#Until divorce arc that is-

[castiels-undercoat]

It will forever be funny to me that in season 13 when Cas comes back from the dead Dean goes from lashing out at everyone while hes in full downward spiral mode to suddenly being in the best mood possible, giggling and kicking his feet over cowboys and hes just like "what im not allowed to be happy or something? 🙄" like bro...🫵🤨 you're fucking gay

[clownsuu]

GAH DAM (not) OLD MEN YAOI??!?!?!?

[young] Harvey and Dr. Stone!!!

(@clownsuu's OCs!!)

mini "comic" about Harvey's possible love?? (I do not pretend to be canon) just a funny sketch from my head.

and also I have this—

I really love these young old farts 🥹

[tenwhiteandalusians]

so no one was going to tell me if i got literally one episode further tenax drops that he’s the one who saved scorpus from his mom’s pimp AND that he’s intimately familiar with scorpus’ dick when he was younger. guys. guys.

[y-rhywbeth2]

Cespenar (Bhaal's Butler): "...Bhaal once drop hammer on big godly toe. Jump around and swear for days, he did. Kicked poor me all the way to Baator. Very bad week, that."

A day in the life of a Butler: Father and Boss of the Year, Bhaal certainly does have a track record with swearing:

Bhaal rose and glared at [Midnight], cursing in a language no human could duplicate.

Bhaal stood in the middle of the landing and stared at the closed door, venting his anger in a stream of guttural curses.

I wonder if Bhaalspawn get that alongside the murder ideation? Do normally polite little murder babies suddenly start using "fuck" as a form of verbal punctuation when possessed by the urge to murder and maim?

Also I've got to wonder which layer of the Nine Hells Cespenar landed on and how the locals responded to that. Did he have to walk back, or did he get ransomed? Did Bhaal get a fine from Asmodeus for littering? ...also considering that the butlers appear to be fiends, most likely devils, I wonder if they're the repurposed souls of mortal Bhaalists who died? Because that's what gods make their fiend/celestial servants from.

[protagonistscum]

"why do you ship them, they're terrible and toxic for each other!"

[k0fii]

I don't have a lot of Joongdok headcanons but one of my personal favorites (and one that I'm very adamant about) is that Yoo Joonghyuk was fully awake during this scene

Just,, the thought of Kim Dokja speaking freely, letting all of his questions and doubts and confusion only when he thinks Yoo Joonghyuk is asleep. Yoo Joonghyuk unknowingly listening to him and not saying anything because they can never just talk to each other like normal people - they needed to bear their hearts to each other first, to clash blades because that was how they talked all this time from the Theater Dungeon until now. Yoo Joonghyuk's growing frustration at Kim Dokja's inability to understand how he changed because he still looks to WOS to tell him about Yoo Joonghyuk and how he should act instead of looking to the person himself. Yoo Joonghyuk's anger at the Fourth Wall and his curiosity as well. The ever-present question of why did Kim Dokja decide to stay in the 1863rd turn and the hurt and betrayal that it brings because he was the one who convinced Yoo Joonghyuk to stay in the 3rd turn and to refuse to regress. Yoo Joonghyuk looking at the defenseless, sleeping Kim Dokja and leaving the pocket watch but not killing him when he absolutely could've.

[malewifingonside]

Doodles that i made while reading catmik's The Woes of Transmigrating Into a Minor Villain its so good it scrambled my brain

[ianthesmells]

being interested in only 1 character in the locked tomb series is like being at a party and u dont know anybody but the one friend ur looking around for . except the  party is Nona The Ninth and the 1 friend is ianthe tridentarius and u know whenever it is that u do run into her shes going to actually make the party worse

[thirdmagic]

season 1 of iwtv is about the development of loustat's romance and ends with their big dramatic messy divorce, season 2 is about loumand's romance and ends with THEIR big dramatic messy divorce, which is followed by loustat possibly be starting to get together again or at least getting a bit of reconciliation. i know season 3 will be more lestat focused but i'm assuming that it will have the development of daniel/armand's own toxic romance as the main subplot and have them getting together and end with their big messy divorce. and then they get together in season 4 but like, with these four guys, they can probably spend a whole 10 seasons just getting messy divorced and epically married endlessly in cycles if need be. so who know if thats even a planned ending.

[shardofsun]

Worst part of being a Pharma fan is that unlike with Tarn, I can’t enjoy the fics where he shows up as a generic villain. Like, yeah I can believe that Tarn will, in any universe, have the capacity to be the worst fucking person possible. Nobody likes Tarn because they want him to be nice, they like him because in a comic that’s basically a “Cybertron’s Got Talent (For War Crimes)” competition he somehow manages to come up on top.

Liking Pharma, however, means knowing that his villainy only stemmed from a series of highly specific events (thanks Tarn) and the moment those events don’t exist in a fic and Pharma is still evil my immersion is broken. He is just some guy. The fact that he is just some guy is part of the appeal. He’s a great villain because of the dissonance of him having chainsaw hands and slicing people in half, while also being just some guy who’s petty about his ex. Stop taking away his just some guy status!!

[xmen-blue]

so scott left the x-men. for the good of his marriage. historically this has gone well 🙄

[vveirdnobdy]

IN RESPONSE TO YOUR VOLLEY OF ARROWS I RELEASE MY TREBUCHET:

Perhaps Shen Qingqiu should have noticed something was wrong when he started qi deviating almost regularly again.

Since transmigrating into Proud Immortal Demon Way he hadn’t deviated except for his entrance into the not-so fake novel world over a decade ago - and even then it was hard to say if it was qi deviation that enable Shen Yuan into the body or if his entrance into it via the system had caused the qi deviation. What he meant anyway, was that even with his many years of having Without A Cure (and he hadn’t ever quite got around to explaining to Binghe what the cure was, since the system hadn’t given him any leeway to explain as to how he would have figured that piece of information out) he hadn’t had a singular qi deviation!

Dying what, three times? Not a cause for a deviation! Dealing with Zhangmen-shixiong snivelling and crooning ‘xiao-jiu ah, sorry, Qingqiu-shidi’ near constantly before marrying Binghe and then monthly at the sect meetings? Not a cause for a deviation! Falling into this smut-brained worlds near endless wife-plots as the sole spouse of the protagonist? Not a cause for deviation! Having to put up with Airplane shooting towards the sky’s utter bullshit of an attempt at justifying why Mobei-jun had totally not been courting him for over two decades before he wised up to it and got hitched the demonic way? NOT! A! CAUSE! FOR! DEVIATION! Even if he knew far too much about his friend's sex life than he ever even wanted to distantly acknowledge as a result of the many icy talks he’d had with the oblivious peak lord to get him to understand what he’d been doing for the past few years. Suffice it to say, Shen Qingqiu had had a rather Stressful life these past few years and they hadn’t caused any deviations and his rather… frequent dual cultivation sessions with his husband should have helped stabilise his foundation even more to where the infrequent horrors of the body's past didn’t dare approach!

And yet.

(And yet, Shen Yuan had been waiting for the other shoe to drop for years. Ever since he had woken up in a healthy body to call his own he’d been waiting; when everything hadn’t collapsed around him with the affliction of Without a Cure he’d known it would come back tenfold to what he’d endured in his first life.)

And yet, here he was having his tenth qi deviation in the past two months, holed up in his marriage chambers in the demon realm bereft of his husband or a doctor given that the poor demonic servants had tried to get into the room to help him contact his sect and been met with his body’s keyed up defensive instincts. From where he was curled up his blankets he could hear xiao Huai quibbling with some of the maids about how they couldn’t get ahold of ‘the esteemed’ emperor and how if they didn’t act soon the consort might die.

With the way things were going, Qingqiu wasn’t entirely sure that wasn’t what Binghe wanted.

But he couldn’t think like that. Because Binghe loved him, the man broke down into tears at the mere thought that Shen Qingqiu wasn’t at the height of satisfaction all day everyday, and would have veritable tantrums if he didn’t ensure that his husband knew he loved him! Shen Qingqiu hadn’t gone a day without being ravished for who knows how long now that he was married! But that wasn’t true at the moment was it? 

Binghe hadn’t been home in months, off on one conquest to another; fighting some uprising; some demonic noble getting too big for his boots; some father who would hand off his daughter into the waiting arms of his harem seeking husband-

He couldn’t understand it. For years Shen Qingqiu had been convinced that Binghe was building his harem, and then they’d gotten married and he’d been promised, assured with a heavenly oath of all things, that his heart would remain faithful to Shen Qingqiu and Shen Qingqiu only. And yet Luo Binghe was out there, somewhere, creating a harem right now. There were demonesses’ already in the palace, mistresses in his own fucking home, and they were so kind to him and he detested it. They were all young, just about adults some of them, like the stallion protagonist Luo Binghe had liked, and they kept their distance for the most part, but when they dared approach they smiled at him and tried to impress him. Called him ‘gege’ and told him how they’d heard about his exploits as empress, how the demon realm had flourished because of the shrewd mind of The Xiu Ya sword. 

Proud Immortal Demon Way had described an acidic atmosphere in the harem, all the wives disappearing into the background except for the next cat fight that would lead to a disproportionate orgy; and yet Shen Qingqiu found the opposite. These women seemed to be trying to gain his approval, all of them quibbling and asking not-so-subtly what he’d like as a gift, the older demoness’ sharing tea with him (always accepting that he preferred to brew his own and not taking offence to it) and bemoaning for him that Shen Qingqiu was the head of the household, a peak lord and mostly leading the charge of the demon realm with Mobei-jun and Shang Qinghua whilst their husband was away. 

None of that mattered though. (It did. That was the point. That was the problem.)

What mattered was the fact that the System had flickered back to life sometime last month in the middle of one of his Qi deviations and declared that due to a system error he would unfortunately have to deal with Without-A-Cure being reintroduced until the plot realigned itself. And given the state he was already in, Shen Qingqiu was fairly sure that it was going to kill him this time.

I’m ngl I’m actually more intrigued then suffering by this one👀

Like you fr ended it on without a cure coming back and I’m giddy. See you didn’t account in this war of Angst that I actually love SY/SJ angst it breaths life into me.

[lilacs-stash]

so upset about there being next to no new nickloon content

I thought tumblr was supposed to be the geeky content providing site??? how am I starved already???

boutta cook my own food at this point if no one else seems to be that crazy like me

Don't worry anon I shall provide! They are living in my brain rent free atm and I've already drawn them more then any other ii characters X3

[fayt30l0v3]

Ok I’ve been working on the stupidest project known to man, a kinda longish fic based off my good freind @nullb1rdbones going, ok imagine a highschool musical au of the arcane with jayvik as the main focus. This spurned a whole 26 page google doc. It is equivalently as shittily written as the concept sounds.

[stopthefeeling]

It says something twisted about me that the worse Eddie is to Buck, the more I'm into them

[cybertron-after-dark]

what the FUCK happens in cyberverse

Here's a list just off the top of my head, in no particular order. MASSIVE spoilers ahead.

-Wheeljack keeps making party drugs. This is not only accepted but wholly encouraged by the Autobots. He's made the bot equivalent to cocaine so strong it made grimlock physically unable to stop himself from running around the ship at mach 5. This was the basis for an entire episode. He's also made patches that give you a direct link to the Allspark that he passed out at a party specifically to get everyone as fucked up as physically possible. I cannot overemphasize that Optimus make no effort to stop this until things turn destructive on both occasions.

-Soundwave and Shockwave completely fucking hate each other and have a whole rivalry trying to be a better and more useful follower for Megatron than each other.

-Soundwave is a fucking memelord who will play clown music or dramatic riffs to dunk on people from the soundboard he has built into his hardware.

-theres a sort of liminal dimension referred to as Unspace that you can get stuck in and if you are there for too long you will straight up disintegrate. We see this happen to the entire crew aboard the arc from different timelines several times while the main timeline crew we follow tries to escape this fate, thus dooming dozens of other timelines.

-Cheetor is basically Allspark Jesus, and he's tired of all the fighting, so he tries to have Optimus and Megatron settle their differences once and for all. The chosen method for this was making them both play the Newlywed Game. They were both terrible at it, the MegOp Divorce agenda is alive and well.

-the Quintessons invade Cybertron and stick the entire population into a simulation a la The Matrix, which slowly drains their life force until they die. This kills countless unnamed Cybertronians, both Autobot and Decepticon, as well as Hound, who does not get to appear on screen.

-the Quintessons also catch Starscream, rip his face off, and modify him into an Eldritch tentacle beast with his brain attached to two other aliens, and then appoint that amalgamation as the judge that decides the fate of the universe in regards to whether they exterminate all life within it.

-Shockwave commits suicide for Megatron's approval. He launches his spark straight into the Allspark to taint it specifically as a last desperate fuck you to the autobots.

-Soundwave acquired laserbeak by just kind of grabbing a random bird out of the sky.

-Soundblaster is an ex-decepticon that left out of shame. That shame being Soundwave beating his ass in a beatboxing competition so fuckin hard he couldn't show his face around his faction anymore.

-The autobots keep starscream captive and try to get him to take a therapy session with the Arc's AI, and he starts out willing to actually give it a shot but said AI is kind of Stupid and screamer ends up tricking him into letting him escape through an air vent to go wreak havoc instead.

-Starscream also starts a suicide cult with the other Seekers, gains control of Vector Sigma and the Allspark, has the seekers forfeit their sparks to him, thus resulting in a cosmically powered Starscream. He uses that power to "remake" his followers into scraplets that he refers to as, with nothing but love in his tone, his "children."

-Shockwave and Wheeljack are shown to be ex lab partners. Shockwave has an army of drones that look exactly like his altmode that Wheeljack helped program. They are programmed to be able to break out into a coordinated dance number at any given time. Originally this was just to make Wheeljack laugh. Shockwave kept that function in throughout the entire war and initiates it the second there's a truce and Wheeljack asks to see it again.

-Shockwave kidnaps Wheeljack at one point for Science Under Duress purposes and Wheeljack is too invested in all the sweet fuckin tech Shockwave's been making while they were apart to really care that he's being held against his will, and then proceeds to escape without too much issue because he knows Shockwave well enough to know exactly how to disable everything.

-Bumblebee distracts the Decepticons by running in front of their surveillance cameras and shaking his ass in the most underwhelming way imaginable.

-Grimlock is only stupid when he's in his altmode because it takes a lot of power to sustain and he has to sacrifice some of his higher brain functions to keep it manageable. In robot mode he talks like he went to an Ivy League college and knows what champagne tastes like. He throws upscale parties every chance he gets.

-Grimlock also helped start an anticapitalist revolution with Bumblebee when he found an underground society of insect transformers that had a rigid caste system. This was within moments of finding out that the ultra wealthy were hoarding the limited energon reserves for themselves. Grimlock is a comrade and he does not fuck around.

-Skybyte is here and he sounds like Skeletor.

-Windblade and Slipstream are nemeses and somehow it's even more toxic yuri coded than Arcee and airachnid in tfp.

-speaking of Arcee, she's besties with Grimlock. They at one point have a physical fight over who gets to die to protect the other.

-hot rod and soundwave are forced to share leadership over the team of bots and cons that escaped the quintessons' simulation and it's packed with so much homoerotic tension its unreal.

-Maccadam is some kind of lovecraftian war machine that can unfold himself into a whole armory whenever he feels like it. We have no idea what his whole altmode looks like, all we see are the ominous shadows of the weapons on the walls. He uses this specifically as a threat to keep anyone from fighting in his bar bc he's insistent it remain neutral ground. He also can kinda just. See into the future. And casually drops prophecies that get written off as spoonerisms until they turn out to be relevant.

-Optimus Prime has horrific social anxiety that he can kind of power through when he's in a crisis, but the second things are chill and he has to give a speech at a party or something he simply does not know how to function.

-the entire planet of Velocitron gets taken over by cosmic rust and everyone inhabiting it that couldn't escape in time was killed horrifically.

-cosmos is a girl and she hangs out with a dude named Meteorfire who is, for all intents and purposes, just robot Steve Irwin.

-Astrotrain keeps closing doors in people's faces for the funny

-Megatron is killed by a version of himself from an alternate universe that went nuts and starting creating a master race of perfect Decepticons to inhabit Cybertron. Said perfect Decepticons were carbon copies of idw Tarn in all but personality.

-Acidstorm is canonically genderfluid and keeps switching between male and female seeker frames whenever they feel like it

-Kup, who had not been in the show at all until this point, decides to show up and narrate an entire episode like hes giving a political speech.

And, the infamous one we all know and love

-Megatron is a twitch streamer and he livestreams Starscream's fucking funeral. The chat has custom Decepticon emotes.