#FUCK IT! poll time
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note: this is for dsmp!niki, not qsmp!niki !!
#FUCK IT! poll time#dsmp#nihachu#<- i want opinions on this#anyway. i feel like cat is going to sweep because people will go Oh cat ears but i dont MEAN what species is she i mean motif#i didnt put an other option sorry bc i dont want people to go Uh none shes jus a human ^-^ she can be a human and a kicked dog all at once#nikiposting
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#i've had this fucked up tan line for over a month now i hate it here#summer#northern hemisphere#southern hemisphere#tan line#tanline#poll#polls#tumblr polls#poll time#geography#:D
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#polls#bullying#tumblr polls#poll#idk what the fuck to tags things as ever shrug#basically i was super super suspicious of anyone who ever asked me out by the time i got into high school#simply because it had happened so many times before#i just assumed no one would ever want to date me for real and that i was so comically disgusting that it was funny to pretend#anyways if this happened to you i'm sorry!! i hope things are better now
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just wondering! i'm sure i forgot many things but just pick out of these ok???
#also i wanna see the % on this website of ppl that read fanfic All the time so reblog if u care about that statistic#polls#me picking philosophy/theory because it's all i fucking read for school
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#this will settle it! this will settle the private conversation between two people who barely cook !!!!#weve said stove so many times that it ceases to look and sound like a word#i grew up with electric stoves like#yeah they WORK differently but cooking on the stove is cooking on the stove#ur not special or better than me bc u have a gas stove 😌#i hope ur gas leaks and morgan freeman has to shooy u thru a pint of milk 😌 /jk#up to something#polls#edit: *Mickey mouse voice* ha ha! I’ve made a mistake!#This post was not supposed to escape !!!!!! Fuck !!#my brother: lol is this about the political shit that happened a few months ago? me: THE WHAT??????
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so while i was trying to fall asleep last night, my brain just said "martin doorsese" and then this happened.
please enjoy.
#...#what do i even tag this with#goncharov#gonchposting#i forgot that tag existed#fairy#walrus#fairy walrus#walrus fairy poll#i keep bursting into laughter every time i read martin doorsese#i have decided to pin this post#because fuck it#im proud of my shitpost poster#i really like it dkdmdmzm
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PSA for my fellow lactose intolerant cousins: Go to your local pharmacy. Look for something labeled "dairy digestive supplement" or something similar. Follow the instructions on the container for how many to take. You are no longer lactose intolerant for the duration of that meal. And it is literally just a supplement of the thing that everyone else's bodies produces naturally that allows them to eat dairy, so you don't have to worry about "abusing them".
#I've spoken to so many people that are like “I love dairy but I dont have it often because im lactose intolerant”#and every time im like “I am too. really bad in fact. Im put in excrusiating pain for hours from dairy.#but with this one fucked up truck i eat milkshakes and chowder and cereal all the time.“#not blorbo poll
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Moon 27: Walking on My Grave (feat @in-memoriam-tgwk Glowstar!)
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#jcmoons#warrior cats#clangen#clangen warrior cats#wc#wc oc#warriors oc#early post cuz I have lasik on Friday and I will be too blind to read replies lol#and drugged up#I’m rusty I’m sorry I TRIED#NYWAYS how about that folks. no god. no forgiveness. only ghosts.#this is why I had the human name polls btw#also the human is Mary since y’all liked that name so much#Mary Blake……#also the Ye is shorthand for The from 1600s times you guys should see the tombstones from back then they did not give a FUCK#they were all illiterate and paid per letter#and forgot things and crammed it in the margins lol
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spin this wheel for a random ultrakill character and vote in the poll below
#ultrakill#fuck marry kill#polls#spin the aroace wheel. boy#i've seen a few of these polls around but have yet to find an ultrakill one so here u go#i put as many characters as i could think of in here#i probably missed someone but whatever#i also shuffled them all like 3 times just to make sure i didnt accidentally put all the popular characters in one corner#im gonna wash my hair now bye#mine#i got council member btw and i kinda wish i could say fuck and then kill
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Do you know this queer character?

Dr. Eggman is Bisexual and uses he/him pronouns!
#i'm gonna be honest I probably would not usually accept this but this submission had me fucking dying of laughter#it NEEDED a chance to shine#everyone who's seeing this you know EXACTLY what to do#dr. ivo robotnik#dr. eggman#sonic real time fandub#real time fandub#snapcube#sonic the hedgehog#sonic the hedgehog fandub#tumblr polls#fandom polls#poll#bisexual#he/him#web series#lgbtqia#do you know this queer character
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All it costs is your love 🙂🫶🏻
#poll voted ..yes …..#I fucked up the colors soooo bad u guys will never beleive#but alas I can’t waste my time and NOT post it#sigh#tmnt#rottmnt#rottmnt leo#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt au#Leomori#rottmnt raph#💀
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another batfam poll from yours truly
#missing somr extended family here#(again)#fuck time to tag these guys#dc#batfam#batman#dick grayson#nightwing#duke thomas#bruce wayne#the signal#stephanie brown#spoiler dc#cass cain#cassandra cain#batgirl#black bat#barbara gordon#oracle#jason todd#tim drake#red hood#red robin#damian wayne#terry mcginnis#batman beyond#harper row#in this poll jpv has been replaced by terry#i think he has better chances
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Do you seriously, actually ship it?


Okay. Lets talk. Because apparently some of you are defending... well... "that" (under the cut)
"He's autistic! It was a stim!"
If you genuinely think that this has ANYTHING to do with autism, you are an objectively stupid person. Like, your brain is so fucking smooth, it puts the surface of freshly tempered glass to shame. You're a barely functional reprobate with subhuman intelligence who has no idea how to form thoughts so you let a 50 year old billionaire who spends too much time on his phone decide your thought process for you.
"He was throwing his heart out to the crowd!"
Now, I don't really play baseball, basketball, netball, or any sport where you throw anything other than sometimes darts, but... is that how you throw? You perfectly extend your arm at that angle? Twice? After spending years posting tweets that very much align with Nazi viewpoints? Do you throw a pitch in baseball and scream SIEG HEIL as the ball hurtles towards your opponent? No. Stop being a fucking idiot. This was deliberate. He did it twice.
"He's autistic! He doesn't know better!"
Please comment if you actually think this so I can personally call you a stupid cunt and block you. We absolutely do know better. Autism and Nazism aren't mutually exclusive.
"You're inhibiting his free speech!"
1st amendment only applies to censorship from government positions of power, which I am not, as should be obvious from the fact that I have no power to censor him. Though I shouldn't have to explain that.
"Well, he's gonna get away with it so stop being so sensitive!"
Yes. He is. But that's not a flex, that's A FUCKING MASSIVE PROBLEM. Call me sensitive if you want, but absolutely every single one of you should be offended by this. Did you pay attention in history class, or were you too tired after a long night of being fucking railed raw and bone dry by propaganda on Twitter? Moron.
"Well, he's rich and you're not, so there!"
Yep. Got me there. He's rich, and I'm not. Yknow, Hitler and a lot of Nazi officers were pretty minted too. So was Epstein, King Leopold, Stalin, Jimmy Saville, every MP currently serving in parliament... but sure, they're great people because they're rich, right?
"You're just a stupid offended libtard!"
Google "The Holocaust".
"Well, you're still using his app!"
His app? You mean the one he bought, then fucking ruined because he has no idea how to run it, right? And you because its basically impossible to find mutuals as a vtuber without it, you knew that, right? "His" app, please, you probably think Ronald McDonald makes your burger when you order McDonalds, you moron.
"If we punish Elon for this, then that's a violation of the first amendment!"
You mean like banning tiktok, removing any and all talk of election rigging, then putting it back up the next day? Or maybe like deleting any criticisms of you and your nazi salutes under your recent tweets despite it blowing up everywhere else? Or does that not count because its something you agree with? Yeah. You've been cucked harder than Sneako and you don't even realize it. Elon and his government buddies are leaving your free speech rights looking like this
Aaaaanyway
I find it well and truly laughable that so many people like Elon will say all this insane shit and do all these fucking heinous things and people will defend them. Like how that gun woman who shit herself says stuff like "I'm not homophobic, I just think gay people are disgusting and that they should die" or that comedian nobody finds funny anymore spends hours whining about trans people but says he's not transphobic.
Lets all be on the same page for once and have the balls to say what we actually think. Elon got so close, but being a spineless edgelord who doesn't have the balls to just say what he thinks out loud is quite the weakness.
#crackship#rarepair#polls#shitpost#poll time#my polls#tumblr polls#shipping#shipping poll#crossover#elon musk#elongated muskrat#fuck elon#elon mask#inauguration#elections#presidential election of 2024#dictatorship#far right
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P: who is your favorite sonic character? D: Tails… the pass around party bottom. P: I used to always play as tails! D: Woah. Alright… I don’t think he realized P: stuttering D: It’s too late now
#ok I lied you can hear me in this clip too ‘oh my god’ ‘what the fuck’ and some lols#(the other time is when I HOLLER to vote phan in the rpf poll)#dan and phil#tit preshow#terrible influence tour
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