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Fang Li, a fool: I absolutely cannot be with Xie Huai, someone I greatly enjoy being close with, because I can't have a sex with a man. That's the one line I can't cross!

Me, an intellectual:

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Ooh what an interesting synopsis! Oh it's that author. Oooh interesting — oh its that author again. Well helllo you sounds good— its the same fuckin author again dammit

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When will i find a danmei where the mc has a great relationship with their master and they are not the cp

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This came to me suddenly and I just had to make it

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"The Demon Lord Only Wants to Follow the Script", summarized:

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My honest opinion the novel's plot in nutshell

Novel : The Demon Lord Only Wants to Follow the Script (魔尊只想走剧情)

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first of all thank you tiktokers for promoting danmeis second of all NO. THATS NOT THE ONLY ASPECT OF THE NOVEL GIVE THEM THE OVERALL PREMISE PLS

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I also see that I have a cat in my future 😂

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He's an architect student. He say he has a normal life (doubt). Woke up in a body of a guy who killed the protag. Said protag will come back and kill him ten times worse. Jiang Luo said "Bet" and proceed to piss protag so much that their dynamic shifted from 'transmigrated!mc trying to whitewash himself x the og!mc who's out for his blood' to 'two insane fucker who planned twenty steps ahead of each other as foreplay' and goddamn thats fuckin hot. an actual enemies to lovers that i like

Actually I'm not done talking about Jiang Luo. Hi. Would you like to read a book about a guy who looks normal at first and then decided that he's not.

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Actually I'm not done talking about Jiang Luo. Hi. Would you like to read a book about a guy who looks normal at first and then decided that he's not.

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Imagine that you woke up in someone's body, and you now are at a funeral of a man the original body had killed. Somehow, you know that he will come back and kill you back ten times worser.

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Woke up in another body and found out the og had killed the protag who become a vengeful ghost and will kill him in the future.

Options for jiang luo

a) surrender and die

b) try to whitewash yourself then die

c) cry like a heartbroken man and say that you two loved each other and promise to avenge your lover

Guess which one he chose.

Jiang luo you fuckin freak lmao

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Jiang luo you fuckin freak lmao

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It is delightful to me that out of the limited information we have about Wei Qingwei, two canonical facts about him are:

He makes bad jokes at inappropriate times.

Wan Jian Peak has pet pangolins for some reason.

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Have You Read This Web Novel?

Fang Li transmigrated into the cannon fodder gong demon lord of a dogblood novel. The demon lord’s cultivation was outstanding, his power shaking the heavens. He stirred up wind and rain and rampaged across the cultivation world……. Towards the captivating main character shou, he fell in love at first sight and seized him, contributing many forceful love scenes that made one’s face and ears red. Fang Li: I might not be able to do it. System: …… As soon as he went out the door, Fang Li saw the dark mass of demonic cultivators tightly encircling the faintly distant cultivation sect so that not a drop of water could escape. The head of the Yunjian-que sect disciples stood alone facing the wind, sharp sword pointed in his direction. Fang Li looked at the cold and peerless man, gazed at his white clothes and long sword soaked in blood, and pondered for a minute…… He suddenly felt like it wasn’t impossible. On this day, the cultivation world’s number one son of heaven, Yunjian-que’s Yuyi-jun, for the sake of protecting the disciples behind him, had no choice but to submit to the cruel, cold-blooded demon lord. Just thinking that this unparalleled genius would be tormented and humiliated by that devil in a hundred ways, the whole cultivation world sighed and wrung their hands, sobbing ceaselessly. Fang Li brought the beauty home. Although he didn’t want to force a straight man, just going through the motions wasn’t a problem. While putting on a show of “forcible love,” Fang Li considerately went about creating opportunities for the main character shou’s admirers, helping them develop some romance…… On the day that the Immortal Alliance attacked Fuqiu Mountain, Fang Li completed the plot and successfully escaped with his death. When he was reborn, it was already nine years later. Just when he was about to start living properly in this world with a whole new identity using his experience as a demon lord, he ran into the current number one under the heavens, the main character shou. The cold man grabbed his wrist, a wisp of vague madness in the depth of his eyes, his voice low and hoarse: Where does Your Excellency want to run to this time? Fang Li: …… What on earth is wrong with this script? - Novel Updates

If you’re in the process of reading this web novel, please choose whichever option best fits your situation. You do not have to be completely finished with it to answer “yes.”

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Reading mo ren rn and im crying laughing cause the main pairing surnames was chu and mo, and their premise is one trying to protect the other from betrayal and died while the other also died while being manipulated and poisoned the whole time. Sound a lot like some fuckers out there *stares*

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hmm. friendship day. 30th July.

I have learnt that there is a friendship day, and therefore we should vote on who is best friends instead.

Rules:

- Try to suggest characters that you think work best as friends, not lovers

- Any kind of pairing is good, adult+child, human+animal etc. Which is probably implied already but just so you're sure.

- This can be as ridiculous as you want. You can make joke pairings if you want.

This will happen on just the 30th and then polls will resume as normal. And feel free to suggest what the voting options should be, i'm not sure yet.