#ED LOOKS SO HOT

[slylittleelf]

JUST WATCHED THE FIRST 3 EPISODES OF OFMD SEASON 2 AND I AM MF THRASHING, KICKING IN MY GAY LITTLE SHOES. SASHAYING ALL OVER THE MF FLOOR. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[nerd-elf]

Such a precious moment 🥹

[morrch]

mmmmmhuh

full version on my nsfw twitter

[beanghostprincess]

if you like ling and greed the most… have you perhaps considered… shipping greedling? 👀

Bold of you to assume I don't ship whatever the fuck Greed x Ling x Ed have going on at the same time

[small-strong-bookish-butch]

The amount of queer sex I've had in the last 12 hours is incredible 💖💖💖 I'm so lucky to have N as my spousey, and to have Ernie as a good friend, and to have friends who like talking about sex with me and are cool with it

[snowshinobi]

if you put aside the arson and the intricate dance that is discerning truth, Jane Eyre is a story about two thoroughly average-looking people becoming physically and emotionally obsessed with each other. this novel will cure your social media brainrot

[queenqunari]

Reverse of the “nooo don’t transition, you’re too sexy” happened to me today

Someone told me that if I went in T I’d be super fucking hot

Which like. Probably. But I’m also hot now so weird backhanded compliment

[panelshowsource]

The Waterstones Interview • Looking back on his life so far through the prism of food, Ed Gamble’s ⁠Glutton⁠ is a hilarious take from a foodie obsessive who’s come to recognise quality over quantity. We sat down to talk about the ultimate cheeseboard, why Guinness is magical, and how type 1 diabetes impacts his favourite pastime.

[widevibratobitch]

my god. skinny people really just have like. No Idea huh just absolutely not a single clue lmao it's almost funny to watch fr but then id lie if i said i wouldn't fucking kill to be able to be that ignorant

[crownspeaksblog]

Okay but i have to give appreciation to eds beard this season because he just looks so fucking GOOD!! i was sad about losing the full beard in 1x09 and i really wanted him to get it back for season 2, but my god i never been this glad about not getting i wanted, he just looks so beautiful, i love being able to see this full face!

[foxedthecards]

💞 + thought about ed and shadow 👀 yes, I'm talking about you Jonas, i see you. But also Mr fox for shadow

Mr Fox's eyes flash and his smile is cold as ice.

"*Oh him? I would dearly DEARLY love to sink my teeth right back into that sinuous creature and drink his black black blood like wine if he even has any...*" he hissed. "*The thought of rendering him helpless beneath my hand and utterly obliterating him from existence makes me very excited indeed.*" His eyes are nearly completely gold as he says this, his voice going a bit guttural. "*You may interpret that in the context of these questions as you please...but I know how I feEl about iT...*"

***

Jonas has a perplexed look on his face as he racks his mind because honestly he's not sure who's being talked about here?

" I uh...I think I went to something called the Shadow Dungeon one time? I...wasn't in a good headspace then. I don't remember much about it." he mutters. " I think...I think it was weird bondage-type shit? " He rubs his throat. There's the faintest remnants of a bite there, a bite that doesn't really look...human. " Which I'm pretty sure it was probably shady, not like a reputable place. Otherwise I would have probably enjoyed it, I've done that and been to places like that before. They've always taken good care of me. But that...that kind of experience fucked with my head...more than my body. "

He looks off to the side. " But-but at the time I didn't care. I craved it, it scratched an itch I had. But uhm hope I don't get into another mindset like that. Where I wanna go looking for it again... "

And he won't if Mr Fox has any say in it.

He relaxes a bit more when asked about Ed. " Oh yeah him? Heh. I like having someone my size for a change. Holy shit he's good-looking...whouff and you can look at him and tell he fucking works out, he'd wear me out before I would. I'd love to grab his ass, pull myself close and just start at his face. Nibble and kiss my way down over that beautiful chest...eheh all the way down. You know...I'm not really sure if he's actually been with someone or not? We got in a talk about it. Don't ask. I'm not sure, but if that was the case...I'd be so gentle and careful. If he's OK with it, I'd love to give him the best head he's ever experienced too. But overall I'd want him to be relaxed and have fun. "

His expression grows thoughtful as he taps the side of his face. " Not sure why'd I think this but I wonder if he's into sexy-cute outfits? Maaaaan I bet he'd be hot as shit dressed up. " Ohhh he's definitely thinking some things now

[daintydreams00]

plans for tmr 🌟

FOOD: omad protein shake (230 cal / 42g protein) + small apple if u find one

EXERCISE: min 30 minutes on stairmaster (pref 1 hr), 20 min weighted abs, 15 min eliptical

CW: 60.35kg / 18.6 bmi

[kittykittycarson]

went to Phoenix Fan Fusion last Sunday!

Check out my Riddler cosplay >:3c

didn't feel like editing any of these :p

[nosygay]

dear fuck I forgot tumblrs proana scene is still Like That it's like a time machine to 2014 butterflies? why is there bonespo in the recovery tag what are you doing dumb bitch

[edwardshundredyearoldspunk]

no don't symbolically kill your old self by throwing your pirate leathers that represent everything you used to be off board you're so sexy

[cunninghamchrissie]

chrissy recovers from her ed + her body naturally gains weight as she gets older (bc it’s very very very not to weight the same you did at 18 in your 30s) and has a curvy body and eddie, like the true scrawny metalhead that he is, just goes nuts for her new body