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I finally have some free time to draw sketches and tell you about my headcannons with (young) Harvey and Dr. Stone!! 💥💥
The first headcanon: Harvey really likes to touch Stone's funny sticking-out hair with his antennae (I have no idea what to call it lol). OF COURSE, Dr. Stone gets angry, and Harvey just giggles and watches him—
The second headcanon: I thought it would be funny if Dr. Stone had (and maybe still has) a secret hobby of collecting minerals and stones. it's pretty funny that a sullen and angry dude collects and examines all sorts of stones, and then writes something in his book, muttering something under his nose. if Harvey somehow found out about his husband's hobby, he could throw him beautiful stones while he was going somewhere.
The third headcanon: Harvey loves hugging Dr. Stone very much, when he does this, this old fart immediately starts to get angry and swear, but after 15-20 minutes calms down and falls asleep. maybe Harvey does this on purpose so that his husband at least sometimes gets a full sleep
(not) Old people,,,,
#Not really old fards...#Thembs existing (Real) HSHDHDJJD#To Harvey his antennae are silly lil things- but sometimes pokes someone with em as a form of smooch/doting someone#Loving husbambs...#Also the two lil things sticking up stone's head is technically a dreadlock versions of cowlicks lmAO#Though it would most likely either be due to being cut very small- or just folded and tied to achieve the look#But that's for the human version anyway muppet vers dont need reasons lmAo#FUNFACT I never really talked about it and just mentioned it briefly-#But stone has a rock named “grandson” with googly eyes on it#He uses it mostly to mock frank with it on how his “grandson” is better than frank will ever be smhh#Last part definitely is something that would happen HDBDBD#Dr Stone specially as a youngin was a HUGE workaholic (still is but becoming old made him a lot more tired)#And Harvey would always try and set up a sleeping schedule for him so he can get a good nights rest#(Which sometimes worked- though stone would usually wake up an hour or two later and go right back to work-)#Harvey always tried his best for stone 😔💔🥄🥄#BUT AWEAWEAWE THE OLD FARDSSS;;;;#CUTE LIL DOODLES OF EMMMMM
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GAH DAM (not) OLD MEN YAOI??!?!?!?
[young] Harvey and Dr. Stone!!!
(@clownsuu's OCs!!)
mini "comic" about Harvey's possible love?? (I do not pretend to be canon) just a funny sketch from my head.
and also I have this—
I really love these young old farts 🥹
#GAH DAM SO MUCH NON OLD MEN#AWEAWEAWEAWEAWE#god I wish I had motivation to doodle a bunch of old men being gay my motivation has ran absolutely dry#BUT AWE SO CUUTEEEE ;;;#young Harvey and young stone…. This is def around their early after college years I’d say#young yet still incredibly dumb… just two guys bein in love tm#Happily married with their daughter (Shelly) (best slug) (goin ham on some cucumbers)#Happy old fards..#AWEAWEAW E A W E-#Until divorce arc that is-#That’s when everything goes down hill and Harvey uses Shelly as a tissue to wipe his tears (she didn’t like it)#Lil guys….. where did it all go wrong-?#Definitely the happiest years Stone had- but he’s too much of an ass to admit that smhh
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It is Wednesday my dudes, and I'm having persian rice cookies. I went with Fard rice cookies for these. I'm just going to say that this company's name sounds a bit funny to the English speaking ear and leave it there.
These are soft, dry, and a bit crumbly. The flavor is fairly plain and mildly sweet. These don't do too much for me, but definitely aren't bad at all. They do dunk well.
3/5
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Bethany's Bizarre Miraculous Reviews: The Miraculous Movie
It was really good! Not as many fard jokes as I expected, although Marinette's singing voice did shock me. Cristina Vee is known for her singing, after all. Nooroo's voice also felt off to me. The Love Square romance here was great, not unhealthy or anything, DJWifi felt more in-place here, Chloe was genuinely sinister and competent, and Hawkmoth and his akumas were amazing! His musical number is definitely my favorite. Also the animation was great! The characters looked far better than in the show (they were kinda uncanny and hard for me to look at, honestly,) Paris looked actually like Paris, and I'm excited to see more of it in season 6!
#miraculous ladybug#miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir#miraculous#marinette dupain cheng#adrien agreste#ml ladybug#chat noir#ml chat noir#gabriel agreste#hawkmoth#adrienette#ladynoir#love square#miraculous movie#chloe bourgeois
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day 7 of shidding n farding about endhawks:
i mainly wanna shine a spotlight on the voice acting in mha. people extract romantic significance and ship things based on very different factors---eye contact, hand-holding, friendship, emotional intensity whether positive or negative, blushing, shared themes and how the narrative frames the characters--and the list goes on--and personally, i gotta say that voice acting definitely is one of those factors for me!
needless to say, the voice acting is part of what initially put endhawks on my radar at all. hawks's introduction very efficiently establishes him as collected and unflappable, but in the high-end fight that mask crumbles. (also pardon the void--crunchyroll blocked my screen recorder, so the media is purely in asmr-podcast-form ig) ((in both english and japanese!))
i mean, the raw dialogue was already doing a lot, but the voice acting enhanced it even further. in these couple of lines i had to reckon with the earnestness, the familiarity, the affection, the desperation to help, and wonder where all of that was coming from. from a doylist pov, obviously, none of that was supposed to sound romantic, but from a watsonian pov the possibilities were endless! funnily enough (and there are for sure plenty of folks who validly disagree), the tone of voice to me did not sound remotely filial--like idk i love members of my family but i don't sound like that when i talk about them, and it'd feel a lil weird if i did--but that judgment of mine is personal to me and based on a lot of vocal subtleties that can easily be read as platonic by someone else. i recognize that subjectivity applies extra hard to things like tone of voice and facial expressions (i've absolutely been on either side of seeing the shipping vibes or not seeing them at all), but i think that subjectivity is more of a feature than a bug! it's part of what makes things interesting!
so anyway, when hawks was introduced to endeavor at first i was like "haha what an odd couple, ig the flaming garbage man is bumping up against a colleague for a second so he'll get humbled and then that'll be it"--then hawks started really sayin and doin shit that had me like "oh. so it's like that then. sorry my mistake" lol.
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hi! for the last almost two years, i've been writing a benchtrio-centric dream SMP college student government au! at this point, that feels a little weak for all that it is, since it covers a LOT more than student government.
the setup: ranboo is an assistant to the Somnium Peninsula University's student government (Board and Senate) and in their first year at the university. tommy and tubbo are both on the senate, as are a variety of the other dsmp characters. tommy and tubbo meet ranboo, and almost immediately begin a friendship with them, but ranboo is full of trauma and dealing with a lot of shit on the side, making things a little rocky for them.
but wait, there's more! you've got queer characters, characters with disabilities, acknowledgement of the shitty side of american universities, heavily researched medical issues, and a story of found family and learning that there can be more to life than what's been thrown at you.
if any of this interests you, check out dead relatives and daddy issues for 642,214 words (and counting!) of hurt/comfort and mild projection from the author (did you know i work in student government? because i work in student gover-)
testimonies:
"i enjoy the updates on how fucked up ranboo is" - @pigeonhome
"thrown my phone and dislocated my thumb for drdi . 10/10 will definitely read again" - @crowsnesthoot
"Made me cry like every two chapters /pos - in all seriousness so well written with so much research, the dialogue feels in character and the characters feel so real, 10/10" - @approximately12lbs-of-ducks
"genuinely changed my life for the better!" - @hannahkthesciencegay
"read the first fic in the series over the course of two days and it only took that long because i has school i was that hooked it’s an amazing and well written story that has made me feel so many emotions i cannot recommend it enough 1000000/10" - @spacey-rambles
"Characters feel like real people and situations feel like real situations, its obvious the amount of thought and care Kale Leafcabbage puts into this fic <3" - @inessen-kryo
"fard" - @mrhotdog95
"Drdi actually stands for 'Damnboy Read Dis Immediately'! i promise you won't lose sleep over this fic! (<- lying but it's worth it)" - @potatocupcakeval
"cool fic by a cool guy" - @synech-doche
#dream smp fanfiction#dsmp fic#dsmp fanfiction#benchtrio#dsmp au#i finished the most recent fic and thought this would be a good time to promo :]#drdi#cabbage posts
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Pls overthink the romantic intricacies of Skurret
This is gonna be easy because he has no prospects and learns no lessons
How does your character view the idea of romantic love?
As a game to win. He thinks he's good at it despite his terrible kdr
2. What was your character's first heartbreak, and how did it influence their approach to relationships?
I believe it was a pretty elf girl who ditched him for a dragon boy back in like second grade. this has had disastrous consequences for the galaxy
3. Does your character believe in soulmates, and why or why not?
Yes. he thinks every girl he's currently talking to is definitely his soul mate. he has the memory of a goldfish so he will forget all about her once he sees another one. He believes in soulmates because he read Dusk and Dawn, the space equivalent of Twilight
4. What traits does your character find most attractive in others?
Sigh, it's a simple formula. When it comes to women; 1. nonhuman lifeform. 2. big tiddies. 3. taller than him. There are a few negative traits that will invalidate attraction even if the above traits are met, such as, for example, if the target is a bug (he fears them, because of the prophecy) or an owl (he's racist). When it comes to men he swoons for bishonen types, whom he calls hotboys, but is in deep denial about it
5. What does your character fear most in a relationship?
Nothing. he thinks once he secures the fuck all his problems will be over forever
6. How does your character handle jealousy or insecurity in relationships?
He is the most jealous and insecure person in the universe, but fortunately has never been in a relationship
7. What past relationship still impacts your character's current life?
He still thinks about that girl who got way (in grade school)
8. How does your character show love and affection?
By attacking people that get near you like a poorly trained dog
9. What significant change has your character experienced in their understanding of love?
N/A
10. What sacrifices has your character made for love, and were they worth it?
Well he got thrown into prison for international piracy as a result of trying to impress a girl (by foiling a kidnapping attempt (that he instigated)) and it didn't work so no
11. How does your character's cultural or familial background influence their views on marriage and relationships?
He's space italian and so he's got that romance language view of love as a fiery and bombastic thing
12. Does your character have a relationship that everyone else misunderstands?
well he's always talking shit about his mom despite her being a sweet woman. granted she was a strict disciplinarian but she loves her son. of course after the terrorism the whole family disavowed him which only reinforced his views
13. How does your character handle rejection or unrequited love?
screaming crying throwing up shidding farding etc
14. What lesson about love is your character still trying to learn?
there's a million lessons he should learn but he's not going to. look I think everyone can be saved if they look deep inside themselves and make a genuine effort to change. but skurret is incapable of that. he's going to die alone and go to hell, and there won't even be hot demon girls. there's just gonna be me, with a bat.
15. How has your character's professional life affected their romantic relationships?
N/A
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You know what, if noone else talks about Unicorn Overlord's music I will. Someone has to spread this soundtrack.
Get a load of those tracks:
Farde Mal Diavolo - I heard you like bulgarian woman choirs? (*disclaimer I don't know if this is an actual bulgarian woman choir but the vocals are very reminiscent of the style of music) Alternative title: If you decide to listen to only one single song from this soundtrack make it this one. Please I beg you.
Heir to the Dragonlands - This one is definitely a fan favourite if you believe youtube and reddit comments. Not among my personal favourites necessarily but it does pack quite a punch. It definitely fits the situation it's used in.
Bastorias Stage - This is a map theme that plays while you're sending your troops across the snowy lands of Bastorias. It's just really pretty idk. I love the layering around 1:30.
Bastorias Battle - Difficult to show with the song in isolation but those first few notes hit hard when the stage theme transitions into this battle theme. I love how it flows with such an airy bounce while keeping the appropriate oomph for a combat theme.
Isle of Palevia - This plays on a tiny island and I love how the slow bells give the illusion of ships anchored in a harbour. You know the sound I mean?
Drakenhold Stage - Man, the strings.
Drakenhold Battle - Of course, my beloved. The favourite. The blorbo. Idk it's just sexy. Listen to it.
Elheim Stage - This song perfectly embodies what it's for: elves hiding in forests and ambushing you. Not necessarily among my favourites but I do like it a lot for sounding so... sneaky. Mischievous. There's something lurking in the dark. And it's a pretty elf in thigh-high boots.
The Holy March - Ok last but not least... I'm biased because this was a unique theme for my favourite battle in the game lol. A late game theme (if you stick to the intended chronology), it's pressing, it's urgent, it reeks of angels that need a beating. I really love that one, it set the atmosphere for the battle perfectly.
And there is more!! But I can't just go posting the entire soundtrack now lol. Check it out, you won't regret it.
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Absolutely screaming and shidding and farding at the lowly toad servants bowing to Rabbi Bowser Haman in the Purim chapter of the webcomic my girlfriend @starfish-comics has created. I advised the writing of the spiel and some other Jewish-holiday-specific stuff. Brings me back to the Star Wars spiel my shul did 4 years ago. Except no one curses like the Heller family. If you are also sorely missing Purim stories this year (and every year) in media, u should definitely read it on tapas (p.s. this is chapter 10!) or on the website !! That is all, Chag Sameach!
#purim#purim spiel#lgbtqia#comic#webcomic#brt#beautiful radiant things#starfish comics#gay#queer art#queer comic#jewish#chag sameach
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I perform worshipping regularly; but what are the signs showing that my worship is accepted by our Lord?
There is no definite decree regarding the issue. However, there are some signs of it. They are as follows: a person sees himself away from sins; he feels that the joy in his heart lessens; he feels the power of Allah Almighty on everything that he looks at; he approaches good people and moves away from bad people; he regards very few worldly things as a lot and a lot of deeds for the hereafter as very few; he keeps his heart busy with what Allah rendered fard; he controls his tongue; he always thinks; he always regrets about the bad things he did.
A person who performs worshipping as much as he can should not think about whether his worshipping is accepted or not; he should think about his duties.
#Allah#god#islam#quran#muslim#revert#convert#revert islam#convert islam#reverthelp#revert help#revert help team#help#islam help#converthelp#prayer#salah#muslimah#reminder#pray#dua#hijab#religion#mohammad#new muslim#new convert#new revert#how to convert to islam#convert to islam#welcome to islam
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Adding Italian hope you don't mind (many of these words can be found in English or French too + my knowledge of make up products may not be so deep so yeah if someone has soemthing to say, please do it)
face - il viso, la faccia
skin - la pelle
skin care - la skin care (we use the English definition more often but you could say "la cura della pelle")
eyes - gli occhi
lips - le labbra
cheeks - le guance
eyebrows - le sopracciglia
eyelashes - le ciglia
water - l'acqua
cleanser - il detergente (*per il* viso)
makeup remover - lo struccante
toner - il tonico, il toner (rarer, can be used more often as "printer toner" so be mindful of the context)
serum - il siero
face oil - l'olio per il viso
lip balm - il balsamo per le labbra, il burrocacao
moisturizer - la crema idratante
exfoliant - l'esfoliante
massage - il massaggio
face mask - la maschera
foundation - il fondotinta
concealer - il correttore
powder - la polvere
bronzer - la terra, la polvere abbronzante
highlighter - l'illuminante
lipstick - il rossetto
lipgloss - il lucidalabbra, il lipgloss, il gloss (per le labbra)
eye shadow - l'ombretto
mascara - il mascara
eyebrow pencil - la matita per le sopracciglia
eyebrow gel - il gel per le sopracciglia (can be found in English too)
makeup brush - il pennello per il/da trucco
eye liner - l'eyeliner, la matita (per gli occhi)
blush - il blush, il fard, il rouge
to put on makeup - truccarsi
to wash - lavarsi
to take off makeup - struccarsi
to do skincare routine - fare la skin care quotidiana, seguire la skin care routine, la pratica quotidiana di cura della pelle
to massage- massaggiare
to apply - applicare
and this is my old list
skin care and makeup in french
aka how to have your own vogue beauty secrets moment en français 🧼
(doing this mainly for myself and a very niche audience)
face - le visage, la figure
skin - la peau
skin care - soin visage
eyes - les yeux
lips - les lèvres
cheeks - les joues
eyebrows - les sourcils
eyelashes - les cils
water - l’eau
cleanser - le nettoyant
makeup remover - le démaquillant
toner - le tonique, la lotion tonique
serum - le sérum
face oil - l’huile
lip balm - le baume à lèvres
moisturizer - la crème, la crème hydratante
exfoliant - l’exfoliante
massage - le massage
face mask - le masque
foundation - fond de teint
concealer - l’anti-cerne, l’anti-tache
powder - la poudre
bronzer - la poudre de soleil
highlighter - l’highlighter, l’illuminateur
lipstick - le rouge à lèvres
lipgloss - le brillant à lèvres, le gloss (à lèvres)
eye shadow - le fard à paupière
mascara - le mascara
eyebrow pencil - le crayon à sourcil
eyebrow gel - le gel à sourcil
makeup brush - le pinceau de maquillage
eye liner - l’eye-liner, l’eye-liner liquide
blush - le blush, le fard à joues
to put on makeup - se maquiller
to wash - se laver
to take off makeup - se démaquiller
to do skincare routine - faire des soins de la peau
to massage- masser
to apply - appliquer
#it#italian#langblr#italiano#italian language#languages#italian langblr#parole words#italian vocabs#vocabs#vocabulary#italian vocabulary#traduzioni#italianblr
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Doing orientation w an older gent who was definitely farding………….
#almost laughed uncontrollably during a video we watched together#about tha video not his stinkin ass 🤢
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Allah’s Messenger (ﷺ) talked about Friday and said, “There is an opportune time on Friday and if a Muslim gets it while praying and asks something from Allah (Subhanahu wa Ta’ala) , then Allah (Subhanahu wa Ta’ala) will definitely meet his demand.” And he (the Prophet) pointed out the shortness of that time with his hands. [Bukhari #935]
The most famous opinion is that this special time is after Asr till Sunset and many scholars adopted this view. [See Fathul Baari V.3 Pg. 218-228]
IN CONCLUSION:
Durood Shareef (Salat and Salam) is encouraged every-day and especially on Fridays.
One may recite any wordings of Salat which one have memorized. Alternatively, any of the above two wordings may also be used.
One may recite it anytime from after Maghrib on Thursday until before Sunset on Fridays.
One may recite it 80 times, 100 times or any amount of times all have merit.
If one has the practice of reciting Durood after the Fard Salah of ‘Asr on Fridays, one may continue based on the general narrations above.
And Allah Most High knows best.
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"The Pledge." From Surah 19, Surah Maryam, "The Mother of the Dawn."
I spoke in the last frame about the need to know the Quran first. As the pillar of the faith, it defines all the rest- Sawm, Zakah, Hudud, Sadaq, Salah, etc. Faith without a foundation in these is the most deadly poison man will ever consume. Without first hand knowledge of the Quran, madmen are allowed to call themselves prophets and gods and there is no way to force them out. So all mankind must know the Quran as competently as it knows the rest of the books in use in churches in temples as its advice can save the planet.
To this effect, I found a Hadith, faith in practice that applies the Quran to a contemporary problem: How to confront persons identifying as Muslims who manufacture weapons for the purposes of aggression, and convey to them they must submit to the pen for the sake of peace.
There must be Tafsir, surrender to the Will of God which states, "do not fight." I have asked the world for a council, a Majlis to discuss a commerce related solution to the conflicts in the Middle East but none are disengaging. The Quran says if we do not face the future with faith in disengagement, we will sow a field of regret:
2:214-216
Or do you think that you will enter Paradise while such [trial] has not yet come to you as came to those who passed on before you? They were touched by poverty and hardship and were shaken until [even their] messenger and those who believed with him said,"When is the help of Allah ?" Unquestionably, the help of Allah is near.
They ask you, [O Muhammad], what they should spend. Say, "Whatever you spend of good is [to be] for parents and relatives and orphans and the needy and the traveler. And whatever you do of good - indeed, Allah is Knowing of it."
Fighting has been enjoined upon you while it is hateful to you. But perhaps you hate a thing and it is good for you; and perhaps you love a thing and it is bad for you. And Allah Knows, while you know not.
Also:
3: 156-163
" O you who have believed, do not be like those who disbelieved and said about their brothers when they traveled through the land or went out to fight, "If they had been with us, they would not have died or have been killed," so Allah makes that [misconception] a regret within their hearts. And it is Allah who gives life and causes death, and Allah is Seeing of what you do."
Surah Maryam adds to this, stating firmly, there is nothing to be gained by disobeying the Quran.
19: 77-82:
"Have you seen ˹O Prophet˺ the one1 who rejects Our revelations yet boasts, “I will definitely be granted ˹plenty of˺ wealth and children ˹if there is an afterlife˺.”?
Has he looked into the unseen or taken a pledge from the Most Compassionate?
Not at all! We certainly record whatever he claims and will increase his punishment extensively.
And We will inherit what he boasts of, and he will come before Us all by himself.
They have taken other gods, instead of Allah, seeking strength ˹and protection˺ through them.
But no! Those ˹gods˺ will deny their worship and turn against them."
Commentary:
Unless one reads the Quran on one's own and then attempts to follow in the paths of those like him, there is no hope for an end to corruption in the world. Muhammad said only the compassionate shall inherit rewards in this life and the next. Those who claim the rewards are earned or taken in other ways are false gods and all worship of them must be turned against them.
None of the other texts of faiths feature articles for disengagement, for ways to end wars and bloodshed caused by aggression. Islam is the only one.
Now that we have read about it, let there be Tafsir all around the world, surrender to the power of the pen. This is what is meant by the pledge above. The pen is God's Fard, His Mule, His beast of burden for the onset of the Masjid. Upon its first strokes, we must convene the Majlis, identify the New Emirates, replace warring factions and governments with God's saints, and pray we reset the Hour.
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A History of the Nation of Islam: Race, Islam, and the Quest for Freedom
A History of the Nation of Islam: Race, Islam, and the Quest for Freedom
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This book provides a fascinating, unparalleled look at the Nation of Islam, including its history, the complexity of its views towards orthodox Muslims, women, and other minorities, and the trajectory of the group after the 1995 Million Man March. The release of the Federal Bureau of Investigation's extensive archive of surveillance files, interviews, and firsthand accounts has made it possible to reveal the truth behind the myths and misperceptions about the Nation of Islam. This comprehensive resource catalogues the times, places, and people that shaped the philosophies from its formative years through to its present incarnation. The definitive source on the subject, A History of The Nation of Islam: Race, Islam, and the Quest for Freedom draws on over a dozen interviews, along with archival and rarely-used sources. The book departs from the usual "Malcolm X-centric" treatment of the subject, and instead examines the early leadership of Fard Muhammad, challenges conventional views on Malcolm X, and explores the present day internal politics of the movement post Louis Farrakhan's retirement.
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#A History of the Nation of Islam: Race#Islam#and the Quest for Freedom#click the title link to download for FREE from the BLACK TRUEBRARY
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Now that is definitely the face of a man who has just farded.
🧍♂️💨
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