#Edibles dc

[greater-goods]

Weed Stores in Washington DC: A Guide to the Best Dispensaries

Washington DC is a hub for cannabis enthusiasts, with numerous dispensaries offering a wide range of products. From recreational to medical, this guide covers the best Weed Stores in Washington DC, including their products, reviews, and more.Explore the top-rated dispensaries in the nation's capital, from popular chains to local favorites. Learn about the different types of cannabis products available, including flower, edibles, concentrates, and topicals. Discover the unique offerings of each dispensary, such as exclusive strains, special deals, and expert budtenders.Whether you're a seasoned cannabis user or just looking to try something new, this guide is your comprehensive resource for finding the best weed stores in Washington DC.

Get ready to elevate your cannabis experience and explore the city's vibrant cannabis scene.

[frownyalfred]

"I'm gonna fuck your mom" "I'm going to get my adoptive billionaire dad to sleep with both of your parents and they're both going to fall in love with him and write you out of their will, fuckhead."

(Schoolyard threat from an unknown Wayne child, provided to the Gazette in March 2013. Bruce Wayne, responding via email, denied all allegations of an improper relationship and declared it "entirely spontaneous and consensual."

Mr. and Mrs. [redacted] could not be reached for comment, but court records indicate that Mr. [redacted] began divorce proceedings in April of 2013.)

[axiliern]

stoner tim drake shitpost number 6093749394

[luckychuckie12]

What To Do If You Get Pulled Over While Smoking Weed In DC

If you’re a cannabis user in Washington, DC, the laws are pretty relaxed. Pot is legal for adults 21 and older to possess up to two ounces of weed dc at home or on their person. But there’s still a risk of getting arrested for smoking weed in public and even more so if you get pulled over by police while you’re stoned. In this guide, we’ll cover what to do if you get pulled over by law enforcement while smoking weed in Washington, DC: what your rights are as an adult citizen; how it affects your driving record; and how to handle yourself during an encounter with police.

Don’t freak out.

If you’re pulled over while smoking weed, the most important thing to remember is not to freak out or panic. You may think that you’re going to get into trouble, but panicking won’t help your situation. Remember, this isn’t an emergency situation it’s just a traffic stop. Stay calm and act polite throughout the process so that you can get back on your way as quickly as possible.

Do not resist arrest.

If you’re pulled over, don’t resist arrest. If a police officer asks to search your car or ask you any questions, be polite and answer them truthfully. Do not fight back if the officer tries to search you even if you feel like they have no right to search for cannabis in the first place and do not run away from them. The best course of action is typically just to cooperate with police officers during an interaction with them so that they can make sure that everything is handled properly and safely on both sides of things!

If an officer asks if there’s anything illegal in your possession while they’re pulling over your car or searching it, don’t lie about what’s inside! It may seem like a good idea at the time because it could get rid of any suspicion that might exist later on down the line (such as being arrested), but ultimately lying will only make things worse when all is said and done.

If a police officer asks you to consent to a search of your car or person, you may refuse.

If a police officer asks you to consent to a search of your car or person, you may refuse. If you do so, the officer will likely ask why he or she should not just take your weed anyway. You can tell them that it is against the law for them to do so without a warrant or probable cause the same reasons it’s illegal for them to arrest you in the first place. You could also remind them that they have no right to search without one of those things and ask “What are we going on here?”

If an officer asks for permission and then finds something illegal on their own accord, this would be considered “plain view” seizure: The weed was in plain sight when officers looked through it! This type of seizure is generally considered legal because officers don’t need any additional justification beyond what they see with their own eyes (although some states require reasonable suspicion). However, if an officer searches for something else entirely like marijuana and then finds other drugs as well, this would be considered “search incident to arrest.”

Don’t lie or try to hide your weed.

You may not be used to being pulled over, but it happens. And when it does, you’ve got a few options: you can try to lie about your weed or hide it from the police officer. Neither of these are good ideas; in fact, both actions are illegal. You don’t have to answer any questions about why you smoked or where you got the weed from if asked by the police officer (even if they threaten to take away your license). If they ask for permission to search your vehicle and/or purse/wallet/baggie of buds, then there’s really nothing else you can do other than refuse and even then they’ll probably just give up on searching until they get a warrant anyway! But don’t lie or try and hide anything because it will only cause more problems down the line if caught lying about something that wasn’t even illegal in DC at all (like smoking weed).

Don’t give up your phone or other personal items without consulting a lawyer.

You should never, under any circumstances, give up your phone or other personal items to a police officer without first consulting an attorney. It is possible that giving up your phone could result in evidence of other crimes being found on it and you not realizing it until long after the fact (e.g., if the officer finds pictures of a crime scene).

The best thing to do if you get pulled over while smoking weed in DC is to politely decline to let them search anything without first consulting with an attorney.

Get medical help immediately if you feel sick or injured after an encounter with law enforcement.

If you feel sick or injured after an encounter with law enforcement, seek medical attention immediately. Do not wait to see if you feel better; waiting can make symptoms worse. Similarly, do not use alcohol or other substances to treat your symptoms. If a police officer has used excessive force against you during a traffic stop and it led to an injury that causes pain or discomfort, seek medical attention from a doctor as soon as possible. It is important that evidence of the harm caused by excessive force be collected when possible so that it can be used in court later on (if necessary).

Immediately request a lawyer at the police station.

This is the most important thing to remember if you get pulled over and are smoking weed in DC. You need to request a lawyer at the police station. Don’t try to handle it yourself, don’t make any statements and don’t sign anything, even if they tell you that it’s just something that says you’re giving up your right to an attorney. You have every right not to answer questions or give up your rights under the constitution until after you have retained counsel!

Help other people who are arrested alongside you, and record their names and contact information.

You are not alone. Every year, police arrest thousands of people for marijuana possession in Washington DC. In fact, there were 4,000 arrests made during the first six months of 2018 alone. You may feel like it’s just you but it’s not! And while it is important to know your rights as a citizen and what you can do if arrested on marijuana charges (see above), it’s also good to know that there is a network of people who have been through this before and can help support you through the process.

If you get arrested with others, make sure that everyone’s names are recorded and contact information collected by law enforcement so that everyone has someone they can call when released from custody.

Exercise your right to remain silent until you’re able to speak with a lawyer.

As the police officer is standing by your window, you should remain silent and politely decline to speak with him. The police officer may ask if you know why he pulled you over. Do not answer his question. If he asks why you’re not answering him, tell him that it’s because he hasn’t read you your rights yet. If he tries to get into an argument about this, let him know that exercising your right to remain silent is better than giving up any rights at all.

The police officer will likely send another officer back to run your license plate and registration through their database for any outstanding warrants or other reasons for which they might detain or arrest you again, don’t say anything! Once this second officer returns from running these checks (which should take no longer than 10 minutes), they will likely ask more questions or attempt a search of your vehicle and person again do not answer any questions! At this point they may try reading off some of their Miranda Rights again in order to gain access into making an arrest; once again just politely decline until both officers have left the scene

The laws in DC make it easier than some states when it comes to smoking weed, but that doesn’t mean you can ignore police.

You can refuse to consent to a search of your car or person. If you do, the police may still search it, but the law in DC makes it easier for you to fight those searches in court than some other states.

There are no laws requiring you to consent to a search of your car or person, so there’s no downside if you refuse and plenty of risk if you don’t. Your rights are protected by DC’s sanctuary city laws and its privacy protections under the Fourth Amendment (which gives citizens certain rights against unreasonable searches).

Conclusion

We hope this article has been helpful. We understand that it can be confusing to know what to do when you get pulled over while smoking weed, so we wrote it with the intention of making things easier for you! If you have any questions or comments about these tips, please feel free to leave them below. Thank you and stay safe out there!

[greenglowinspooks]

(DCxDP) The obligations of a rogue versus those of a parent (pt. 2)

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Tw: N/A

Will be crossposted to AO3 eventually

(Pt. 1 here) - (Pt. 3 here)

(Masterlist/subscription post)

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It was a beautiful morning. Somehow, against all odds, the sun was shining through the thick smog perpetually covering Gotham.

And Danny hated it.

He was in pain, he was exhausted, he was grieving, and all he wanted to do was sleep for at least a week.

In an act of celestial mockery, the sun shone regardless.

After around twenty minutes of tossing and turning in bed, trying to get back to sleep, Danny gave up and pried himself out of bed.

He stumbled through the hallway and into the living room, staring openly at every splash of color he saw in the small apartment. He hadn’t forgotten what color looked like in the time he was in the lab, but it was comforting to see.

Someone cleared their throat. Danny whipped his head around, eyes falling on a scrawny, gangly man sitting down in a worn armchair, hunched over a laptop. He was looking at him with a dull, bored expression.

Right. Scarecrow.

His escape.

The chase.

His mom.

“You look a lot less terrifying without the mask,” Danny blurted out, slapping his hand over his mouth. “I didn’t mean that.”

“Well, I certainly wouldn’t call my normal appearance frightening,” Scarecrow hummed, focusing his attention back onto the laptop, “that’s what the costume is for, after all.”

“Oh.”

After a brief moment of excruciating silence, Scarecrow spoke.

“You any good with computers, Danny? Hacking, and all that?”

Danny jolted. Scarecrow needed his help with something! This was great! Now, he’d have more of a reason not to get rid of him!

“Oh, uh, yeah! Not as good as my friend Tucker, but I think I’m pretty good.”

“And you’re familiar with the GiW’s systems specifically,” Scarecrow continued, beckoning him over. Danny complied, shuffling over awkwardly. “Right?”

“Well, I guess? My friends and I got into their stuff a couple of times before they…”

“Wonderful,” Scarecrow said, standing up with a stretch. He shoved the laptop into Danny’s hands and gestured for him to sit down on the couch. “Then you can hack into their system and extract whatever files you can find.”

Danny stared at the man like he’d lost his mind. He looked back at him expectantly.

Danny sat down.

“Yeah, I-I can do that. Tuck and I built a back door into their system ages ago,” he said, checking the screen. It was clear that for all the skills that Scarecrow had, hacking was definitely not one of them. “But, uh, don’t you have someone else that usually does this sort of thing for you? Not that I’m complaining!”

Scarecrow scowled, and Danny felt his heart fall into his ass.

“Usually, I do,” Scarecrow huffed, “but I chose to leave my most recent job with the Penguin early, so now there’s no way that he or Eddie will help me with anything until I make it up to them somehow.”

“Oh,” Danny said.

He had no clue whatsoever who Eddie was.

Danny got to work quickly, hoping that if he ignored the gangly man, he would leave him be. Luckily, he did just that, leaving to go work on something in another room.

Danny checked the laptop’s security before continuing Scarecrow’s progress, making sure that the GiW wouldn’t be able to grab their location.

It was…threateningly good. Whoever Eddie was, he had somehow crammed the functionality of a top-of-the-line PC into a tiny, beat-up old laptop. It almost reminded Danny of Tucker and his terrifying competence with his PDA.

Tucker.

Amity park.

Home.

Danny snapped himself out of his thoughts, tabbing back into the application Scarecrow had up and began to work his magic.

He had near full access to the entire GiW database within half an hour.

Mumbling out a quick thank-you to Tucker, he called Scarecrow over to appraise his work.

“Fixed up some food for you while you worked,” the rogue said, handing him a bowl of oatmeal, taking the laptop into his lap as he did so, “didn’t know how well you could eat, considering you’re recovering from… surgery, so I decided to stay on the safe side.”

Danny had no clue what this guy’s deal was.

He definitely did not tear up at the first genuine thoughtfulness he encountered in weeks, and he did not look away as he ate so that Scarecrow couldn’t see his face.

At least Scarecrow was too focused on the laptop to notice or care.

Or, maybe, he was just mercifully ignoring him.

Either way, Danny ate slowly, not wanting to make himself sick. He allowed himself to absentmindedly look around the room for the first time, taking everything in.

It was strangely homey. The space was filled with warm browns and yellows, a few splashes of color on the wall in the form of (obviously gifted) paintings. There was a beat-up bookshelf against the wall, clearly second-hand, filled to the brim with psychology books. On every available surface there was a different colored candle, all at different stages of use, clearly collected over the course of years.

Danny knew that the man next to him was a crazed, murderous criminal, but his home was oddly reminiscent of Jazz.

He was not about to cry.

“Danny,” Scarecrow hummed, snapping him out of his spiraling, “can you explain this to me?”

He looked over. The rogue was pointing to a new report, seemingly posted only a few hours ago.

Nodding, he took the computer into his lap, pouring over the contents.

He read the report again.

And again.

And again.

Danny swore loudly, crumpling like a wet paper bag, head in his hands.

“What?”

“It’s…” he swore again, glancing back at the laptop, “they…since you became liminal from synthetic ectoplasm, when we’re within about 500 meters of one another, our ectoplasm signatures resonate, and they can’t track us with any of their technology.”

“How is that a bad thing?”

“If we’re not that close to each other, they can track us down from anywhere in the world.”

Scarecrow went dead quiet. After what felt like the single longest minute of Danny’s life, he let out a truly exasperated sigh, slumping over in his seat.

“Yeah, me too,” Danny mumbled, utterly miserable.

“…I’ll have to move my plans back a little,” Scarecrow sighed, “I can’t drag an injured child with me when I attack the Gotham GiW base, you’ll just get in the way.”

“Oh come on,” Danny whined, “I can take care of myself just fine. Besides, Batman brings kids with him to do dangerous stuff all the time, and he’s fine!”

“Might I remind you that the second Robin died violently,” Scarecrow snapped, “and that Batman most likely has more traumatic brain injuries than all of the Gotham rogues combined. That really isn’t the winning argument you think it is.”

Danny paused, trying to think up some way to win the argument. Then, he realized what he had ignored before.

“Wait, Scarecrow, you’re gonna attack the GiW?”

“That’s the plan,” he nodded, “and call me Dr. Crane. I’m only Scarecrow when I’m in the mask.”

But,” Danny sputtered, “Sca—uh, Dr. Crane—that’s insane! The weapons they’ve got- they’ll rip you apart!”

“Not my first time,” Crane said, making Danny wince. “Besides, I have plenty of experience avoiding gunfire. I’ll live.”

“You…” Danny was silent for a while, trying to think of something to say, “fine, but you have to take me with you wherever you go. As soon as they see either of us on their radars, they’ll hunt us down.”

Dr. Crane sighed.

“…Fine. I need some time to plan anyways. Now, you’re going to help me download these files, properly format them, and send them out.”

“…Why?”

“Well, some of the other rogues might appreciate the heads up, and I’d quite like them to be indebted to me. Besides, I still need to pay back the Penguin for ditching him, and he loves knowing things that other people don’t.”

Danny paused.

“That’s an awful idea, no offense. If any of the rogues know our weaknesses, they—”

“Danny, we’re censoring everything. The only things they need to know about are the GiW specifically, and any sort of laws surrounding them.”

Danny snorted.

“You care about laws now?”

“Yes, because if we get taken to Arkham, they’ll hand us off to the GiW the moment they ask, and it’ll be completely legal.”

Oh. Danny had honestly forgotten that Arkham was an option.

“…Ok. I’ll help you. Who are we telling?”

“I don’t think you really need to know,” Dr. Crane said, the faintest shadow of an amused look on his face, “but I’ll humor you for now. We’re sending the files out to the Penguin, Riddler, Poison Ivy via Harley Quinn, Two-Face, and Red Hood.”

Danny nodded. He could live with that.

“Alright, then let’s get to work.”

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[ryemiffie]

Stuff from my day as justice league incorrect quotes this time!

Superman: Yeah I'm pretty sure that'd kill even me.

Batman: Oh don't act like you're above my cooking, I saw you munching on batteries earlier like they were chips.

Superman: I like their zappy taste.

[sanjipussyindulgence]

okay i dont usually post about batman on this account but i NEED to talk about something i looked into recently. i wanted to check how long each of the boys was robin and... y'know what ill go in backwards order.

dick was robin for a whooping forty four years straight.

tim was robin for nineteen years.

damian has been robin for eighteen years and counting (better watch out timmy he's about to beat you) EDIT: wait i fucked the math up he’s been robin for fifteen years

and jason?

jason was robin for only FIVE fucking years!! EDIT: nvm he was robin for only ONE YEAR!!!

HOLY SHIT NO WONDER HE DID ALL THAT. I'D BE PISSED TOO. PEOPLE BACK THEN WERE APPARENTLY FOAMING AT THE MOUTH WANTING TO KILL THIS KID

(thanks to @evasive-anon and @wesavegotham for pointing out the mistakes)

[batarangsoundsdumb]

[gotham-snark]

Friends, if you ever feel down, remember that this image exists ☺️

-Secret Origins 4 2014

[nightmare-foundation]

Idk much abt the batfamily characters but you can't tell me there isn't at least one person in that family who smokes weed

[iguessthisisanewobsession]

Other Weird, Atypical Cravings Jason has had: Bathbombs, Carkeys, Shoe laces, A Domino mask, shotgun shells, crayons, beach sand, electrical cords (specifically the ones with inner copper wiring), Mr. Freeze's ice, one of the oil paintings hanging in the dining room (Alfred was NOT pleased about that one), flowers, hand lotion, a wooden spoon, and Danny (or well, more like Danny just woke up to find Jason lightly gnawing and drooling on his arm in his sleep like a toddler with a teething toy. It only happened once, but Danny still likes making jokes about how he's "Jason's personal chew-toy", much to Jason's chagrin).

Thankfully for everyone’s sanity, most of the unfortunate cravings Jason can talk himself out of the idea now that he’s aware of the problem.

The ones where he gives into chaos tend to be things he can’t actually bite chunks off of so at most he licks them.

Thankfully since he discovered the flower urge it has became more manageable for everyone since there are plenty of different varieties of edible flowers.

Alfred’s rose bush might not be the happiest but they don’t get a say.

[stealingyourbones]

they’re toxic exes

[daigah]

Happy batman day to Cassandra Cain 🤞🤞

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[dailydccomics]

Batman canNOT handle endings to save his damn life, like bro you can just say hey I’m leaving instead of making it a whole thing where you’re yelling at everyone and now why are the batboys in it??? brooooooo seek therapy, anyway i love him idk 

[a-personiftranslator]

how i think personifs would taste like

dc: filthy river water, blood that is somehow crusted despite having been in her body this whole time, paper, and bits of marble for seasoning. i’d bite into her with very little hesitation but i would regret it. there are probably rumors about things done with her blood in the pedophile sex ring conspiracy theories

san diego: beer and saltwater with vaguely fruity undertones. i think he’d taste pretty good actually. i think hes tried to brew actual beer with his blood before (tijuana dared him). i’d drink him but im not old enough yet

andolont: youd probably crack your teeth trying to bite her at all but if you do i think shed taste like. you know that distinct smell grandmothers have. that but like a taste. and also iron and the texture would be like ice but its remarkably easier to chew once you get the piece off the main body like you apply slight pressure with the teeth and it breaks apart into a lot of smaller pieces. like a cherry tomato squirting when you bite it. i don’t like that feeling and i also don’t like the grandmother smell so i probably wouldnt enjoy eating her

qadoshorea: literally just a normal person. she holds no special appeal and she suffers enough so i’ll pass

varholt: bread