#Epic manwhore au

[blitzsicedcoffee]

I didn't know I needed to hear Poseidon beg for his life but now that I have.....😏

[turtonsteroids]

Does anyone know if Jay knows about the Manwhore AU. Cuz he shouldn't know, it feels like a parent knowing about your sex life, it just feels wrong and deeply immoral.

[st4bb1ng-y0u-w1th-my-p3nc1l]

epic fandom... hi guys

[monowritestoomuch]

EPIC RANT: MANWHORE AU EDITION

every single damn little froggy on the window day(everyday) I see a post for EPIC’S manwhore au by anniflamma and I’m sobbing laughing

Like there’s a ton of controversy one week and I get busy cuz life, and now ODYSSEUS IS BECOMING LE MANWHORE

SIR. MA’AM.

IM SOBBING WHAT EVEN IS THIS

it’s so funny for no reason and I KEEP SEEING AO3 FICS LIKE HELP IS JORGE AWARE OF THIS???

IF HE IS IDK IF THAT WOULD MAKE IT TEN TIMES FUNNIER OR NOT LIKE WHAT—

FIRST IT WAS ZEUS, THEN POSEIDON, NOW POLYPHEMUS. WHAT’S NEXT, APOLLO??? HECTOR OF TROY???

NOT THE PROPHET—

[de-lua-1325]

WHAT THE FUCK IS "EPIC MANWHORE AU" AND WHY DO I KEEP SEEING IT EVERYWHERE??

[samthequeer81]

To all the people who I recommended epic to, this isn't my fault. I knew this before the manwhore au. This shit is funny as hell but at the same time wtf? This was one of the innocent fandoms, now I habe to explain to my friends who Ody is trying to manwhore his way out of death 😭😂

[anniflamma]

Got a bribe from an anon.

I always say that I will never do something like this ever again and I have shot my foot yet again...

[bigidiotenergytm]

if u guys aren't following me on the kesha song app ur really missin out on this hilarious sound (+ obligatory gigi and anniflamma design cred!!!!!)

[coquexari]

The sky falls and the tides rise, for Odysseus of Ithaca.

Inspiration taken from: @anniflamma 's sandwich art Enjoy <3

[room-temperature-orange-juice]

So, you know all the different interpretations in how people draw (epic) Odysseus ?

Examples:

(Gigi, duvetbox, aniflamma, Ximena Natzel, and Wolfythewitch respectively)

What version of Odysseus (including but not limited to these examples) would win against the others in a fight?

Comment / reblog with the Odysseus drawings you want to see, and who you think would win. Polls start soon

[melodyartist-blog]

Every time I open Tumblr and I see Odysseus one of the three pops up, should I feel pity, sympathy or feel charmed???

[callmesel]

This is how I imagine Telemachus in the Penelope warrior au

[lily-s-world]

My humble contribution to the Manwhore AU

[st4bb1ng-y0u-w1th-my-p3nc1l]

this is my christmas present to tumblr. guys enjoy

[monowritestoomuch]

WHY DID I JUST SEE A SWAP MANWHORE AU WITH EURYLOCHUS INSTEAD WHAT THE HECK—

[meteor752]

Zeus all arrogant: My oh my brother, all that work to get revenge on the mortal, and he beats you?You must feel so ashamed…

Poseidon, still bleeding profusely and literally vibrating from horniness: Do you think if I kill his son he’ll do it again?