#Even though they take time

[catmask]

SNAPDEX: DAY 13 | DEX 104

cubert.... warmup for today, 30 minutes

[notbrucewayne48]

"aphobia doesn't exist"

bitch literally not that long ago an aroace youtuber animator was insulted by almost half of its community for being it

[starry-bi-sky]

on a completely separate note; shizun luo binghe with a disciple shen yuan who fell into the abyss??? *thinks about LBH canonically stealing SQQ's corpse for 5 years* he'd hallucinate i think. like, like visual and audial hallucinations.

Keeps thinking he's seeing SQQ in the corner of his eyes, or wandering between the trees, amongst a group of disciples. Thinks he hears him calling for him, but its just the wind or another disciple.

Gets Xiu Ya reforged but patently fucking refuses to make a sword mound. Because his disciple Is Not Dead :))) There was No Body. He's Not Dead. And If You keep Insisting That He Is, He's Gonna Skewer You :). He's holding onto Xiu Ya so he can return his most favored disciple's sword when he returns. It's on his hip right next to Zheng Yang where it's supposed to be.

Also this motherfucker?? does not sleep btw. He has the image of SQQ, wide eyed and hysterical and standing at the mouth of the abyss burned into his fucking eyelids. Can't use the dreamscape to escape it either because he keeps trying to save him and either he does and it's an incredibly cruel trick to wake up to, or he doesn't and he gets his heart broken in several different pieces again.

There is no convincing this man that Shen Qingqiu is dead. Absolutely nothing at all. He is buried so deep in denial that moles would be jealous of how deep he is. He keeps making tea for two in the bamboo house only to remember that it's just him. SQQ's fans are hiding everywhere, little reminders of his presence. He goes to wake up SQQ on the mornings he sleeps in-- only to find the room empty.

[shotmrmiller]

Imagine Ghost helping you jerk him off, like he puts his hand over yours

this is one of those virgin/inexperienced reader thoughts cuz all ya gotta do is ask how to get a man off (because you fear accidentally ripping someone's foreskin off) and gross, slimy ghost is gonna hit you with an "lemme show ya how t'do it" but you'd expected a video or something, not him getting real snug on your bed with his cock already out in the open and you've gotta bite down on your tongue to keep from asking him if it's normal that it just sits on his thigh like that.

and just when you're nervously fidgeting at the end of the bed he tells you to get closer. "too far away, how are ya gonna learn anythin' bein' tha' far away?"

omg he's grabbing your hand and spitting on your clammy palm before encouraging (his own hand tight over yours) you to wrap your fingers firmly around his thicker base and you're sweating bullets at this point. (that your fingertips aren't even close to touching is making your head spin.)

you don't want to stare at what's in your hand, hot and heavy, don't want to look out the window because then you'll seem bored or dismissive, cant look at him because his stare is unnerving-

but then a rather pointed sucking of his teeth while his hand tips your head up by the chin solves that issue for you.

not gonna learn a thing if ya not lookin'.

(you reckon you aren't going to learn anything anyway because he's making sure your eyes stay latched onto his instead of the study guide that's now leaking wet, sticky and warm.)

[welcometogrouchland]

[ID in ALT] I've made posts before about Talia/Dick co-parenting Damian moments (will never happen but let me dream) and this came to me in a vision. Took me ages to finish for some reason 😭 and then even longer to post

[lucabyte]

On autonomy, and what it means to be Obliged to Help.

Bonus:

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Why are you running?

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[rupeenotruby]

That was long. Keeping this short. Not sure about this one. Thank you to @/runecatwrites for this [Click] analysis post as it was pretty helpful for the Wild and Wars dialogue (though I think the analysis is better).

[theroundbartable]

Just Imagining Arthur Pendragon returning to modern times, already deeply overwhelmed by everything that's going on, suddenly confronted with fireworks on New Year's eve.

Terrified puppy.

Merlin has to hold him all week because the blasted neighbours love to start really early.

It isn't until midnight that Merlin opens the curtains, so while Arthur is scared, he can still see the lights in the sky.

Arthur falls in love with the sight the same way he did with Merlin's magic.

[mossy-paws]

these fuckass robots that I hate /aff (Ultrakill x PHIGHTING!)

the girls are PHIGHTING! again

[gorofeet]

Yuri on Ice officially going down in history today as the most insane fumble of a franchise that i’ve ever seen in my life

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt in Memes 5

Once more, have a prompt entirely in memes because I'm too lazy to properly write one right now lol.

[sockich]

You think you can take me down twice?

BLUE EYE SAMURAI (2023)

[im-kinno-hello]

ironina

[doctorsiren]

Maybe you could call it Reunited Stans AU?

Also, how do you think the gravity falls locals would see those two? I think Ford would end up getting out of the cabin much more because of Stan. Maybe you could draw them going to town for drinks? I don't know.

I like to think the town locals would either be horrified of them and talk about them as cryptids in their own right, or just be annoyed by their shenanigans

I just remembered they’d be in their early 20s when coming to Gravity Falls haha

But yes they’d definitely start out as “those weird twins that live in the forest” but once Stanley starts feeling like he’s actually safe from that old life Ford pulled him out of, he starts going into the town, which then leads to him dragging Ford along

It’s probably a mix of both, where the town sees them as those odd guys and then also get annoyed by what they do, but also I think they’d think of them as a new endearing staple of their town once the whole “newcomer / stranger” title fades from them. It’d be sort of the same way Stan is in canon with the Mystery Shack, where even though people find him annoying, they also always come to the events.

Also Stanley 😭 your brother does not wanna be in that bar, let him go do nerd things

[rottengurlz]

she’s like if the virgin mary smoked a pack of pall malls every day 🚬