#Eve Kendall

[danthropologie]

I want a ranking of most to least cringe so bad 🙏

ok so as i've said, each team has a finite amount of cringe per season, but the amount of actual cringe varies team to team. i rank them from least to most as follows:

10. red bull - perhaps i'm biased but since becoming champions, they've sort of just...lost all cringe? too much of a well-oiled machine to be cringe 😔

9. williams - they've evolved beyond cringe actually. you say cringe, they say we're just having a silly goofy time

8. aston martin - now don't get me wrong, they ARE cringe—their literal criminal enterprise/pink mercedes history and fall from grace only to rebound after removing the updates last year is enough to prove that—but a lot of that cringe is offset by how fucking cool they are (particularly their social media admin, and as we all know: a sick ass social media presence covers a multitude of sins)

7. mercedes - they think they're not cringe, but thinking that is exactly what makes them so cringe

6. visa cash app rb - see next

5. sauber (aka stake f1 team kick sauber, a name so cringy i can't even bear to say it) - vcarb and sauber are in similar positions by my estimation—a nearly painful amount of cringe right up front, one objectively cool driver and one that could range from insanely cool to insanely cringey based on your pov, etc. the only difference is i think vcarb has a better chance at actually being good this year, thus the slightly lower ranking for them

4. ferrari - unfortunately for them, every single ounce of their cringe allotment is funneled DIRECTLY into their strategy department

3. mclaren - zak brown alone is a black hole vortex of cringe, the rest of them had no fucking chance

2. alpine - cringe but in a specifically french way and the french cringe conversation rate is TERRIBLE rn

1. haas - have they ever done anything that wasn't absolutely riddled with cringe (the answer is no)

[mametupa]

[film-classics]

Movie: North by Northwest (1959)

While staying at the Ambassador Hotel in Chicago, Eve Kendall (Eva Marie Saint), an undercover agent gathering information on a criminal mastermind, entertains her guest in a red brocade floral dress with a Sabrina neckline to show off an elegant ruby tennis necklace from French jewelry company, Van Cleef & Arpels.

Alfred Hitchcock did not like the studio’s costume sketches for the character of Eve. As such, Eva's wardrobe for this movie was entirely shopped directly by the director himself off the models at Bergdorf Goodman.

Sadly, not much is known as to how much the necklace is worth, where the necklace is or who may own it at present.

[rosyy-coosy]

📸 kendalljenner

[ripesinner]

MAYBE THE POISON DRIPS THROUGH.

Kendall Roy (Succession. CR: @humanveil) / Mother and Child — Gustav Klimt / Autumn Sonata — Ingmar Bergman / The Journals of Sylvia Plath — Sylvia Plath / Fleabag — Phoebe Waller-Bridge (CR: limitedseries) / 1804/ Autobiography — Dan Pagis / Villanelle (Killing Eve) / Lindsay C. Gibson / Olivia Benson (Law & Order: SVU) / Sharp Objects — Gillian Flynn & Jean-Marc Vallée / Teaching My Mother How To Give Birth — Warsan Shire / Family Tree — Ethel Cain / The Lament for Icarus — Herbert Draper / Russian Doll — (CR: CTO, I found it on pinterest) / Stavros Kazantzidis / Susan Smith — Wych Elm / Antigonick — Anne Carson / Slaughterhouse — Yves Olade / The Return of the Prodigal Son — Guercino, 1619 / King Lear — Shakespeare

[best-character-named-x-poll]

[callmeonmyrazr]

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE BITCHES!!! ✨🤍🎄

[trash-and-trash-accessories]

New video! A topic I'm both passionate and correct about. Feel free to disagree with me in the comments if you like being wrong.

[kyjen-r]

[kendalljennerinstagram]

[mametupa]

[circusbythesea]

"maybe the poison drips through"

[blamemma]

pink! for the wip word guessing game 💗

no 'pink' but add a -y on the end and create a body part and you've got a winner

"Daniel smiles up at Max, the small amount of praise drawing glee from him. He stands, now next to Max at the front of the sculpture. They’re so close — if he just, raised his pinky finger, slightly — they’re almost touching."

[beechersnope]

20-Have you noticed any patterns in your fics? Words/expressions that appear a lot, themes, common settings, etc? 😊

setting as a character generally (more specifically the american west as a setting), but also i think i tend to utilize ambiguous endings more than the average person. i think i overuse words like maybe/almost a lot as well but hopefully it doesn't come across as annoying to readers.

[gratisdiamanten]

for the wip game - sting!

TW implied CSA moreso than my last ask so I'll throw it below the cut but it's not explicit!!

This does not happen with sunburns, he reminds himself. It doesn’t feel like crying, he thinks to himself, this just feels like soap in his eyes, in the bath. Oh, how he is going to hate this, it is going to hurt, it is going to sting, and he is so scared to go to the bathroom now. He sits on his knees, in the lukewarm pool of almost lunar-silver light, it is seven in the evening, mama is gone. He can’t remember where she’s gone to, this time—he doesn’t want his knees to hurt either, sitting like this hurts, doesn’t he remember, he fell off Mick’s scooter and cut them all up, doesn’t he know—