#EEEK

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[goodishgirlx]

"good girl" is always cute and hot and i love it, don't get me wrong, but hear me out- mean, condescending praise:

♡ "good dumb cunt"

♡ "sweet little cum dumpster"

♡ "such a perfect fucking whore"

[kowbojki]

unicorn/kraken/mermaid <3

[thhestia]

y'all wake up

these are the other ones

Annabel hamster Lee Whitlock

[soni-dragon]

rattle the stars, digital vs. print (i should’ve used a larger block… lost a lot of details cause it was too small)

[vvh1sk3y]

What are some headcanons of things you think will make Konig comfortable? What would a person have to do to get him to relax and trust you?

character(s): könig, gen!reader

warning(s): mentions of anxiety, self consciousness, sad könig. man needs a hug.

könig does not trust most people simply because of how badly he was bullied growing up. he was made fun of for simply existing and it made him develop the absolute worst social anxiety and trust issues. a lot of the times if people are nice to him he thinks it’s just an act :( expect him to be quiet and distant at first if you try talking to him.

he keeps his distance from people often, but if you make an effort to consistently talk to him he’ll begin to start warming up to you more and wanting to talk with you :)

allowing könig to share his interests and thoughts about certain stuff with you makes him quite happy, especially if you both have a long conversation about it! nothing stresses him out more than feeling like he’s in a one way conversation.

he’s a big fantasy nerd so if you have something in common with him he’s automatically going to think you’re super cool to be around and will want to spend time with you :) (he’ll probably think you’re way to cool for him though.)

könig very so self conscious about his appearance: his face, the way his body looks, his height. but complimenting him in the slightest makes him feel a bit better about himself. (especially if he likes you wink wink)

he hates going out in public especially since his height draws so much attention, but having you next to him holding his hand (if you are together) and/or quietly reassuring him he’s okay makes him less nervous and a bit more confident. :,)

honestly just seeing könig for könig makes him happy, he has the job he does simply because he felt it was the only thing he could really do. it’s unfortunately turned him into a person he never really wanted to be, but seeing him as the dorky nerdy guy he really is makes him trust you more than most.

[gameraboy2]

Schoolhouse Rock (1973), "Interjections"

[solazu1]

I may delete this in the morning tbh, idk why I’m so nervous about having these designs shown. Bleh! Anyway some silly hms dragon designs for a personal silly au thing of mine :]

[wicknasty]

when his hair does the little thing behind his ear :33

[agustdiv1ne]

HIII this isn’t a request of anything but I cant tell anyone this and I feel safe sharing it to u Lol

I can’t stop thinking about Yeonjun fucking me before they climb up on stage for a concert??? IDJJSJAHAHAHAAH

U FEEL SAFE SHARING IT WITH ME??? ANON WHAT IF I CRY

and omg okay. i have thoughts abt this....thank u for making me go insane

like. yeonjun mercilessly pounding into your pussy with you bent over one of the makeup stations in the empty dressing room,, hand covering your mouth as he makes you watch yourself get fucked, whispering how you need to quiet down...you'll be good for him, right? just stay quiet like the good lil doll he knows you are <3 his hips slam against your ass with each thrust, fingers rubbing sloppy circles against your clit until your walls are fluttering around him and he's painting your insides with his cum....and then he like. pulls out and watches it slowly run down your thighs before he's pushing it back inside with his fingers, ignoring your cries that it's too much,, leaving you a shaking, dripping mess in the dressing room when he's called by a staff member to get his ass out to the backstage area, pecking your lips before promising that he'll take care of you after the show...he ignores how the other boys roll their eyes at his haphazard state and lets the staff hurriedly fix his sweaty face and mussed hair <33 going on stage with so much adrenaline, more than usual, that everyone there wonders what's gotten into him......and while he usually immerses himself in the show, all he can think about the whole time is you and how he's going to ruin you again when you get back to the hotel 😵‍💫

[littlelovelore]

* watching durge lick some dead spider's sack *

(badge from the lovely @onlyancunin)

[shakespeare-official-account]

JESUS BLOODY FUCK I THINK I GOT UNSHADOWBANNED OH MY GOD I AM CRYING ASDHFJDKJHDA FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK I LOVE THIS OH MY GOD I AM ACTUALLY CRYING

[grimlyandgnarly-doodles]

hi ok everyone here is sustenance

[tombstone-ghost]

Yaelokre makes me wanna play ring-around-the-rosie in the middle of a field of flowers and I absolutely love that. Yaelokre is so cool.

[stunkers]

My friend Larry half life alyx

[beebeetheclown]

An unseen photo of jeremy strong?🤭 (from 2017)

He looks like a singer who plays guitar at a quiet old man pub idk. Also he’s holding the sunscreen lol. He’s gotta come prepared.