a stern look that caused Luo Binghe to fold at once. He redoubled his efforts of looking sad and concerned and despondent as a quick countermeasure, and Shen Qingqiu sighed.  “It’s not so bad,” he repeated. “This master can still perform his duties just fine. Most likely it will pass before Liu Qingge even returns.”

outside of that, i have been on a major qijiu brainrot kick (i have a 8k fic for them i should be posting as soon as i decide if it needs a stronger dose of sqq or not + decide how to end it (sob)), and also reading a ton of disciple days/canon timeline bingqiu and having big feelings about how much i love them. ive also been returning to my unhorny women and gender studies liu qingge omegaverse fic that i am always contemplating but never actually writing, in which liu qingge is a not-like-other-girls omega in PIDW omegaverse and tries to marry shen qingqiu due to fantasy comp het

besides that, here are some concepts ive jotted down in my notes app this week loll:

dragon!YQY hoarding peak lords

this is literally all i have written down for this but i want it to be something SO BAD. save me dragon yqy. dragon yqy save me

Yue Qingyuan is cursed into an endless sleep The other peak lords call on Shen Qingqiu to enter his mind and wake him up as the person closest to him, only... SQQ actually barely knows this guy! He and Binghe take a dream journey through YQY's subconscious and eventually find that SJ is haunting him and eating his power which is keeping him asleep. They must either banish him ORRR.... Sun and Moon Dew mushroom time

i dont think ill write this so if anyone else does....... please take this idea and run w it haha

Sy transmigrated into the little palace Mistress??? Ahhh...

i THINK this came after reading stiltonbasket's SY!QWY fic, because i was thinking about the old palace master being a huge creep and shen yuan dealing with that from inside huan hua palace. i really see shen yuan going on a journey of gender discovery (his own gender AND the perils of misogyny that he never understood as a cis internet man(he thought he was cis at least)) and political intrigue as he tries to get to the heart of whats wrong with huan hua while dodging and or attempting to track down luo binghe. plot??? idk her

Deaf Shang qinghua!! Mbj doesnt notice

someday i must write this bc i love writing my favs as deaf or hoh. id love to explore shang qinghua as being both physically and culturally Deaf and how that plays into his interactions with the world post-transmigration, where there is even less accommodations or access for someone with a disability and he is cut off from his community, especially in terms of his work on an ding and relationship with his martial siblings. mbj not noticing a major facet of his life feels in character and like great drama lol, and i think the conclusion is definitely mbj learning ZGS that teaches him and he ends up liking using it way more than speaking verbally, both for sqh's ease and because he doesnt like to talk lol

i hope this is what u meant hahaha i could talk abt wips and svsss ideas all day. they are living in my head rent free 24/7 ｡ﾟ(TヮT)ﾟ｡ i hope your trip goes by smoothly and quickly!!

[prowlspaparazzi]

*takes a huge bong rip*

What if there was a human that was also a homie hopper and they hooked up with every single autobot on earth at least once not because they're a whore (yes they're a whore, but it's okay bc no risk of STDs bc robots) but because they find cybertronians very attractive and are looking for their robo alien soulmate and what if there was a handful of other humans (like, 2 or something) that also want a big strong robot lover and it was messy and drama tropes galore would that be cringe or camp

[angelsdean]

ok but fr the one with the fanon-sized interest and genuine admiration in bees as a hobby is.......cain. cain daddymurder. he's the guy who would have all the cute bee paraphernalia. and it would be a fun contrast to his serious demeanor. he's the one with the literal bee farm. he's the one selling honey at the farmer's market. in an AU fic cas would be the guy who works for him for a season while severely depressed after blowing up his whole life, and he's just kinda going thru the motions, doing his job, letting the bees be a distraction, hiding out on this remote farm to avoid all his problems. until his ex shows up and is like, Buddy, we need you. i need you.

[slimylittlemaggot]

I think it'd be funny if someone wrote a one shot of the ghoul boys ghost hunting in New York and they run into the rottmnt turtles and Ryan is hyperventilating and Shane is just sitting back like, "Oh wow, these are really impressive costumes."

[felixisfruity]

OKAY SO IM A LITTLE SILLY GUY AND I WANNA WRITE A RIPTIDE AU WITH ONE OF THESE TROPES

For now im going with the top one, which characters should i do?