#EX BOYFRIEND PLEASE
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sir, Sir, SIR I AM FED, MY CROPS ARE WATERED AND FLOURISHING
#moxxie helluva boss#helluva boss#EX BOYFRIEND PLEASE#first Striker now this man#god i feel spoiled and ready to make more content#Moxxie has a type in men and it’s the Aquatic tall type with sharp teeth#Chaz Helluva boss#Chaz…Moxxie your taste in men is trash just like me Bestie
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NO ACTUALLY ITS VERY IMPORTANT TO REPLY TO HIS
it's so true they are all idiots and they all are disasters but after the group mom offered me his therapist info because I was acting a bit weird (and hey, if you need help then get it! no shame!) then yeah I am literally convinced the only way this group is alive is because he has no mean bones in his body.
(I have only just gotten past the first witch and the twinks hate me but understandable have a nice day, boys... but honestly Arshem CONTINUES to remain the healthiest despite going through the roughest imo.)
#bewitching sinners#arshem nephus#i love him so much and there is no way he isnt the reason the others are still alive#this boy is so quick to mother hen and i love him hes really doing his best!#like all of the stuff i keep hearing palmier did to him im like boy please i love you see the light im begging#i am trying to not use any walkthrough info on this first run and i am SO STRESSED#every single time it comes to arshem right now because hoo boy that guy is struggling and i do NOT want to make him worse#i want only the best for him and it stresses me out that i might make him miserable which im like... so invested in him rn#anyway hey guys this is him this is the love of my life my dopplegangers ex boyfriend ! (jazz hands)#thank you anon for knowing the game and appreciating the silly lil fucked up boys as well they are so disastrous
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Can more people please watch odd taxi, its story and dialogue writing is genuinely so fantastic. Its characters are so real to the point its almost jarring, and the art and music direction is phenomenal. its only 12 episodes and it USES those 12 episodes. I genuinely don't think there's any show like it. (but if there is, send them my way) the only preface I can give for it is that its a crime thriller and AVOID SPOILERS
please I'm tired of every other isekai show getting its 5th season while a masterpiece like odd taxi gets ignored cause it has furries. PLEASE
#the only person ive met who's seen odd taxi is my friend's ex-boyfriend and I dont like him#on my hands and knees please#maybe it starts off a bit slow but the payoff is incredible PLEASE#odd taxi#wheat rambles#with the success of dungeon meshi i've grown so much confidence in my taste in media#im just gonna start pitching my nicher interests to everyone
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#a little bit of a toxic ex-boyfriends vibes in this movie...#code 8#code 8 part 2#connor reed#garrett kelton#stephen amell#robbie amell#code 8 part ii#it took some time and effort to make these so if you like please reblog 🤗#my gifs
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swings with you. i think sidon is the perfect capsulation of how men and mlm ships take precedent. he's a fairly boring character 😭 the only thing he really has going for him is that he's hot and "himbo" so ppl r obsessed w shipping him w twink link.
why are conversations about sidon so predominant when the narrative of totk is so clearly putting more focus on zelda. can she have one thing im begging here
thank god im not the only one. christ. like i feel like the only thing sidon has going for him is that he's a hot man. his story is like. fairly straightforward 'i had a family member who died and i am grieving her' which like. multiple other characters in botw had. i would argue that the other champions in botw had more interesting stories than him (riju's struggles to lead her people at age FOURTEEN, teba fighting for his son and the future of his family, etc etc.) sidon isn't a BAD character by any means but he wasn't a GREAT character either and i NEVER saw any chemistry between him and link. 90% of what people seem to like about him is just. fanon shit. can we please just drop him and talk about women for once i am begging
#AND HE ISNT EVEN REALLY A HIMBO IN THE GAME??#like i assume that came from the whole 'never met a hylian' thing maybe??? but that was just like. because he is a zora.#they are an isolated society and on their timescale the calamity happened very recently of course he was sheltered???#like someone please show me the textual himbo sidon evidence. i do not see it#asks#also not to be insane but i feel like no sidlink shipper EVER has considered the like. actual implications of this ship.#'hello ex boyfriend of my dead sister who i am still grieving for. she wanted to marry you btw. want to date me now' ?????????????#ugh. anyway. i swear i do not hate sidlink guys im just SO TIRED
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Sorry but Peggy "recruited multiple Nazis to SHIELD" Carter
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Daisy "attempted and succeeded in the murder of multiple Nazis including her ex boyfriend" Johnson would not be friends
#please rewatch seasons 3 4&7#s3 Daisy is willing to go full Batman on the Watchdogs#s4 speaks for itself#s7 she was willing to kill a 20 year old to stop Hydra from existing#daisy johnson#anti peggy carter#(also peggy tried to have daisy's now boyfriend [and peggy's ex] killed)
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girl that make me happy, girl that make me cry a girl that passed away back in 1985 a girl i plan to marry, a girl i plan to wed a girl that i can choke because my baby is already dead 🧠💙🪦
more palette stuff ft gojoken, and cemetery girl by icp
i feel like i havent really been on my a-game creatively lately but stuff like this is fun to do
#scribbles#satoru gojo#suguru geto#kenjaku#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk spoilers#gojoken#gore#head trauma#body horror#dont look too hard at this im not super pleased with it orz#gojoken is a ship i find interesting but im particular about it#fyozai bsd likers when people reduce hero/villain ships to one-sided abuse whump#like ouhh creepy evil dom kenjaku.. FLOP!!! not my thing. i like it tbh when gojo's the one initiating cuz i think the#'really twisted extension of satosugu' angle is like fucked up and sad and interesting#and also kind of funny. imagine being geto like barely conscious as your body's being puppeted and youre just like DUDE???#definitely in top 10 of the most maladjusted ways to mourn your ex boyfriend#gojoken also adds another item to the list of Reasons Itadori Would Be Completely Justified In Beating The Fuck Out Of His Teacher
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If you and your partner had a pet that was previously owned by one of your exes, but there's lots of drama surrounding that past. Would you reach out to that person when the pet passes to inform or offer paw prints? Or is that no longer something to inform them on. (See below for more info)
For further context, the ex grew up with the pet and left him when they moved. The pet is declining, and I don't believe he will be around for more than a year. My heart feels bad if I don't reach out as i would want to know. But there's so much drama in the past I don't want to open the door for more again. I feel like there's no right answer either way. I'm somehow going to get bit in the ass 🙃
#please help#questions#tumblr polls#drama#ex drama#ex girlfriend#ex boyfriend#pets#cat#cats#cats of tumblr#pet loss#pet lovers#married life#marriage#am i the asshole#aita
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Omori socks would be so cool
#omori fandom#omori#i want all of them#Basil#hero#sunny#kel#aubrey#mari#something#stranger#all of them.#sweetheart#space ex-boyfriend#Yellow cat#Refs to all basil deaths#So many refs…#Omocat please
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❣️Calling All PETTY Besties❣️
✨Ok so here is the thing: I want to send envelopes full of glitter to your enemies for free.✨
📫I will include a note if you wish, done in creepy stamp letters, and all of it remains completely anonymous.
📫I just love sending mail, and I’ve exhausted my personal list of enemies.
📫Please message me with the intended’s address and your desired note.
#comedy#funny memes#hilarious#funny stuff#funny shit#glitter bomb#glitter#enemies to lovers#enemy#please please please#lol#haha#memes#funny post#funny#snail mail#mailed#mailbox#open to anyone#so hot 🔥🔥🔥#exes#ex boyfriend#ex best friend#exbf#ex girlfriend#boss#bad boss#i hate him#politics#wholesome
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@cinnamon-bunni made so many of these and it gave me the drive to dig through all of the posts I've tagged with these guys lmao
transparents from the lovely @/silentstreetserenity <5
#does anyone else remember that chat where mammon says he likes sticking his fingers in outlets. please. it haunts me#obey me#obey me shall we date#omswd#om belphegor#obey me belphegor#om mammon#obey me mammon#om satan#obey me satan#om leviathan#obey me leviathan#media ex boyfriend#kitty.txt
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Using all my brain power to telepathically tell pokemas staff to add faba dont worry guys im on it
#one day i'll snap and write a twitter comment and everyone will know what i really am#like good for those kids for being added i guess but i need my boyfriend please#pokemon masters ex#branch chief faba#i am gay and insane sry
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its been almost a year since I met you, and I still hate myself for whatever I did to lose you.
#fuck july#ex bf#ex boyfriend#ex bf problems#i hate everything#tw#depressing shit#where are you#please come back#i miss my ex#first relationship#i'm sorry.
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I like that every Howard and Hank interaction we have had in the MCU is just the two of them acting like bitter exes
#what if 2x02 Hank was having like the worst day#when your ex boyfriend calls you to stop a world ending threat and you end up on a team with him and your other ex boyfriend#mcu#hank pym#howard stark#what if season 2#marvels what if#please tell me someone has written this fic somewhere
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I just got the info that my ex and the girl he said he didn't like are out on a study date. I'm not ok.
#someone save me#please god#coquette#girlblogging#lana del rey#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#tumblr girls#dollette#losing my mind#losing my shit#losing myself#ex twink#ex boyfriend#someone help#please please please#this is girlhood#this is what makes us girls#idk how to tag this#this is a girlblog#why am i like this#yep#exactly#this this this#but yes#seriously#getting insecure#girls just want to have fun#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#girl things#girlhood
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