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Thoughts on 261 & More Utahime Potential Ideas
WARNING: MAX COPIUM + MANGA SPOILERS
Ok, I know everyone's been losing it lately. I tried to keep calm when the 261 leaks dropped. I'm very disappointed & shocked as well (Gojo... ļ½”ļ¾( ļ¾ą®āøą®ļ¾+)ļ¾ļ½” ).
However... The latest developments have also caused me to ascend to a higher state in Delulu Land & this is my hardest cope yet.
First off, it seems to be implied that Gojo chose to become a monster by killing the higher-ups, thinking that he was finally going as far as (stooping as low as) Geto did for his ideals, but didn't want his students to see. And yet, they wanted to be there with him, not wanting him to carry the burden of becoming a monster aloneāthey would too by going through with the Horrible Planā¢. So, miss me with that "Gojo wanted to die & reunite with his best friend" nonsense. There is too much at stake here & Gojo gave his all for his students and allies. Yuuta is currently risking his life too, for his friends & to carry Gojo's burden (let's go a little easier on him, guys, & Maki too, since she was against this plan; mainly for Yuuta, but still. Hakari looked disturbed too...).
This whole thing's a mess, though. What is Gege doing? Why hype up Gojo only to reveal such a horrible plan? Is he playing with us 'cause he's a sadistic freak or could it be there's something more to it? That he's setting up for something else? I've mentioned this before, but could it be that Gojo is truly meant to return at a crucial moment? When all hope seems lost? As it did feel a bit random to reappear during Todo & Yuuji's fight...
WARNING: Harry Potter spoilers!
Nitta must've stopped any further bleeding from Gojo's brain & Yuuta's body, so he, Shoko, & Amai must be keeping them healed & safe. I wonder if they're keeping an eye on the possibility Gojo could regain consciousness. I once mentioned this in a Tweet, but could Gojo be in a similar state as Harry Potter after getting hit by the Killing Curse, seemingly "dead" but actually in a state of limbo where he had met Dumbledore's soul in a place resembling King's Cross Station?
In Gojo's case, he's at an airport where he met his dead comrades (whether it's actually them or just Gojo dreaming, is uncertain; if he is dreaming, then wouldn't that mean he's still alive?). He's given a choice to metaphorically "board a plane" north or south, to return as someone new or to stay as he is. In the Buddhist-inspired JJK verse, north could mean enlightenment, so will Gojo choose that path, as many have theorized? It's uncertain if going north means choosing to live and/or ascending to a higher state (godhood), & if going south means straight up dying/reincarnating or simply returning to his misunderstood self, but I hope Gojo chooses whichever is best for his return. One that will possibly make him stronger but finally gaining a new perspective that will break the barrier between himself & others? Or maybe weaker but finally able to fight alongside the others (especially if he makes a Binding Vow)?
As such, Gojo's body was healed by both Shoko & Yuuta, & since his head had remained intact & on his body throughout the whole ordealāwhich is required for RCT to workācould it be he could regain consciousness at some point with his own RCT? Yuuta only has 5 minutes to fight in Gojo's body but it's unknown what would happen once they are up. There are the risks he could die or stay stuck in Gojo's body, both of which are atrocious. However, in order to survive, could Ui Ui do a soul swap before the 5min mark, if/when Gojo revives? Or could it be both souls would automatically switch back? Either way, if the danger is out of the way, would Shoko then be able to perform the operation again to switch their brains back?
However, do the sorcerers really think they can defeat Sukuna in less than 5mins before Yuuta's back to the operating table? This is so convoluted, so I'm not sure how this would go. š„
Anyway, I've been delulu theorizing Utahime could really have an important role in the Shinjuku Showdown arc here and here for a while now, whether it's to help in Gojo's revival or something else. Even with this latest shocking development, my ideas still stand.
Once again, neither Utahime, Ijichi, & Gakuganji were present at the strategy meetings in the flashbacks, especially the one with the Horrible Planā¢. While Gojo wasn't present either for said plan, he was informed of it later & he commented he didn't intend to lose, so he didn't really care what would happen to his corpse anyway. This could mean that Utahime & the others were later informed too but at that point, it may have been too late to stop it. Maybe that's why Utahime had that somber expression in chapter 222. She knew what could happen and DID NOT agree with it, so while everyone was cheering Gojo on with happy expressions, she wasn't. I wonder if she had expressed her disagreement to Gojo right before meeting up with the others or something, as this other panel still makes me curious.
Gege didn't have to include her here but he did. She looks nervous... I once made a silly post on both GojoHime panels in chapter 222 here.
Anyway, Ijichi wasn't even present which is kind of strange while Gakuganji is typically so serious anyway.
At this point, one's inclined to believe that maybe they really were up to something else. It's too suspicious and obvious that these 4 were not a part of any of the important strategy meetings with the other sorcerers. It seems deliberate on Gege's part. Which is why these new delulu ideas come into play.
MAX COPIUM FROM THIS POINT ON.
Shoko has shocked us all with her very blasĆ© attitude about the Horrible Planā¢, that even Gojo said he was hurt annoyed by it. Either she was bottling it all up (she really did seem worried during the battle...), fully trusted Gojo in not losing (but she should've assured him?), or maybe, just maybe, there's a tiny possibility that she's hiding something. Could she have another plan?
Whether she does or not, Shoko is not part of my delulu ideas this time. I'm done. I had mostly brought her up before because of the possibilities & how much others hyped her up for it, but my delusions have always mainly revolved around Utahime. Shoko thankfully did her part already by helping heal Gojo's body & now it's Utahime's turn to take care of the rest.
Sure, Gojo could return on his own through a Binding Vow and/or his own RCT that should be working again, but as I brought up before in my first aforementioned delulu post, what if Utahime boosts his RCT to quicken and strengthen it? Nice and simple, right?
Or, what if Utahime's singing will finally come into play? As I also mentioned before, what if Gojo can hear her in the limbo & will be guided back by her voice? Like the luring of a siren? Will she call him by (first) name? Shrine maidens can summon spirits & gods, so if that applies to the JJK verse, could Utahime perform a ritual to reach & summon Gojo's soul? Especially if he chooses enlightenment? Now, I would hope this wouldn't be a temporary thing...like he returns to help one last time before departing to the heavens in a godhood state or something. Oh, Gege, u better not...
What if her singing does have healing abilities? But even more crazily, what if they're not physical, but spiritual? Could Utahime restore both Gojo's & Yuuta's souls to their bodies? Could she help Yuuta's soul remain safe once the 5mins are up?
For all this to happen, Utahime would have to be in the medical room. Where is she currently? Is she on her way? Is she still out on the battlefield possibly boosting the remaining sorcerers (well, hardly anyone left, tbh)? If she's headed to the medical room with the intent to help Gojo, I imagine it'd shock Shoko & the others. Would they know what she intends or not? Would they think it's possible? Would they try to stop her?
This is super insane & bordering on headcanon (lol, I warned you), but wouldn't it be amazing if she could have possibly managed to achieve Domain Expansion during her long absence in the manga post-Shibuya? What if it was kept a secret from all? What if as soon as Gojo laid his Six Eyes on her after his unsealing, he knew? What if that's one of the things they were cultivating, planning around, during the time-skip? Could it have offensive abilities involving her voice, like a siren? Like maybe she can make the enemy do her bidding or de-buff them? What if it's the opposite & instead has healing/buffing abilities? Any ally inside it would be in a state of max HP? Now, whether she would use it to actually heal Gojo or in combat, who knows.
I once read a wonderful one-shot fic in which Utahime achieved DE by finally accepting everything about herself, which included her suppressed feelings for Gojo. I know it's fully delulu but do we really know Utahime's full abilities? How is she a Semi-Grade 1 sorcerer if she can only buff (unless her CT is seen as good enough to warrant the rank)? Come on, Gege, stop wasting her character potential.
Remember that Sukuna still hasn't been taught about love? Based on Yorozu's version of it, his idea of love is to become vulnerable enough to connect with others & not feel lonely anymore by being defeated in battle; basically, get humbled, lol. He thought only Gojo could teach him how to overcome the barrier between himself & others deemed weak. But how would that be now, if Gojo's possibly in a state of limbo? (Is it another hint to his return?) The only other people that could possibly teach Sukuna are pure-hearted souls like Yuuji or Yuuta, the latter whom has also experienced romantic love. However, Yuuta just "discarded" his humanity by choosing to become a "monster", so Sukuna may throw that in his face. Taunt him & the other sorcerers for going against their ideals to defeat him.
What if it's not one person, but multiple that will teach Sukuna? Nakama power, y'all. What if Utahime could be one of those? She's the most pure-hearted sorcerer besides Yuuji. Her love for her students, helping Gojo whenever he asked despite her "hate" towards him, her not getting that Mei was asking for money to promote her in S2E1 (and Mei didn't even push it as if knowing Uta would never agree), her not being informed about the assassination attempt on Yuuji at the Goodwill Event by Gakuganji & her students (not even by Gojo, who suspected something), & she wasn't even present at the meeting for the brain switch plan...
It's like Utahime is being protected and/or her comrades know that she would never support all this immorality. She's a selfless person, often seen risking her life or attempting to for others in her little screentime. Not to mention that her CT is literally named after a love song. If romantic love were to be addressed at all in this fight, besides Yuuta, could Utahime play a role there? Her giving her all to help Gojo while Gojo had done his all to protect her during his fight with Sukuna? (You know, since it's still too sus that Sukuna doesn't know about her CT... Gojo entrusted Ijichi, the man he trusts the most, to keep Utahime safe for her ritual...)
I've talked about this image before but I may have discovered something interesting: the Angel Number 3612. Gojo's revival could be on the horizon... I elaborate in this post.
(Shoutout to some other amazing theories out there on Utahime's potential in helping Gojo. As a shrine maiden here & here, or even as Buddha's wife here, for example. These are seeming more & more plausible to me now, since Gege mercilessly threw a wrench at us in 261... I'm coping hard).
Having a plan unrelated to Gojo's revival is still possible. One thing I've seen thrown around is what if Utahime & team will try to stop the merger? If we go with the idea that Utahime has healing abilities for spirits, could it be that she could help restore Tengen's soul or something, like at least bring her back to her previous state before Kenjaku took over? Help her regain consciousness if she lost it? (FULL DELULU, I KNOW).
FINAL THOUGHTS:
Utahime's only a minor side character, I know that š®āšØ. Her having such an important role & any other formidable abilities may seem like a reach, but at this point, I need something to hold onto. I don't wanna lose hope like several others have. It's hard but... As long as it's not 100% confirmed that Gojo's dead, then there is still hope... There's still so much we don't know... His choice of north & south is still up in the air, his answer to Geto's old question, his reaction to everything that happened during his time in the Prism Realm, what happened in the Prism Realm, what he did during the one month time-skip... Gege, come on...
The fact Sukuna still doesn't know about Utahime's CT is something I can hold onto, right? I will ride this wave until it crashes onshore.
#gojohime#iori utahime#gojo satoru#gojo and utahime#jjk theory#FULL DELULU#DELUSIONS GALORE#reiapost
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content - tw: suna rintarou x reader. biting. explicit sex, but more like cockwarming. bruises and kisses. mention of manhandling.
from violet: this is me realizing no one can do it like suna can.
it stings.
the way suna is sinking his teeth against the flesh on the crook of your neckānot that it would draw blood but enough for it to hurt.
to leave a mark, to make you whimper in pain, almost beg him to stop.
you don't, though. for the most part, it's because he pulls away relatively fast to lick against your skin, bruised with the ridges of his bite tactile on his tongue.
it's absolutely feral, the way he does so, biting harshly on your flesh then retracting itāonly to nip at parts of you left unmarked.
despite the grip you have on him at every assault, fingernails digging at his thighs sure to leave a mark, there's no reason for either of you to believe you don't enjoy this; how rough he gets with your pliant body, because you're dripping and clenching around his length.
this. this gets you going, suna knows.
you would complain about the bruises, but a single peck of his lips against your neck, affectionate and wholesomeāyou're already breathless and begging him to stay, to kiss you some more.
for the rest of it, though, it's because you love this. love the way he manhandles you to his lap, pushes your flimsy underwear to the side and slips his cock inside your tight hole, warm around him and wanting more. more of his hands on you, more of his tight, rough grip to make you behave.
sitting on his lap, giving him bright wide eyes hoping he'd give you the more only he could satisfy.
he'd ghost the touch of his lips against your neck, breathing you in and there's a phantom pain of healed bruises that leaves you weak and sighing. simply drunk on his attention, on how you'll know suna would give you exactly what you want if you'd just askāif not without his teasing first.
so you do it again. ordering him around, telling him, bite me, rin. make it hurt.
and it's always like thatāon your neck, on your thighsāmake it hurt, you'll say.
it's obvious that suna has the upperhand like this, except that all he does, he does for you.
but you must've made a crazed man out of him, he thinks. why else would he love seeing you full of bruises from the bites you ask for?
ones he so willingly gives.
#suna rintarou#haikyuu x reader#suna x reader#suna smut#haikyuu smut#i was feeling Unhinged im not gonna lie#i want him to HURT me#only suna can do that the way i want him to#full delulu#yk#no proofread my brain is going insane with just . this idea. and him. Sunarin. hurting me.
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THE MAGNUS PROTOCOL CONSPIRACY BOARD
It begins
Once Protocol starts in January, I will post updates on the board as it slowly grows and consumes my sanity.
I'm probably missing some bits of info from the ARG, but I'm waiting on the official episodes to go full delulu. But please, everyone feel free to yell at me if you think I should add anything important!
#the magnus protocol#tmagp#i wanted to to this with TMA too#but never got to it#with protocol I'm doing it RIGHT#FULL DELULU#from the beggining#tmagp spoilers#protocol conspiracy board
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you ever think about how season 2 opened up with omega sliding down a rope trying to get back up and couldnāt because the pulley was jammed and wouldnāt work and realized tech needed help so instead she let go and went to the ground to help free the marauder from those weird crabs because if she didnāt then tech wouldnāt be able to get free to save the rest of their brothers
i wonder if that was letting us know itās gonna be okay
lol full delulu send help
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Shin-ae
Shin-ae Yoo does not pick her PokƩmon for any specific reasons or strategies. She has no type preference nor do she care to have strongly trained up pokemon. Her PokƩmon are her friends :)
Munchlax: Munchlax is Shin-aes partner pokemon, he is a perfect mirror of the goofy side of her personality. He loves food and naps, something shin-ae relates to heavily.
Litten: Litten is Shin-aes lil buddy. Shin-ae loves cats, thus Litten.
Eevee: Shin-aes eevee is currently unevolved as Shin-ae still isnāt entirely certain of her place in the world and who she wants to be, thus her Eevee reflects that.
Polywhirl: A pokemon Shin-ae has simply because she liked him.
Plusle: A pokemon shin-ae got in grade schoolā¦I wonder who has the Minun?
Psyduck: A pokemon Shin-ae only recently added to her team, she guesses he used to belong by someone else because of how well heās been taken care of. He has frequent headaches. Shin-ae loves him.
Kousuke
Kousuke works for the Hirahara family business (definitely not a front for team Galactic). The Hirahara family originated from the Sinnoh region, therefor the majority of his PokĆ©mon are from Sinnoh. Kousuke participated in a few contests when he was younger, but he left that life behind. He says he doesnāt miss it (he does).
Luxray: one of two of Kousukes first pokemon, Kousuke raised her up from a shinx and as she evolved into a Luxio and then a Luxray, the more protective of Kousuke she became. She is wary of Yui.
Lucario: Lucario is the PokĆ©mon that Kousuke has the strongest bond with. Raised him up since he was a riolu, their strong bond during times when Kousuke felt isolated and alone is what allowed him to evolve into a Lucario. Lucario have a strong sense of right, wrong, and justice. A Lucario will not trust a person who is rotten to their core. Kousuke has been through a lot, and done a lot, but heās not rotten to his core. Thus his Lucario trusts him. His Lucario is also wary and does not like Yui. But for the sake of his trainer he simply keeps his distance from her.
Kricketot: Kricketot is representative of Kousukes love for music, and also one of his best adversaries in contests.
Glaceon: Glaceon is a PokƩmon Kousuke has had since she was an eevee. He wanted her to evolve into a Glaceon because of thought they were the pinnacle of elegance. (Glaceon are also cold and defensive. Their fur becomes prickle and sharp when they become defensive.)
Glameow: Kousukes cat companion, Glameow are known to fickle but can be very loving. Glameow is often there at the end of Kousukes days to offer comfort to receive its cuddles.
Alcremie: A gift from Kousukes mother Yui, Alcremie has been with Kousuke since he graduated high school.
Psyduck: A pokemon Kousuke no longer has. The third PokƩmon he ever had, the first one he ever caught himself, Psyduck began getting terrible headaches right after Kousuke graduated from high school. One morning Kousuke woke up to find Psyduck gone.
Nol
Nols PokƩmon journey has been..unconventional. He used to travel with his mother. Then he began to participate in gym battles at a young age. He was very good at gaining gym badges. He longer participates in gym battles. Nol used to have 6 PokƩmon now he only has 5.
Blaziken: Nols first PokĆ©mon heās had since he was a torchic, one of two birthday gift PokĆ©mon from his mother. They are very close.
Heracross: A pokemon Nol caught after a couples of incidents, where he felt he needed to protect himself better.
Growlithe: A pokemon Nol caught because he was friendly and loyal, Nol also loves any dog like PokƩmon.
Gogoat: A pokemon that used to belong to his mother. He never uses Gogoat in battle.
Cubone: Cubone began following Nol around shortly after Nols mother passed. Nol initially had no interest in catching him until one day the Cubone held onto his leg for comfort. Ever since theyāve been inseparable.
Yujing
Yujing is a part time contest coordinator, part time journalist. Kousuke *was* her greatest contest competition. Now she focuses more on her journalism.
Lopunny: Her partner PokƩmon and one of greatest contest adversaries. Always by her side ever since she was a buneary.
Mismagius: Yujings silent journalistic partner, together they always get the info they want.
Gardevoir: Elegant, graceful, and beautiful Gardevoir is a mirror of Yujings grace and personality.
Lapras: A trusted PokƩmon of Yujings that she relies on to read and understand others.
Milotic: Considered one of the most beautiful pokemon in the world, and known for its ability to soothe others, Yujing had to have her.
Togekiss: A peaceful pokemon that Yujing often uses in contests.
Houdour: A pokemon that Yujing is taking care of for a certain kid.
Hansuke
Hansuke is a doctor of people and Pokemon! He used to travel with Kousuke to Pokemon contests when they were children, now he mostly sticks to the hospital.
Ambipom: Hansukes pokemon partner, he mirrors his goofy personality. As an Aipom, he and hansuke, along with Riolu and Kousuke would often go on outdoor adventures when they were children.
Chansey: His doctor pokemon assistant. She tries to heal Kousuke all the time for some reason.
Gallade: A pokemon he totally didnāt get to match Yujing but then he became super attached to his Ralts and now heās a Gallade thatās his fierce companion.
Slowbro: A lazy pokemon Hansuke grew attached to.
Ampharos: A pokemon who Hansuke often utilizes on chaotic days at the hospital (or in clubs when he loses his friends) for her beacon light tail.
Marstomp: A pokemon Kousuke and Hansuke came upon when they were children as a Mudkip. They fought over who would get to catch him until Yui told Kousuke he did not need the Pokemon. And that was that. So Hansuke caught the Mudkip and told Kousuke they could both train it. Kousuke never did.
Dieter
Bears. Thatās it. (However if you examine you will see all the bears are from different regions, reflecting that Dieter moves around a lot).
Min-Hyuk
Min-Hyuk grew up around Johto pokemon but now he currently resides in Unova (America).
Charizard: A pokemon Min-Hyuk caught purely because he thought he was a cool badass pokemon.
Scrafty: The Pokemon equivalent of Min-hyuk. Also a fighting type.
Timburr: Fighting type Pokemon.
Krokorok: Another Pokemon Min-Hyuk thought was too cool not to have.
Sawk: Fighting type pokemon AND martial arts pokemon
Throh: Fighting type pokemon AND martial arts pokemon
Alyssa
Alyssa is a performer in a girl group, and has pokemon that often performer with her on stage.
Chimeco: Alyssaās first pokemon and one that has grown with her overtime. When she was a child her Chimeco was susceptible to screeching outbursts when Alyssa became too overwhelmed. Now sheās far more in control of her emotions. She performs on stage with Alyssa some times.
Whismur: A pokemon the girls in Alyssaās group wanted her to get, as long as she never evolves her. Alyssa has grown very fond of her Whismur.
Espeon: One of Alyssaās first pokemon, Alyssa raised her from an Eevee. She had been hoping her Eevee would evolve into a Slyveon. Because of this, her group deemed her Espeon unable to perform with them.
Bellassom: A pokemon gifted to her by Yui and Gun Kim. They told her a Bellassom would be the perfect pokemon to perform with.
Minun: A pokemon Alyssa got in grade school.. she doesnāt let this pokemon perform with her. She tries not to think about the fact that her Minun is separated from its Plusel.
Elgyem: A pokemon Alyssa caught after she left grade school, a pokemon she loves and values dearly. Her group mates do not understand why she owns this pokemon. Alyssa never shows him publicly. But she loves him.
Yui
Yui is the Lady of the Hirahara Corporation.
Vespiquen: A pokemon that is a reflection of Yuis status.
Froslass: They say a Froslass is the spirit of a lost lady. Yui just liked the thought of having a ghost pokemon.
Nidoqueen: One of her first pokemon gifted to her by her father.
Seviper: Yuis preferred pokemon type, poison. Her Seviper does not make many public appearances with her.
Roserade: Yuis first pokemon ever, whom she raised from a budew. Roserade specializes in making poisons. Yui has always been fascinated by this.
Polteageist: Yui just loves tea.
Rand
A lot is unknown about Rand, we know he traveled the Galar region. And we know he is now CEO of Hirahara corp. He also used to participate in the PokƩmon league. He no longer does.
Persian: The PokƩmon of a rich business man.
Stoutland: A pokemon that belonged to Nessa.
Nidoking: A pokemon gifted to Rand by his wife Yui.
Orbeetle: A galarian pokemon heās has since he was young, a reflection of his business prowess and this pokemon is vastly intelligent.
Indeedee: Male and Female indeedee have an intense bond, and the male act as valets to their female partner. Rand has the male Indeedee. Nessa had the female. Nessas Indeedee was never recovered. Rand never calls upon his Indeedee anymore, for he is lost without his other half.
Mr.Rime: A pokemon that is a reflection of a side of Rand no one except one known person has ever witnessed. Mr.Rime is rarely seen, but when Kousuke was younger he would often be found attempting to entertain him and make him laugh. Yui put an end to that. Rand hides him away now.
#i love yoo#full delulu#shin-ae#Nol#kousuke hirahara#alyssa cho#yui hirahara#Dieter#Rand#min-hyuk#hansuke#Yujing
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The entirety of It chapter two is just the vision Bev talked about having at the end of chapter one so none of that actually happened and everyone is okay actually
#i refuse to believe otherwise#full delulu#they all deserved better#losers club#lovers club#beverly marsh#bev marsh#it chapter two#it chapter one#it 2017#it 2019#derry maine#pennywise
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#silco#silco arcane#jinx and silco#my art#please don't repost#hello ? episode 2 ??? helooo???#i want to say i'm gonna miss him but im delulu#so i'll keep drawing him lmao#also sevika my love i need to draw that fantastic arm#āhow could someone put these holes in youā#i need a full minute#he's going back to the water#shark food until the end#actually i'm gonna need 5-7 business days#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2#arcane s2#arcane season two
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fontaine childe!
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Life with Zayne
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this man has taken over my life someone pls help, he's all I think about-
#zayne#love and deepspace#zayne love and deepspace#zayne aesthetic#this is a serious problem#he's so#i love him#no thoughts just him#no one look at me#head full#many thoughts#all of them him#i am down horrendous#delulu
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A love that doesn't remind me of pain is all I ever wanted ~
#thedelusionalselenophile#delulu#selenophile#delusional#poetry#moon#moon lovers#crescent moon#full moon#sad thoughts#spilled writing#spilled poetry#spilled words#spilled thoughts#spilled ink#moon phases#moon quotes#new moon#literature lover#aesthetic#random thoughts#love quotes#lovers#heartache#love#true love
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Mr. Lee Pick-me Jihoon
No because Lee Jihoon in love is utterly the most pick-me, cringey, sore loser kinda guy. Jihoonās got this whole complex about being the perfect boyfriend, but he ends up looking like the most obvious, over-the-top lovesick mess, convinced heās the coolest guy in the world for it. He tries to play it smooth, like heās effortlessly romantic and all-knowing about relationships, but itās so clear to anyone with half an eye that heās absolutely whippedāand trying way too hard. He somehow misses the irony every single time, basking in this self-made illusion that heās doing the most āunder-the-radarā job at being completely devoted.
Itās hilarious how heāll throw himself into these āsacrificesā for you, like heās some kind of knight in shining armor, going out of his way for the smallest things. Once, you casually mentioned craving a certain drink from a cafĆ© clear across town. The next thing you know, Jihoonās blowing up your phone with updates as he embarks on this āheroicā journey to get it for you, acting like heās in some epic quest. He makes a whole show out of sighing dramatically when he gets back, sweat on his brow, handing over the drink like he just saved the kingdom, while casting you these little glances to see if youāre as impressed as he thinks you should be. Itās cringey and way over the top, and yet somehow endearingābecause only Jihoon would turn a coffee run into an Oscar-worthy production.
Then thereās his obsession with being ādifferent.ā Heās convinced that heās unlike any other boyfriend out there, a āhopeless romanticā who just gets it. The first time he tried to explain this to you, he looked off into the distance, like he was pondering some great truth, and murmured, āPeople these days donāt appreciate true romance, yāknow? Not like I do.ā You had to bite back a laugh as he continued, talking about how he thinks relationships should be full of little gestures and poetic love notes. He even tried to write you a letter once, but halfway through, he got embarrassed and tore it up because, according to him, āYou deserve a better writer than me.ā It was cheesy and melodramatic, yet something about his seriousness made you fall a little more in love.
And the fishing for compliments? Itās practically a full-time job for him. Heāll lean in close, adjusting his shirt or messing with his hair, pretending he doesnāt notice you watching him. āDo I look okay?ā heāll ask, like heās casually inquiring, even though heās practically holding his breath for your answer. If you compliment him, heāll brush it off with a fake modest shrug, saying, āOh, thanks, I guessā¦ā But you know heās about five seconds from grinning like a complete idiot and checking himself out in the mirror just because you called him cute.
But nothing beats his little sigh-filled monologues about how deeply he loves you, how his feelings are almost too much to handle. It could be the simplest momentālike the two of you watching TV on the couch, or walking through the grocery storeāand suddenly, heāll stop and say, āYou know, loving youā¦ itās likeā¦ itās almost too much. I donāt think you understand how intense it is.ā Heāll shake his head, all serious, as if heās grappling with this grand, tragic love, and you have to stifle your laughter because heās acting like a main character in a soap opera. But heās deadly serious, as if his heart can barely hold the enormity of his feelings.
Whenever heās feeling insecure, Jihoon has this self-deprecating move he pulls, fishing for reassurance in the most obvious way. Heāll sigh and mutter, āI mean, I know Iām not likeā¦ the coolest boyfriend ever or anythingā¦ā trailing off and casting side glances at you, waiting for you to tell him heās wonderful. When you finally give in and reassure him, he tries to keep a straight face, but you can tell by the way his shoulders relax that heās basking in it, practically glowing under your validation.
Whatās really priceless, though, is how heās convinced that being with you makes him the luckiest person alive, and heāll say it to you at the most random moments. āDo you realize how lucky I am?ā heāll whisper, even if youāre just brushing your teeth next to him. āSeriously. I donāt think I deserve you.ā Heāll shake his head like heās some tragic, noble hero, sighing in contentment as he gazes at you. Itās such a ridiculous, earnest display, and yet you canāt help but adore him for it.
In the end, Jihoonās trying way too hard to be this ideal boyfriend, failing miserably at being subtle, and somehow landing squarely in āadorable loserā territory. Heās clueless to how transparent his little ācool guyā persona is, blissfully unaware that you can see right through him. But in a way, itās what you love about himāheās just so unapologetically and awkwardly in love, and while he thinks heās fooling everyone, you wouldnāt have him any other way.
#svt#seventeen#svt smut#woozi#svt x reader#seventeen smut#woozi x reader#lee jihoon#jihoon#jihoon x reader#woozi fluff#woozi imagines#being pick-me is a full time career for jihoon when he is in love but only for you#i may be delulu asf but you know this is true#his whole personality is BASED on how he is ānot likt the other guysā#but in his goid cute loser way#not toxic way
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Siblings in tbhk having the same front bangs
#tbhk#toilet bound hanako kun#jshk#aoi akane#jibaku shounen hanako kun#minamoto tiara#minamoto kou#minamoto teru#mirai#jibaku shonen hanako kun#absolutely sllep deprived rn but that's okay#the three clock keepers#full delulu land but it's great there#been screaming about this for months but it s out in the world now#people need to know
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you guys see those two reddish spots on teyam's butt and thigh? they're hickeys. I left them there :3
all credits go to @/HiKu_2018 on twitter
#loving neteyam is a full time job <3#i love being delulu#neteyam sully#neteyam fanart#neteyam suli#neteyam te suli tsyeyk'itan#neteyam#avatar neteyam#atwow neteyam#neteyam avatar#neteyam smut#avatar fandom#james cameron avatar#avatar james cameron#avatar 2009#avatar the way of water#avatar na'vi#avatar pandora#na'vi#avatar twow#atwow#atwow smut
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I swear to Lucifer himself, the way this half a second clip from the trailer is gonna push me through the coming episodes, because it means SOMETHING positive has to happen between them again for them to interact like this...
And honestly, even without this moment in the trailer I would've refused to believe all hope is lost for them. Their love for each other is too strong to permanently give up and stop fighting for what they could have.
#I'm not even pulling the delulu card for this one#I'm that sure of it#helluva boss#helluva boss spoilers#helluva spoilers#hb spoilers#full moon spoilers#stolas goetia#stolas#blitzĆø#blitzo#blitz#stolitz#hellaverse#personal
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Getting delulu again because Exec Producer Ian Weinreich said Neflix greenlit scripts for DBDA S2 before S1 released and that S2 is written. And George said in a Cameo that he knew what the future held for interactions between Edwin and the Cat King (before backtracking and saying he didn't know lol) which makes me think the main cast has either seen the S2 scripts or been told the main plot points. So does this mean that when George and Jayden talk about Charles leaving the door open for a future romantic relationship that they're not just speculating because they were told Charles left it open or because they like to ship their own characters. But because they KNOW the Charles Ć Edwin dynamic turns romantic in S2 ???????
#like i said. full on delulu#reading the signs like monty and his astrology charts#shaking the magic eight ball for signs point to yes#dead boy detectives#charles rowland#edwin payne#payneland#george rexstrew#jayden revri
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THEY ARE SO UNSERIOUS I LOVE THEM
#I want them to do another full series please šš»#I know that isnāt going to happen but Iām delulu#david tennant#catherine tate#doctor who#donna noble#fourteenth doctor
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