#funny thing is - ive driven to miami a million times before

[odinsblog]

Weird. ass. dream.

I am driving down to Miami

I have to pee

I am a few yards away from a toll booth

I pull over to the shoulder and get out of my car

Relief. I am finally urinating

With my free hand I reach into my pocket and grab the remote

I press the button

My car drives itself to the toll booth and waits for me

I walk to the toll booth

Why am I naked?

Police show up

They are pushing me

Stop it!

The police and the toll booth operator are walking me to jail

Please keep your hands off me

I said hands off!

Families with their children are waving their support to me

I am cold and where are my clothes?

I wake up

I am cold

And I have to pee