#bruce: shady dealings in the edible glitter business
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#this logic is perfectly and completely sound#bruce also seems like a kind of 'its not gay if you keep your socks on guy'#and a 'no listen i didnt do it bc im gay- i fucked that guy so i could gather intel' kind of man#alfred: intel on WHAT exactly?#bruce: shady dealings in the edible glitter business#i feel like ppl would and also wouldn't buy it#tabloids would be like 'oh yeah totally sound logic mr wayne sorry for doubting your sexuality'#whereas all of his friends and family would be like 'cmon man.... you limp wristed loser'#bruce wayne#dc#dc comics#oh yeah happy pride and shit
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