#FT Quote

[skyrigel]

He wasn't always an ipad kid...

[through-a-blackhole]

Natsu: (snuggling Lucy) you are the absolutely best thing that could have ever happened to me, you are my star, the light of my darkest days

Lucy: (half-asleep at 3 in the morning) what the fuck i thought i locked the door

Natsu: yes but the window was open

[l3cv3r]

Charles: Wanna hear a joke?

Max: Sure

Charles: Knock knock

Max: Whose there?

Charles: Choke

Max: Choke who?

Charles: Choke me, da-

Checo: NOOOOO STOP! STOP! STOP!

[fttwts]

Last one is a real dm i’ve received & i thought it was funny

[ldrloversblog]

[solilakly]

Orestes, trans. David Kovacs

version 1 version 3

[fairytail-incorrectquotes]

Levy: Pspspsps

Gajeel, walking over to her: Are you trying to call a cat?

Levy, frantically taking notes: Holy shit it worked

[mothsaresc4ry]

POV: Enid got hit by a car

Random stranger: OH MY GOD! ARE YOU OKAY?!

Enid: I... I.. I need.. my phone..

The random stranger quickly picked up her phone and gave it to her

Enid in the Nevermore Groupchat: LMAOOOO YALL GUESS WHATTTT

[wavewavethoughtsonly]

Shockwave: When Soundwave speaks, he is the second most beautiful mech I know. Starscream: Who’s the first? Shockwave: Soundwave when he doesn’t speak.

[bluesylveon2]

Fairy Godmother Vil (pt 2) ft: fairy godmother in training Epel

Pt 1: here

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Vil, watching Yuu from somewhere in the room: watch and learn from this experience, Baby Potato

Epel: snorts yeah this is great. A wonderful lesson

Vil: what is with your attitude?

Epel: see for yourself nods to Yuu

Vil looks at Yuu fighting Ruggie over some food

Vil:.....

Vil, disguised as a guest and eyeing the ballroom: where did that potato go?

Epel, hiding from Vil by dancing with Yuu

Epel: you never saw me here

Yuu: sneak me some tarts and I'll keep my mouth shut

Epel: deal

[shadowseek3r]

Gray: I love Juvia. I would never do anything to hurt her, I swear on my life.

Gajeel: We’re both on suicide watch. Swear on something else.

[redbelles]

You and I are made of fire. We have always been meant to burn together.

[l3cv3r]

Max, looking at charles lovingly: He could step on me and I’d thank him.

Checo, hearing this exact statement for the 100th time: I’d thank him too.

[beargyufairy]

I will fall in love with you

Over

And over again

I don't care how

Where

Or when

No matter how long it's been

You're mine

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

-- tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering grimAuxiliatrix [GA] -- TT: I want a baby. GA: Give Me A Week GA: What Color

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] -- CG: I WANT A BABY. TG: good for tax returns

-- timaeusTestified [TT] began pestering golgothasTerror [GT] -- TT: Okay same. TT: I want a baby GT: Mine? TT: Yeah? TT: Who else's? GT: Aquamans.

-- tipsyGnostalgic [TG] began pestering uranianUmbra [UU] -- TG: i watn a baby UU: a baby baby? TG: th alive kind UU: a hUman baby or a small fUrry whiskered baby? TG: ether or

-- tonicandGinetics [TG] began pestering tactitionTerminated [TT] -- TG: I watn a baby TT: oh. TT: just to hangout with?

[vvixes]

Erza: That's it! You're in time out! Get on top of the fridge!

Natsu: This guild is a fucking NIGHTMARE!