#Even the glasses are so accurate

[somewhereincairparavel]

I was looking at clips of late River Pheonix on the 1988 film "Running on empty" and some of these clips of River really give off major Jason Grace vibes wow. I literally audibly gasped "jason grace?" The moment I looked at them. Tell me I'm not the only one who sees it. Dam I couldn't have found a better face claim.

[starry-bi-sky]

Unpleasant Revelations - DPxDC Ficlet Idea for the Stillborn Au

"Have you met my youngest, Damian, Mr. Masters?"

Its only from twenty years of long, hard experience and practice that Vlad doesn't increase the room temperature from 'borderline uncomfortably cool' to 'unbearably hot' the moment Bruce Wayne pulls his youngest and "only" biological son out in front of him.

He puts only in quotations because twelve year old Damian Wayne looks scarily, uncannily like one Daniel Brown. Jack and Maddie's foster son, second victim of their foolishness, and only other halfa in existence. Second only to him.

It's nauseating how similar they look. From the scowl and terrible glare on the young boy's face, to his brown skin -- which was only a few shades lighter than Daniel's, the shape of his nose, and even the strange winged edge of his eyebrow. Something that Vlad has long since come to find endearing on the child he considered a son of his own. The only difference was that Damian had dark, sharp green eyes.

Daniel's eyes were blue. The same glacier shade as his father's, who stood behind Damian with a proud, oafish smile on his visage.

It was infuriating how similar they look. Vlad might not have rapidly swung the room temperature from one extreme to the other, but he can't stop himself from letting the fury burning within his core from slipping out and raising the temperature up a few degrees.

Because it really only meant one thing.

Damian Wayne and Daniel Brown were related.

Damian Wayne and Daniel Brown were brothers.

Standing in front of him, it was clear as day. He can already picture a phantom image of Daniel standing beside Damian, the same scowl written on his face, the same glare carved into his eyes. The only difference being the dark, exhausted circles beneath them that seemed to be permanently painted onto his skin. The only thing missing being the permanent loneliness and vigilance permeating his being like a scar.

This, if revealed, would be enough to ruin Bruce Wayne's reputation. Or, at the very least, darken it quite a bit. The great philanthropist Bruce Wayne with another secret blood child? One related to his youngest? One that had been put into foster care? Seemingly thrown away?

It would be a firestorm.

One that Vlad is not keen on starting.

It would ruin Bruce Wayne's reputation, yes. But it would hurt Daniel in the process -- the harassment he would face alone might just be enough to break that fragile child completely. That was just not something he could allow. Or, even worse, bring him into his biological father's care and custody -- something Vlad was even less willing to allow.

It's not out of kindness to Wayne that Vlad will keep mum about this.

His grip on his champagne flute tightens, just a bit. He's still aware enough of the world around him to not let it shatter in his hands. His plastered, pleasant smile tightens around the corners, and he forces his focus to slide from Damian to Wayne.

"The resemblance is uncanny, Mister Wayne." He says, slanting his smile to the side slyly. Although he's not talking about the resemblance between Wayne and his son. Rage simmers beneath his skin, burning coal and embers in the core of his chest, nestled between his lungs, as he meets the man's eyes.

Wayne swaggles his head proudly, his ditzy smile widening as he squeezes his son's shoulder affectionately. Bastard, Vlad wants to spit.

He breathes in through his nose, and exhales out through his mouth. The champagne in his hand cools, and stops its unusual bubbling.

The Damian boy scoffs under his breath, his mouth still coiled upward into a scowl. With the revelation of his blood relation to Daniel evident, Vlad's not sure if he should find it endearing or not.

He is not Daniel, so he decides that it's just simply irritating. He decides to ignore it.

"And you said he was your only biological son?" He asks, voice lilting and head tilting. He knows its a suspicious question at worst, insulting at best. But considering Wayne's past proclivities, he can hardly call it an unexpected question.

Damian puffs in great offense, face twisting angrily. It reminds him of Daniel when Vlad insisted that he was wrong about something or other, and for a moment his heart swells, fond.

But this is not his child, and so the feeling quickly crashes and burns, simmering back into rage. This was not Daniel -- this was his replacement. A replacement that Wayne was free to keep.

Wayne chuckles, idiotically, as if he'd said some funny joke. Vlad's other hand, the one gripping his cane -- something he's required ever since he was dispatched from the hospital all those lonely years ago -- tightens instead. He grinds his teeth -- him and Jack Fenton would get along like a house on fire, he hates it.

"I can understand why you'd ask that, Mister Masters," Wayne says, squeezing Damian's shoulder again, "but yes, Damian is my only biological son. Although that doesn't mean I don't love my other children any less."

Bastard.

For all his posturing and flouncing about caring for his city and his children, Vlad never would have thought the Prince of Gotham capable of abandoning one of them.

But, well.

They all have their dark secrets.

And what one man throws away, another man picks up. If Bruce Wayne didn't want the treasure child that was Daniel Brown, then Vlad Masters was more than happy to take him instead.

"I see."

[hinamie]

for @cherryys who (rightfully!) hcs lategame megumi as having a bunch of scars befitting his status as resident punching bag

[wacky-nameless-inventor-24]

HEY HIIIII PICREWS OF ROYALTY BLUE IN DESCENDING ORDER OF HOW ACCURATE THEY ARE <33333

THERES SO MANY I GOT CARRIED AWAY IT WAS SO FUN

[kimio7]

rockstar romance 🎸

[cosmossystem]

so this post may be controversial but i will no longer be silenced. i need people to start being accepting of bears/fat men in general that don't fit into the "dad" vibe or aren't conventionally attractive. quit acting like they've all gotta be incels/mladys/neckbeards/racist weebs etc. because first off, fat hairy nerdy men with patchy beards and glasses or acne or bald spots or whatever are HOT and i'm tired of pretending they're not!!!!!! and more importantly!!! even if you aren't attracted to them (or even if you are) i need you to start being fucking normal about them. because if you keep treating every fat hairy guy with glasses as if he's this rampant bigot, you're just gonna create more divides, and also you're a fucking asshole who equates looks with morality. something something alt-right pipeline, someone's worth is not determined by how attractive you find them, etc. please stop being fatphobic to ppl you don't like lol

[spiders-scare-me]

why do i feel like noir wouldn’t look like or even be anywhere near the same as the regular peter parker?? like i feel like he’s an entirely different person who doesn’t even look remotely like the others? the whole spider gang just assumes he looks just like peter b but when he takes his mask off he’s an entirely different person? i’m losing my shit rn

[unproduciblesmackdown]

pinning to the workshop corkboard: you've heard of winston "i'm cassandra" billions clairvoyance concepts for fun & profit, hear also of winston billions sphinx concepts (you must be This understanding of what he means to proceed)

[dazais-guardian-angel]

never forget what they took from you

[guardian-angle22]

my internet spiral of the weekend has introduced me to

cabbageware.

I had no idea this existed as a niche collectors thing. or that they had a specific name... and they come in different colors!

[starboundsingularities]

gonna be starting a REAL project soon :-)

[wikipediadogdotnet]

my phone isabout to die but i need to complain abt how people draw martin tma RIGH NTOW

[dbphantom]

i like writing this fic bc i just spent 3 hours watching videos of shit melting in acid and im totally not procrastinating okay? this is Important Research

[emelkae]

War Machine Characters in Artbreeder!

Briar Arrow

12-year-old boy who looks like an 8-year-old girl

Special Magical Child (TM)

He's got pretty severe anxiety, but he learns to come out of his shell a little

The Engineer / Dr. William Arrow

Mad scientist. Mad in the usual sense when it comes to science, but also mad as in A N G R Y

Has subsisted on coffee and three hours of sleep for the past week and a half

His garbage personality isn't technically his fault but it still shouldn't give him a pass to torture robots

Eleni

"Vengeful" does not begin to describe this woman

Has been holding a grudge for over a decade

Passive-aggressively uses :) in texts

The androids are under the cut since this is gonna end up pretty long (also Artbreeder gave them all hair and I was too lazy to try and change that, so... here they are with hair instead of bald):

Claw: Assassin Unit

DILH (Dad I'd Like to Hug)

His love language is definitely Physical Touch, followed by dad jokes and pranks

Becomes ride or die like way too easily, to his own detriment

Sharpe / Sharpeye: Marksman Unit

Is mentally biting u

Pathetic wet kitten of a man who has made his trauma his entire personality

Genuinely can't make sense of it when someone likes him because most people think he sucks

Lug: Tank Unit

Pure of heart, dumb of ass, will be your friend and show you the coolest bugs

An animal guy

He's just happy to be here and won't hesitate to sing loudly about it

Mobo / Motherboard: Repair Unit (younger)

Needs to be told he's doing a good job at least once a day

Would honestly be terrifying in combat if he wasn't so impulsive

Somehow has both high intelligence and zero common sense

Circuit: Repair Unit (older)

Has been the sole Brain Cell Holder since the day he was built

More interested in technology than people, but will analyze you down to your soul anyway

Wants to teach people stuff but can't do it without being accidentally pretentious

[themanwhowouldbefruit]

please don't make me read about your medieval leather dildo

[dogcollarpunk]

got new glasses this week and its insane how Ive been living at like 480p for the last 4-5 years and nwo its at 1080p. I am marveling at the wonders of nature, I can see textures, and people's fucking faces in the distance, I can see so many details in everything. The world is literally so beautiful