#Dream sleeps naked

[obsessiveagony2point0]

Dream: "Is this truly what humans wear to sleep?" Hob: *chuckles* "Sometimes. Depends on the person." Dream *raises and eye brow at Hob* "Do you usually wear something like this..?" Hob: *laughs* "Nah. I normally sleep in my boxers. You?" Dream: "I do not sleep." Hob: "Humor me." Dream: *sigh* "If I am in need of a rest, I will generally lay in my bedchambers bare." Hob: ".......you mean...you sleep naked...." Dream: "Rest. And, yes." Hob: .......... Dream: "Those shorts betray your excitement and enthusiasm." Hob: "Shut the hell up and get in the bedroom...."

I'd like to think Dream's set would be looser on his willowy body while Hob's set would be pulled tight, especially against his chest.

100% convinced that Hob would wear this every single night just to annoy Dream. And maybe to provoke him to rip it off his body

[teejaystumbles]

Hob is a guy who seeks out supposedly haunted houses to sleep there, checking them for new tenants and such, looking for the shadowy figure he saw lurking under his bed when he was a child- and then he found him ✪ ω ✪

for the free space on the Monterfucktober Bingo card I chose the DN House of Horrors prompt “It’s all true. The boogeyman is real and you’ve found him.”

[suffarustuffaru]

i just know otto if ottosuba wouldnt even start dating they just shared a bed for the first time and had their one millionth mayo bath dream. then they instantly got married

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

Hey. What. ????????

[sleeplessgreaser]

NAKED IN NEW YORK (dir. Daniel Algrant, 1993)

Chris: "I shot the play, Jake! I shot the play! You think you would even have this gig at all if it wasn't for me?!" Jake: "... No." Chris: "No, you are god damn right, you wouldn't! What- Jake, tell me, just give me the truth, what is- who is this? Carl? Is that what it is? Or is it- or is this Dana? Is that what who it is?" Jake: "No, look, it doesn't matter who it was, Chris, that's not what this is about." Chris: "What is this, me? Is it- this must be me. This must be because I'm gay, but I don't- I'm not gay, Jake! I don't know what the fuck I am!" Jake: "No, of course it's not about that, Chris. It- look, I- I fought them-" Chris: "No, you're a bastard for this... Yeah, you. You- you're a- you're a fucking bastard."

[pencey]

God. I am about to plead the fucking 2nd. Bitches grab a rape victim at a bar for walking out with a cup 9f WATER. I yelled at him and he wouldn't letm3 go. You don't know who the fuck your messing with.

Imagine waiting your entire life for your Gerard Way I was Born for This Joan of Arc Twin Towers moment. You achieve it. Then a fucking rapist destroys your life and you'd rather kill yourself than degrad yourself by living on the same planet as a rapist. Not just a random rapist, but a very specific type of rapist that sits in a Hell more evil than fucking Hitler. Hitler is a safer space for me and there is no hope. Imagine dedicating your entire life to a Twin Towers moment. Then imagine fighting for your life just to get justice. Then, imagine climbing a battle against rape all the way to the top of the mountain, sacrificing your life, bloody and soul, just to loose 10 feet away from the top.

I swear and vow on my life. If I don't get justice, suicide is the only hope.

The horrific acts that have been given to me made sure that my life is worthless. I wouldn't be caught dead living on the same Earth as a rapist.

[finnickodaiir]

I don't think Instagram Swifties have much common sense...

[scary-senpai]

What you must know about me is that I cannot be left unsupervised wherever Halloween decorations are sold. I went out to get Oreos and came back with this:

In other news, we finally got around to doing some house maintenance projects, and I am pleased to report that the first thing you see upon entering my home is a naked lady flirting with the Devil (tm) and two creepy looking sconces:

If we leave the blinds open, this is visible from the street #winning

[queer-with-anxiety]

Y’all I’m so tired. I’m confused with the world. I feel like I’m halfway to sleep but ready to run a marathon. May god have mercy when I fall asleep bc with how the last few dreams have gone im gonna wake up even more confused.

Gift

[dykebarbie]

phileas fogg more like. phileas fag

[odinsblog]

Weird. ass. dream.

I am driving down to Miami

I have to pee

I am a few yards away from a toll booth

I pull over to the shoulder and get out of my car

Relief. I am finally urinating

With my free hand I reach into my pocket and grab the remote

I press the button

My car drives itself to the toll booth and waits for me

I walk to the toll booth

Why am I naked?

Police show up

They are pushing me

Stop it!

The police and the toll booth operator are walking me to jail

Please keep your hands off me

I said hands off!

Families with their children are waving their support to me

I am cold and where are my clothes?

I wake up

I am cold

And I have to pee

[lewmagoo]

it’s sleeping naked szn 🤭

[twistedappletree]

I swear I’m gonna get to asks and messages soon but I’m trying to fix my sleep schedule after a rough week of hypersomnia and it is ✨not working✨ lmfaoooooo

[taxi-davis]

[ofieloafi]

I love drinking and playing lobotomy corporation 🥰

[pokeybananas]

Today my guinea pig is screaming at me because his sun beam he was bathing in, got blocked by clouds. Now he wants his heat lamp on. Also, he's naked.