#FUCK the post office
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I am going to fucking sue my local post office for emotional damages!!! 🥰😘 first these bitches CHUCK a vinyl i ordered IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DRIVEWAY SUPER CLOSE TO THE ROAD where it could have easily cracked from the gravel or gotten stepped on by a deer bc we have a shit ton of deer around here or gotten ran over by someone pulling in/out of the driveway
NOW my $80 hoodie that I got for only $20 on depop that was sold out everywhere else that was merch from one of my top 5 favorite artists of all time was marked as delivered and let me TELL YOU that shit was NOT DELIVERED!!!!! I came home from work tonight and looked all around my mailbox and in the woods and all up and down my driveway and down the road and near my neighbor's mailbox and t h a t s h i t a i n t h e r e so either they didnt fucking deliver it or they threw it so close to the road that something happened to it or it got stolen or they delivered it to my neighbor bc sometimes they give me my neighbor's shit so maybe this time they gave my shit to them
I've always been like yay USPS the one gov institution that hasnt been corrupted but BRUHHHHH I COULD BURN THEM TO THE GROUND and commit a violent crime against the post office general master whatever the fuck they're called - idk if my area's post office just sucks or what bc they're constantly giving people each other's mail. Like i love my town it's small and it's all forest and we have an adorable library and the dudes at the fire department are nice and fuck public schools but ours is pretty good but FUCK YOU POST OFFICE PEOPLE I GUESS??!?!?!? if i ever find you you better run?!?!??!?!
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almost only an hour left lets fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOO
#already thinking about my FOOD#FUCK the post office#ok so the plan is: if the girlie tm offers me a ride: i go to the post office#if she does not i'm buying chicken at the store#there simply isnt enough willpower in me to do both#(plus they are in opposite directions and i'd simply perish yes this goes back to the willpower thing im sure i could if i Really wanted to
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I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.
It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.
#she cornered me in the car and asked what shipping was and i almost had a fucking heart attack#imagine being like 16 years old and habing to explain knotting to your mother#random emo music girl I'm glad you had fun talking about your Band Guys to my mother#bc i also attended take your kid to work day at that office and i know how boring it was#but christ alive why did you have to fuck me like that?#anyways i hope this post reaches you so at the very least you know i think about you at least once a week#this has been weighing on me for ten years#im almost tempted to blaze this post
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The Jedi Order mainly being an institution about teaching makes me sad that we never see more "Jedi classes" outside of the popular ones like martial arts, healthcare and Force wackery.
Alongside basic language and science education etc there have to be at least some trade and college courses on offer, right? The Jedi need a bunch of their own people with law degrees. Proper pedagogy studies for future crèchemasters. Cooks. Managers. All types of engineers. Electricians. Accountants. Researchers. How many Jedi hold a doctorate or professorate? Because I think a large number of them do. Their databanks are filled with millennia of dissertations. You can still find Yoda's articles from 500 years ago and cite them in your history research paper.
The Order just having its own micro-economy going on and every member getting their own regular job education next to all the lightsaber swinging adventures... pls
#like idk... mace actually has a phd in chemistry#what if yoda passed the fucking coruscant bar exam 700 years ago and now is a veritable law historian for the post-ruusan era#LIKE!!!#comedy potential but also so cool#it would also make the war so much more jarring bc now the padawans simply don't get to have a job that isn't “soldier“#imagine being in the middle of ur nice little social science major as a 20-smth padawan and then the war starts#and your courses are spontaneously switched to officer candidate school type shit#:/
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red bull had the opportunity to do one of the funniest possible things and they did i love this team
#😭😭 the way i just cackled aloud in the office#so fucking funny of them#apologies if this is in the tags already I am speed posting as you might imagine#the pain of having a job </3#charles leclerc#max verstappen#lestappen#red bull racing
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my god bbno$ just got invited to riot hq because of the jayvik livestream either they're gonna tap him for jayvik marketing ideas or christian linke himself is gonna take him out back and shoot him
#jayvik#this man's last words to the jayvik groupchat were 'I WILL CANON' my yaoi brother in arms you fight on the front lines for us#something either really good or really bad is gonna happen tomorrow and we probably won't find out about it lmao#because if it's good he'll be under NDA and if it's bad well. he either won't be able or won't want to tell us asfdsgfdhgf#as someone pointed out on twitter if this was a cease and desist they almost certainly would have just emailed that#bringing him all the way to the office?? crossing my fingers it's like. a music collab or an official riot games viktor cosplay request#(hey they did it in brazil and those two were jayviking it up sooooo)#ideally riot was just fucking blown away by the engagement online for this livestream (we're still at 112k posts trending)#and were scrambling to figure out how they can capitalize off of it hopefully seeing the bonkers market for jayvik#the fact that he got this call THE IMMEDIATE DAY AFTER THE LIVESTREAM like holy shit yknow. it's gonna be big#one way or the other#godspeed my man. be careful with him he's a hero#can you feel the winds shifting? in what direction is yet to be seen but. it's like the arcane's waking up yknow
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i guess the apple don’t fall far from the tree
#artists on tumblr#art#oc#digital art#procreate#zhu#my art#me in the middle of the office holiday party (that i just got home from) (it’s 21:55): SCREAM i didn’t post that to tumblr#hiii this is from last saturday rip i posted to bsky and then completely fucking forgot to post here..............#on account of my unending obligations this week.............. and my seasonally affected brain................
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999/10 rare/forgotten aesthetics: secretary frank
#my chemical romance#mcr#mcr tumblr#my chemical fucking romance#frank iero#mcr frank#my chemical frank#my chem frank#glasses#frank posting#office siren
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something something something maddie as the symbol of the sweetest person in the system still being the system. right from the start to the end she was backing up authority and supporting the powers which were heading everyone to war for the sole purpose of maintaining their perspective of the status quo. and she did all of this with a smile on her face and a plucky new-girl-on-the-force attitude and was altogether one of the best examples in the show of how it doesnt matter how much you smile when you're pointing the gun at someone.
#maddie nolen#officer nolen#arcane#maddie arcane#arcane season 2#arcane season two#arcane spoilers#also i fucking called it from the start#this isnt in the post bc im making an actual point but it can go in the tags#i called her from the start as being a symbol of complete willingness to support a corrupt government despite her niceness#so lets just say i felt very fucking vindicated#which isnt to say ohhhh i hate maddie btw#she was amazingly written and i very very very much like what her character does#ive never seen such a good example of this sort of thing before
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screencap redraw + color palette fuckery bc the hyperfixation is reaching critical levels in my neural pathways
#gotta break up the shitposts sometimes !#also its so much fucking harder doing color palette challenges for ppl instead of sonic characters what the fuck#hate it here in back to drawing human beings town#mob psycho 100#mp100#mob psycho fanart#mp100 fanart#reigen arataka#doing my part to put something in the reigen tag besides thirst posts and office yaoi o7#respect to those in that line of work but i just wanna look at this guy being silly
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i just think lois lane should put tim drake in her purse like a little dog. a scrunkly little companion who's even better at picking locks than she is, which is saying something. a nosy little freak after her own heart. the rubber duck she uses when talking her thoughts out loud to put clues together. her coffee gofer. her purse ferret.
#rimi talks#lois pulls the ''steal a uniform/badge and pretend i work here'' trick and gestures to tim to follow her lead and tim is DELIGHTED#need him following her around the daily planet offices just chattering constantly at her elbow. like a duckling. that canNOT shut up#as enrichment in his enclosure she directs him to sneak her some coffee without clark noticing#(he never manages to not get noticed bc. superman. but he still tries really hard)#<- now that ive mentioned coffee in the same post as tim drake. everyone be fucking cool ok. be normal about this.#i just know tim manages to charm so many people at the planet bc his annoying baby brother energy is just SO POTENT#tim drake daily planet summer internship au that lives only in my mind. speak to me#lois is out there like. ugh. fucking simone wants to run clickbait again. can you believe? the NERVE of that woman.#and tim nods seriously. fuck simone!#[Lois Lane approves. +10]#tim#lois
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#spinda#AAAHHHH YES!!! our belovèd spinda. from their café!!! probably one of my favorite minor characters from pmd sky#whom i don't even think was in the original explorers games. i think spinda's café was exclusive to sky. if i'm remembering correct#ly. or maybe that was shaymin village. i know shaymin village was for sure but maybe it was just that and not both of them. either way#have a delicious drink and allow the flower of conversation to bloom! i could quote spinda all day. he had “hopes and dreams” before toby#ever did. THAT'S ALSO like i had no idea what spinda's pronouns were. i kept trying to figure it out because i talked about him quite a lot‚#but no one in game ever talked about him. to mention his pronouns? turns out. there's ONE line of dialogue where the post office fucker in#shaymin village mentions him and calls him a he. i think that's the only time spinda is referred to in the third person with a pronoun#i believe it's when they're talking about like. how you can send gifts or whatever and pick up the characters' responses at spinda's café#which is still a really fucking good feature. of any video game. SEE WHAT I MEAN spinda and their café is just an incredibly good Thing#it's to the point where my home wifi network is named “Spinda's Café Wi-Fi” because i love it so much. so if you're ever runnin around#and you see a wifi network by that name… it might be me! you never know! or… it could be the real deal. the real spinda's café is somewhere#nearby…! ugh. i wish. i would go there immediately#not even to mention all the other shit about this pokémon that's really good. like that they never walk in straight lines or whatever#their little dance. it's just. huUGHKLJKAHJVDHJHDAJSVGD i love spinda. a nice pick-me-up after the underwhelmingness that was grumpig#shake it this way… shake it that way… and stir it all around… and it's done!
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So, when the full graphics update rolls out is that gonna be another mandatory update orrrr? If it isn’t and you have a lower end pc, then that means you’ll have to never update your game again and you can’t get any new official content. Even cc in some cases because it won’t show up in game if it’s made with a newer version of S4S. And if it is a mandatory update and you have a lower end pc, then your ts4 experience just ends there unless you buy a better computer.
..That’s trifling as hell.
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The richest man in the world wants in our taxes
Elon is trying to get into the hell that is the IRS, and I know a lot of people want him there, but he will make the IRS even more of a hellish space, I can feel it in my bones.
Also, the Trump administration is trying to break the separation of power by asking the Supreme Court to allow him to fire the Office of the Special Counsel Head, this is the first time we will see how the Supreme Court acts toward the administration, and while we can see that they seem more align towards conservative values base in past rulings, this is the structure of government, fortunate enough there are appeals and not even they can ask for something illegal and against the constitution, but we will see how they leen.
And, if you didn't know the Office of Special Counsel is an independent federal investigative and prosecutorial agency, it's supposed to help keep the government in check.
#rant post#us politics#2024 elections#trump administration#funny#elon musk#elongated muskrat#fuck elon#i am so tired#donald trump#jd vance#america#trump#supreme court#office of special counsel
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I need this in my life-
#i mean-#my birthday is comin#in *checks watch*#exactly 30 days#(I thought it was longer holy fuck)#but anyways-#PIGEON CAKZE#offical pigeon post#P L E A S E#sunny rambles
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Toxic Yaoi
#its definitely one sided ON JIM'S PART.#the office us#the office#dwight schrute#jim halpert#i think Jim is like bi or something but he just doesn't see liking men as a real possiblity for him#so even though he most definitely has had feelings for men he just ignores them and chalks them up to bromance nd stuff#but then with Dwight we know that they went on sales calls all the time and used to get along just fine#and im thinking after awhile Jim started realizing the true nature of his feelings#like i dont think he fully thought “i am gay or something” i just think he started to realize the way he thought abt dwight wasn't “normal”#and he was a bit peaved like wth is Dwight's deal? nd i think thats when he started playing his pranks#and he worked up the idea that Dwight “deserved it”#and i don't think Jim's feelings for Pam are fake but i don't think its a coincidence that most of his favorite things abt her involve dwigt#like his way of impressing her and making her laugh is picking on Dwight#the moment he knew he loved her was when she introduced dwight to him (kinda??)#and when Pam starts to be buddies with dwight hes like freaked out#this guy has this weird obsessive hatred towards dwight who hasn't really done anything besides be a bit weird#and they become sorta friends after like SEVEN seasons but Dwight does NOT want his ass#but theres still moments that give a small part of jim some hope like THAT FUCKING SCENE BEFORE JIMS PERFORMANCE AT THE SABRE STORE LIKE OMG#im talking too much in tags ill probly make a follow up post#dont show this to my irls guys#jwight#jim x dwight#schrupert
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