#Feral bard

[0dde11eth]

Jaskier: now ciri. We don't give people the middle finger

Geralt: that's right

Jaskier: We give them all the fingers

Geralt: what?

Jaskier: Across their face!

Geralt: NO

[curious-trickster]

I love it when Jaskier is able to save Geralt, whether that be by sheer dumb luck and some guts or by immense skill like with people. Just anytime they both save the other is such a good time in my opinion.

How do you feel about it? Are you a Jaskier is the only damsel in distress or do you like them to switch off being the damsel in distress?

*Asks are sent for fun, no pressure to answer.

Oh gods, I LOVE competent/feral Jaskier, you have no idea.

I just think that there's so much potential for hilarious moments to ensue whenever someone makes Jaskier a little more dangerous than you expect him to be.

I think it's much more realistic to have Jaskier actually be able to defend himself from danger, seeing as he does travel across the continent on his own sometimes. Add in the experience he gets over the years from traveling with Geralt and you have a Bard that actually knows how to fight.

I take a lot of joy picturing Geralts disgruntled but reluctanty flustered face whenever Jaskier comes to his rescue or the small pleased smile he can't fight down whenever he sees Jaskier give back as good as he gets in a fight, surprising everyone around him because they assumed the Bard dressed in fancy clothing to be all talk with no real skill and Jaskier just flattened them.

Jaskier's face whenever he notices Geralts reaction is all smug and pleased, he can't help making some quips about it or sauntering up to Geralt, teasingly asking him if he liked the show, feeling even more pleased when Geralts face turns red in a deep blush that surprises both of them.

Like imagine them looking like this:

[0dde11eth]

[0dde11eth]

Lambert: you really think you can beat all us witchers?

Jaskier: absolutely! With the power of friendship!

Pulls out a gun with the inscription "friendship" on the handle

[hngryazn]

Was inspired by a fic written by the lovely @mistertiberius called "What Is Meant To Be (Always Finds A Way)" and I just had to draw this delightfully gruesome scene 🤭

(Edited: I realized I forgot the sword oops so I just added it in)

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 112

Jaskier is like any other harpy, in his own humble opinion, except perhaps, Jaskier was a much better singer. He had a lovely voice. He was the best singing harpy around, in his opinion. Jaskier finds a tasty meal one day. Fresh flesh, and he partakes in the feast. He's shocked nearly into an early moult when a large lumbering figure of a man prowls toward him, with beautiful white hair, though sadly no feathers.

Jaskier likes admiring the man, and tells the man as such. The man sighs, but Jaskier caught a smirk, Jaskier knows what he saw. "I'm afraid I'm here for your meal." Jaskier huffs and flaps his wings with annoyance. A pity the sexy man was taking his food. The man takes his meal and goes to walk away, but pauses, and rips off a leg of the beast, throwing it to Jaskier. Jaskier catches it in his talons, and sings as he flutters about in the air. What a lovely, kind, perfect, beautiful man! Jaskier decides to follow after him. Perhaps he'll get more food, and more smirks that way! Surely the beautiful man wouldn't possibly mind.

[0dde11eth]

Told you that you couldn't handle me. You're a bottom! Stick to being a pillow princess!

seven minutes in hell where you beat the shit out of each other. in a closet

[amoremagnificentbastard]

WIP Whenever

@honeybee-bard was nice enough to tag me on a day on which I have made it ABUNDANTLY CLEAR that I am completely and utterly obsessed with the WIP I'm working on.

WHICH GIVES ME LICENSE TO MAKE IT EEEEEEEVERYONE ELSE'S PROBLEM.

No-pressure tagging @bardic-inspo, @astarioffsimpmain, @gilded-glitter, and @mellybaggins!

[autisticshadowthehedgehog]

hold on gang im tryna cook

[fonthoura]

I started playing bg3 for the sole reason to romance Astarion and do good by him, but I ended up following my Sapphic urge to romance the mean warrior girly who is constantly rude to me.

Truly my most toxic yuri moment to date.

[woodlandrealm]

i just remembered that one way of saying home in sindarin is bardh

all i'm saying is that although difference in pronunciation, when thranduil calls bard by his name he's also calling him home

[pink-ivy-vines]

something something about pike and grog standing in front of a broken keep while everyone else walks off into the sunset and finds comfort in their new roles elsewhere. something about the two who found family despite not sharing blood being the last left. something about how that can still feel like abandonment because no one thought to think about whether or not they had somewhere to go if everyone else also parted.

something something about BOTH of them being abandoned by their families before wilhand took them in except this time they can't even be upset about it cause everyone gets their happy ending EXCEPT for them

[islenthatur]

[0dde11eth]

I did not!

He... walked into my knife... a dozen times

I am completely innocent

walks out of a bar covered in kisses and I say "you should see the other guy" and you look in the bar and he's dead in a pool of blood

[0dde11eth]

Valdo: is your witcher friendly?

Jaskier: yup

Valdo: can I pet him?

Jaskier: go ahead

Valdo: *tries to pet lambert*

Lambert: *stabs valdo*

Valdo: wtf!?!?! I thought you said he was friendly?!!!?!?

Jaskier: oh that's not MY witcher. That's aidens

[missmacfire]

Excellent

video version under cut