#February 27 2024

[royalarchivist]

Fit: No one's gonna be homophobic in this village anymore 'cuz we've got the gay crystals here! No one is going to be homophobic in this village any longer!

Ramon: gg --> gay gnomes

Fit: [Laughs] That's right. They heard you were being homophobic so they had to come kill a couple of horses, you know? It's- yeah, it's the Gay Gnome mafia, is what this is.

Pac: Gay Gnome mafia? [Laughs] Maybe you're gonna wake up tomorrow and... all your stables gonna be gone and all your horses gonna be dead, and BOOM! The gnomes gonna be–

Ramon: but we are gay friendly so...

Pac: Oh yeah, we are gay-friendly, yeah, you're right, you're right Ramon. They wouldn't do such a thing.

Fit: [Laughs] Wait, Ramon– we're not just gay-friendly, we are GAY.

Featuring: the Town of Fobo, the Gay Gnome mafia, and Fit and Pac explaining to Ramon why they're more than just "gay-friendly."

[ Subtitle Transcript ↓ ]

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Fit: No one's gonna be homophobic in this village anymore 'cuz we've got the gay crystals here! No one is going to be homophobic in this village any longer!

Pac: [Laughs] "The gay crystals..."

Fit: It is NOT happening!

Ramon: gg --> gay gnomes

Pac: [Laughs] "GG: Gay Gnomes"

Fit: [Laughs] That's right. They heard you were being homophobic so they had to come kill a couple of horses, you know? Yeah!

Pac: Yeah! Yeah, that- yeah! Perfect, perfect, that's the story, you know- that's the lore behind it.

Fit: It's- yeah, it's the Gay Gnome mafia, is what this is.

Pac: Gay Gnome mafia? [Laughs]

Fit: They heard they were being homophobic.

Pac: Maybe you're gonna wake up tomorrow and... all your stables gonna be gone and all your horses gonna be dead, and BOOM! The gnomes gonna be-

Fit: The gnomes, the gnomes! You know? The gnomes! They strike again.

Pac: [Laughs] The gnomes!

[Fit and Pac practice the Portuguese pronunciation of "gnomes"]

Ramon: but we are gay friendly so...

Pac: Oh yeah, we are gay-friendly, yeah, you're right, you're right Ramon.

Fit: Yeah, they're not g-

Pac: They wouldn't do such a thing.

Fit: [Laughs] Wait, Ramon– we're not just gay-friendly, we are GAY.

[Fit and Pac laugh while Ramon faceplants, Pac joining him on the ground faceplanting next to him moments later]

Pac: Ramon! That's even- that's- that's even better, Fit! They wouldn't even like- they wouldn't even get close to us, you knwo?

Fit: That's right, that's right.

[They both laugh]

Fit: That's r- oh wow, oh this... Good times, good times, good times.

Pac: Good times.

[They both laugh again]

Fit: Oh man... Good times on the QSMP, you love to see it, love to see it.

Pac: Yeah!

[ldshadowdoodles]

[96] flowy capes are fun

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[card-of-the-day]

Today's Card Is: Battlin' Boxer Bellhop

[druggeddraccus]

AGGHGH GETTING A TATTOO TODAY

[al-aeh2001]

I want you to meet my IMP. Her name is Carnage, the daughter of Crimson and the sister of Moxxie.

[thehiddenhermit]

Ugh, I bed rotted until it got dark out again

[havithreatendub4]

#february 27, 2024 Johnny in his #London home #ross halfin photography

[outfitsinspiration]

Who: Julia Berolzheimer

What: Molli Multicolored Zellige Knit Skirt in Multi Pink ($677.00)

When: Daily Look - February 27, 2024

Worn with: SIR. vest, Chanel bag, Clergerie pumps

[untothebreach]

having a really horrible 'ill never look like the people i envy and i was cursed to live in a body that is So Unmistakably Gendered' manifesting as VICIOUS jealousy towards people who can look effortlessly androgynous flare again guys :(

[vyxart]

[royalarchivist]

Pac: It's too much coins, you know? It's too much money! 10,000 coins, that's a lot of money!

Fit: No, for you? It's worth it. What's mine is yours, what's mine is yours, Pac.

Pac: Aww... No, I- [Stammers and laughs] You broke me, I don't even know what to say! Not even in Portuguese!

Fit: It's all good Pac, you know, 'cuz– we're a family, so we gotta stick together!

Pac: The best family ever, thank you so much. I couldn't have asked for a better one. Can we hug?

I still frequently think about how sweet it was that Fit gave Pac enough coins to help him unlock Create. It was something that meant a lot to both q!Pac and cc Pac, and it was really sweet to see. :')

[ Full Transcript ↓ ]

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Fit: So, you're trying to unlock Create, right?

Pac: Uh-huh, yes. I have 5,700 coins and 15,000 missing.

Fit: So... I was talking with Ramon, and it turns out that– well, I've been trying to unlock Create so that Ramon can use it, but since you are technically– you count as his father... If you unlock Create, it means that Ramon will be able to use it as well. So what I'm gonna do Pac, I'm gonna give you all my coins so you can unlock Create really soon, so that way Ramon can have it.

Pac: WHAT? No– really? Are you serious, are you being serious?

Fit: Yeah! because I'm not planning to use Create, I was just going to unlock it for Ramon, so if you have it, then he gets to use it too. So everyone- everyone wins. Everyone's happy.

Pac: [Stammers] What- I- I- I don't have words to thank you. Thank you so much, Fit! But that's so much money, we can't spend it on these things now!

Fit: Well, ok– so I want to give you– I just want to have a few extra for emergency cookies. If I give you 10,000 coins, would that be ok?

Pac: I- really? I- I- [Stammers] I don't even know what- what to say, Fit!

Fit: Yeah, yeah! I mean, you know, I just– I just– you know, I think... it just works out for everyone.

Pac: It's too much coins, you know? It's too much money!

Fit: No, no...

Pac: 10,000 coins, that's a lot of money!

Fit: No, for you? It's worth it. What's mine is yours, what's mine is yours, Pac. What's mine is yours.

Pac: Aww... No, I- [Stammers and laughs] You broke me, I don't even know what to say! Not even in Portuguese!

Fit: Oh, well– it's all good Pac, it's all good, you know, 'cuz– we're a family, so we gotta stick together!

Pac: The best family ever, thank you so much. I couldn't have asked for a better one. Thank you so much Ramon for the [ ??? ]. How cool. Can we hug?

Fit: Of course, of course, of course! Bring it in, Ramon. Bring it in, bring it in. There we go.

Pac: Thank you so much Fit, thank you so much Ramon. I will repay you. I will try to be the best Create-user of all.

Fit: Oh, sweet. Yeah, I have complete faith in you, Pac. I know you can do it.

Pac: Thank– like, with great things comes great responsibility, right?

Fit: Oh yeah, mhmm!

Pac: I think uhm, from- from– I don't know who said that, but you know, I will try my best to use the Create as smart as I can so I can get some resources for you as well, Fit. And I'm gonna pay you back! If you- if you actually handed me like, 10,000 coins, oh my god that's so much money! [Laughs]

Fit: No, you don't have to pay me back, Pac. You don't have to pay me back.

Pac: R-re– Ok, are you sure about–? I insist, you know?

Fit: Oh, just having you around is payment enough, Pac! Just having you around is payment enough.

Pac: Oh, that's so sweet Fit, I'm speechless, you know. I'm speechless. Thank you so much! Like, oh my god–

[chiaraferragniwardrobe]

What: Chiara Ferragni Brand Ferragni Punk Tank Top in Black (140,00€) Where: Instagram Story- February 27, 2024

Worn with: Not After Ten jacket and pants

[jackmarouac]

Vacation ends a few days early. I leave Friday for Baltimore, D.C and Virginia Beach, then Nashville on the way back. Had a good time off but it went way too quick.

Deleted Hinge, might try again in the fall. Just the area I live in there's no options. I just want to meet someone who loves reading and wants to be out in the country rather the city.

I'm kind of getting the feeling it's not in the cards for me. Life got better when I fully committed to my job and decided that was going to be my career. Maybe I need to do that and just commit to being alone.

I had one line with a girl who's bio said she loved Les Miserables and running races. I said my best time was 2:46:01 and the joke didn't land. I mean come on that was clever.

[northgazaupdates]

27 February 2024

Graphic designer Karam Naji reports from Al-Awda Hospital in north Gaza. He says the hospital has announced that all of operations have completely shut down. The hospital, already at severely decreased capacity, is now completely nonfunctional.

[monster-every-day]

day 58 - 2/27/24 - tv fuzzballs

be careful when switching channels! if you're not fast enough, these little freaks will try to tunnel through the fuzz on your screen!!!!!

their main hobbies include making mischief, causing trouble, creating problems on purpose, leaving tv fuzz everywhere, getting lint all over your laundry, creating errors on all your electronics, making everything staticky so as to cause you shocks in the future, and frying circuits!!

their secondary hobbies include arson

[outfitsinspiration]

Who: Julia Berolzheimer

What: SIR. Clemence Tailored Vest in Ivory ($290.00) When: Daily Look - February 27, 2024

Worn with: Molli skirt, Chanel bag, Clergerie pumps