#FUNNY GHOST CAT MAN JUST DROPPED

[rawbin-hsr]

Funny things they do

Title is self-explanatory <3

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Characters: Aventurine, Robin, Sunday, Feixiao, Jing Yuan, Blade, Dan Heng

CW: Just pure fluff (and attempts at humour) !!

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Aventurine

Treats you like a cat. Says shit like “ooo big yawn” when you yawn 😭😭

Calls you his “lucky charm” (he never loses more than he does when you’re around because you are a waking bad luck magnet)

The MOMENT you leave your phone unattended he starts taking pictures of himself (or of you with your back turned) with it. Often 0.5 selfies of himself from an unflattering angle, winking at the camera and sticking his tongue out. If you left the phone unlocked he’ll also change your lock screen to the selfie. Refuses to admit he took the pictures himself afterwards too, saying things like “must’ve been a ghost 😌”

Robin

Whenever something minor goes wrong, like she drops a coffee cup or something, she immediately responds by reassuring herself. Doesn’t even say “oh no!” or anything just goes straight to saying “it’s okay, it’s okay… 🥺” (she does it for you too but it’s way funnier when she does it for herself. Gopher Wood didn’t gentle parent her or Sunday so she had to do it herself 💀)

Sunday

Often kisses you with his eyes wide open. Like WIDE OPEN. You don’t realise at first because you’re normal and close your eyes when you kiss, but once you do realise, kissing him will never be the same

You very often have a conversation where you’ll be like “oh I like [xyz]” and Sunday will look off in the distance with the most sad haunted expression and go “Robin liked [xyz]…” and it’s not funny for YOU but it’s funny for ME as a viewer looking in bro cannot stop trauma dumping about losing his sister 😭😭😭 (Do NOT accuse me of flanderisation here he only does it to you and nobody else because he only feels comfortable opening up about it to you pleeease I’m a star)

Feixiao

Flexes in front of the mirror for like 5 minutes every day, admiring her own abs (I would too tbh)

Unironically loves minion memes

Millenial/boomercore in general tbh 💀💀💀

DRAGS people by their “scruff” and acts like it’s perfectly normal (mostly does it to Moze and Jiaoqiu, and they’ve gotten so used to it they barely even fight it anymore)

Jing Yuan

Tries giving you puppy dog eyes unironically. Bro you’re like 800 years old pls stop you just look weird and pathetic 😭😭😭

Tries to be cute with you in general an embarrassing amount it’s so funny sir what are you DOING

Blade

His eye actually starts twitching when he gets annoyed. You know it’s not forced because Blade isn’t the type to exaggerate annoyance that way but it just looks so cartoonish it’s funny on him

Dan Heng

Randomly whimpers ??? Mid-conversation ???? (Canon btw have you heard how that man will just go “mm.. ah 😩” and then go on with what he was saying as if he didn’t just whine in ultra 4K hd). You never call him out on it because he’d be soo embarrassed and make a conscious effort to stop

[existentialgaybirdnerd]

Sleep-Deprived Sarcasm

Ghost is an asshole.

Everyone knows this, everyone thinks this.

Ghost is an asshole in ways that many don't really stop to appreciate. Because he may be an asshole, but he's not mean in a way that actually hurts anyone.

He'll casually call someone a dumbass if they did something stupid. He'll find solace in smacking a particularly close teammate over the head after a dumb stunt (Soap) or berating them until their ears are ringing for saying something stupid in front of a superior officer or someone interrogating them (Gaz).

He's an asshole, but he's loving about it in ways those who aren't close to him don't see.

Can't see.

It's a privilege to be able to hear when Ghost is sarcastic. People will hear stories around the base of him being incredibly sarcastic to Soap or Captain Price.

Soap brags about being able to get him to ask the invisible audience what he's won when Soap himself says something particularly dumb in front of him.

Price once told a funny story that no one actually believes where Ghost, high on the exhaustion of a mission gone sour and 4 days of minimal sleep, asks where he should house the high horse a particularly nasty unnamed superior rode in on during a debrief.

Everyone knows Ghost is an asshole. No one except the 141 sees when that asshole tendency turns soft and pointed and trusting. No one but them knows how deeply gratifying it is to see him dropping his guard and actually saying something disrespectful in front of them, showing a little bit of his Simon Riley attitude and personality rather than the forced blankness that "Ghost" is supposed to personify.

The first time Gaz saw him drop his guard, he cried.

According to Soap anyway.

It had been a time when everyone was getting eyed for their actions, after a stressful but successful mission, by their superiors.

Ghost had obviously had enough of the people breathing down their necks and sending them on pointless missions to "see if [taskforce 141] are good enough to keep on." The entire taskforce was put into question and none of them had gotten a good night's sleep in about a week between all of the debriefs, training, missions, and pointless lectures about being "the face of the military" (bullshit if you ask any one of them, especially the one in the mask) and it was getting on their nerves.

Ghost wasn't one to show his anger much when he was meant to be Ghost unless he deemed that it benefitted them, made the enemies or even allies nervous, and made them listen.

So seeing him overly sarcastic and willing to be directly disrespectful? It's a rite of passage.

It happened in the kitchen at 0300.

Gaz and Soap are shooting the shit getting some coffee to wind down and talking about how horrible the breath of their "borrowed" commander is when Ghost walks in wearing civvies and his usual hard skull balaclava.

"You look tired, Ghost" Gaz decides to comment, seeing the slouch in the taller man's shoulders that he wouldn't normally be able to see.

In the heaviest "no shit" voice he seems to be able to muster, Ghost looks him dead in the eye, holds a pretend microphone to Soap and says "He got the right answer, give the man a prize! What did he win Johnny Boy?"

Between one blink and the next, Soap making a choking noise like a dying cat and proceeding to double over forwards to laugh into his knees, and Gaz staring at Ghost like he had lost his mind, Ghost grabs a mug and starts making tea with more sugar than necessary.

When he walks out, taking the tea with him and cursing the universe for "dumbass shithead commanders," Gaz has to sit down as Soap tries to catch his breath, finally able to control himself now that Ghost isn't there looking like a puppy just woken up from a particularly hard nap despite none of them having gotten sleep in the past 24 hours.

It started happening more frequently from there.

Gaz would say something obvious on particularly hard days, days where they were all exhausted and wanted nothing more than to collapse into bed and sleep but couldn't because of various dealings with higher-ups or responsibilities, and Ghost would hand either Soap or Price a microphone and be sarcastic.

He tries saying the dumbest things he can to start longer speeches, something he was told to do by Soap after finding out that the more sarcastic he gets, the more he rants about the topic. They eventually start timing the rants when he gets into it.

The winner so far is a minute and a half to Soap for getting him to rant about fall and leaves. They don't remember how that started.

In one memorable instance, Price says something stupid. Ghost, being half asleep at the table while they all wait for some superiors to get there for a meeting, hands Gaz the microphone and sasses Price so hard Soap is choking on breath until the first superior enters 10 minutes later.

[jamminvroomvroom]

4 with lando :)))

flashing lights - kanye west (respect the art not the artist!)

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tysm for the request xoxo!! finally continuing my requests (sorry it took ages whoops) flipped my list and went from the bottom for this bc otherwise we were gonna have some repeats lol

images below from pinterest - i claim no ownership 🙃

warnings: none! some swearing, some fluff, lando being a funny little camera shy pr machine - but fr minors pls just dni with my work okay tysm!!!

lando was frantically pacing your apartment when you walked in, eyes wild, as if he hadn’t slept, and hair an absolute disheveled state. his usually sun-kissed skin seemed to get even paler when he heard the door shut behind you, coming to a halt in your kitchen and staring at you as though he’d seen a ghost.

“lando?” you questioned, confused as to, a) why he was here so early, and b) why he looked like he was about to confess that he had killed your entire bloodline.

“baby, i’m so sorry.” your blood ran cold. what had he done? he closed the space between you, tentatively taking your hands.

“lando… what’s going on?” you tilted your head, starting to sweat in your oversized leather jacket. you’d just been out running errands, picking up bits for the dinner you were supposed to be sharing with the mclaren driver, much later in the day.

“i didn’t think anyone had seen us but then i had my assistant, the entire pr department and my mother phoning me, and then max called and said that him and pietra wanted to see if we were okay, before i could call anyone else back which confused the fuck outta me, so i finally checked twitter and there it was and i just got in the car and came here but god, i’m so sorry.” lando finally exhaled, looking like he was about to pass out, with creases so deep on his forehead that you thought they’d stay there permanently.

“okay, lando? sweetheart? yeah, okay i’m gonna need a bit more info.” you over enunciated each word, stressing that you were still in the absolute dark about whatever was on the verge of sending him into cardiac arrest.

“there’s photos. of us. kissing.” he finally said, quietly, and after a good ten seconds of staring at you in utter fear.

“fucking hell, i thought something terrible had happened. jesus christ, lando.” you exhaled, eyes wide. he stared at you like you’d grown a second head, stepping forward to mockingly rest his hand against your forehead as if he was checking your temperature.

“are you… are you… okay?” lando asked, eyebrow quirked. he was shocked at how calm you were.

you’d both agreed to keep your relationship private, and over the last five months, that had gone swimmingly well. but some low quality photos taken, as you waited for some friends outside a restaurant in the outskirts of london, had fucking launched the cat out of the bag.

“how bad are the pictures? are we naked or something?” you scoffed at him and now lando was truly confused.

“no, but- but i thought we were gonna keep this quiet.” he murmured.

“i know, baby, but okay, it’s out. is that really so bad? it was bound to happen eventually.” you reasoned, and lando finally saw your point.

“i just want to protect you, from all of the lights and the flashing cameras. love you too much to lose you to those vultures.” lando dipped his forehead against yours as he spoke, eyes locked on yours. you couldn’t help but smile at him, the loveliest man you could have wished for.

“oh, my sweet, sweet boy,” you crooned, pecking his lips. “you know i love to show off.” he laughed at that, a low rumbling in his chest.

you pulled away, stepping around him and walking further into your apartment, dropping all of your stuff down in your kitchen.

“anyways, i already saw the pictures. we look hot.” you ignored his incredulous ‘what?’, waving him off. “now, come here and help me make dinner.”

[can-i-see-your-passport-please]

Okay so here's everything I know about TF2. Please no one elaborate on anything I know about, because I think it's so much funnier if I have no context to anything. I have absorbed all of this through Tumblr osmosis

Emesis Blue is an excellent film

Soldier apparently was never an actual soldier, he just loves America and really wanted to kill Nazis (the second one i respect greatly)

Medic would probably give you a lobotomy for fun (i don't think this guy's even a doctor)

Two really old guys are fighting bloody wars over gravel I think and their father is named Grey Mann which was most definitely meant to make Gman enjoyers lose it but to be fair his name could also be Gary Man.

What am I on

Heavy and Medic are apparently gay but idk if this is a fandom seeing two men next to each other and going "gay" thing or a "all but confirmed gay" thing but TVTropes referred to them as "Heterosexual Life Partners" which is very funny

emesis blue is so fucking good oh my godddddd the respawn machine is horrifying just from the concept it turned scout into soup

Scout is half French and loves his mother (who is not french) and does not love his father (spy i think)

Medic presumably died went to hell and told the devil "oh I'm like a cat I have nine souls actually. So I should get to go back to being alive" and it fucking worked??????

THE FUCKING SCENE IN?? IN EMESIS BLUE??? WHERE. WHERE SOLDIER TELLS MEDIC "YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT OUT" AND MEDIC SAYS "i KNOW" BEFORE HE JUST FUCKING DIES AND HE'S THE PROTAGONIST SO YOU'D EXPECT HIM TO LIVE RIGHT??? AND THEN HE JUST DIES AND DOESN'T APPEAR AGAIN FOR SO SO LONG

Pyro is an any pronouns warrior and it commits great atrocities while also having so much sillyness in his heart. I love her

I think Engineer blowed up his arm. I think

Spy is a cunt and also French. I do not think this I know this. I look at him and I sense his cuntery. It radiates off him. I can feel it.

SOMETHING ABOUT THE LETTER M BEING BRANDED ONTO MEDIC'S FACE BEING A REFERENCE TO THE MOVIE SCOUT WAS WATCHING WHERE THE LETTER M IS USED TO MARK A MURDERER. HE'S LITERALLY MARKED AS A MURDERER BY PYRO. SOMETHING ABOUT THE SCENE WITH DEMOMAN AND DELL'S BAR BEING A REFERENCE TO A SCENE IN THE SHINING WHERE THE MAIN CHARACTER IS LITERALLY TALKING TO A GHOST. SOMETHING ABOUT SCOUT'S MOTHER'S HEAD BEING HELD AROUND A CORNER AND DROPPED PARALLELING PYRO'S HEAD BEING HELD AROUND A CORNER AND DROPPED. SOMETHING ABOUT SCOUT'S "IF THEY EVER HIT YOU WITH SOMETHING, YOU HIT BACK TWICE AS HARD" WITH MEDIC SHOOTING SPY TWICE IN THE HEAD AFTER BEING SHOT ONCE IN THE GAME OF RUSSIAN ROULETTE WHY IS EMESIS BLUE SO GOOD

TF2 is in an eternal war with Overwatch for some reason

I was doing a poll a few days ago and the tags psychic blasted me with the information of "by the way people pay like fifty dollars to see medic's tiddies in game." I have gotten varying answers between ninety dollars to three hundred fucking dollars but the constant remains that people will pay Valve comically high amounts of money to see Medic's boobs. What

Scout almost got Earth exploded because he died a virgin???? But then God was like "Okay go back down to earth I'm giving them one last chance to all have sex with you" I'm so confused what does any of this mean none of this makes any sense but it's hilarious

Scout might be legitimately named after Jerma and bears a frightening resemblance to him (though to be fair scout is every white boy in one)

You should watch Emesis Blue it's free on youtube

Demoman's eye is sentient even though he doesn't have it????

I can't decide who's my favorite the white boy the unethical scientist or the silly nonbiney war criminal

Conclusion: What the fuck is team fortress the second one about

[ddaz3d-and-cc0nfused]

𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐄: Hate Sex w/ Ex!Fratboy!Bucky Barnes (ft. sorority sister!reader

a/n: i cannot begin to tell you how fucking aware i am that this is late and i'm almost falling behind but ohmygoodness i've been literally exhausted for the past two days. i'm lowkey pissed about it because i was super excited to write for this day and actually writing for it felt like i was dragging my feet behind me.

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Fuck James Buchanan Barnes.

He’s a piece of shit, an asshole, a womanizer, a player, a liar and a dirty fucking cheat, but goddamn it, why do you always find yourself here? 

You hated him – no – you do hate him! 

Even people that hate their exes like the fact that they catch their eye, that they can’t find it within themselves to look away from them, that in some way, some capacity, they will always want them, that they will always be theirs regardless of whoever they get with in the future. 

Bucky knew you’d come to the party at his frat, and you knew that you would go with every intention of fucking with him. To everyone else, you were just bitter exes - that needed to fuck out whatever was going on between the two of you - so when you showed up in a dress that fell just below your ass, your friends figured you were just trying to get laid; but no one knew that this was his favorite color on you, let alone his favorite dress.

You just so happened to pick it out, that’s all! Couldn’t a girl want to pamper herself nowadays?

You fake laughed at whatever the dude that had fallen right into your trap said, a manicured hand lifting up to slap him on his arm gently, making extra sure to graze the naked skin of his arm that was exposed by his muscle tee with your acrylics. You fluttered your eyelashes at him innocently, a faux sweet smile on your face. 

Subconsciously, you knew that you wanted Bucky to take you home, or to his room, or to wherever the fuck he wanted too – but you’d never admit that to yourself. You couldn’t. He couldn’t win this game of cat and mouse, not without a fight, and you just so happened to love playing dirty.

You could feel Bucky’s stare burning into your back. Your bodycon dress was completely strapless, leaving little to nothing to the imagination as your breasts threatened to spill out over the top. You weren’t a sorority slut by any means, one of your sister’s had that covered, but still, you were going to go home with somebody tonight.

Even if he was an idiot.

“That’s so funny, Aaron.” Aaron laughed nervously, cheeks blooming a deep red as he rubbed the back of his neck. “It’s uh- actually Eric.” Right. “Sorry.” You giggled, raising the neck of your beer as if it was some sort of explanation for the fact that you don’t really give a shit about what his name is and more about what’s in his pants.

Before you could speak, your eyes raised up to meet Bucky’s, who was standing across the pull, two ladies vying for his attention as he puffed on what looked like a blunt. It looked like he was in the same boat that you were; that he didn’t care about what they were saying, only you.

Biting your lip, you turned your gaze back to Aaron – Eric. 

You knew you’d have to up the ante in order to get him to move, because right now you know he thinks that you’re all bark no bite. You’ll show him.

“You know…” You made a finger walking motion up his arm, the tips of your nails now slightly digging into his skin. “How about we get out of here?” You fluttered your eyelashes up at him. “It’s too crowded… and loud.” Your hand finally rested on his upper bicep, giving it a soft squeeze. The poor man’s jaw was slightly dropped, as if he was a fish out of water. 

“Yeah, yeah, I-” He attempted to say, but when you raised your gaze again, Bucky was gone, and you had forced yourself to bite back a wolfish smile because you knew he was on the move somewhere.

“What’s goin’ on over here?” Bucky’s voice sounded as he approached the both of you from behind. Eric looked as if he had seen a ghost, but the poor boy had no idea that he was just a pawn in your game. 

“Oh- uh- nothin’ man, just talking.” You raised a brow at Eric’s shaky excuse. Internally, you rolled your eyes. What a pussy. 

“Really?” Bucky asked in amusement, not even bothering to hide the face splitting smirk that contorted his face. “Yep.” You responded, popping the ‘p’ as you took the blunt from him. You wrapped your mouth around it, your gaze almost challenging him as you sucked, pulling the smoke into your lungs. It burned but it was worth it to see the tick in his jaw and the slight twitch in his eye at the sight of your pursed lips.

“I think that I um- I’m just gonna go.” Eric squeaked awkwardly. All lustful intention slipped away from him as he grasped his hand and shook it. From the poor man’s wince you can tell that Bucky put a little bit too much force in his shake.

When the random guy slipped away you couldn’t help but laugh. 

“Real smooth.” You commented. “I don’t know what you’re talkin’ about.” 

“I’m talking about you trying to act like you weren’t trying to fuck me right in front of him.” The way you said it was as if it was the most casual thing on earth. “I almost forgot how possessive you get when you know someone else wants me.” You tilted your chin up to finally face him, and you caught yourself from almost stumbling over your words at the primal look on his face. 

You did it. You won this game fair - enough - and square.

“Too bad my pussy doesn’t belong to you anymore, isn’t it, James?”

“Shut the fuck up.” He growled, taking an intimidating step towards you. But you weren’t scared, if anything you were turned on. 

“Don’t get mad at me because I’m right, even though anger does look good on you.” 

You went to step away, but he was quick to snatch your wrist, “Were not done talkin’.” You made a noncommittal attempt to tug yourself free. “I am.” 

The tension between the two of you sizzled like oil on a pan, beckoning, calling for someone to do something, anything, to appease the burning desire that was coiling in Bucky and yours’ guts.

“If you’re not done then I guess we should find somewhere quiet to talk then.” 

He didn’t give you the chance to offer a rebuttal because he was already dragging you away from the prying eyes of party goers, his frat brothers and your sorority sisters. You already had an idea of where he was taking you, pushing the both of you through the sea of people that flooded the house, most of them drunk or high or a hammered off of a little bit of everything that was rotating throughout the home.

When he’d found his room, he was grateful that no one had decided to fuck in it, because that was what he was supposed to be doing.

He let your body be the thing that slammed the door shut with a loud bang!

He kissed you harshly, his left hand grasped your chin while the other hiked a full leg over his hip, grinding his erection onto your needy core.

“Fuck!” You gasped, your back arching off the wood as you broke the kiss. The friction of his jeans against your pulsing clit sent you staggering for balance, your inhibitions clouding your mind when you allowed your self-control to completely flee from within you.

“Bucky baby.�� You whined. The man practically preened at the sound of his old nickname, his humping turning harder and calculated. He clearly had an end goal in mind. 

“What were you sayin’ about this pussy not bein’ mine no more?” He quipped. “I still mean it.” You gasped. He growled, but nonetheless, that didn’t deter him from shoving his face in the corner of your neck and biting down on the skin. Hard.

You yelped at the pain, but it shot down straight to your stimulated core. The bite only drew you closer to your embarrassingly fast approaching orgasm. It had been so long since you’d been touched by him, and God, you missed his hands, his voice, his touch, his smell, his cock.

“‘M close, Buck, ‘m so close.” You murmured, waving your fingers through his brunette hair and tugging on the strands. You felt a burning bitterness well-up in your gut when the tips of your fingers brushed against the hard plastic of the silver crown on top of his head. You sneakily took it off before throwing it somewhere in his room.

“No need to be jealous, honey.” He teased with a smirk on his face. “Shut— shut up!” Your rebuttal only came out as a whine. You could feel the cloth of your laced thong stick to your wet labia with every grind on his jeans – which also now sported a dark spot on his pants.

“Fuck, fuck, fuck!” You swore as you came. “There you go. That’s it, good girl.” Small whimpers slipped out of you as he worked you into overstimulation. 

“God,” He groaned. “I’ve gotta fuck you.”

Guiding his face up to yours, you brushed your lips together, holding your intense eye contact with one another. “Then fuck me, Buck. I think you have a point to prove.” He leaned forward just a bit to nip at your bottom lip, pulling it between his teeth. 

“Fuckin’ naughty.” Bucky grunted, forcing your leg down from his hip for a moment to snatch your panties down your legs. Your hands shot out to his belt buckle, slipping the leather out of it and unbuttoning his jeans. It was your turn to shove his pants down and grab his hard on, his hot cock pulsing in your hand.

The air in the back of his throat caught at the feeling of your stroking, “God– turn around.” You did as he said and felt his large, calloused hands pushing up your dress.

“Gonna make sure everyone at this fuckin’ party knows you’re mine.” He says lowly, pulling down his underwear to his mid-thigh and prodding his tip at your entrance. “Even if you fuckin’ hate me.” With that, he entered you, splitting you in half on his cock.

You cried out at the feeling, false nails scratching at the surface of his door in an attempt to keep yourself steady. “Feels so good, Buck. So, so, good.” You mewled, your hips pushing out on their own accord to try and take your own pleasure. “Always so fuckin’ greedy.” He chided. His hands grabbed at the fat of your ass, pulling out of you only to slam back in, sending you up the wall.

Your bodies moved in a familiar symphony that had been sung numerous times before, as they hadn’t forgotten one another, they were just simply waiting for the both of you to press play.

His dick repeatedly prodded at your g-spot, the friction sending you into overdrive as you moaned, and cried and begged. “God, I think ‘m gonna cum, Buck!” You exclaimed, walls repeatedly clenching down on him. “That’s right, doll. ‘Fuckin squeeze me.” He bellowed, his own thrusts growing sloppy as he neared his end.

Your noises raised in pitch before your arms gave out and you collapsed forward, instead opting to cross your arms and rest your head on your forearms.

“Gonna cum in this sweet pussy, sweetheart.” He said through gritted teeth, his thrusting growing sloppy and uncoordinated.

“Do it, fuck, I-” Your words died out, your body wracking with shivers as your second orgasm of the night overtook you. 

It wasn’t long before you felt his seed warm your insides, painting your womb white as your eyesight went white, and your pussy sucked him up for all he’s worth.

Your chests heaved.

“I still hate you.” You huffed.

“I wouldn’t have expected anything less.” He said through a smile.

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Cosmere Characters at Disneyland

As requested by @jellybeanzrock :)

Listen...I'm sure that SOMEONE on tumblr already did a post like this but I CANNOT find it. If anyone knows what I'm talking about, let me know so that I can link it! I think it was maybe about roller coasters...?

Anyway, here's my take!

1. Steris: Arrives with the perfect plan

Yes, it is in a binder.

Steris: Breakfast: acquired. Steris: We are all sunscreened, we have full water bottles, and we're already 8 minutes ahead of schedule. Steris: According to the plan, this is the optimal time to use our Fast Pass for Space Mountain. Wax: Space Mountain just closed for repairs! Steris: Tch. Turn to Plan C, everyone. I was ready for this.

2. Shallan: Mostly wants to sketch the wildlife

Shallan: Guys, stop! There's a new cat over there! Kaladin: Are you sure? It looks just like all the other cats. Adolin: Are you blind? That one's a tabby. The last one was gray, and the on before that was orange! Kaladin: ...Tabby and orange are different? Shallan: Both of you, hush! You're going to wake him!

3. Lightsong: Won't leave the Tiki Room

[Full disclosure: This is my wife's favorite "ride."]

Llarimar: Your Grace, are you sure you don't want to do...anything else today? Lightsong: This is the only part of the park that's empty and air-conditioned, Spook! Lightsong: Plus, I like the singing birds. Lightsong: They remind me of home.

4. Adolin: Gets too into the Mickey ears

He really should have brought an extra, empty suitcase.

Kaladin [eyes narrowed]: Those aren't the ears you were wearing yesterday. Adolin: Well, duh! These are my breakfast ears. The ears are sunnyside-up eggs! Shallan: He'll change into his midmorning ears after. Adolin: Plus, I have some fun ones for lunch! Not to mention my afternoon ears, my slightly fancy dinner ears... Kaladin: You have a problem. Adolin [waving a hand airily]: You just hate fun.

5. Kaladin: Just really likes the Soarin' Ride

[Full discloser: that is my favorite ride]

Syl: ...You know this is kinda an old man ride, right? Kaladin: I like it. It's peaceful. Syl: We're not even flying! We can fly for real! Kaladin: I like the part where they spray orange-blossom scent. Syl: I can't believe I bonded an 80-year-old man...

6. Syl: Really likes the characters

[Light spoilers for Wind and Truth -- just skip to #7 if you want to avoid!]

Syl: [full-size, now wearing a princess dress] Syl: Children keep asking for my photograph! Syl: I'm not sure who "Elsa" is, but I think I'm flattered!

7. Vin: Just really likes the Tower of Terror ride

It's the one that's just a huge vertical drop.

Vin: It's like jumping off a tall building, only there are more people around you, screaming. Elend: And nobody dies! Vin: And nobody dies.

8. Lift: Is mainly interested in eating every type of churro

She heard there were seven unique types, and she's determined to eat every one.

Wyndle: T-This is reminding me of you and the pancakes in Yeddaw. Wyndle: ...There isn't a dangerous Herald hunting us, is there? Lift: No, but I think that giant Mouse was lookin' at me funny.

9. Kelsier: Keeps ending up where he's not supposed to be

Kelsier: Why would they even HAVE a "forbidden" island clearly visible called Discovery Island if you're not supposed to sneak over to it? Kelsier: It's like they put up a big flashing sign that said "Secrets Here! Come and get 'em!" Dockson: I can't believe you got us kicked out of Disneyland. Kelsier: They started it.

10. Gavinor: Is the most serious child at Disneyland

Gavinor: [Gazing at the Haunted Mansion, unsmiling.] Dalinar: Do you want to go on that ride, Gavinor? Gavinor: Okay. Gavinor: Do you think one of the ghosts might be my dad? Dalinar: ... Dalinar: I don't think mouse ears can fix this.

[devildomwriter]

Ten Manga I Think They’d Enjoy #2

Lucifer

He likes manga that reads like classic literature, dark stories, mysteries, psychological stories, and occasionally something sweet or cute

Children of the Whales, Mujirushi, PTSD Radio, Requiem of the Rose King, Shadows House, The Summer Hikaru Died, Togue Oni: Primal Gods in Ancient Times, Gachiakuta, Your Lie in April, Drops of God

Mammon

He likes stories involving his personal hobbies like working on cars, gambling, etc. he also enjoys funny stories and secretly cute romances or relatable romances

Play it Cool Guys, Bleach, Chibi Vampire, Daily Lives of High School Boys, Fire Force, I Belong to the Baddest Girl at School, I’m a Wolf But My Boss is a Sheep, My Monster Secret, Skip and Loafer, The Muscle Girl Next Door

Leviathan

Leviathan loves everything but he’s especially a fan of gaming manga, magical girls, monster girls, isekai, and the classics

A Centaur’s Life, Jobless Reincarnation, Yashahime Princess Half-Demon, If Witch Then Which, Banished From the Hero’s Party I Decided to Live a Quiet Life in the Country Side, My Clueless First Friend, Far-away Paladin, Geek Ex-Hitman, If the RPG World Had Social Media, Komi Can’t Communicate

Satan

Satan loves manga that reads like classical literature but he also loves stories about cats, dark mysteries, psychological stories and ones with characters he finds relatable

Case Study of Vanitas, Cat + Gamer, XXXHolic, Haunted Bookstore, Skull-Face Bookseller Honda-San, Vampire Library, Heavenly Delusion, I’m the Catlord’s Manservant, Infernal Devices, Library Wars

Asmodeus

Asmodeus mostly enjoys romance whether it’s cute and fluffy or extremely erotic

Nana to Kaoru, We Can’t Do Just Plain Love, We Started a Threesome, I Want You to Make Me Beautiful, In to the Tentacle Cave, Who Wants to Marry a Billionaire, Training Mr Sakurada, My Androgynous Boyfriend, Birds of Shangri-La, Interspecies Reviewers

Beelzebub

Beelzebub is a big fan of manga involving food but he also enjoys a good action adventure and sports manga

Crazy Food Truck, My Deer Friend Nokotan, One Punch Man, Restaurant to Another World, Let’s Eat Together Aki and Haru, How to Grill Our Love, Giant Spider and Me, Hajime no Ippo, How Heavy Are the Dumbbells You Lift?, Plus Sized Elf

Belphegor

Belphegor likes stories with relatable characters which can be hard to find but he also loves adventures, horror, and Slice of life; he’s a little all over the place

Servamp, Soara and the House of Monsters, Jujutsu Kaisen, Rurouni Kenshin, You Have No Human Rights, Uzumaki, SINoALICE, Gannibal, The Tree of Death, Dorohedoro

Solomon

Solomon loves compelling narratives, dark psychological stories, stories that take a deeper look a humanity and immortality, and one’s that involves demons/angels/sorcerers. He does also love cat books like Satan

Ancient Magus Bride, Blood on the Tracks, Bloody Mary, Of the Red Light and the Ayakashi, Demon Diary, Dr. Stone, Emanon, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, Magus of the Library, Mob Psycho 100

Thirteen

Thirteen is a little all over the place, she likes to see what’s popular but she also enjoys slashers, one’s that take a closer look at death and spirits, and dark romance

Duke of Death and His Maid, Executioner and Her Way of Life, Ghost Reaper Girl, No Longer Allowed in Another World, Versailles of the Dead, Your Turn to Die, Chainsaw Man, Your Letter, Solanin, Corpse Party

Simeon

Simeon enjoys reading manga that have some religious aspects, he likes ones about authors since they are relatable, and he enjoys some random ones here and there that are cute or funny. He’s also a sucker for a pure romance

Ceres Celestial Legend, Handa-Kun, A Witch’s Printing Office, Lord Hades Ruthless Marriage, Takopi’s Original Sin, Ride Your Wave, Haru’s Curse, Blank Canvas: My So-Called Artists Journey, Our Dreams at Dusk, Blue Flag

Raphael

Raphael canonically likes coming of age sports dramas. I believe he’s also he amused by one’s involving ant Christian aspects about angels and demons, heaven and hell. He also enjoys one’s that include his hobbies like security, military, and anything to do with fashion

Cheeky Brat, Waiting for Spring, Blue Box, Kuroko’s Basketball, Yowamushi Pedal, Ran and the Gray World, Mame Coordinate, Cinderella Closet, Kamikaze Girls, Anri a Shoemaker

Luke

Luke loves to try everything but his books are monitored to make sure he doesn’t stumble upon anything inappropriate for his age ana angel status. He loves ones about food, animals, adventure, and a good slice of life or 4-panel.

Cat Massage Therapy, Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokémon Adventures, Animal Crossing, My Little Pony: The Manga, Story of Seven Lives, Star Wars: Rebels, Dragon Ball, Disney Twisted Wonderland, Cardcaptor Sakura

Michael

Michael enjoys funny books, one’s that take a closer look at humanity and war, classical adaptations, and one’s involving angels and demons.

Record of Ragnarok, I Had That Same Dream Again, Skip Beat, Angel Sanctuary, Homunculus, The Ephemeral Scenes of Setsuna’s Journey, Alpi the Soul Sender, X, Ballad x Opera, Legend of the Nymph

Mephistopheles

Mephistopheles likes books that involve history, nobility, prestigious jobs, mystery, and equestrian sports. He also enjoys one’s about demons and servants.

Chronicles of an Aristocrat Reborn in Another World, Great Jahy Will Not be Defeated, Villains Are Destined to Die, Vinland Saga, Cantarella, Kingdom, Blade of the Immortal, Ron Kamonohashi: Deranged Detective, How a Realist Hero Rebuilt the Kingdom, Ajin

Barbatos

Barbatos prefers books that are dark and disturbing as well as insightful books on time, immortality, grief, morality vs law, etc.

Coffee Moon, Drifting Classroom, His Majesty the Demon King’s Housekeeper, The Maid I Hired Recently is Mysterious, Horizon, The Lady and Her Butler, I Sold My Life For Ten Thousand Yen Per Year, Homunculus, Parasyte, Yokai Rental Shop

Diavolo

Diavolo absolutely loves cute family manga, funny manga, one’s that involve demons and angels, cute romances, and exciting action and adventure. He isn’t picky and will read anything if it’s been recommended to him.

Correspondence From the End of the Universe, Soul Eater, Given, In the Clear Moonlit Dusk, Juana and the Dragonewt’s Seven Kingdoms, Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School, Thigh High, Delinquent Daddy and Tender Teacher, Hate Me But Let Me Stay, Hinamatsuri

[makncheese12]

IM SORRY ANON I LOST YOUR REQUEST TRYING TO MAKE IT😭 but here a request for Stu macher with a bad bitch who will smack a bitch and has anger issues (no ghost face, yet?)

(So cute for him🫶🏻)

Masterlist

Warning: I don’t know how to write about a bad bitch😀, bad writing?

(Gif is not mine)

Stu Macher x badbitch!fem!Reader

oh yes, the black cat to his pitbull/golden retriever

Absolutely in love with you first even if you clearly want him away from you, man won’t stop pursuing until he gets to you

Knows he’s winning you over when you smile and roll your eyes at him

man makes it his mission to see you happy, even when you hit him for being stupid or saying something stupid

of course you’d never hit him seriously, he knows that and laughs or fakes looking hurt everytime

laughs at every snarky comment you say to people and repeats your words

Man knows he has a bad bitch, he’ll see some guy staring and he’ll stick his tongue out and laugh to himself

Loves, loves, loves kissing you.

Don’t like being kissed in public? Alright, he’ll kiss your cheek any chance he can get let it be random, dropping you off to class, or when your upset, he’ll do it.

you never get into actual fights, you just ignore him whenever he’s being extra annoying

man gets so whiny when that happens because he wants your attention and doesn’t like it when you ignore him

will do everything in his power to get a reaction from you let it be a glare, a chest slap. hell, he’ll take a cuss out. As long as he gets a reaction

he’s not the jealous type, but he knows you are (maybe)

there was a random girl in the hall who was obviously flirting with Stu but he didn’t seem to really care nor notice but you did

if looks could kill, her head would be brutally beat into the ground as you stand right behind her

“baby!” He call out as he moves past her and opens his arms to you

he’d pick you up and squeeze you as you flick the girl off, maybe next time you get to yank her by that stupid blonde pony tail

loves when you’re anywhere near him, he just thrives off holding you by your waist

he’s constantly giving you attention and craves the attention from you which you happily give

constantly glaring at Billy waiting for the moment he says something that gives you an opening to punch him square in the nose

and boy does he do it a lot, you got one hit in once and that was the first time you heard him

he had a black eye for a week or two, Stu makes sure to always keep an arm on you just in case you decide it’s time again

Always making a kissy face at you, which you just pinch his lips and he gets pouty

Now you have to give him a kiss, doesn’t matter if you roll your eyes first just do it

loves when you where his clothes, makes him feel special

of course he has to get something too, so you give him your bracelets, necklace, ect.

Never loses anything you give him, he makes sure of it. And takes extra care of it because he knows you’ll be upset if he doesn’t or loses it

Plus, he loves the little things you give him

You can be hesitant at first to give it to him but once you see that he’s always wearing it or doesn’t lose it, you can give him more

cuddles, cuddles, cuddles

Loves cuddles, especially when he gets to lay on your chest and you rub his back, neck and head

That or he’ll lay his head in your lap when your with friends, at a party, or just because he can

Loves when you hold his arm/hand, makes him feel like a gentleman

You only know the soft side of Stu where he’s not as goofy and more so serious

He rants about a lot of things when you two are alone and he feels safe, and you’d gladly listen

He would of course listen to you rant as well, adding his own commentary

“*gasp* no! She didn’t!” “And then what happened?” “Did you hit her?”

Encourages you when you get into fights cause he thinks it’s both funny and hot

He’ll see you across the school yard on top of some random chick and he’s laughing his ass off with the biggest smile

“Look at her go!” “Bet your girlfriend can’t do that!”

Over all loves, trust and supports you through everything and would never change anything about you

Even if you hit him constantly but who knows, he most likely likes it🫶🏻

[mylifeisjustafeverdream]

A Retelling of My Mind Whilst Reading Shadow Kissed-

Omg it's the Sixth Sense up in this bitch

Bitch when are you ever "just tired" when weird shit starts happening to you, I swear to fuck.

Rose is so me because I too would rather die than spend an extended amount of time with my best friends boyfriend.

Eddie Castile the man that you are.

From the bottom of my heart I hope Jesse gets his shit rocked.

Omg Rose girl do something, ANYTHING. YOU'RE EMBARRASSING US.

Least Favorite Trope: Entire plot would be resolved if this dumbass just like communicated the issues she is having OMFG.

If Rose Hathaway has no haters all her teachers must be dead because wtf is their issue???

Homegirl is unstable at best.

I feel like at this point she should probably go to where Mason the Friendly Ghost is pointing.

Girly-pop that's not a migraine....

I do not fucking trust that bitch Tatianna

*Viktor explains master plan* "Cool motive still murder"

*Law and Order sounds*

HE JUST SAID THAT SHIT IN OPEN COURT IT'S ON THE RECORD

How much of an asshole do you have to be that it's more believable that you're lying than a crime having actually happened lol

Lissa is so clueless it's kinda funny.

You know what I hope Rose fucks Adrienne and gets pregnant just to spite Tatianna.

She wants her nails done omg she's just a girl 🥺

*starts looking at my tarot book to see if this is accurate*

I love when Dimitri starts lore dropping to Rose

Well.... I think they know about the ghosts now.

That doctor is the only rational adult at the school cause literally why tf didn't she talk to a counselor.

Her therapist just clocked her so hard.

Well that's an unfortunate fact about Shadow Kissed Anna

Dimitri took part in that attack exercise specifically so she would hop on it lmao

Can't even celebrate for a moment before Lissa is off doing something dumb I swear to god

Lissa try not to get tortured challenge go

*New power unlocked*

YES ROSE BEAT HIS ASS GIRL......oh shit.....GIRL YOU GOT HIM IT'S GOOD.

She's like a feral cat.... Dimitri should use a spray bottle.

Oh my GOD IT'S HAPPENING EVERYONE REMAIN FUCKING CALM

Girl you gotta give me more details than that PLEASE

"My body ached" that'll happen when your first time is with a 6'7 Russian built like a tank

CAN WE NOT HAVE ONE GOD DAMN MOMENT OF PEACE

Girl I'm gonna throw up he's all alone out there.

CHRISTIAN OZERA THE MAN THAT YOU ARE

HE DIDN'T DIE THANK FUCK

Mason upstaging Dimitri even from the afterlife that's my man right there.

SECRET TUNNELS, SECRET TUNNELS THROUGH THE MOUNTAINS

The uncanny ability that 17 year old female herions have to radicalize societies is amazing

Do y'all think Dimitri came up with that life plan while he was fighting the strigoi?

"You're scared of my mother" um yea girl she's fs going to catch an attempted murder charge once she finds out.

*Clenched my jaw so tight during the cave fight it started to hurt*

Oh my God girl stop internal monologuing about how everything is going to work out THAT ALWAYS GOES POORLY

Oh God it's that blonde bitch from earlier this is going to be so much worse than him being dead.

Rose: *literally tries to throw herself back into a vicious attack just to save Dimitri's body*

Everyone Else: She just respected him as a teacher so much there's no other possible explanation.

Lissa clocking what was happening with Rose and Dimitri just now is like when someone steals the answer on Wheel of Fortune after the other contestant mispronounced the phrase

*Knows it's definitely going to happen* "Dimitri is a strigoi"*gasps*

I'm shocked they didn't grab like a single Guardian teacher to try and talk down Rose like why tf did they think Kirova would have any affect.

I know it's not malicious on Lissa's part but I'm glad Rose is finally speaking about how one sided this relationship is.

"Off to kill the man I love" oh this next book is going to fuck me up.

[kingbryancroidragon]

Darkness Rising Part 4 Commentary

And here we are again. Part Four, lets get started!

Just a thought here with Ratchet's comment about Megatron desecrating the resting place of their ancestors, it is too bad that all of the zombies are just generic Cybertronians and that we don't get any big names from past incarnations. Sentinel Prime or Liege Maximo would have been great.

Then we cut to Bulkhead, Jack, Raf and Miko and I just have to wonder, what did Jack think his shielding Raf was going to do? The blasts from the Vehicons could probably kill them both with one shot.

I just love Bulkhead's voice when he opens up his chest and Miko pops up. It is just so hilarious.

Well, guess Bulkhead is going to a... car wash? I don't own a car, I walk or take public transit. Whatever it is, he'll need that vomit cleaned up.

Arcee and Bumblebee to the rescue!

Even after receiving multiple shocks, Fowler still has the guts to mess with Starscream. Good man.

It's not all fun and games when you are a human.

Megatron's comment about Optimus still be at the top of his game just brings me back to the question of how old some of these characters are in terms of a human lifespan.

It is a nice tender moment of Jack and Miko dropping everything to assure Raf everything will be alright, but Raf brings up a good point when he asks how they know. They are in the middle of the enemy base, Arcee, Bumblebee and Bulkhead are kind of on a suicide mission, they really don't know for certain if they'll be getting out of there.

And Drunk Fowler has arrived!

It is funny, because Drunk Fowler really is a distraction. Starscream just looks at him as if thinking "What?" It is a hilarious non sequitur.

Miko on one brain cell apparently. What is taking the Vehicon's picture going to do?

I mean, they sort of found Fowler. They just didn't find Sober Fowler.

Is it weird that I am suddenly thinking of the subject of energon transfusions?

Miko whipping out her phone is another thing I find hilarious. The screen is small enough as it is, but for someone of Optimus' size I'm surprised he didn't ask: "What am I supposed to be looking at?"

Yeah, like anyone has simply walked away from something like this.

Just something that came to my mind, but with G1 Starscream having a mutant spark that allowed for him to become a ghost, imagine how much worse the abuse Starscream faced here would be if that was also the case. Unless his body was disintegrated, he couldn't die, so Megatron, if he already knew, would probably be going all out on him.

I just love the scene of Miko coming to see Jack to give him his pep talk. First we have the fact that her cats are named "Chi Chi" and "Ding Dong", the former being Japanese slang for "breasts" and the latter American for "penis" and I just have the head canon that her parents are unfamiliar with a lot of slang and that Miko was aware of this and so named the cats that just to mess with her parents. Then we get to learn more about her and to put things in a different sort of a manner, she was a living ghost, alive and yet at the same time not, a reality and at the same time a fiction. Now, while I do ship Jack and Miko, her giving Jack a pep talk is not when I started shipping them, but in hindsight, it feels a little bit different than if it was Raf that came to see him, since it would have been very little brother coming to encourage his big brother. There might be a little bit of an attraction on Miko's part, but at this point I just think she saw more in Jack than he saw in himself and while he might not see it, he does look up when she leaves, thinking maybe she's right before returning to fixing his bike.

And that is Part Four of the pilot. Very good, I'll get to Part 5 sometime in the next week.

[officialgleamstar]

For the Ask meme concept: Reverse Unpopular Opinion meme thing: Oxventure in the dark and the oxventurers guild's pets (Simon, Frisky and the Darkness, Percy Junior, Emily (the ship's cat), Seal Gaiman, and Dogbert)?

YIPPEE

OxBlades is just. It’s so good. I think it’s pretty clear from my posting habits that it’s the campaign I’m the least into fandom-wise haha but truly, that is because it’s just so complete and whole to me. I think Luke ran an amazing campaign, the characters are all so endearing with their own quirks and personalities, and the story ends in such a beautiful note. As a long term My Little Pony fan, I love any story that has the plot of ‘we need to return magic to the world’ XD and I think the fact that it’s set in a far future Geth, a world that most Oxventure fans will already love, really solidifies the world building and plot. There’s so much intrigue there! I’ve probably said this before, but I have a special soft spot especially for all of the kids in OxBlades. I love Mumbles and Bug, I love Lilith’s ghost girl whose name I can’t remember right now, I love the various Dimmer Sisters kids ghdksgdkdhd I love them all!! So much!! AUGH they mean so much to me <3

And yes, omg, the Oxventurers’ Guild pets!! I wuv them. I think Seal Gaiman and Percy Junior are my favorites, though I love all of them quite a bit <3 Seal Gaiman is my favorite out of context fact to drop on my friends. “Hey. Look at this seal. Cute right? He loves scotch eggs. He also used to be a human man. He’s fine though he likes this… now…” HFKDGSKDGDKDH it’s just so funny. It never stops being funny. God. I love Seal Gaiman so so so much. And Percy Junior is just so cute to me <333 I love Corazón getting so attached to him. I love Merilwen trying and failing to win Percy Junior over. I love that Corazón and Egbert are both the kind of guys to name their pets after themselves, which is an utterly bonkers trait for one man to have, much less two

I do have a bit of a complex about Egbert’s various mounts (the most frequent of which is Dogbert, of course), as a guy who really loves paladins and also the nigh-useless mount feature in D&D 5e. Is Dogbert just one incarnation of the various mounts that Egbert summons, or are they all the same spirit? Like, he summons a horse once. Was that Dogbert? What about that alligator they summoned in Hog Wild (was it that episode. I dunno I’m not gonna check)? I think about this way too much XD in my heart, they’re all the same spirit. He’s very patient and loves Egbert sososososo much so he just deals with the fact that Egbert won’t make up his mind on what form he takes

[thatunusualwriter]

𝙲𝚘𝙳 𝙶𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚡 𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚗! 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 2

"𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝔾𝕠𝕥 𝔸𝕝𝕝 𝕄𝕪 𝕃𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝔾𝕚𝕧𝕖"

Character pairing: (CoD) Simon "Ghost" Riley x Short!Chubby!Reader (is gendered as a "she/her" throughout the story, and has subtly pointed out details about her appearance.)

Summary: Just when you think you know a guy, it turns out you don't. Also, Y/N gets her ass handled by the big Brit himself, oops.

Warnings: Vulgar language, talking about the mortician profession, slow burn, Simon with dissociative identity disorder (DID) and PTSD, Reader has social anxiety.

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When 1 am rolled in, so did work calls, requesting Y/N to show up because of a young lady who had a car crash. Very unfortunate for someone very young. Choosing not to drink had been the right choice, after all, even when she wanted just one little shot of rum she did not succumb to her salivating tastes.

The unexpected turn was when Johnny wanted an invite to her home, claiming he has nowhere to sleep though John Price kept saying otherwise.

Hook, line, and sinker.

That's what Y/n was when saying yes to him because he added that Simon has to go with him too— later changed his drunk mind that everyone has to stay the night over at Y/N's. She had to pat herself on the shoulder proudly for cleaning the apartment the day before, she isn't in a position to argue and just threw the towel in right away, she has two hours to prepare for the teen girl they were transporting by now.

It was funny that the two Mexicans and Johnny were plastered and happy about it, although her Scottish friend was an adventurer on his own when 'leading' the group home — he got distracted by side quests, the last one was a peak of disaster. Johnny went to smooch the kitties in Sherwood street and Simon, that big guy who held his liquor well, wobbled behind him silently to "watch his back".

Y/N and John were left at mercy for both Alejandro and Rodolfo who — quite literally — clung up to anything while fighting against sweet slumber, they were so close to dozing off on the spot.

Those two hung onto Price eventually and he lead them to the hotel they were supposed to be staying at, Y/N was fine with that since those last two grown men weren't difficult.

Also, how is John able to walk and talk normally when he had as many shots as the others have? Who is built like that?!

Y/N had turned for just a second, waving the three goodbyes, when Johnny began to yell bloody murder in Scottish slurs. A few strays began to aggressively nibble on his calves and his clumsy-ass legs couldn't work mechanically to kick them off, he risked a painful fall on the concrete.

Simon stood by the side like a gently swaying twig (a thick one at that) and rumbly, silent laughter was muffled underneath his mask.

Alright, best friend or not, this is getting recorded.

"Ghooost— Lt.!! Regiment's afta ues!!" Johnny slurred, running up to Y/N while dragging cats that had their claws stuck in his jeans. He panicked when more of the furballs ran at him.

"Run ye basta'ds!!" he roared at the top of his lungs, passing by Y/N and the cats let go one by one, she just recorded his back as he ran off, laughing at this idiot who surprisingly went the right direction of her home.

Y/N's poor phone almost met its demise on the ground if she wouldn't catch it in time, it literally jumped from her grasp, and a high-pitched shriek tore from her throat into the night air when she was lifted all of a sudden.

A muscular arm hooked around her body, just below her breasts, and lifted her upper body up with shocking ease but Simon's hold was tight and itself was a promise that she won't be dropped.

"FU— Ugh! PUT. ME. DOWN." she yelled into deaf ears of men with a mission objective.

Too fast—!

"OhJesusfucksTOP—"

It took just a few blinks and she found herself beside Johnny, the British man caught up to him. But Y/N's whole being was rattled, everything was blurry for she was but a sack of potatoes in Simon's mercy. It was quite shocking at first that he carried her this easily, not even Johnny was ever able to carry her this far — and in truth, she preferred to be the one doing the carrying.

While Johnny kept on screaming incoherent words about an enemy at their tail, Y/N glanced at her mobile and with difficulty checked it over, having it almost pressed to her face. Her eyes widened when she noticed it was still recording.

Oh, how she loves paybacks.

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What would have taken about 25 minutes, took around 15 minutes. It was just as impressive as it was painful.

Johnny roared around like a football sports madman, feeling victorious. Of what? Of surviving the army of stray cats, that's what. Simon leaned his whole frame against an apartment building, next to the door Y/N was about to open and watched his coworker make a fool of himself like it was any other casual Monday. He almost gave off a vibe of a guard dog with the way he looked around observantly with his sharp glare. Wonder why is that...

"Ach, Christ on a stick!"

Simon towered over the short woman's shoulder, peering into the bag her hand was dived in, moving around rapidly.

"Damnit!!" Y/N barked, frustrated and her little fist punched at the wall next to her, it will hurt later this day. She was being observed by the tipsy soldier on her left while she took long breaths, in and out before craning her neck up to look at him with an apologetic look in her eyes. "... Fuck. I forgot my keys at home."

He, however, as nonchalantly as ever nodded once and stepped back, whistling at Johnny and the loud man perked at that sound, Simon having all his attention and waltzing over to them from the parking lot.

When he finally faced Y/N's confusion, he didn't plan on beating around the bush. "Which o' these are your windows?" he asked, straightforward, stone-cold.

Y/N's shoulders rose as those of a cat's hinges, she stared at him, waiting for the joke to be explained so she can move on and call her landlord to open up for them. But Simon was dead serious and when piecing two-and-two together, she was ready to slap her disagreement in his face.

"No." she crossed her arms over her chest and glared up at the giant in a mask, all of a sudden he was a bit more intimidating.

All the assumptions that there's no way that, Simon Riley, could be a jackass had been shattered. He left no room for her to argue, nor he was nice when she gave in. Johnny seemed fine with that, but not her. They broke in into her apartment by the escape stairs at the side of the building, conveniently her kitchen window is on that side. Y/N kept her back turned on those two, looking around, panicking inside until she began to sweat bullets while the boys worked their brute strength against the locked window. It was open within five minutes and Johnny basically invited himself in by jumping in head first.

"Beastie, get in," Simon called out, grumbling, and looked over his shoulder as if he saw movement by the trash bins at the corner of the building.

Y/N — since being on edge — was a bit startled by that command, swallowing dryly and squatting down before going in one short leg at a time, fearing she would fall flat on her face.

Johnny waited for her and grasped her hands once they were offered to him, and he supported her tiny but triumphant jump inside. Y/N smiled at him with gratefulness. And Simon followed close behind her after one sweep of looking around, just to make sure, and closed the window.

Great, busted lock. It's gonna make her wallet bleed, and just when she thoroughly planned out to buy her favorite snacks this weekend.

Y/N took a deep breath.

"One problem at a time. Be polite."

She has guests she needs to take care of before going to work. She watched how Jonny made himself comfortable on the sofa in the living room and dozed off without a problem. Simon seated himself at a chair in front of a kitchen island and Y/N took this peaceful time to use the toilet and change from her outdoorsy clothes, also grabbed her keys on the way.

Fixing the collar of her blouse while walking out of the bathroom quietly not to wake up the sleeping Scottish lad, Y/N stopped at the threshold of the kitchen and observed the tall Brit quietly.

Simon was quiet and hunched over, with his back to her it had convinced her that he was asleep.

An evil idea that will be a big regret later dinged in Y/N's brain, payback clouding her sane mind. With curled lips to a sly smirk, she approached on her toes slowly, and as silently as her creaking floorboards allowed her. Giggling like an imp almost gave her away when being at arm's reach from him.

Digits curled into a claw shape before they attacked their prey, and Y/N just barely grazed Simon's sides when she was sent flying over his wide shoulder.

Like a sack of flour.

And her back smashed against the floor so hard she nearly thought that either the wood or her bones had gotten broken, cracked.

Although the back of her head got the most out of it, the pain was like a burn you can't douse, Y/N's ear rang and wondered if her brain turned into mashed potatoes when all she could see were stars in the abyss for a few seconds. Air knocked out of their lungs caused a momentarily struggle to breathe back in, as soon as oxygen filled them her broken vocals tugged at the man's heartstrings.

"Bo-ones...?" she croaked.

Simon began to sweat cold bullets. Y/N laid like a starfish below him, pinning her while her arm which he used to flip her with was still in his grasp, and once realizing he's been twisting it, he let go of Johnny's old friend immediately. Watching with dread how she tried to regain focus on her surroundings, his knee — which he had forgotten to lift from her ribcage and suddenly it wasn't that hard to breathe — now tucked closer to her side as he towered over her. His hands opened and closed into tight firsts, having no idea what to do with themselves.

"Fuck! Fucking hell!" he cursed at himself, although he was forced to manual defense when he was about to be sneaked on, no one should jump on a soldier no matter how mentally stable he may be.

"Why did ya— Shit, can you sit, Y/N?"

Simon's calloused, glove-less palm supported her upper back between her shoulder blades and she slowly sat up in time with his (short) patience. Y/N used her other hand to grasp at his bent knee for a better, final push, nails scratching lightly over the material. She was dizzy for a while, and she felt a headache coming on, but still alive and kicking.

The exhaling breath she didn't know she held, Y/N met his stressed yet angry expression. "Ah— Apologies..."

All of this for a revenge tickle...

"Fuckin' sorry won't make ya feel better, now will it?" Simon coldly spat, it made her flinch at his raised voice.

"Hey... Uff..." Y/N trailed off, rubbing around the spore spot before pushing in at the forming bulge at the back of her head.

"Bloody Jesus, if I opened your head..." grumbling under his breath before grasping at her waist and under her legs securely and lifting her up, she made a noise of surprise but let him carry her to the stool he sat at before.

Simon looked over his shoulder at his snoring coworker, who has no clue of this accident just yet. Probably for the best. "I won't hear the end of it from Johnny."

Y/N swallowed dryly, finally feeling grounded enough to think she was all good. And the sour mood is something she never wished to happen. It was supposed to be all fun and games, if she knew Simon can be a dick then she would've stopped herself from being goofy long ago instead of looking like a fool in front of him.

"... Well, karma's a bitch. I shouldn't have thought about tickling you in the first place." Y/N offered a small smile but it strained when he brought his digits to his eyes, rubbing them while answering her with a rumbly grunt.

"I could've killed you, so don't you take it lightly!" Simon growled, irked by her shrug in return. He really was close to doing so, even when unintentionally something inside him just snapped at that unexpected jump pulled by her.

"But ya didn't," Y/N grinned cheekily up at him. "Though it's cute seeing you worry about me already." she might have just gotten smacked like a doll but it never stopped her teasing. "Though what was that? A reflex?"

Simon sat down beside her, still towering over her. His shoulders were squared and tensed. It wasn't just a reflex, his body told him he was in danger, jumped by the enemy at his moment of exposure, and Ghost kicked in for self-protection. They are still fresh out of a mission, his paranoia of not letting his guard down spiked and his brain kicked his muscles into action.

"Somethin' like that."

Y/N nodded, looking at his tired eyes even though he kept looking at the spot he pinned her, guilt churned his stomach.

When she stood Simon's shoulders rose slightly, he observed her go to a high kitchen cabinet and pulled out two small boxes. One had painkillers and she swallowed two once she got herself some water for comfortable swallowing, and it ate at Simon he knew he was the one that caused said pain. He, who exists for the sole purpose of assuring that civilians like her has their normal life without violence he and his team can help.

"You can go sleep in my bed, you look like shit, Simon." it wasn't exactly an offer, it was an order. Only it was said innocently, sweetly, it made odd shivers down the masked man's spine.

"Thanks, darlin'. Needed to hear that." Simon forced himself to roll his eyes at her and she could see. She returned it with a smile, of course.

"I take you to have trouble sleeping," Y/N put the other box in front of him once grounding the counter island, along with a fresh glass of water. The soldier eyed her and then the stuff, especially the small bottle of sleep drops she pulled out.

"20 drops in the water, 2 hours before going to bed. You'll sleep like a baby." she cooed like a mother coaxing her child to take nasty medicine, and it worked.

Simon looked at her with a slight frown and leaned down, the proximity of space between them closing in and Y/N could taste his bourbon breath through the mask.

"Goin' soft on me, Beastie?"

A curious question. She might be. Y/N is just like that, giving people she met just for a day her heart and testing whether they'll let it drop or not.

"Or you just wanna make sure I'm knocked out cold so you can smother me in my sleep?"

Y/N smirked at that, her emotions could never be hoarded under the surface for too long. Fingers reached at his jacket and plucked a hair from there, Simon watched her little hand with something like awe.

Wonderment.

They're so small, and gentle, but can inflict great pain judging by the stories he heard from Johnny about his and her teen shenanigans. His are big, calloused from hard work, and training for killing without hesitation, even a little pat on the shoulder was a gesture he felt like he needs to master unless he'd want to inflict accidental pain. Ironic to what happened moments ago.

Grasping confidence out of nowhere, Y/N came an inch closer to the man she should feel intimidated by or be angry at but she felt neither.

"I should, you'd deserve it for being such a dick," she began. "... But Johnny's friend is my friend too, even if I may not like it."

Simon searched in her soft-hazed orbs for something, trying to figure out if she was lying, but not once had she stuttered. He wouldn't mind getting lost in the warmth of them, it's something a loner like him craved but was too proud to admit such feelings in the first place.

Y/N's fingerpad poked into his chest, below his collarbone, it made his head tilt in silent curiosity and prompted her to continue. "Revenge is better served in the middle of it heating up. I will smother ya. With affection. Best torture for the likes of you."

Simon Riley would have laughed, hard, if he wouldn't be so tired. The smile under his mask mirrored hers, and Y/N felt her heart bloom inside her ribcage.

"Now, be a good boy— drink the drops and go to sleep, I'll be back later this morning. You two dogs might be wide awake by then." she used one of her strict tones with a glare that always worked on kids she babysat.

Simon snorted in amusement and pulled his open palms up in surrender while straightening up in the chair. "Roger, ma'am." he huffed, his thick Manchester accent gruff and rumbly. He sounded almost playful, and Y/N loved that it might be the case, the start of their friendship sure is rocky so she'll take it. Also, this nickname made her feel things in her stomach, it always did.

"Oh, and," Y/N stopped in the doorway, tugging on her favorite jacket, mismatched outfit or not, it's comfy. Simon looked up at her from the little bottle, already filling the water with drops. "Don't even try to be nasty in my bed with Johnny-boye. Or I will circumcision ya both."

Nearly dropping the bottle into the glass by that discussion, Simon cursed under his breath with a barely noticeable stutter while she left her apartment, and sudden, palpable silence was there in exchange. It was uncomfortable. The sooner he'll sleep the better.

Demons will still haunt him, even in his sleep, but perhaps this promised, the dreamless night he could look forward to.

Setting the bottle away into the box, he stared at the still water in the Coca-cola glass, his fingers began to drum on the cold surface of the counter desk.

"Better not get attached." Ghost mused sourly, frowning and the water mirrored the reflection.

And Simon couldn't agree more, but the circumstance of the situation that they're on monthly leave and Johnny wants him (them) to be buddy-buddy with Y/N might be difficult. He tried to be distancing but she still found a way to be at an inch from his personal bubble, not trespassing, and not intending to leave and give up either.

"Stubborn."

Y/N might be patiently waiting for him to let her in, even just an inch, but Ghost's overprotectiveness might never allow for that to happen.

Simon gulped the water in one swallow and put the glass in the sink before beelining towards her bedroom door.

[gellavonhamster]

Lost Scenes Thursday! Get to know your favourite authors better. Show five scenes from either abandoned fics where you regret they will never see the light of day, or five scenes from WIPs where you are impatient to see them out there. Long, short, one-liner... it's all good reading. Tag five other authors where you are curious.

Ohhh hi and thank you! I really had to do some digging for this because, sadly, I simply don't write that much, but I managed to scrape together an assortment of fragments of some unfinished/not-yet-finished works. Sorry it took so long, I had to translate them into English :)

1.from back when I was trying to make that Peaky Blinders!AU a proper fic

The skeleton stared at her with its empty sockets. Ellington glanced at the label – clouded leopard, Neofelis nebulosa. She loved cats, big and small. She loved the Natural History Museum too, that fairytale maze full of silent specimens, fanciful seashells, horns, and fangs, tranquil in its orderliness, homelike in its permanence. Her father took her there countless times when she was just a little girl, and showed her the impassive dead fishes on their mounts, the dried starfishes, the records and drawings done by famous scientists. Every turn and every nook were familiar, and Ellington couldn’t fight the feeling that Father was about to come in from another room, wearing his usual worn-out long coat, and take her by the hand, and they would go on together.

Of course, Father wasn’t there. Instead, another person slipped out from the room dedicated to ungulates, a much younger man in a nifty suit but with a totally pig-like face. He approached the same stand as Ellington, and spent a moment or two studying the exhibits for appearances’ sake. As if knew a single thing about zoology. Ellington clenched her teeth.

“Now that’s a funny place,” Steward Mitchum said without looking at her. “All these beasts with their glass eyes. Should I offer them the deer’s head my dad keeps above the fireplace? It’d fit right in.”

“Let us skip small talk,” Ellington moved towards the next stand. He followed her, a couple of steps behind. “That’s not what we’re here for.”

“Can’t argue with that. Tell me what you’ve learned.”

2. unused scene from my DCEU era No. 1, I never did anything with it but I'm fond of it

“No but it’s so cool that we have our own witch now!” Harley reasons out loud on the way to the helicopter. She’s holding June by the hand, and it must be a little strange considering they only really met today, and in such haste at that, but June does not feel any discomfort whatsoever. “We’re getting closer and closer to being fairytale characters! We have a dragon…”

“That me?” judging by his voice, Croc is not too happy, but it’s hard to tell for sure when it comes to him.

“…who’s actually a cursed prince! We have a fire genie…”

“That’s a first,” mutters Diablo.

“…an outlaw who steals from the rich and gives to… himself…”

“You bet,” Boomerang grins.

“…a fearless knight…”

“Me, I suppose?” Rick asks. Harley shakes her head.

“Obviously not! That would be Katana.”

June looks back and notices that Tatsu is smiling – a fleeting ghost of a smile, blink and it’s gone, but it was there, June saw it with her own two eyes.

“You’ve another role, Colonel.”

“Which is?” Rick asks patiently.

Harley smirks. “Why,” she drawls, “the princess, of course.”

3. unused scene from my DCEU era No. 2. I assume it must've been for the same fic the previous scene was intended for, or maybe it was going to be another fic also based on the premise of June Moone not losing magic powers after the Enchantress was destroyed. I don't even remember anymore

“Enchantress,” June whispers. “Enchantress. Enchantress.” Still, she’s alone, and the mirror still shows just her own reflection, and a nervous laughter drops from her lips because she’s standing in front of a mirror in the twilight, trying to summon a witch. Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary…

Yeah, she could do with a glass of Bloody Mary.

“If you’re still with me, just say so,” June says. “I won’t tell anyone. I won’t try to drive you away. I’m just tired of not knowing what’s going on.”

Two glasses.

“Are you still here?”

She isn’t sure who she is asking, the Enchantress or herself.

4. from the attempt at a post-canon From Dusk Till Dawn fic - didn't manage to write it, but another bit of this became a drabble I published on ao3, so at least there's that

“Are you superstitious?” Richie asks her the first time he brings her such a present, a necklace with large pendants that looks heavy and expensive at a glance.

“Well, I am talking to a mythical creature right now, so…”

“No, not like that. I mean, some people don’t like to wear second-hand shit because they fear it might have bad vibes or something. Are you one of them, by any chance?”

Kate narrows her eyes.

“Richie, who did you take it off?”

“A very rich and successful lady. Who sold girls like you and even younger. I realize this is not your style, but I thought you might put it to some use,” he explains calmly. Kate thinks about cats that bring their owners dead birds. Mrs. Higgins, their neighbour back in Bethel, had such a cat. In the end, other neighbours made her stop letting it out on its own, threatening to call the “relevant authorities”.

Kate lifts the necklace up, watches the pendants sparkle in the electric light, reflexively scratches a drop of dried blood off one of them with her nail.

“Diamonds?”

“What do you take me for? Of course they’re diamonds.”

“Well, I definitely can put some diamonds to use. Thank you.”

When she was a kid, she really wanted a cat, but Mom was allergic.

5. not an abandoned fic this time! This is from a crossover between BBC's The Musketeers and La Morte amoureuse by Théophile Gautier, which I really hope to go back to one day

The first victim was a prostitute. The owners of a shop located at the street where they found her identified her as Justine la Roux. She had long and lush red hair – that must’ve been where the nickname came from. When Aramis saw her lifeless face, particularly grey against her hair, dirty and yet so bright, he remembered another girl who earned her living the same way and got her name for the same reason – Renardette from the house his mother worked at. Aramis barely knew her; when he was six years old or so, Renardette went to visit her aunt in another town and never came back. No one found out what happened to her. All he could remember of her besides her fox-like name and just as fox-like colour of her hair was that she taught him to press plantain leaves to fresh scratches and gnat bites, but that was enough for the ghosts of his past to surround him as soon as he laid his eyes on Justine.

Ghosts, ghosts, ghosts. Each passing year brought new ones.

[phoenixcatch7]

What I'd really love to see is a svsss au where shen yuan had the immense powers from saiki k.

Like, svsss is already a romcom of a guy shunted into a fantasy world with meta knowledge and immense power for no reason apart from 'make a happy ending' as a fairly thick veneer over an absolute hot mess of a tragedy with a happy ending, red flags galore, complete with a protagonist completely removed from the concept of romance and resigned to his fate of being abandoned by the people around him because of the circumstances he was 'born' into, but he's funny about it.

The disastrous life of saiki k is a fast paced crack comedy about a guy granted immense power for no reason with meta knowledge of the world as a thick veneer over something a little darker and traumatic with a happy ending, complete with a protagonist completely removed from the concept of romance and resigned to being ignored by the people around him because of the circumstances he was born into, but he's hilarious about it.

Now I don't think it should be a 1-1 transplant of saiki to the svsss world, but to imagine an sy with those powers who didn't manage to find loyal friends, who moved out to live alone as soon as possible to avoid issues with his powers, who gravitated to web novels because of their regular updates as opposed to being constantly spoiled for books with finished endings. An sy who despite his ridiculous levels of power died alone in a stupid way and woke up in a world filled with people who also had immense and varied powers, dealing with the prospect of immortality when his own powers are still constantly growing and interfering with his life, but be silly about it.

I want to see a sy with telepathy still failing to understand what lbhs deal is because of his own denial, a sy with the power to crush mountains with a finger trying not to blow down walls with a sneeze because someone put him on a mountain FILLED with plants in SPRING, an sy who deleted an entire country from the planet aged four trying to dodge overly enthusiastic maidens he keeps saving because he doesn't want to steal from the protagonist and also no, lady, please. Shen yuan sitting in the water prison absolutely deadpan as people try and scare him with 10 iq stories about the acid waterfalls. An sy who hares around the peak trying to avoid being spotted on valentines day as he redirects unwanted admirers and improves his disciples dates just so they can all have a good day.

An sqh who really, honestly truly doesn't know how pidw was made real, honest!! All he could do was see ghosts! It's not his fault the story he wrote to make rent turned into all of this!! But because you're here can you pretty please make some ice, I'm in desperate need of air con and my king hasn't showed up in weeks!

Sqq and sqh playing telepathic chess during boring meetings and sqq leaving him to suffer when sqh is asked a question even though he himself knows the answer.

Lbh trying everything to get shizuns attention and discovering his total weakness to his cooking. Like, will let you cheat in class levels of bribery.

Sqq stalking dourly through fields of aphrodisiac plant because he's raised his body temperature high enough to burn out any pollen before it gets too close and the system just despairing at getting this man to do something interesting.

Cat!sqq transforming back as fast as he can because he's got a meeting in half an hour and having to rush around trying to find something to cover the cat ears he didn't manage get rid of.

Shen qingqiu pulling out his limiters and dropping the mask to reveal a deity in the shape of a man, something crafted purely of psychic energy and burning fury, determined to hold maigu ridge together and keep the realms apart with his will alone, to save luo binghe if it killed him again. A shining aura stretching miles, glowing like a star, halting the earthquake with his bare hands.

Sqq seeing a bug and freaking out so hard he teleports to the northern demon realm and lands in a slushy pond, and sqh nearly giving him away because of how hard he's laughing.

[ff7-has-taken-me-over]

I’m back with another fun prompt before I hit you guys with angst (sorry <3) I had a lot of idea but I decided this one was more cute and funny. so an AU where soap is medic (he is still the same just is more medically knowledgeable) so one day gaz and ghost walk in to medic ( gaz did something stupid and got hurt ghost is there to make sure he doesn’t pass out on the way there) and they see soap and ghost man is mesmerized he literally stop and stares soap walks in and just starts curse at gaz for being back in his office so soon then he sees ghost and gives him a huge smile and promises he’ll take care of gaz and he’ll be fine (ghost is so in love he just nods his head and thanks him). the next victim is könig he cuts his arm and soap just takes care of him and he is just straight flustered he just thinks of the nice medic who help him (the band-aids are cute animals). now the last two are Alejandro and Rudy they got a bit hurt and soap see’s them and immediately tends to their wounds he hold Rudy face with cleaning his cuts(Rudy face is so red and doesn’t know how to speak).then he hold Alejandro hand to bandage it he just stared and flirts with him in Spanish (soap knows multiple languages due to being everywhere as a medic) soap laughs and just says “ you think I’m hot? You’re not bad yourself and don’t worry I always kiss a patient better then he kisses his hand. Alejandro is just in shock and cannot speak price saw that go down and while soap is helping him he just say” y’know how we been talking about you joining 141?” “Yeah why?” “Let’s rethink that”.

Sorry this one took my so long, I’ve been trying to finish off some fics that’ve been sitting in my computer for a year.

Anyway! I actually love the idea of Gaz getting sent to Soap’s med room so often that the two just know each other really well by now and Gaz looks at him, looks at his lieutenant and goes, “Yes. He’s gonna love him.”

And then starts the talking about either man to the other one. Ghost kind of gets over Gaz talking about this medic so often and finally decides to go see what all the fuss is about himself one day. One look at the man tending to a random soldier and Ghost has fallen hook, line and sinker.

So now Ghost takes every opportunity to go see the man, including the time he ‘had’ to go with Gaz to make sure the man didn’t pass out in a random hallway (because there totally weren’t other people that could’ve taken him and he was the only person available)

It’s probably the only proper interaction he’s actually had with the man and when Soap turns that bright grin and soft eyes on him and speaks without an ounce of fear? Simon swears he could melt into a puddle.

König only ends up in medical because his captain told him to, something about needing him in tip-top shape. He doesn’t understand why since it’s literally a scratch but he won’t disobey orders, even if they’re literally pointless.

Though when the Austrian walks through that door and the nice medic man smiles at him that brightly he doesn’t feel as annoyed anymore. Especially when he gets so worried over mere scratches and handles him as if he might actually hurt him with one wrong move.

Soap offers him a choice of three animal Band-Aid’s, giggle on his lips as König chooses the cat one, “It suits you quite well I reckon.”

And if König wears those bandaids with pride and makes sure they’re always on display? Well, nobody’s gonna bring that up with the giant lest they die.

Rodolfo and Alejandro hadn’t met the man yet, both having been on a mission that had gone just a little rougher than they had expected. When they get back they’re both a little reluctant to go to medical, the older lady that had last been there was rough in her proficiency and sometimes you came away with an extra injury you didn’t have before.

But they both walk in and Soap’s there, turning toward them with a smile that drops in favour of worry as he rushes over. He ushers them to sit before going about and collecting his equipment, deciding to tend to Rudy’s head wound first since it seemed a little more severe than Alejandro’s arm.

Soap talks the entire time, voice as soft as his hands and Rudy swears he’s about blow a fuse with how hot his face is getting. The man’s face is so close and he keeps shooting the other these reassuring smiles whenever Rudy finds himself tongue tied in the face of his questions.

Alejandro watches the whole thing with amusement because he’s positive that he’ll be able to pull off talking to the man better than his longtime friend has.

But then Soap’s taking his hand in his own, treating him the same as Rudy and Alejandro finds he can’t remember a damn thing about the English language. He rolls with it though, flustering only slightly as he flirts in Spanish even though he’s positive that Soap doesn’t speak the language. Maybe the man will sense the intention behind the words?

“You’re quite good looking yourself. Did you want me to kiss your wound better as well or just your friends face?” Rudy looks ready to combust with both the words and the sudden language change from the Scotsman, Alejandro not faring much better as he opens and closes his mouth.

Soap laughs at their faces and lord have mercy, they’re both ready to die for this man if he so much as asked it of them. Soap does keep his words, kissing Rudy just right of the cut along his brow while he kisses the back of Alejandro’s hand, just shy of where his injury ends.

The two end up staying in medical just a touch longer since they both fear they’ll pass out if they stand right that second.

Price either sees the interactions or he hears about them from Gaz and he’s honestly a little scared of what might happen if Soap were to actually join the 141 and go into battle with them. These men were willing to kill when Soap had a bad patient, he didn’t want to imagine what could possibly happen if the man got physically injured in any capacity.

[mythica0]

So I was messing around with the Headcanon generator with Fop anw Characters + OC’s and took screenshots of my favorites (either cause they make so much sense, I think are really neat, or are hilarious.) here they are and some thoughts on them below the cut(quotes are the HC’s. Non quotes are relating thoughts) different characters have different amounts of HC’s both because some of them had more that I liked pop up and also I’m obsessed with some more than others lol.

-“If Hazel likes someone, she will give them a pretty rock” considering she is obsessed with rocks, this is just facts. She would also probably yap about the rocks origins and other stuff.

-“Dev is a very good singer” I love this idea. That Dev is great at singing and loves to do so when alone but is super embarrassed about it around other people. (Maybe because his dad told him that it was annoying and to stop. So now he sees it as forbidden) so he absolutely will not preform for an audience.

-“if the source media were a musical, Dev would be the one asking why everyone’s singing” considering the above, I find this amusing. Especially due to my OC fan episode where Emma wishes that life was a musical. I can just see dev all confused like ‘why in the world is everyone singing???’

-“Dev believes in ghosts and insists on trying to summon one at every sleepover.” I thought this one funny cause this literally happened in canon.

-“Winn uses the word ‘like’ as a comma” considering their cool-guy(gender neutral) persona, it makes sense that they would use like a lot.

-“Winn tells dad jokes” Idk why but I like this idea. Winn telling dad jokes and Hazel laughing and Jazz groaning. I just thought it was neat :3

-“Jazz is a great artist” in addition to music I think that Jazz would like to draw as well. Especially abstract art and patterns.

-“Jazz is afraid to close their eyes in the shower” Considering her being a fraidy-cat was a whole plot point, I thought this was amusing.

-“Cosmo tells dad jokes” He’s a father. And A very silly guy. Obviously he tells dad jokes.

-“Wanda has a very low alcohol tolerance.” I think it would be funny if Cosmo and Wanda were at some fairy gathering and Wanda had like 1/4 of a beer and is all drunk and Cosmo has to make sure she’s okay.

-“Peri is the gay cousin” idk if he’s anyone’s cousin cause I never saw the og series but this man is not straight

-“peri was dropped out of a window as a child” again, never saw the og series but I know he was dropped multiple times so this might as well be canon

-“peri is smart but also very stupid” he gets it from his mom <3.

-“Peri can’t sit in a chair properly.” This twink does NOT sit in chairs like a normal person. He be laying across the chair in the wildest way you can think of

-“Peri is a horrible liar” my boy caNOT lie. It is immediately obvious whenever he tries. He gets all nervous and stutters abunch. And won’t make eye contact.

-“Ray has a diary that they write in with glittery gel pen” CANON CAUSE I SAID SO. It’s all good things. She writes about her day and how she or someone else she saw improved the world or someone’s day. She writes Everytime she made someone smile, every kind act she witnessed, every cute animal she fawned over. If you read her diary you’re gonna be flooded with the overwhelming positivity that is her mind.

-“Ray sings in the shower” She loves to sing cause music is a way to spread joy. She would absolutely be singing pop songs and positive vibes songs only. I’m thinking trolls songs and MLP songs about friendship, love and happiness.

-“Ray is not allowed to drink energy drinks.” Do you KNOW how energetic this woman is 24/7? If she had an energy drink she would probably explode. Sometimes she’ll see Yar drinking one and be like ‘hey can I have some,looks like it tastes good!’ And Yar holds it away from her and says ‘absolutely not’

-“Ray always has half a watermelon on them” her favorite fruit is watermelon, and she likes to share! So she just keeps half a watermelon on her at all times.

-“Ray doesn’t know how to say ‘no’” as I’ve said before, MASSIVE people pleaser. She refuses to say no to someone no matter how much work she has to do or how many favors she’s already committed herself to. And the thing is, she is genuinely happy to do it anyway. She isn’t like stressed out and feels like garbage but says yes anyway because she feels bad, she just loves helping people. Both Yar and Cosmo/Wanda have to look after her and make sure she doesn’t take on too much and destroy her body.

-“if Ray was presented with an intergalactic portal, they would enter it without question.” She’s a big fan of adventure and so much of an optimist, that the idea that something might go wrong or that there’s something bad on the other side doesn’t even cross her mind. She just sees something fun to do.

-“Ray is constantly singing for no reason” She likes to sing joyful tunes of what she’s doing. She’s the type to wake up and sing a designated good morning song to the whole neighborhood. She starts her day by opening her window and loudly singing ‘good morning~~’ to everyone around.

-“Ray tells dad jokes” She loves to make people happy and laugh, and loves humour and all things relating to joy, so of course she tells dad jokes at every opportunity. She’s always ecstatic when someone actually laughs at her dumb jokes. (Especially Yar. She secretly finds them hilarious) also, because we’ve already established that Winn and Cosmo also tell dad jokes, the three of them would have friendly dad-joke competitions where they tell eachother their best dad jokes and try to see who has the best one.

-“Ray knocks people over by hugging them” Once again, CANON. Especially when Yar comes to visit. She will absolutely tackle you into a hug anytime you show up. As long as you’re comfortable with touch, that is

-“Yar sleeps in until noon” This gal is SLEEPY. She’s the opposite of Ray, so instead of being full of energy, she lacks it almost entirely.

-“Yar forgets to eat sometimes” as a chronically depressed Anti-fairy, she will often times forgo eating and just rot in bed. If she’s having a bad episode Ray will come and check on her and make sure she eats and drinks enough water.

-“Yar bites their nails” It’s a habit that she has. Especially when she’s nervous or particularly upset.

-“Yar has chronic nightmares” Again, Ray and Yar are opposites. Ray’s head is full of nothing but sunshine and rainbows, even in sleep, whereas Yar’d head is full of sorrow, Trauma and Fear, resulting in nightmares every single night. (And yet she still prefers being asleep over being awake) most of her nightmares are more sad than scary, however.

-“Emma sings in the shower” again, based on me, so obviously she sings in the shower. She listens to a wide variety of music.

-“Emma doesn’t own a single pair of matching socks.” She finds that mismatching is more fun. Also she doesn’t care about fashion or what other people think of her, so she makes it obvious

-“Emma cries while watching Disney movies” Very emotional, this one. Cries at every Disney movie, whether it be sad or happy tears.

-“Emma tells dad jokes” We’ve been over this with the other three. She’s a fan of dad jokes, more specifically puns. Because again- based on me. She doesn’t usually partake in the dad joke battles, purely because she would rather be the judge.

-“Emma is constantly singing for no reason.” Once again, based on me, so there’s that. There’s also the fact that she literally wished for life to be a musical for a day.

-“Emma is a theatre kid” Speaking of which- big fan of musicals! Especially animated ones. She loves to act and is very dramatic. Very much a drama queen.

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And that’s all I got! Hope you enjoyyeeeeeedd