#Disney truth

[stoph8co]

Disney isn’t the happiest place on earth it’s the shadiest.

[bogslob]

The absence of police in the final episode, whilst making the episode flow much better, also leaves us with the implication that Percy is never cleared of domestic terrorism and will be considered a run away forever.

[counting-stars-gayly]

There’s something about Percy spending the whole episode remembering how upset he was with his mother for separating them, but with this newfound understanding of why she did it, and then deciding to leave her (temporarily) at Hades’ palace because it’s the right thing to do, regardless of how much it hurts.

“Hold fast, Mom,” because they’re braving the storm that was made to break them.

[kabumisun]

they think everythin a fuckign game

[hanafubukki]

Malleus Draconia versus Ortho Shroud

It seems some people are surprised at Malleus’ actions? That he destroyed the robot dogs and almost destroyed Ortho.

But I would like to point out that Malleus has always been like this; very protective of his loved ones.

For example: In Lilia’s PE vignette, he nearly took Rook’s head off because he thought Rook was trying to hurt Lilia.

Then we come to book 7, chapter 7 update.

Yes, he destroyed the dogs and almost Ortho but remember Malleus is protective of his loved ones.

Malleus OBed because he wants his loved ones happy and Ortho is a threat to that, so of course he’s going to destroy any threats to them and Ortho basically labeled himself as such.

Now I want to bring up a point that I don’t see many talk about?

Malleus understood Ortho’s explanation about how Ortho woke up and how he was able to penetrate the barrier.

Ortho described himself as immortal basically because he can transfer his data to any body, which Malleus understood as transferring vessels.

This is when Malleus finally took the steps to destroy Ortho. Not because he wanted to kill him, but because he knew that Ortho would still live and transfer himself to another body.

Did Ortho feel fear? Yes because Orth doesn’t like lightning and that’s one of Malleus’ powers but think about it.

Feeling fear is an emotion no one wants to repeat. Malleus acknowledged that Ortho might be feeling fear

With Malleus knowing that Ortho can feel such things, Malleus told Ortho he would end him swiftly because in a way that is an act of kindess isn’t it? To end it quickly rather than prolonging the fear.

But at the same time he knows that Ortho will live and remember this emotion, and that’s what Malleus wants, so Ortho would be too scared to try again.

Malleus is protective of his loved ones and he always has been.

While his actions might seem as if he’s out of control, he isn’t. He understood in his own way what Ortho explained to him before making his move.

He didn’t attack because he’s raging but made a more calculative move on his end to stop Ortho, one that he would make repeatedly if need be, since he knows that Ortho can transfer bodies.

[l0v3r666]

ugh I can’t stop thinking about sneaky link freshman!Rook,, he rots my brain in all the right ways

Freshman!Rook is so unfiltered it seems raw. He’s uncouth and best, and vulgar at worst- Sneaking over to your dorm in the middle of the night, watching as you step around the sleeping bodies of your roommates and out the door.

Freshman!Rook that presses against you wildly, taking you in like it’s all he’s meant to do. He knows you like it rough, so much harsher than what the safety of pomefiore can provide you. He wants nothing more than to take you sweetly, you deserve it. You’re beautiful. But you know that, so instead he settles for whispering his praises while you sleep beside him,,

Freshman!Rook just wants to be honest with you. Wants to worship you, but the pedestal he’s put you on keeps him at arms reach. He convinces himself that to deserve you he needs to be better. So, Rook takes council in Vil Schoenheit. Vil teaches him to do his makeup, how to trim his hair, and to hide his accent. “If you truly want to be pomefiore material, you do as the beautiful do. It will not be easy, but it will be worth it.”

Freshman!Rook that comes to you so excited- he’s been made over! He’s transferred to enjoy the beauty of another dorm with you, isn’t it great? But you’re only freshmen. So naive, and unprepared for declarations of “love” and “devotion”, so you run. He stalks your usual haunts while you avoid him, and he knows it’s bad for him. That he’s “too much”, or maybe he’s not good enough yet! To fully bask in your beauty, he must be better! He becomes vice housewarden and for all the research on his peers, he comes to realize you liked him for the thrill.

Junior!Rook that listens and even watches your rendezvous with other men. You touch and use them for your petty game, and he grows to admire your craft. He convinces himself you’re the one playing the long con, for what is more formidable than quarry thinking it can outfox the hunter?

Junior!Rook is so much wiser with the magic of hindsight, but no less obsessed. Sometimes he thinks himself mad, just a lonely man stalking someone who lost interest a long time ago. But, for all his delusion Rook sees you as you are. Your exes call you promiscuous, warning new freshmen of your “heartless” habits. Rook watches as lash out. Your usual targets distance themselves- so you take respite in even more passing flings across school, and he learns. you seek the adrenaline. The thrill of being hunted, and he is nothing if not a hunter. <33

[tnbc-thoughtsandheadcanons]

Sally in Sally's Lament:

Sally in the movie:

[eyeonpalestine]

Remember to BOYCOTT child murders today

[evans4490]

In honor of my favorite kings in the Pop Music Club, the totally most mentally stable Club in the school (I'm lying).

[igetthedisneybox]

Merry Christmas @hannahhook7744

HERE IT IS FINALLY!

The Invisible Truth AU family tree

It doesn't look that great but I hope you like it anyway!

(Family Close ups under the cut)

Félix, Pepa, Dolores, Mariano, Princesa, Elmira, Oscar, Fuega, Ligera, Leta, Juan, Javier

(redacted), Camilo, Mina, Amelia, Sofia, Carlos, Hugo, José

Antonio, Giovanni, Dayana

Mirabel, Miguel, Marcelo, Mariana, Marisol, Vera, Renata

Luisa, Ryder, Emilia, Tito, Belinda, Silvia, Amada

Julieta, Augustín, Isabela, Bubo, Arlo, Zoe, Miguel Jr, Avila

Pedro, Alma, Bruno, Cesare, Cornel, Cyriacus, Claudine, Rick, Rachel, Rory, Gigi, Mason, Glenn

[mysterythief]

GUYS!!!! YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH IM FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW!!!! THE SCENE WITH POSEIDON AND SALLY IS SUCH A GREAT ADDITION TO THE TV SHOW FOR SOOO MANY REASONS, BUT MOSTLY BECAUSE IT SHOWS HOW MUCH HE LOVES HER AND PERCY!!!

Let me explain.

In episode 2 Luke gives the intro to burnt offerings, explaining that you burn what you’ll miss the most so the gods will listen.

In this episode (ep. 7) Sally burns something that’s not even hers, but the second she does, Poseidon is there to listen. And he even says that!

Poseidon can’t interact much with Sally, and it’s too dangerous for him to do so with Percy. The Olympian’s are constantly watching. You can even hear thunder in background after Sally asks if he wants to talk to Percy, a reminder from Zeus that if Poseidon talks to Percy, it will confirm he is Poseidon’s son.

POSEIDON LOVES THEM BOTH SOO MUCH, AND HE HAS TO STAY AWAY TO PROTECT THEM!!

[arcadialedger]

They threw a little of 1997 Hercules’s Hades into some of these Hades lines and I can’t say I blame them.

Fast talker, negotiator. I see you, Disney.

[velvetsssapphic]

Friends do not look at each other like they do‼️‼️‼️

[theinkphantom]

Since the topolino (italian mickey mouse website) profile upgrade of him says he's the most romantic of disney villains and enemy of mickey mouse,

Does he deserves to be a tumblr sexyman?

I put this poll there :

I know on the sexyman wiki, his ducktales 2017 version got into it, but let's be honest here, this version has no potential to trending. His comic/normal counterpart needs more to be into it. I mean he has uncanny walt disney face which people are mixed into this and think he's forgivable but yet he's charismatic with his costume and has an appeal. And it's very interesting.

I mean you show this to someone tell he's the most "romantic" of disney villains :

People will not believe you. And yet, people find him sexy. (thanks to his others incarnation like darkenblot and goofy reporter even the recent nucci/casty i could say.)

[agisleepy]

Everyone after the update:

Made with:imgflip.com

[hannahhook7744]

Can you do a whole "Encanto Next Gen as Vines/ Incorrect Quotes" post? That'd be really funny lol

Character Guide:

(Children of Isabela Rojas Madrigal and Bubo Marquez):

Miguel Melchor Marquez Madrigal Jr/Smiley/MJ. 

Zoey Alejandra Marquez Madrigal.

Arlo Emo Marquez Madrigal.

Avila Brisa Marquez Madrigal.

(Children of Antonio Espinosa Madrigal):

Giovanni Refugio Espinosa Madrigal. 

(Children of Mirabel Rojas Madrigal and Miguel Rivera):

Vera Coco Rivera Madrigal.

Renata Imelda Rivera Madrigal.

Mariana Isabela Luisa Rivera Madrigal.

Marisol Carmela Victoria Rivera Madrigal.

Marcelo Héctor Rivera Madrigal.

(Camilo Espinosa Madrigal and Mina Prepon):

Carlos Manuel Madrigal Prepon.

José Lorenzo Madrigal Prepon.

Hugo Jerónimo Madrigal Prepon.

Sofia Azucena Madrigal Prepon.

Amelia Sadia Madrigal Prepon.

(Children of Dolores Espinosa Madrigal and Mariano Guzmán):

Ligera Juana Guzman Madrigal.

Oscar Candelario Guzmán Madrigal.

Elmira Dorila Guzman Madrigal.

Leta Pepa Guzmán Madrigal.

Princesa Rosetta Guzmán Madrigal.

Fuega Alba Guzmán Madrigal.

Juan Félix Guzmán Madrigal.

Javier Gabriel Guzmán Madrigal. 

(Children of Luisa Rojas Madrigal and Ryder Nattura):

Tito Krsitoff Nattura Madrigal.

Emilia Lydia Nattura Madrigal.

Amada Honeymaren Nattura Madrigal.

Silvia Julieta Nattura Madrigal.

Belinda Petra Nattura Madrigal.

(Children of Bruno Madrigal):

Cesare Bartholomew Colmcille Madrigal Botero (Formerly Frollo).

Cornel Thomas Howard Sebastian Madrigal Botero (Formerly Frollo and Formerly Gaskit). 

Cyriacus Ignatius Vladmir Madrigal Botero (Formerly Frollo).

Richard 'Rick' Perseus Madrigal Botero (Formerly Ratcliffe).

Claudine Esther-Mary Agnes Dymphna Madrigal Botero (Formerly Frollo). 

Rachel Anneliese Madrigal Botero (Formerly Ratcliffe).

Rory Elias Madrigal Botero (Formerly Ratcliffe).

Glendale ‘Glenn’ Hazel Gothel (soon to be Madrigal). 

Mason Primethorn Gothel (soon to be Madrigal). 

Magnolia ‘Gigi’ Marguerite Gothel (soon to be Madrigal). 

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Hugo *falls through ceiling* 

Giovanni, not even phased: Hi Hugo.

Hugo, laying on a pile of rubble—his head resting on the floor, completely: Hi Giovanni. 

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Hugo, quieter: That hurt.

Cesare: Hey I'm back from the market—WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Cyriacus, standing in the center of a strangely neat pentagram drawn on Casita's floors and holding a melting candle in one hand, and a book in another: You told me to satanize the house! 

Cesare: Sanitize! I said sanitize! Clean this up before Abuela and the padre get here!

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Princesa: You can trust me! Let's not forget who pulled you out of that river when you were 12!

Fuega: Let's not forget who pushed me in. 

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Miguel Jr *jumps from the second balcony of Casita in a bubble shield, bounces, and breaks something*

Arlo, on his last fucking straw: THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU!

Camilo *laughs loudly off screen*

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Arlo: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Zoey: Arlo no.

Miguel Jr: Mistlefoe.

Zoey: Please stop encouraging him.

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Arlo: I trust Zoey.

Miguel Jr: You think they know what they're doing?

Arlo: I wouldn't go that far.

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Arlo: Oscar! My face is on fire!

Oscar: Arlo! Are you ok?!

Arlo: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.

Oscar: But your face is on fire.

Arlo: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.

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Oscar: Please, I'm begging you, go to a doctor.

Arlo: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

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Arlo: Listen, I can explain…

Zoey: You’re making $500 and you’re only gonna pay me $100?

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Miguel Jr: You’re getting 100 dollars? I’m getting $20!

Avila: You guys are getting paid?

Marcelo: Ma'am, this is a Wendy’s.

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Someone random: Wow, are you guys twins?

Marisol *stares at Mariana*

Mariana *stares back*

Marisol and Mariana *scream  in sync* YOU STOLE MY FACE!  *runs away in opposite directions*

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Hugo: Marcelo, how are those chicken strips?

Marcelo, looking at Hugo's blackened chicken strips: F%#K YA CHICKEN STRIPS.....F%#K ya chicken strips!

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Rick: You fight like my sister!

José, being a smart ass: I've fought your sister, that's a compliment!

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Princesa: There is no better feeling than someone playing with your hair. Or running her fingers down your back—

Leta: Unless you thought you were alone.

Oscar: And now, the weather.

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Renata: Get a real job! And some pants!

Marcelo, who was just walking past: annnnd that's enough of this game. 

Vera, grumbling: I am wearing pants. You just have a stupid power.

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Five year old Sofia *running around during the family barbecue, something shiny in her hands*

Camilo, drink in hand: what you got there, Sof?

Five year old Sofia *smilingly widely* A KNIFE! *runs off*

Camilo *spits out his drink, drops it, and rubs after her* NO!

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Tito, 15 years old: Yo, how much money do you have?

Amada, 5 years old: 69 cents.

 Tito: AYE, you know what that means?

Amada, sad: I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets.

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Miguel Jr: Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla *throws tortilla into Marcelo’s face on accident*

Marcelo, as the tortilla slides slowly down his face: I hate you.

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Claudine: AHH! Stahhp. I coulda dropped mah croissant.

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Mason: Mothertrucker, dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick.

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Cesare: Glendale, can you read number 23 for the class?

Glenn: No, I cannot.... What up? I'm Glenn, I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read.

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Fuega, trying to come out to Ligera: Hey, I'm lesbian.

Ligera, having stayed up all night making shadow puppets with her friends: I thought you were Colombian.

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Juan: WHAT ARE THOSEEEEE?

Javier: THEY are my crocs!

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Belinda:  In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Elmira: Wasn't Silvia with you?

Silvia: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Rachel, not in the least bit sorry: I think we're gonna have to kill this guy, Cornel.

Cornel, soberly: Damn. 

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Emilia: You have to apologize to the town!

Oscar: Fine. 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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Carlos: WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOM'S A HOE!

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Amelia, shoots up in bed in the middle of the night: Oh my god, they were roommates.

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Rory: This Bitch Empty, YEET! *Throws bottle*

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Gigi: Mason stop...Mason stop...You're gonna get in trouble. Mason.