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its the no notes ghoast

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remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

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This guy seems to get it. Sometimes test screeners are just wrong.

“Why would he save the squirrel” Just say you don’t get Superman and leave.

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Pastor trying to connect to the youth: you could say that...God is the goat

Person beside me whispering: did he just call god a goat

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kids deserve so much more respect and it turns out that saying that is a great way to locate the horrible people in any community <3

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the mountain goats make music for people who spent their entire lives convinced they would die before they were 17 except now they're 26 and they have a job and friends and hobbies and they're not sure what they're meant to do now that they've survived

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ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.

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Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

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Everyday I wake up and think about FDR’s second bill of rights

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(hears a song lyric) this would make a great all-lower case fanfiction title

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I love talking with neurotypical people about my executive dysfunction because I'm like "yeah there's this invisible wall in my head that I'm incapable of getting past no matter what I do and it stops me from doing things" and they're like what the actual fuck

Meanwhile other neurodivergents are like

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ordered pizza from a small local place and they didnt actually cut it so i've chosen to revert to a wild animal and begin ripping it apart instead of just using a knife to portion slices

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“no one’s ever mad at me unless they tell me so” is the best assumption i’ve ever made

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sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

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jpeg from an alternate universe where they have new yorker cartoons at camelot

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