#epic manwhore saga

[monowritestoomuch]

EPIC RANT: MANWHORE AU EDITION

every single damn little froggy on the window day(everyday) I see a post for EPIC’S manwhore au by anniflamma and I’m sobbing laughing

Like there’s a ton of controversy one week and I get busy cuz life, and now ODYSSEUS IS BECOMING LE MANWHORE

SIR. MA’AM.

IM SOBBING WHAT EVEN IS THIS

it’s so funny for no reason and I KEEP SEEING AO3 FICS LIKE HELP IS JORGE AWARE OF THIS???

IF HE IS IDK IF THAT WOULD MAKE IT TEN TIMES FUNNIER OR NOT LIKE WHAT—

FIRST IT WAS ZEUS, THEN POSEIDON, NOW POLYPHEMUS. WHAT’S NEXT, APOLLO??? HECTOR OF TROY???

NOT THE PROPHET—

[anniflamma]

I dunno what I am doing guys...

Part 1 / Part 2 / --- / Part 4 The comment section that started it all

[room-temperature-orange-juice]

So, you know all the different interpretations in how people draw (epic) Odysseus ?

Examples:

(Gigi, duvetbox, aniflamma, Ximena Natzel, and Wolfythewitch respectively)

What version of Odysseus (including but not limited to these examples) would win against the others in a fight?

Comment / reblog with the Odysseus drawings you want to see, and who you think would win. Polls start soon

[lily-s-world]

My humble contribution to the Manwhore AU

[meteor752]

Zeus all arrogant: My oh my brother, all that work to get revenge on the mortal, and he beats you?You must feel so ashamed…

Poseidon, still bleeding profusely and literally vibrating from horniness: Do you think if I kill his son he’ll do it again?

[anniekinsart]

Like Father, Like Son..

I might have been inspired by the whole manwhore AU and did a lil' sketch xD hopefully the format works, I'm still learning

[the-diary-of-a-moody-teenager]

Someone should really draw Ody and Zeus like this as a part of (the amazing) @anniflamma 's manwhore saga 😂

[girlypopjazzy]

Jorge that is NOT what I meant when I said I wanted Odysseus violently thrusting into Poseidon

[rising-ph0enix]

So we all know about the manwhore au courtesy of @anniflamma But what if it started before thunderbringer aka-

Odysseus manwhore-ing his way out of killing the baby

Which would make my goodbye really fucking funny

Athena: you were reckless, sentimental at best-🎶

Odysseus: i fucked your dad or well more accurately got fucked by your dad

Athena: ...that's it. I'm done

[themousefromfantasyland]

My addition to Epic's Manwhore AU

Even if Odysseus fucked both Zeus and Poseidon to survive he probably wouldn't be punished by it.

First, because Amphitrite doesn't usually punish Poseidon's lovers.

And second, as far as I know, Hera never punished Zeus' male lovers.

Remember, we are in Ancient Greece, and even though same sex relationships are not as taboo as they are in Christian societies, we still are dealing with a Hetero Normative society.

For Greeks gay relationships don't count as real relationships since they can't marry and have children, and they can't ruin royal bloodlines with annoying bastards.

Odysseus isn't cheating on his wife by having sex with other men. He's just having mindless fun. It doesn't count if it's not another woman.

Hera wouldn't give a damn. Maybe she would be super annoyed by it, but not to the point as she was with Io and Semele. Remember, Zeus brought a boy toy to Olympus one time and Hera didn't do anything.

Think about all the tales of same sex relationships in Greek Mythology. They all end tragically because of other jealous male lovers, and not because the wife got upset.

So, Odysseus could bang Zeus, Poseidon and his entire crew and probably nobody would use that against him since he never cheated on Penelope with another woman.

[a-person-on-the-internet]

Only Epic the Musical could have a solid 50% of the fandom say "ooh kinky" after watching a graphic torture scene.

I do not blame any of yall. I can see it.

But also. Damn.

[monowritestoomuch]

WHY DID I JUST SEE A SWAP MANWHORE AU WITH EURYLOCHUS INSTEAD WHAT THE HECK—

[anniflamma]

Ody "stabbing" Poseidon repeatedly sounds like great fuel for the manwhore au

THERE ARE LIKE 30 NEW ASKS IN MY INBOX THAT HAVE BEEN SAYING THE EXACT SAME THING

[mrskillingjoke]

Imagine "there are other ways" but Not circe try to seduce Odysseus, instead gives him a lecture how to seduce people, Like a teacher with a pointing Stick and a Powerpoint Presentation

[vamp-vinals]

Dick so ass you actually bite his head off afterwards

[o3o-lapd-o3o]

the second odysseus picked up his (poseidon's) trident, poseidon did indeed realise that there are other ways of persuasion