#Ezra hc

[magpiepills]

Under The Weather

I’m sick and feeling sorry for myself so I decided to repost my HCs for when a few Pedro characters are sick. If you want a sick HC for another character, tell me who in the comments and I will tell you what he’s like. I’m sure he is unbearable, whoever he is.

Javi

Uses whiskey like it’s cough syrup. Insists on home remedies involving whiskey, peppermint, garlic, and an orange. Pouts, misses his mother, tries to get you to make the recipe she used to make for him, is a baby about his covid test.

Frankie

So obnoxious. Lays on the couch so you’ll be sure to hear him moaning and coughing. Needs all of the mucinex, the vapor rub, the humidifier, an extra blanket, asks you to take his temperature, feels certain this must be pneumonia. Eats the soup you make him like it might be his last meal.

Joel

Deny, deny, deny. If he doesn’t acknowledge the flu, it’s not happening, right? “Don’t need to see a doctor. ‘m fine.” Will try to carry on with a handkerchief and a couple cough drops in his coat pocket. Actually has pneumonia.

Dave

Takes some DayQuil and moves to the spare bedroom. Texts you to say he won’t be by this week, and works from home. Feels sorry for himself but won’t say so.

Ezra

Somehow looks more pallid than usual. Knows where to buy antibiotics over the counter. Holds his chest like he’s dying when he coughs, and you wonder if he is actually dying. Is diagnosed with a rare illness that everyone thought was eradicated in the 1800s. Flirts with the nurses.

Max

Coughin’ in his coffin. Nonplussed when you offer him the whiskey/peppermint/garlic/orange remedy you heard about. You google local blood banks, and assure him that if he lived through the actual plague, a common cold won’t be the thing that takes him out. You consider suggesting that he turn into a bat so you can take him to a vet. Can he do that?

Dieter

Panics at the first sniffle, begs you not to make him quarantine. “Babe, I can’t.” He wants you to stay in bed with him while he convalesces. Likes how his voice sounds deep and gravelly after he coughs. Records some lines to send to his agent, then takes a handful of pills and sleeps it off. He wakes up looking refreshed.

[magpiepills]

I’m here to match freak. I agree with Ezra. I believe he would want your blood around his neck, but around yours is a vial of his cum. It’s a clear glass vial so there’s no question what’s in there. He makes you fill it by coming in your mouth and then making you spit it into the vial.

Divas (gn)…..

which P-boy is wearing a vial of your blood around his neck and you’re wearing a vial of his?

(remember Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton?)

The obvious one is Max Phillips

I could also see Ezra 🖤

who else? 👀

Summoning some moots who can match my freak: @evolnoomym @magpiepills @almostempty @katiexpunk @sp00kymulderr @beefrobeefcal @strang3lov3 @guiltyasdave @gasolinerainbowpuddles @tightjeansjavi

[papurgaatika]

Papaya’s Official Pedro Character Dick List

This started as me trying to just list them in biggest to smallest dick order, but i got carried away so now it’s that but with a few fleeting (horny) thoughts. Enjoy whores. Xoxo

1. Joel

Horse cock, duh

"Just the tip baby" is a line he’s ALWAYS using

Y’know that line about how he never actually went to university to study? That’s bc he was def fucking college girls and lord was he the talk of the town

If you could sneak Joel “big dick” Miller into your sorority house you were a legend.

Yes this might just be me being self gratuitous

2. Frankie Morales

Big and thick

Shy about it but too focused on pussy to care

Can get off just from eating you out, is extremely proud of that because it means he can just stay between your legs for however long he wants

3. Marcus Acacius

Roman army general who comes back aching after months of war

Will fuck you until you’re dizzy bc you can practically feel him in your stomach

Breeding kink galore, wants to see you round with his kids over and over

4. Javier Peña

He cant be that full of himself without having a pretty dick

And he is so pretty, maybe not that thick but he is big regardless

Loves to press against the top of your pelvis to make you feel him a little more if he shifts his hips up

5. Dave York

Look at him. I know you’ve seen his bulge dont lie to me you heathen.

Will trace a knife over your skin while he’s pushing into you to keep you still

Wears a cock ring to keep himself from cumming until you’re absolutely begging for it

6. Oberyn Martell

Royal cock. That’s all i have to say

Look. he is canonically a slut, there has to be good dick

Not a vers, but will switch occasionally if he’s feeling like he wants change.

Jerks off while you watch just to tease you

7. Pero Tovar

There’s something about these dirty sword-wielding men that screams BDE

Have i seen this movie? No. do i know that he’s jerking himself off and not bothering to be quiet about it even when he’s out on missions? Yeah. yeah i do.

He’ll bite and mark you, but will kiss them better afterwards

8. Din Djarin

Above average, but not too big, and he likes it like that

Def a grower, which makes it irritating when you tease him while he’s in the armor

Hates having to adjust while he’s on missions but you make it impossible

Missionary STANNNN, loves to have his forehead pressed against yours

9. Javi Gutierrez

Pleasure dom 100%

Just average length and girth, but he KNOWS how to use it, and use it well

Will slide just the tip in and make you cockwarm him laying like that until he makes you cum at least twice

10. Jack “whiskey” Daniels

This fucking asshole (i love him)

Ties you up with his lasso

Just smaller than average, but claims he’d get too distracted otherwise

Magic fingers. 100% and he knows it too.

11. Ezra

FREAK. He might be the freakiest one here if i speak honestly.

Doesn’t care that he doesn’t have a huge dick, says he can make you feel better than anyone with a massive shlong can (my words, not his, he’s too eloquent)

Into fisting and coos at you about how he can split you open on his hand and you’ll still ask for more

12. Silva

Bottom!

Not that he needs a small dick to be a bottom, but he just prefers it

Likes to grind against the sheets to get stimulation while he’s face down

13. Marcus pike

Cutie pie with a cute dick

I dont remember who it was but someone on here wrote soft!dom marcus so well and it makes me crazy

Overstimulates you while you ride him

14. Max Phillips

This is to knock this asshole down a notch

Endless stamina (vampire) so it doesn’t really matter

Super into slipping a finger inside while he’s fucking you

Also will make you eat his ass

15. Dieter Bravo

He has a small dick and dare i speak my truth when i say it’s hot???

He loves it, he doesnt need to be huge to feel good.

This man is a vers and a switch. Power bottoming for DAYS or being a bratty top. He has the best of everything.

Degradation kink GALORE!! If you call his dick small condescendingly he might cum immediately

[watermel0ns-dumb-cringe]

Hey so y'know how Penny usually like. Seems to be REALLY camera shy in all the rtc promo material.

And also how she's not camera shy at all in the legoland promo material

Imagine if. That's because Ezra's there. Photos with him are the only ones where she doesn't hide her face because she feels she doesn't have to hide from everything when she's with him

[sleepboysummer]

penny and ezra lamb are like violet and klaus baudelaire if they were evil

[adriabun]

simpsons already did it

[thousand-winters]

No, but think about it, assuming Shin is in her 20s, that means she was around Sabine and Ezra's age during Empire times, which means the Inquisitors might have set their eyes on her at some point

I'm wondering if that was one of the things that made her start trusting him. Considering Baylan takes a jedi-like approach to a lot of things, I think he would have given her a choice to go with him or not, while the circumstances were relatively okay

But then imagine Inquisitors arriving and trying to take her since she's force sensitive. Shin, who's had only herself to trust so far in her life, and sure, she might be a teenager, but in Baylan and any sensible adult's eyes, she's still just a kid. Knowing how to survive isn't the same as knowing how to fight. And she's force sensitive but that means nothing against trained fighters willing to hurt her

And Baylan might not be a jedi anymore, but he can't get rid of his compassion, nor turn a blind eye to this girl that might have refused at first to go with him but that so clearly needs help. And so he steps in, he protects her, he saves her

He might take her off planet because it isn't safe for her anymore, and offer to find her somewhere safe to drop her if that's what she'd prefer. But she doesn't, not anymore

Because this man did for her what no one else would do. He doesn't even know her but his protection is the warmest thing she's felt in ages. And suddenly she wants nothing more than to walk by his side

So Shin accepts to be his apprentice

[cr0wqui11]

Guys hear me out on aroace Penny Lamb

[aliendxde]

minecraft hcs - hss prime

rhys: tends to prefer watching other people play, either in real life or youtube. when they play it’s fairly basic, make a base, farm, mine, make a villager breeding prison and repeatedly kill and revive them in order to get the best enchantments possible, collect loot, raid structures, kill the enderdragon. yknow. basics.

autumn: mostly plays in creative mode, focuses on building and landscaping. takes pictures of her builds with 8000 shaders and posts them on reddit. will cry if you grief her build, even if it’s a dirt hut. downloads way too many building mods and texture packs, someone save her storage disk.

julian: makes fun of his friends for playing on easy mode or with keep inventory on, precedes to die in lava and rage quit. joins his sister’s minecraft world just to rearrange her sorting system and dye her sheep brown & grey.

payton: doesn’t quite understand how to play and is scared of most mobs so she plays on peaceful mode with daylight cycle turned off. still somehow manages to die. collects random items and gets overly attached to them (her inventory and chests are a mess), enjoys decorating her house and builds an endless amount of farms so she can have every animal.

wes: usually only plays with other people or on servers because he likes to mess with everyone. yes, this has resulted in several witch hunts. somehow manages to both make an in-game economy and break it in every server he joins. gets absolutely stacked within the first few days of playing, but will still die to a skeleton.

mia: switches her skin every session. pretends to not be interested but actually really likes (and is really good at) playing mini games like sky wars, the hunger games, and parkour maps. maybe not the best at building but great at instructing others on what to do, and placing certain people in charge of jobs. managed to figure out the triangulation method to find the stronghold on her own, thought everybody knew how to do it.

nishan: typically plays on hard mode, likes to challenge himself with speedruns. has absolutely been called out for using a bot to cheat before. likes to tinker with redstone aka make absolute behemoth monstrosities that are technically functional. he uploads tutorials on his youtube channel.

sakura: hardcore mode ONLY. definitely has a long running hardcore mode where she’s maxed out basically everything and has drained several ocean monuments. extremely efficient systems for everything like sorting, transportation, farming, looting, etc etc etc. calls people noobs unironically for playing anything less than hardcore. her winstreak on bedwars is in the quadruple digits..

ezra: follows other players around and becomes friends so they’ll give him stuff and doesn’t have to go mining himself. finds out music discs exist and immediately wants to collect all of them, is surprisingly dedicated to that goal even though he hates going to the nether or deep dark. gets genuinely frustrated if someone kills him as a prank. fascinated by note blocks and learns redstone just to use them better.

[eros-vigilante]

ezra gifs bc i love his stims

(made with ezgif: for the live2d clips, video to gif -> resize 50% -> optimize at ~40 lossy)

[almightycato]

late night hc doodles everyone gets blasted by the transgender beam huaaauhgh

[magpiepills]

🎶✨when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨

Or….

What songs does Ezra vibe to when he’s reading before you come home and give his turgid member some love? 💕 Hehe! 😜

Oh my god. Nerdie. This made me squeal. Mild smut ahoy!

I know for a fact, without a shadow of a doubt in my mind at all, that when Ezra is at home, reading his book, waiting on me to get home and work him over, he has got a first class stereo setup and he is playing the entirety of New York-Addis-London: The Story of Ethio Jazz 1965-1975 by Mulatu Astatke. He’s not streaming it, either. He’s got the vinyl cause I just know once he gets off that god forsaken moon he’s a real format snob. He’s got his record player going, stretched out on a vintage leather channel tufted sofa with one hand down his boxers and the other in his hair, rolling his hips with

playing so loudly, so lost in his thoughts of last night that he doesn’t hear me come in. He’s panting and whimpering, wetting his lips between gasps, writhing at the touch of his own hand.

He’s so vulnerable! Left himself wide open to attack. His eyes are squeezed shut, his bare chest unprotected, and no weapon in reach. Tsk! Lucky for him the only thing I want to take from him is indeed his turgid member.

Thank you for this very fun ask. I really must believe that my Ezra is also a fan of mid century modern decor and Ethiopian jazz alike.

[spacefinch]

Ezra: I've never been in a snowball fight. Sabine: Really? Ezra: I don't know the rules. Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

[anarchicstoner]

zachary and dorian are a wolfstar variant you cant convince me otherwise

[watermel0ns-dumb-cringe]

The hc of both the Lambs being trans & swapping names is really funny to me because I just picture the court during the events of legoland like

"WHICH ONE OF YOU IS WHICH."

it fucks with the courts mind so much that they get a lighter sentence for the several crimes they've committed

[sleepboysummer]

everybody always talks about penny and ricky both having the 'love another person' monologue but no one talks about ricky and ezra both saying wiggedy wack. nobody says that. i believe in my heart of hearts that he picked that up from ezra