#Dico is my real one

[ckygetsjobs]

couldn’t tell you a single thing dico and daryl have in common but I’m deeply obsessed with both of them…

[child0feden]

FIRE AND ICE

kimi raikkonen x cky / jackass member! wife! reader x ( platonic! ) oc daughter x ( platonic! ) oc son

faceclaim: assorted but mainly lucy liu

୨୧ okay so the timeline on this one is a little messy but please just deal with it <3 i imagine they met when they were around 21, had their daughter when they were around 28 and married when they were around 30… so their daughter is around 16 years old… is that messy? a lot of this is from the pov of their daughter and fan accounts since social media wasn’t really a thing in the early 2000’s and stuff…

reading music recommendations: lost in a contraption by cky - along comes mary by bloodhound gang

loveuyn: thinking about how in an old interview yn said she was going to keep her first ever car so it can be her future child’s first car and now tilly has it and absolutely loves it 🥹 photos from tilly’s social media

ckylvr: it’s so crazy seeing her drive the car that was featured in SO much of the early cky stuff 💔 every time i see her post it i do the leonardo dicaprio point like “ oh! that’s the car bam jumped off while it sped down a road ”

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ynlnstomponme: i hope yn cleaned it REALLY good lmao… the amount of times people have been caught on video vomiting in it is genuinely nuts

> loveuyn: not to mention the blood lmao 😭

> ynlnsbackhand: if that car could talk…

> loveuyn: if that car could talk it’d be taking yn to court straight away for pain and suffering

tillyraikkonenln: the best part about being a late 2000’s baby is you get all your parents cool vintage stuff :D

ynraikkonenln ✔️: you’re grounded for a year

> tillyraikkonenln: i’m sorry mom :(

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> iluvf1: teens calling stuff their parents used when THEY were teens “vintage” just to annoy them is so funny to me

> loveuyn: crying rn, the time tilly was on live and someone commented to ask yn and kimi about AOL “ what the hell is AOL”… and yn immediately giving her a whole history on how she used to flirt with boys in her school over AOL while kimi and tilly just watched her ramble from the side

> oldf1lvr: she needed to educate her baby on the old ways real quick 😭

> kimicelover: kimi had SO MUCH love in his eyes on that livestream… i want what they have

oldf1lvr: tilly, who’s your favourite grid uncle?

> tillyraikkonenln: seb!

> sebastianvettel ✔️: the greatest medal of honour! thank you tilly, come visit soon - sebastian ❤️

> lewishamilton ✔️: what at am i? chopped liver?

> tillyraikkonenln: sorry uncle lew :3

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> jackass4ever: favourite jackass uncle?

> tillyraikkonenln: CHRIS! definitely chris

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> chrispontious ✔️: thank you very much tilly, always knew you were smarter than your mother

> ynraikkonenln ✔️: get lost 🙄

ckylvr: the amount of HIM and CKY pin badges you can spot in that pile 💔 take me backkkk

jackass4ever: what’s the nastiest thing your mom did on cky? in your opinion…

> tillyraikkonenln: kissed dico and rake 😟

loveuyn: yn’s grid milf fashion highlight ❤️

tillyraikkonenln: i don’t think i’ll ever get used to people calling my mother a milf :(

> iluvf1: lmao poor tilly 😭

oldf1lvr: kimi in the third picture in a boring ass button up and jeans… i hate m*n

> ynlnsbackhand: she’s EVERYTHING, he’s just ken

iluvf1: i miss seeing her interact with fans in the paddock so much, bring our mom back 💔

> tillyraikkonenln: she misses interacting with people in the paddock! they’ll visit soon, her and dad have just been busy with KJ ❤️

> new2f1: KJ? who is that?

> oldf1lvr: it’s their son! they haven’t revealed his name or anything yet since he’s only 5 so they call him KJ because according to yn he’s a double of kimi

> iluvf1: kimi’s genes are incredible because tilly looks EXACTLY like him too 😭

> loveuyn: she’s a double of kimi look wise but has the exact same personality as yn

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loveuyn: gentle reminder of these adorable pictures yn posted when she was pregnant with KJ ( and the only pictures we have of him so far )

ynlnsbackhand: her comfy mom era was her best era, fight me

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oldf1lvr: baby KJ 🥹 you can’t even see his face but you can tell he totally IS a copy of kimi

kimicelover: i wonder if KJ will be the future racer, since tilly is more into skateboarding and photography?

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> iluvf1: maybe! but is the grid really prepared for another iceman 🫣

jackass4ever: i love how whenever she’s in the jackass movies she’s still a total hardass but the second it comes to her babies she just crumbles 🥹

> kimicelover: it’s the same with kimi! he’s still ice cold to most people but the second he sees tilly, KJ or yn he just melts and there’s SO much video evidence of it 💔

ynraikkonenln: my little girl helping me and kimi celebrate our anniversary by cooking dinner for us ❤️

tillyraikkonenln: i burned literally everything… and i’m not a little girl anymore, i’m 16 :(

> kimiraikkonen ✔️: we’re still grateful and you’ll always be our little girl kulta 💙

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> tillyraikkonenln: oh and did you have to include that picture of me washing up?

> kimiraikkonen ✔️: yes, she did, it’s pretty unbelievable for a teen so we need people to see photo evidence

loveuyn: yn ln… then and now 🥹

tillyraikkonenln: black and white filter on the first pictures made me think my own mother was dead for a second…

> loveuyn: sorry tilly 😭

iluvf1: goddamn, this woman has aged like fine wine…

ynlnsbackhand: just me who thinks she’s got hotter with age?

> oldf1lvr: definitely not just you…

> kimicelover: kimi too though… they’re both so hot as older people… i want them BOTH so bad 😭

jackass4ever: genuinely HOW is this the woman that let dico pee on her in her sleep and only hit him with a belt after?

> oldf1lvr: sorry WHAT?

> loveuyn: the iceland incident…

> ynlnsbackhand: at least ryan got back at him properly for her

> ynlnslighter: those belt whips she gave dico were fucking crazy what do you mean 😭

> ynlnsbackhand: HE PISSED ON HER

> ckylvr: everyone was pissing on each other in iceland, wtf was in the air over there?

⋆ ˚｡⋆ ୨୧ ˚ NEW ADDED BONUS ˚ ୨୧ ⋆｡˚ ⋆

her parents are in love… gross

tillyraikkonenln: sigh… my parents are still SO in love even after like… 60 years… nasty

kimiraikkonen ✔️: cheeky girl… thank you for taking these pictures kulta 💙

> tillyraikkonenln: wonder who i get that from… you’re welcome isä <3

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ynraikkonenln ✔️: 60 YEARS? you’re pushing your luck missy… love you

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kimiynlover: if i don’t ever have a love like theirs i have failed at life 💔

sebastianvettel ✔️: KJ is getting big! sending my love ❤️ - sebastian

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[b4mpyre-k1zz3s]

a request for halloween fics? a bam x reader fic, trying to figure out what to be for halloween together! maybe they match? maybe the whole CKY crew matches?

Cky Halloween HC’s!

Bam Margera X Fem!Reader

Warnings: Suggestive content, crude language, alcohol

An: thank you for the request!! A good chunk of this fic was inspired by another set of headcannons I saw regarding the CKY guys and Halloween costumes, and when I find them, I’ll link them here! Thank you for reading and please keep sending requests ;)

Standing in the bathroom, you examined the eyeliner around Bam’s waterline, helping smudge a forgotten corner with a chuckle,

“Y’look like Bambi with this stuff on!”

Trying not to fuck up you doing his makeup, your boyfriend kept real still as he murmured through costume fangs, “Bambi got shot at the end’a that movie.”

Eyes glinting with mischief, you took a step back and smiled at your work, “Well then you’re lucky I don’t hunt…”

You were helping him get ready for this Halloween party the rest of the guys were going to, and it was somebody’s great idea to have the theme for the group costume be stereotypical sexy costumes,

So Bam was a demon, complete with leather pants and those surprising high quality fangs that he offered to try out in the bedroom,

And you were a sexy nun. Of course that’s the kind of couple’s costume he would come up with.

The prince of darkness made his little entrance, strutting down the stairs in what was essentially glorified bondage gear,

Looking Dunn’s sexy lumberjack costume up and down, Bam chuckled, “What’re you supposed t’be, Lumberjack-me off?”

Waving a dismissive hand, Ry threw his jab right back at him, “Later, Bam- later...”

Novak, who in a great act of irony, was dressed as a cop complete with ridiculously tiny booty shorts, arrived fashionably late.

“You’re all under arrest!” Tucking away the police badge he had flashed, he leaned arround the crowd at the door and added,

“Especially that nun chick- she’s hot.” That earned him a hard punch in the shoulder from Bam.

The only one of you who didn’t look like a Village People reject was Dico, who was sporting one of a myriad of costumes he just happened to have on hand at all times.

“Yar-har har!” Brandishing a plastic cutlass, he put on a faux pirate accent and led the guys outside to where Dunn’s shitty limo was parked, “We be plundering booty from all the seven seas tonight!”

Evidently, the amount of skin Bam was showing made your little dress and tights look conservative, but what girl doesn’t enjoy when her boyfriend dressed sluttier than her?

So within an hour of showing up, you and him ended up in the corner, making out.

Raab, who was wearing one of those sexy nurse outfits, observed from afar, “Hey, Dunn. Kinda messed up that it’s a demon and a nun, right? Like, makin’ out and shit.”

“Yeah...” Ryan nodded, arms crossed as he stood next to him, “S’fucked up. And hot, at the same time.”

Rake, Mr. Sexy mad scientist himself, spent a majority of the night trying to pick up chicks by talking about he knows they would have some great chemistry together.

You ran into him at the little faux bar set up in some kitchen, but before you could ask him how the party was going, someone cut you off,

“Y/N! Hey-“ It was Novak, panicking a little with his hands locked in his own cuffs. He spun around, “Y’think you could grab the key fr’these outta my back pocket?”

Snatching a beer from the fridge, you replied sarcastically, “Haha, very funny. I know you!” And you walked away,

Totally unaware that he was actually stuck in them. Novak shot a glance over at Rake, who just shook his head, “No fuckin’ way, dude- I am not touchin’ your ass.”

So the end of the night comes and you’re all pretty hammered, and on the way back to castle Bam you noitice Dico reaching into a bulging pocket of his red velvet pirate jacket-

Pillsbury Halloween cookies. Nearly every pocket was stuffed to the brim with Pillsbury Halloween cookies he’d pilfered from the party. “Wha…dude-!”

So as not to alert the others to his haul, he palmed one into your hand and whispered, “Shhhh…theives’ honor.”

[sparviero44]

Donald Sutherland

Addio a Donald Sutherland, l'amato attore Oscar onorario che ha recitato in decine di film da Quella sporca dozzina a MASH alla saga Hunger Games è morto a Miami. Aveva 88 anni. Lo annuncia il figlio Kiefer sui social.

"Con il cuore pesante, vi dico che mio padre, Donald Sutherland,è morto. Personalmente lo ritengo uno degli attori più importanti della storia del cinema. Mai scoraggiato da un ruolo, buono, cattivo o brutto. Amava ciò che faceva e faceva ciò che amava, e non si può mai chiedere di più. Una vita ben vissuta".

Nato nel 1935 da una famiglia di origini scozzesi a Saint John, una cittadina canadese nella provincia del Nuovo Brunswick, ma cresciuto ad Halifax, Donald Sutherland nella sua lunga carriera di attore ha preso parte a più di 180 film e ha vinto l'Oscar nel 2017.Il debutto nel cinema è avvenuto in un film italiano, Il castello dei morti vivi, del 1964 e diretto da Luciano Ricci e Lorenzo Sabatini.Nel 1968 appare nella nota pellicola 'Quella sporca dozzina' di Robert Aldrich ma il successo vero e proprio avviene nel 1970 con il film M.A.S.H. di Robert Altman dove interpreta il Capitano Benjamin Franklin ambientata in un ospedale da campo Usa durante la guerra in Corea.Indimenticabile la sua partecipazione, nel 1976, all'opera di Bernardo Bertolucci, Novecento accanto a Robert De Niro e Gerard Depardieu. Federico Fellini, nello stesso anno, lo vuole per interpretare Giacomo Casanova ne Il Casanova, girato completamente nel teatro 5 di Cinecittà.

Tra le altre interpretazioni si ricordano i film Animal House del 1978 di John Landis, Terrore dallo spazio profondo di Philip Kaufman, La Cruna dell'ago del 1981 di Richard Marquand. E ancora Fuoco assassino del 1991 diretto da Ron Howard e, dello stesso anno, JFK di Oliver Stone.Altre interpretazioni per Virus letale (Outbreak) di Wolfgang Petersen, Virus di John Bruno.Con Anthony Hopkins interpreta Instinct- istinti primordiale. Diretto da Clint Eastwood in Space cowboys. In The Italian job del 2003 per il remake di Un colpo all'italiana del '69. Poi ancora ritorno a Cold Mountain, Lord of war, orgoglio e pregiudizio, An American haunting. Nel 2007 e' stato il protagonista della serie tv Dirty sexy money. Infine nel 2017 il film drammatico Elia & John, the leisure seeker di Paolo Virzi'.Si e' sposato tre volte e due dei suoi figli, Rossif e Kiefer, avuti con Shirley Douglas, hanno intrapreso la carriera di attore.

Goodbye to Donald Sutherland, the beloved Oscar honorary actor who starred in dozens of films from The Dirty Dozen to MASH to the Hunger Games saga has died in Miami. He was 88 years old. His son Kiefer announced it on social media.

"With a heavy heart, I tell you that my father, Donald Sutherland, has passed away. I personally consider him one of the most important actors in the history of cinema. Never discouraged by a role, good, bad or ugly. He loved what he did and did what that he loved, and you could never ask for more.

Born in 1935 to a family of Scottish origins in Saint John, a Canadian town in the province of New Brunswick, but raised in Halifax, Donald Sutherland in his long acting career took part in more than 180 films and won the Oscar in 2017. His debut in cinema took place in an Italian film, The Castle of the Living Dead, from 1964 and directed by Luciano Ricci and Lorenzo Sabatini. In 1968 he appeared in the well-known film 'That Dirty Dozen' by Robert Aldrich but the real success takes place in 1970 with the film M.A.S.H. by Robert Altman where he plays Captain Benjamin Franklin set in a US field hospital during the war in Korea. His participation, in 1976, in Bernardo Bertolucci's work, Novecento alongside Robert De Niro and Gerard Depardieu, was unforgettable. In the same year, Federico Fellini wanted him to play Giacomo Casanova in Il Casanova, shot entirely in theater 5 of Cinecittà.

Other performances include the 1978 films Animal House by John Landis, Terror from Outer Space by Philip Kaufman, and The Eye of the Needle by Richard Marquand in 1981. And again Killer Fire from 1991 directed by Ron Howard and, from the same year, JFK by Oliver Stone. Other interpretations for Lethal Virus (Outbreak) by Wolfgang Petersen, Virus by John Bruno. With Anthony Hopkins he plays Instinct - primordial instincts. Directed by Clint Eastwood in Space cowboys. In The Italian job of 2003 for the remake of Un coup all'italiana of '69. Then again I return to Cold Mountain, Lord of war, pride and prejudice, An American haunting. In 2007 he was the protagonist of the TV series Dirty sexy money. Finally in 2017 the drama film Elia & John, the leisure seeker by Paolo Virzi '. He has married three times and two of his children, Rossif and Kiefer, with Shirley Douglas, have undertaken an acting career.

[sunnyie-eve]

14 | Cannon Ball

Series: Odds Together

Paring: Ryan Dunn x OFC Margera!

Word Count: 2k

Warnings: None

| MASTERLIST |

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"Let me see it." I speed walk over to Glomb to see the cannon ball so he lets me hold it for second. "Cool." I give it back to him then walk over to Ryan to wipe the mud off my hands on his dirty shirt. He looks at me shaking his head with a slight smile.

As we all walk back to the house Glomb drops the canon ball into the poll. "Did you just see that?" Ryan calls out making Bam look over. "Glomb just dropped the fucking cannon ball into the pool.

Bam bribes Vito to jump into the pool to get the ball but he fails so dad gets in getting it. I decided to go with the guys to see if they could get confirmation that it was a real canon ball. On the way there Bam, Dico, and Raab were screaming hurting my ears

"I know." Ryan leans towards me since I sat in the middle between him and Raab.

"If I knew there would be yelling in a small in closed space, I would've stayed home." I slightly shake my head.

After going it looked at we find out it's real and the guys also get the cannon to fire it at some point. At the most random point during the night all the electricity went out.

"Really? I can't see coming down the stairs and I don't wanna break my neck." I complain feeling for the step then sit down to scoot down them.

"Give me a second, I got you." I hear Ryan then he takes my hand helping me down.

"Night vision, cheater." I tell him as he leads me to everyone then ditches me. "Thanks."

To no one's surprise Vito bitches about everything like normally. "How you gonna wipe your ass now? I gotta go to the bathroom where do you go? There's no running water. When the water doesn't go down, just let it pile up, I don't care. Pee on top of it, mix it together... that'll be real nice be the best smell ever. When I gotta go it's gonna be a lot too."

"Okay, I don't wanna hear about you shitting and peeing and them mixing. Good night." I leave to go to bed for the night.

"Hey, can I crash in here for the night? Raab pissed on my bed." Ryan startled me as I was almost asleep.

"Why did he piss on your bed? What did you do to him?" I ask looking into the darkest of the room since I couldn't see him.

"Nothing, he thought I'd be funny and I can't wash shit till we're done living in the 1800s."

"You know I don't care." I tell him co he crawls into bed next to me.

"Thank you. Goodnight."

The next morning I wake up hearing my dad yell for mom. "Our alarm is going off." I groan slowly sitting up while Ryan hides his face in my pillow. "Come on, get up." I pat his back before getting out of bed.

"Can I just swap beds with you? I like sleeping in here." He rolls onto his back as I look for clothes to wear for the day.

"I know. You come in all the time to just take a nap while I work, read, or watch tv." I go to my bathroom to change.

"Well it's fucking comfortable. I'm gonna go get dressed." I hear him leave.

When I was done I leave my room the same time Ryan, Raab, and Rake do to go see t what's going on. "Is he gonna make us sleep out there tonight?" I ask making the guys look at me.

"I hope not." Raab walks away first.

Outside we watch them set up and Bam starts a quiz with Raab about what year we're in right now but we couldn't help him. "Raab, we'll give you one more chance. What year was the Civil War?" Bam asks so I decided to help walking back some. I put my hands up and show him on my fingers.

"1860..." He get it right but Bam still shoves him.

"Cheater." Ryan walks over to me and leans down.

"You were last night."

"But I helped you down two flights of stairs." He hits my arm.

"And I helped Raab with a question."

He just stares at me, "Smartass."

"You love this smartass." I pat his chest walking away.

Finally Vito shows up bitching about everything and says he's leaving so he does on the horse buggy. "You know he took cannon ball, right?" I tell Bam.

"Don't worry it we'll get it back." He tells me and we wait for awhile before the guy comes back and Bam had him sit on the hummer act like the horse we're pulling it so we could go into town.

When we get to Antonio's we head inside to get the canon ball back. "You got the cannon ball, dude. We gotta take it back." I tell him.

"You owe my $500 for jumping in the pool." He tells Bam so Ryan and Raab grab his arms so we can get the ball. We struggle for it so I start to nicely slap his face and Bam gets the ball.

We all laugh leaving him and saying goodbye. "I'm shocked you helped by slapping him." Bam tells me. "You're finally letting lose and having fun with us." He cheers so the guys join him.

Back at the house and everyone was done setting up they decided to play some games getting tossed up into the air. "Anna is next." Ryan says after his turn pushing me forward.

"I can walk myself." I go get on and get tossed up the highest making me let out a squeak. Now when it was mom and dad's turn it was funny especially since to took many people to get dad up.

"Look who decided to show back up." I nod towards Vito for Bam so he goes over to him while I stay with Ryan. "Why are you staring at me?" I raise an eyebrow at him.

"I'm still not used to you with short hair." He reaches out to mess with it.

"In a bad or good way?"

"Good way. Haven't seen you with short hair in many years." He says making me laugh.

"Right, when we first met. I would have mom cut my hair at times but never this short." I smile nodding my head. "Yeah, that's many years."

The next morning when everyone was getting ready for the battle, I grabbed one of my notebooks out of the house going out to the abandoned tree top casino to get some free space. I did use it a lot to has creativity either designing new outfits or just writing lyrics down. It was something I decided to pick up again because I stopped when I moved away. I sit down on the floor flipping through the pagers and see a song I haven't touched since I moved way.

I was already missing Before the night I left Just me and my shadow and all of my regrets Who am I? Who am I? When I don't know myself Who am I? Who am I? Invisible

I lean back against and start to write down more lyrics.

Wasted days Dreaming of the times I know I can't get back It seems I just lost track Looking on As all of life's colors seem to fade to grey I just walked away

I was already missing Before the night I left Just me and your shadow and all of my regrets Who am I? Who am I? When I don't know myself Who am I? Who am I? Invisible

"AAAAHHHHH!" I let out a horrific scream bringing my knees closer to my chest putting my head down and cover my head as the wall beside me gets taken out by what I assume was the cannon ball.

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"Wait, was that Anna screaming?" Rake looks at Bam and everyone gets slightly worried.

"Has she been in the tree top casino the whole time?" Raab asks and looks back not seeing her up with Phil and April.

"Shit..." Bam takes off running with the guys following him.

"Anna!" Everyone starts to yell her name but she was still shocked and startled by what happened next to her to speak.

She was still in the same position when they guys got to the casino, "Anna, I didn't know it would hit here. I didn't even know you were over here." Bam bends down to her trying to comfort her as she was slightly shaking.

"Holy shit. That was close to her." Raab sees the big hole next to her.

"It took this tree down too." Bam gets up pointing it out leaving Anna alone.

"Really, gonna leave her?" Raab goes over to Anna as Ryan goes over to her too.

"You're okay. You can stop shaking now." Raab rubs her arm but she doesn't move.

"You put a cannon ball through your tree top casino already and almost killed your sister." April tells Bam who apologizes.

"It's okay. I know it was close to you." Ryan strokes her head. "It would scare the living shit out of me too." He tells her. "You ready to stand up?" He asks her so she lifts her head up finally.

"You made her cry, Bam." Raab says wiping her tears away.

"Raab put her stuff in her bag." Ryan says as he pulls Anna up so Raab does to help her out. Anna's hand grabs Ryan's still slightly shaking but Ryan didn't care. If it helps her he was okay with it then takes her bag from Raab to hold.

"Well, Fast Eddie's Tree Top Casino is ruined but at least we know the canon ball is real." Bam tells the camera.

"Lost again but it's real." Ryan adds making everyone laugh and it slightly makes Anna giggle, which he was happy he was helping shake off her shock from the ball going through the wall next to her.

"Who cares. Sorry again Anna. Victory party at Pirate Bar!" Bam yells to the crowd and they all cheer running back to the house.

"I feel so bad." Bam turns to Anna pulling her into a hug. "I really am sorry." He kisses her forehead before rushing to the zip-line.

"I'm sure this is important to you." Ryan holds her bag out to her so she takes it. "Come on, let's go. You don't have to celebrate with everyone. I'm sure you need to go change yourself." He jokes putting his hand out which earns him a shoulder punch.

"Not funny. But yes this is important to me so thanks." She puts the bag over her shoulder then takes his hand.

"I'm gonna do find the cannon ball." Vito tells everyone as he walks out to go look for it.

"Just keep walking straight dumbass!" Bam shouts from a distance.

"If you find it, Bam will give that $500!" Anna laughs at him.

"He'll never find it." Ryan chuckles.

"We're gonna go have fun in the Pirate bar with the electricity on!" Bam lets Vito know as the three start to walk back more.

"Keep on searching... it's like ten feet in front of you. Good luck!" Ryan adds.

"Just follow the broken trees!" Anna laughs swinging her arm with Ryan's as they walk.

When they get inside Ryan was shocked when Anna came back down after going to her room. "Drinking will help with my nerves." She gives him a smile making him smile too. "Oh, don't forget to clean you bed because you're not crashing in my room tonight."

[babybammargera]

You're supposed to be rivals Pt.2

Bf bam x fem skater gf

(this is the vibe i imagine)

Somehow you've managed to drag Bam out of bed early so he can go with you to the promo shoot your manager is insisting on. You had April help you with your hair first, now your boyfriend is sitting on the bathroom counter watching you do your makeup as if it's the most interesting thing he's ever seen. “Babe I feel like I don't tell you this enough but you're so hot.” You lean over to kiss him leaving him with bright red lipstick that you wipe off with the sleeve of your sweatshirt before he forgets “I've gotta get dressed and you need to fix your bed head before we leave.” He looks in the mirror before following you back into his bedroom, “Well if you didn't want my hair to be this messy you wouldn't have your hands tangled in it for hours every night.” You roll your eyes and start to get dressed, “Keep it up Margera and that won't happen again for a while.” He steals a kiss and actually starts to get ready himself, “Okay okay no need to make threats, especially when I have to look at you like this all day.” You smile and pull on a pair of socks not wanting to have to wear heels the whole way to the shoot, “Thankfully I have skate shoes in your car. This is really impractical like who's gonna skate dressed like this?” You shrug grabbing your nice heels and he grabs his keys and guides you out of the room, “impractical but hot.” The two of you get in his car and head to the shoot, as he parks the car you touch up your makeup in the rearview mirror and can feel his pretty blue eyes burning holes into you, “Bammy you’re staring more than usual.” He smiles and looks over his sunglasses at you, “I can’t help it babe, I mean you’re always hot and this is different.” You roll your eyes taking off your socks and replace them with the tall black heels, “Just don’t get too used to it babe this is wayyy too much effort to be a common occurrence.” You pull him into a quick kiss then climb out of the car, he rushes to your side like a puppy still eyeing you up and down as he slips his hand into yours. Your manager rolls his eyes the moment he spots you and rushes over, “About time you got here come on!” Adjusting your bodysuit you make a face behind his back as you follow him to the skate ramps, “this whole thing was your idea so don’t complain it took so long for me to get ready. I’m here, I look hot let’s do this.” You’re rushed onto the makeshift set and handed a skateboard to pose with, the photographer hyping you up as Bam stands next to her grinning with his eyes glued to you the entire time and not so sneakily taking pictures on his phone as well. Once she shoot is over you sigh and sit down on one of the boards and kick off your heels, Bam strides over with your socks and your “emergency”pair of DCs (skate shoes) from his car, “we could go home and have a real skate sesh on the ramps if you want but my one request is that you keep the outfit on for a while.” You smile and he helps you up after you put your shoes on, “I think I can work with that.” As you kiss him your manager walks up with his arms full of boards, “ before you even say anything I don’t care about you two just don’t let it affect your skating and remember on completion days you two hate each other from the moment you enter the event until you skate, understood?” Bam tries to pretend he’s listening but you know he’s not. You nod at your manager and he pushes the 5 boards into Bam’s arms, “These are yours, you’re free to go home and be out of my hair for the day.” Bam cracks up a bit and mumbles, “you mean lack of hair.” Your manager shoots him a look, “you said something?” You both stifle laughter and turn towards where he parked. As soon as you get to the car you punch his arm, “Really Bam.” His smile matches yours and he tosses the boards into the back seat, “What? I’m not wrong, Dico has more hair than that guy!”

[sciatu]

Anniversario strage via d'Amelio

I veri uomini sono quelli che sanno guardare negli occhi, la morte quelli per cui la giustizia vale più della propria vita perché madre della libertà figlia di Dio. Perché la legge Deve proteggere i deboli deve donare un futuro ai figli divide equamente i doni di Dio Noi pensiamo che è giusto chi uccide nell’ombra chi ruba agli orfani e ha se stesso come Dio motivo per cui Adamo ritornò polvere Io ti dico che un giusto vale più di mille uomini che con l’onore nascondono il male che fanno Io dico che un onesto vale più di tutti gli assassini che uccidono nel buio che come serpenti colpiscono a tradimento. La mia terra è madre fortunata per mille ladri ed assassini c’è sempre un santo giusto che con il suo sangue bilancia gli infami e i boia

Real men are those who know how to look death in the eye, those for whom justice is worth more than one's own life, because it is the mother of freedom, daughter of God. Because the law must protect the weak, it must give a future to children, it divides God's gifts equally. We think that is right, who kills in the shadows, who steals from orphans, and has himself as God, which is why Adam returned to bedust. I tell you that a righteous man is worth more than a thousand men who hide the evil they do with honor, I tell you that an honest man is worth more than all the assassins who kill in the dark, who like snakes they strike treacherously. My land is a lucky mother, for a thousand thieves and murderers, there is always a just saint who, with his blood, balances the infamous and the executioners

[vivaladicamillo]

I saw your posts asking for ideas and I was thinking what If you wrote something about you being Bams younger sister and filing cky coz April doesn’t want you to get hurt and you have like secret relationship with Dico or Ryan

DICO/MARGERA!READER

thank u so much for the suggestion!!! im gonna do it for dico this time bc one, theres no fanfics of this silly dude and two, i havent written abt dico in SOOOO long. this ones for the dico lovers out there love yall, a dying breed🫡

WARNINGS: dangerous stuff, fluff, bran being bran yk

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being bams younger sister has its ups and downs

bam as a brother is A NIGHTMARE

hes just such a dick

making fun of u, annoying u and being the “younger brother” type character bc hes just like that

u were 2 years older than him

so when u started kinda liking his life long friend, “dico”

it was kinda awkward bc u yk, hes ur brothers best friend

one night, u were just chilling at the house alone

ape and phil went out, bam was probably out skating somewhere and jess had band practice so having a empty house all to urself?? hell yea!

as u sit on ur couch, just watching some stupid ass movie thats on someone knocks at ur door

when u answer it, its Brandon dicamillo himself (dico)

“hey, uh is bam around?” he asks looking kinda nervous

“nah, i thought he was put filming with u, but its 9:00 he should be back soon.”

“ah ok, ill just wait in my car till he gets here then, thanks.” he smiles at u

“come on bran dont be a stranger! i’m m just watching a movie just wait inside till he gets back.”

you held the door open for him and he walks in and plops down on ur couch

in your spot.

“asshole what the fuck thats my spot”

“didnt see ur name on it.” he says smirking “also what kinda horse shit are u watching? let me show u some real funny shit.”

dico then proceeds to put on an old western movie

“what the fuck dicamillo??”

“what??! this shit is so funny watch this.” he says pointing to the tv as some guy dressed as a cowboy gets shot on screen

the acting was terrible yes, but the way dico was hysterical laughing at it kinda made u smile

his laugh, his interests, just his goofy personality made ur heart flutter

u didn’t realize that u had been staring into this mans whole soul for ten mins until he turns to u and smiles

“may i help u?” he says kinda chuckling

“oh, uh sorry..” u say blushing and kinda turning away

the silence that took place after could have killed u right then and there

until he turns to u

“hey uh.. ive been actually meaning to talk to u about something…” he says, that nervousness kinda coming back from before

u nod ur head as he starts to confess to u

“listen, i know ur my best friends older sister and this is kinda weird but… ever since i met u, i thought u were so cool! i wouldnt have expected u to like masters of the universe and filming bits as much as do…”

“yea, i can see how u couldnt have seen that coming bc of my brothers”

“yea, but anyways, ive always kinda…been into u, im super sorry if this is weird i didnt mean to make it like that i just think..”

u smile, did fucking brandon dicamillo just confess his love for u ??

“bran..”

he turns to u

“i feel the same way, ive always had i just didnt wanna make things awkward if u didnt.” u smiled at him and scooted closer to him on the couch

“really?!?” he said in shock

“mhm, i like you… like A LOT”

u move in closer and you two end up making out on ur couch

after that day u both agreed to date without anyone knowing

yea it was suspicious when u two wouldnt be able to film or hang out at the same time on the same day but the guys kinda brushed it off

u two went of secret little dates

dico would surprise u ALL the time with cute date spots

random cat cafes, parks, family ran restaurants, he just found little cute places in westchester to take u to, and u LOVED IT

when bam realized u obviously were seeing someone bc u were WAYYY to happy, u decided to snoop

going through u room he ended up finding one of dicos shirts hidden under ur bed

thats when bam decides to confront u about it……

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might make some type of part two to this but it depends if yall want it or not, hope u enjoyed! also please keep sending in requests i love them sm !! yall are so creative i love it sm

[veronica-nardi]

DRAMA QUIZ 2023

Ed eccoci qui, un altro anno è passato e non mi vergogno ad ammettere di non aver visto tanti drama, che non ci sono proprio stata attenta, e che mi ero completamente dimenticata del quiz. La vita reale è piena di impegni vari, e ho passato questo passatempo in secondo piano, ma devo anche constatare che mi piace sempre fermarmi un attimo e fare il punto della situazione, e rispondere a questo quiz. Alla fine mi diverto.

Il problema è che mi sono subito resa conto che quest'anno è andato davvero malino, ma per fortuna ci sono alcuni titoli (soprattutto uno) che mi hanno salvato la giornata.

Ringrazio di cuore @dilebe06 per questo appuntamento fisso annuale e... cominciamo!

Prima di tutto i drama visti quest'anno:

Cinesi: City of streamer, My Deepest Dream, Goodbye my princess, Gank your heart, Three body

Coreani: The Glory, D.P., How to buy a friend, Taxi Driver, Gaus Electronics, W, Missing

Tailandesi: The Gifted, Midnight Museum, The Stranded, I'm Tee Me Too

Taiwanesi: Nowhere Man, Danger Zone

Giapponesi: Alice in borderland 2, Danger-less detectives, Bokura No Yuuki, Don't call it mistery, One Piece, High and Low Worst Episode

Drama droppati: Fight for my way. Rip.

E ora via con le domande.

1) Il drama più bello che hai visto: One Piece

Questo è più un investimento, non una vera e propria incoronazione. Mi sono trovata in difficoltà, perché non ho nessun drama di cui mi sia davvero innamorata quest'anno, quindi ho deciso di "investire" su One Piece.

Perché in fondo penso che sia davvero la serie che mi sia piaciuta di più quest'anno. @dilebe06 dimmi che ti sto rendendo felice XD

Io non parlo da fan. Non ho mai letto il manga e non ho mai visto l'anime. Non avevo idea di che cosa parlasse questa storia. Non posso fare paragoni, non posso dire "il live action è fatto bene/male rispetto a..."

Posso solo dire che questa serie mi è piaciuta per quella che è.

Ho respirato l'avventura, l'amicizia e il mistero. Ho sognato con la caccia al tesoro. Mi sono goduta i combattimenti. Ho riso, mi sono emozionata, ho riflettuto, mi sono arrabbiata.

Queste sono tutte le cose che ho vissuto durante la visione di One Piece il live action, e sicuramente ce ne sono molte altre, ma penso che già soltanto queste siano bellissime.

Faccio vincere One Piece perché ho voglia di tuffarmi di nuovo all'avventura nella seconda stagione. E magari anche nella terza, nella quarta, nella quinta... E spero che continui così, anzi no, che vada sempre meglio XD

2) La storia d'amore che ti ha conquistato di più: My Deepest Dream

E no, non sto parlando della storia d'amore principale, ma di quella tra il poliziotto e l'amica della lead.

Mi è piaciuto molto come hanno impostato e costruito la storia: il fatto che questi due tornavano a incontrarsi e scontrarsi in ogni linea temporale, era come se fossero destinati sempre, non importa cosa accadesse.

È romanticismo allo stato puro.

3) Il drama che ti è piaciuto di meno: Gank your heart

È stato più che altro noioso. Un drama sulla stessa riga di Falling into your smile (i videogiochi vissuti come professione e stile di vita), ma non c'è neanche gara. Falling into your smile non era un capolavoro ma era fatto bene, la questione degli e-sports era centrale e gestita bene, mentre in Gank your heart (che razza di titolo) il tema è preso in considerazione in modo minimo e alla fine della fiera non risulta nemmeno un elemento cardine: se al posto degli e-sports ci sarebbe stata qualsiasi altra cosa la storia l'avrebbero potuta fare ugualmente.

E poi non ricordo che la storia d'amore mi abbia presa in qualche modo, i personaggi erano spiccioli, e proprio l'attore e l'attrice principali non mi hanno convinta proprio per niente. Wang Yibo sa fare molto meglio di così dai, che delusione.

4) Una serie che meriterebbe un sequel

Io metto già le mani avanti e lo dico subito: questa è la prima di tre domande a cui non sono riuscita a trovare una risposta. Denunciatemi.

Rispondendo a questa domanda, il problema è che tutte le serie di cui vorrei un sequel o ce l'hanno già o è comunque in programma, e delle rimanenti serie non ho interesse a vedere una continuazione o non avrebbe senso farla.

5) Il personaggio preferito: City of streamer

Io amo quest'uomo. La sua grazia, il suo fascino, la sua psico-sociopatia (matto come un cavallo), ma anche la sua intelligenza, la sua pazienza, il suo essere manipolatore e subdolo, la sua voglia di vendetta, la sua scaltrezza, la sua freddezza.

E no, non ha dei difetti. Sa essere pure simpatico (vedi gif).

6) Il personaggio più odiato: My Deepest Dream

Ricordo quanto volessi prendere a schiaffi la second lead di questa serie tutte le volte che era presente in scena.

Non posso dire che proprio la odiassi come si intende l'odio per un personaggio cattivo ma, voglio dire.. Fastidiosa, infantile, arrogante, spocchiosa, antipatica, viziata, capricciosa, irritante, importuna. Potrei andare avanti, ma penso sia abbastanza per farle vincere questa domanda, no?

7) L'ambientazione più brutta: High and Low Worst Episode

Il Liceo Oya di questo drama è in assoluto la prima risposta che mi è saltata in mente nel momento in cui ho letto questa domanda.

Quello non è un liceo, è innanzitutto un porcile dove non fanno le pulizie da circa un quarto di secolo. E poi è un luogo dove menarsi come se non ci fosse un domani, un posto in cui gli studenti quarantenni cazzeggiano bellamente, una "scuola" in cui i professori non sono pervenuti. E che dire del tetto? Quale liceo non ha un tetto in cui gli studenti passano il tempo a dormire e a scambiarsi quattro chiacchiere?

È tutto stupendo XD

8) Il finale più bello: Three Body

Mi è piaciuta l'idea di un finale che dice, ipotizza, fa immaginare, ma non mostra. A me i finali così piacciono un sacco. E poi la grinta del poliziotto mi ha gasata un sacco.

9) Un attore e un'attrice che ti sono piaciuti tantissimo: One Piece

Non ce ne sono solo due. Io voto tutto il cast di One Piece, perché si tratta di interpreti giovani, con poca esperienza e semi sconosciuti. E sono stati bravissimi.

Quanto mi piace premiare la gioventù volenterosa.

10) La morte di un personaggio che ancora non hai superato

Quest'anno o non è morto nessuno o nessuno per cui mi sia dispiaciuto più di tanto.

Secca e onesta.

11) La OST che ti è piaciuta di più: City of streamer

Le ost di questo drama mi sono piaciute un sacco. Romantiche, emozionanti, intense. E credo anche che questo sia l'unico drama di cui mi siano piaciute le ost, visto che sono le uniche che ho scaricato sulla mia playlist. (e sì, la mia playlist è piena di ost dei drama asiatici invece delle canzoni di Taylor Swift o Lady Gaga).

12) L'attore e l'attrice peggiori: W e Gank your heart

Mi dispiace ma Lee Jong Suk in W non mi è piaciuto. Lui ha il viso ha cucciolo, è un tenerone, quando sorride si sciolgono i ghiacciai, ed è perfetto se deve interpretare il protagonista di una commedia romantica alla Romance is a bonus book. Anche in W c'era la storia romantica (fatta malissimo), ma era anche una storia di mistero, di investigazione, era un thriller. E in questo secondo me Lee Jong Suk non ha saputo reggere nella recitazione. A questo punto non lo so se sarebbe in grado di fare un villain o un personaggio cattivo, non ce lo vedo proprio.

E invece voto Wang Zi Xuan, protagonista femminile di Gank your heart, perché la sua faccia è la prima che mi è venuta in mente quando ho letto questa domanda. Non è che fosse pessima, ne ho viste di peggiori, ma si vedeva che stava recitando, e questa cosa davvero non mi piace.

13) Una serie che merita più conoscenza: Danger Zone

Voto questa serie taiwanese non perché sia stata un capolavoro, ma perché è stata carina e piacevole da guardare (si tratta di un poliziesco), e perché ho dato il cuore al "bel tenebroso", il protagonista dai capelli neri che per tutto il tempo se ne sta in prigione e addirittura in cella di isolamento, e riesce comunque ad essere un passa avanti alla polizia. Assurdamente overpower, lo riconosco, ma a me i fighi tenebrosi conquistano troppo XD.

14) Il momento che ti ha fatto saltare sulla sedia: One Piece

Non so bene come interpretare questa domanda, perché solitamente con saltare sulla sedia si intende una scena spaventosa di un film horror, almeno è quello che ho pensato io. Ma non avrei avuto niente da rispondere se l'avessi intesa così, visto che non guardo drama horror (@dilebe06), allora ho pensato a un salto sulla sedia inteso come sorpresa.

Mi è venuta in mente una scena di One Piece che, non posso dire mi abbia proprio fatta saltare sulla sedia, ma mi ha sicuramente sorpresa.

SPOILER: ecco, io penso che nessuno si immaginasse che quel vecchio tsundere di Zeff di tagliasse e mangiasse la propria stessa gamba dopo aver lasciato tutto il cibo disponibile rimasto a Sanji. Proprio non me l'aspettavo. Ci hanno spiegato il loro rapporto, ed è stata la nascita di una bella bromance.

15) Il protagonista maschile preferito: One Piece

Premio Monkey D. Luffy perché è stato una ventata di aria fresca. È esattamente la sensazione che mi viene in mente quando penso a questo personaggio, a questo simpatico, bravo cazzone un po' pazzoide. Oltre a essere uno che tiene tantissimo agli amici e che va matto per l'avventura. Gli voglio proprio bene XD

La cosa che mi è piaciuta di più è il suo modo di concepire il concetto di pirata. Di solito quando penso a un pirata penso a un certo tipo di persona, con un certo aspetto, che se ne va per mare e fa cose non proprio carine. Luffy stravolge l'idea del pirata: con quell'aspetto mingherlino e l'aria da bravo ragazzo un po' scemo, è l'ultima persona al mondo che penseresti come pirata, e lui non solo vuole diventarne uno, ma è determinato a diventare il Re dei pirati!

Luffy mi ha ricordato che un pirata non deve per forza essere duro e cattivo, che chiunque può esserlo, perché chiunque può essere ciò che più desidera.

16) La storia d'amore che non ti è piaciuta: Goodbye my princess

Esattamente la mia reazione davanti a questa storia d'amore:

È una storia d'amore scritta obiettivamente da cani, dai. Anzi, credo che due cani l'avrebbero scritta meglio.

Anche guardare la versione estesa del drama non ha aiutato.

In pratica questi due si innamorano a cazzum, si vedono un paio di volte poi una sera vedono insieme le lucciole e tac, primo bacio e innamorati per la vita.

Ma questo è il meno. Il problema peggiore è che si trattava di una storia d'amore tossica e con grossi problemi di comunicazione. Tutte le volte che parlavano si mettevano a litigare, alzare la voce e insultarsi. Senza contare tutte le cose non dette, perché sia mai crescere insieme e creare fiducia, meglio avere segreti e fare le cose di nascosto, per poi arrabbiarsi perché l'altra persona non capisce. Tutto molto sensato.

SPOILER: la ciliegina sulla torta è stato il lead che si aspettava che la lead lo amasse dopo che lui le ha ucciso il nonno, distrutto la famiglia e rovinato la vita. Però lui l'amava eh. Che carino.

17) Miglior bacio

Non importa quanto ci pensi, io qui non ho niente da premiare. Se penso a scene di baci, ho davanti a me il nulla cosmico. Non perché non ne abbia visti, ma perché assolutamente nessuno mi è rimasto impresso o mi ha colpito in qualche modo. Mi dispiace ma è la prima volta in cinque anni che su questa domanda devo fare scena muta. Delusione su tutta la linea.

18) Il drama che hai fatto fatica a finire: Gank Your Heart

Mi sono più che altro annoiata. Non mi ha coinvolta, non mi ha conquistata. Un dramuccio da quattro soldi che ho visto soltanto per Yibo, e lui non mi è neanche piaciuto. Che tristezza.

19) Scena d'azione migliore: One Piece e City of streamer

Io qui ho due risposte che voglio mettere a pari merito.

Una è la sequenza della distruzione di Arlong Park in One Piece, davvero figa e piacevole da guardare, nel senso che mi ha ben intrattenuta e visivamente parlando è stata una figata.

L'altra riguarda City of streamer, la puntata dell'asta. Dio solo sa cosa sia successo a quell'asta: di tutto e di più. Non scendo nei dettagli ma il mio personaggio preferito ha messo su un bordello che ha scatenato una serie di eventi non indifferente: a livello di mente fredda e calcolatrice quest'uomo rientra nella cerchia di personaggi come Meng Yao di The Untamed o Petyr Baelish di Game of thrones. Non posso fare a meno di adorarlo.

20) Miglior Villain: One Piece

Buggy il Clown è un cattivo fantastico ed esilarante. Completamente fuori di testa, bizzarro, sopra le righe, minaccioso e allo stesso tempo patetico, con una personalità tutta sua.

I suoi poteri rispecchiano perfettamente il suo modo di essere, ed è davvero interessante, perché non ho potuto fare a meno di chiedermi come cavolo fai a sconfiggere uno che è in grado di staccarsi le parti le corpo e scagliartele addosso.

21) Il finale peggiore: W

Io in generale non ho amato molto questo drama. L'ho trovato gestito male e sprecato, e davvero mi ha fatto non poco cagare la storia d'amore: io la trovo assurda e cringe a prescindere, perché stiamo parlando dell'innamoramento tra una persona reale e il personaggio di un fumetto. Mi dispiace ma non ce la posso fare.

SPOILER: e ovviamente, come avevo già ampiamente immaginato nel corso della visione, hanno messo su un clichettosissimo happy ending che purtroppo non riesco a digerire, uno per la natura della relazione, e due perché sa proprio da favola.

22) La protagonista femminile preferita: City of streamer

Ora, io ho amato tanto questa protagonista. È stata fantastica. Intelligente, astuta, forte, matura, sensibile, coraggiosa, determinata, con una gran grazia ed eleganza. Una vera Queen.

Io ero pronta a nominarla personaggio preferito dell'anno, ma mi è scaduta nella seconda parte della serie. Hanno dato troppa importanza alla storia d'amore, lei si è un po' rammollita e ha messo su gli occhi a cuoricino. Avrei voluto vederla non dico per forza cattiva, ma un po' più stronza.

SPOILER: delusione su tutta la linea quando, dopo non aver minimamente cagato il lead inizialmente, ci fa invece sapere che a lei è sempre piaciuto. FALSAAAAAAAA.

Io non dimentico certe cose.

23) La scena o frase che ti è rimasta impressa: The Glory

SPOILER: Mi è sempre piaciuta molto la scena in cui Moon Dong Eun mostra a Joo Yeo Jung le cicatrici che porta sulle braccia, e lui stupendamente le dice: "Chi devo uccidere per questo?", o qualcosa del genere. Nessuna domanda, nessuna richiesta di spiegazioni, nessun moralismo o allusione al perdono. Dimmi solo il nome della persona che ti ha fatto questo e ci penso io. Adoro.

24) Il Villain peggiore: Bokura No Yuuki

Questo drama giapponese è stato carino dai, io l'ho visto volentieri. Il problema è stato il cattivo della storia, ovvero il governo, che con la scusa di un terremoto e di un virus dilagante rinchiude ragazzi e ragazze, e anche bambini e bambine, dentro quello che si può definire senza problemi un campo di concentramento.

Questi poveri disgraziati, e lo ribadisco, tutti molto giovani, vengono isolati e abbandonati a se stessi. Se c'è un virus e devono rimanere isolati lo capisco, ma il governo manda loro scorte di cibo ridotte che non bastano per tutti, non fornisce assistenza medica, la supervisione di adulti non esiste, l'educazione scolastica scompare.

In pratica vedi questi giovani personaggi che si arrangiano come meglio possono, che sopravvivono alla giornata, che cercano insomma di non morire e di uscire vivi da lì. Assurdo.

Tra l'altro io non ho mai capito come abbia fatto il governo a far passare la storia del terremoto che poi si è scoperto non essere mai avvenuto.

25) Una bromance spettacolare: One Piece

In One Piece ce ne sono di bromance a due a due, come quella di Sanji e Zeff, oppure di Luffy e Zoro. Ma io premio la bromance di gruppo, e credo sia la prima volta che premio una bromance di questo tipo.

La "Ciurma di Cappello di Paglia" mi ha conquistato e scaldato il cuore. C'è dello tsunderismo tra di loro, c'è crescita, c'è lealtà, ci sono ostacoli, c'è voglia di avventura per motivi diversi.

Fanno ridere e fanno emozionare. Mi sono ritrovata a ridere delle loro battute sceme, a tifare per loro nei momenti difficili, a continuare a guardarli con curiosità chiedendomi come sarebbero usciti da quella situazione e che cosa sarebbe venuto in seguito.

Questa davvero la posso definire una bromance spettacolare.

DOMANDA BONUS

Allora, ho superato con successo la sfida dello scorso anno che richiedeva di vedere:

Un drama storico/wuxia: Goodbye my princess

Un drama tratto da un libro/novel/manga/web webcomic: One Piece

Un drama che ha vinto almeno un premio: D.P.

Immaginavo che sarebbe stato piuttosto facile, infatti ho completato la challenge senza volerlo, senza nemmeno pensarci.

Credo che quella dell'anno prossimo sarà un po' più impegnativa... ottimo!

Comunque @dilebe06 ti ripeto anche qui che è un vero peccato non avere quest'anno la domanda sull'abilità o potere che si vorrebbe avere, perché tra The Gifted, Missing e One Piece avremmo faticato a scegliere!! Te se ama comunque XD

[2023-512annamillar]

I have been exploring different typefaces as the one I chose last week only comes in 4 fonts.

I have looked at the Omnes Cyrillic, Birra, Proxima Sera, and Dico Slab typefaces from Adobe fonts and I have chosen Proxima Sera because I like how it has a slightly older traditional look to it while also looking clean and new.

Here is my updated mood board including that typeface and some additional images relating to my pepeha:

Here, I have explored several layouts for my pepeha in InDesign, keeping in mind the size of paper I will be using for the type specimen booklet:

Lastly, I have folded and trimmed blank a4 pages together to see how the type specimen booklet will look like in real life:

[chrancecriber]

1.FM - Chillout Lounge Radio (January 09, 2023)

23:58 Chilloutlounge - Letting The Cables Sleep 23:51 Sin Plomo & Torsten Stenzel - Sweet Suffering 23:45 Phil Mison - Lula 23:40 Ltj Experience - Moonbeat 23:34 Pusteblume - Cold As Ice (Beautiful Chillout Mix) 23:30 Moon Tribe - Moon Tribe 23:25 Realin Tune - Just Like This 23:20 Mamani - Glowing Desert (Aloe Trumpet Mix) 23:19 Costes - De-phazz - No Jive 23:13 Schwarz & Funk - The Dawn 23:07 Aloha From Hawaii - Sunset Cocktail Lounge (Cafe Bar Chillout Del Mar Cafe Mix) 23:03 Jjos - Breathe 22:58 Ambray - Carousel 22:53 Fusiontalker - Lost Message (Jazzy Del Mar Mix) 22:46 Dj Disse - Walk On The Wild Side 22:39 Alpha X - Nocturnal Trip 22:36 Vibraphile - Waiting For You (Instrumental) 22:32 Coco Silco - Sea 22:28 Various - Viggo Feat. Glow / Rivers Flow 22:20 Little Big Bee - Searchin' (At Jazz Remix) 22:15 Cameo Culture - Told You So (Original Mix) 22:10 Amethystium - Calantha 22:05 Chillwalker - Sunday Morning (Future Break Mix) 21:58 Joey Fehrenbach - Delicate 21:54 Neve - Sacrifice 21:49 Bright And Beautiful - Night Rains (Sound Of Ibiza Mix) 21:43 Schwarz & Funk - Remando Al Viento 21:38 The Essence - Serpentine 21:34 Lowland - Cafe Del Mar 21:28 Jazzy Pecada - Slow Down 21:25 Bissen Ft Victoria Gross - Like I Do (Chill Mix) 21:19 Jeff Bennets Lounge Experience - Sympathy 21:14 Gary B - Set Me Free 21:09 Heso - Never Ending Time 21:04 Skysurfer Feat Lovay - Circling Elements (Down By The 20:58 Ralphie B - Icarus (Chill Out Mix) 20:53 Van Bellen - Let Me Take You (On A Journey) (Fantasy Voyager Rework) 20:48 Lounge Pilots - Ienergize - Stereo Love Mix 20:42 Klangstein - Deep Dive (Original Mix) 20:37 Coastline - Adriatic Sea - Dj Lounge Del Mar Vs. Milews Ambience Mix 20:30 Matenda - Orphean Layback Remix 20:23 Jerome Isma-ae - Underwater Love 20:18 Un Homme Et Une Femme - Une Rose Pour Emily (Cafe Hotel French Del Mar Mix) 20:12 Polished Chrome - Your Shoes (Original Mix) 20:08 Erotic Lounge Deluxe - Gimme The Night 20:04 Nightmares On Wax - Les Nuits (Original Mix) 19:59 Yuri Petrovski - True 19:54 Soleil Fisher - Red Dust (Acoustic Piano Mix) 19:48 Synthetic Substance - Unreal 19:43 Va - After The Moon 19:39 Sued - Feel Me 19:33 Tina Dico - Break Of Day (The Stella Polaris Allstars Remix) 19:27 Moby - Into The Blue 19:22 07 - Distractions 19:18 Bent - Sunday 29th 19:13 Vio Beach - Piano Chillout (Ambient Dream Mix) 19:07 Vargo - Get Back To Serenity 19:04 Marsmobil - Dark Star 18:56 Groove Armada - Inside My Mind 18:52 Wharmton Rise - Sunflight 18:46 Gelka Feat. Phoenix Pearle - Million Nights 18:41 Sonar - Sentimental Journey 18:34 Lemon Jelly - Pushy 18:29 Kid Stone - Dust 18:25 Vanegas - Te Voy A Querer 18:21 Washed Out - Face Up 18:14 Deep-dive-corp. - Imagination 18:08 Lux - Sunset Disco 18:04 Eighty Mile Beach - There Are No Angels Found In Nature (Thievery Corporation Mix) 17:58 One Minds Eye Feat. Elsieanne - Shiva 17:52 Espresso Del Lago - The Spirit Of Buddha 17:47 Ficci - Cassidy Street 17:43 Chilling Crew - Space Rumba 17:36 Fenomenon - Pacific Memories 17:30 Driza Bone Feat. Dee Heron - Real Love (Original 91 Version) 17:26 Chris Coco - Cape Clear 17:21 Zenyatta - Swimming Into Vibrations - Ibiza Downbeat Vocal Mix 17:14 Kaito - We Are Living Here (Beatless Version) 17:09 Chicane - No Ordinary Morning 17:02 4tunes - Where Are You Now (Feat. Hed) 16:58 Goloko - Give Me Lovin 16:52 Blue Metheny - I'm Calling Out 16:47 Amethystium - Isabliss - Strangely Beautiful 16:42 Iguassu - Excursion Bliss 16:37 Afterlife & Kid Stone - Sleazebag 16:32 Jjos - Don't You Want Me (Chilled Mix) 16:27 Ra-qi Gong - Rainy Days In Shanghai (Buddha Cafe Del Mar Bar Mix) 16:22 Melibea - Lamento 16:18 Noise Boyz - With My Own Eyes (Keys Of Da Sea Mix) 16:13 Fenena Garcia Mijas - Anja (50 Sunset Classic Lounge Edit) 16:06 Milews - Miami Beach View - Sunset Del Mar Cafe Lounge Mix 16:01 Dab - Pure Joy 15:56 Bop - Enjoy The Moment (Unquote Remix) 15:51 Goloka - Give Me Loving 15:45 Cafe Americaine - L'amour 15:42 Chicane - Barefoot 15:35 Hibiki Connectio - Cha-ka-too 15:27 Laid Back - Sunshine Reggae (Peter Visti's & Stella Polaris Remix) 15:22 Jjos - Foolish Game (Feat. Deary's) (Evolution Vocal Mix) 15:16 Silent Poets - Moment Scale 15:11 Eden - All I Need 15:07 Mark's & Henry's - The Making 15:03 Synkro - Distant Eyes 14:57 Calido - El Calor (Patrick Marsh Chill Out Mix) 14:53 Aaron Bass - On The Beach 14:48 Jamlimmat - Higher (Feat Crystal) 14:45 Nouvelle Vague - Love Will Tear Us Apart 14:41 Asle Bjorn B - Joe Dubcola (Asle's Stella Polaris Edit) 14:37 Karminsky Experience Inc - Departures 14:32 Max Sedgley - Slowly 14:26 Polished Chrome - Soundsystem 14:21 Rae & Christian - Still Here 14:16 Good Chillaz - Storm (Mystic Mix) 14:11 Nightmares On Wax - Fire In The Middle 14:05 Les Jumeaux - Miracle Road 14:01 Shakes Seven - Best Friends 13:55 Lifeforce / Lifeforce (20 - 20 Vision Remix) 13:48 Deep-dive-corp. - Enjoy 13:43 Noel - Chalito (Ibiza Chillhouse Lounge Mix) 13:38 Afterlife & Chris Coco - Home 13:34 Blues States - The Trainer Shuffle 13:28 James Bright - Set Me Free 13:20 Chicane - Saltwater 13:13 Dido - Worthless 13:08 Gelka - Os Pastores Da Noitte 13:04 Rainman - Paradise Beach - Top 55 Lounge Del Mar Deluxe Mix 12:57 Fragile State - Undercurrent (Alucidnation Uptempo Version) 12:53 Deeb - Rooftops 12:46 Leaking Shell - After Hour 12:42 Jjos - Closer To You 12:36 Mobymusic - Whispering Wind 12:31 Afterlife - Dub In Ya Mind 12:22 Puff Dragon - Qi Gong 12:15 Carbon Based Lifeforms - Central Plain 12:10 Senda Urbana - Chordless Theory 12:06 Conjure One - Make A Wish 12:02 Trinah - Let's Stay Together 11:57 Sunlounger - Another Day On The Terrace (Chill Out Mix) 11:51 Chillwalker - Costa Del Sol (Sunshine Mix) 11:45 Alex Cortiz - Glow 11:40 John Ditto Group - Moon Jumping (In Love With Beth Mix) 11:34 Seyton Vs Tyler Michaud - Ze Big Divide 11:28 Synthetic Substance - Littoral Twilight 11:22 Pep Llado - Vai Vedere 11:17 Chicane - No Ordinary Morning 11:12 Liedschatten - Seaside (Original Mix 2006) 11:07 James Bright - Little Things 11:04 Emapea - Jazzy 10:59 Timo Garcia Ft Manu Delago - The Hang Drum Track (Timo's Balearica Remix) 10:54 Hirudo - Giacomo (Beach Mix) 10:49 Smood - Enjoy The Silence 10:43 Atjazz - Storm 10:38 Ravi Costes - Lion Sleeps - Cafe Groovera Hotel Bar Del Mar Mix 10:35 Beth Orton - Central Reservation (The Then Again Version) 10:28 Muki - Track 1 10:23 Mister Paul - You Don't Know (Comfort Version) 10:17 Moon De Lounge - Melodia Amore - Buddha Lounge Bar Chillout Mix 10:12 Pacific Coast Academy - Into The Blue 10:08 Supreme Beings Of Leisure - Ghetto 10:00 Linden - Seaside (Doerfler Remix) 09:54 Alex Cortiz - Deja Vu 09:50 Kitty The Bill - Mister Mista 09:45 Malcolm Mclaren - About Her 09:40 Brooke - 1 Want To Know What Love Is (Balearic Hypno Dub) 09:36 Afterlife - A Little Bit Of Love 09:28 Alex Paterson - Flex-e-fun 09:24 Bryan El - Solaris 09:18 Frontera - Rouge 09:14 Jaron - Catch 09:10 Dr. Meaker - Need Love 09:05 Friction - Looking Down 09:01 Mads Arp Feat. Julie Harrington - The Meaning Of Love 08:58 Synthetic Substance - Eternity 08:54 Anarchy Group - Fade To Grey 08:50 Re:locate Vs Robert Nickson - Resource (Rechill) 08:45 Moby - First Cool Hive 08:40 Peter Linski Experience - Everything Flows 08:33 Weed - Blessed 08:28 Juan Gomez-acebo - Deep Red 08:22 Peter Pearson - Smooth Talking (Moonrise) 08:18 Oyasama Feat. Miyabi - Sakura 08:12 Alucidnation - Give Me A Reason 08:06 Xaver Fisher Trio - Mombasa Bossa 08:01 Jazz L'amour - Summer Dreams - See The Light Mix 07:55 Staqueando - Band 07:49 Phil Mison - Lula 07:45 Emapea - Laka 07:42 Amazonics - Let's Spend The Night Together 07:36 Direct To Dreams - Le Miroir Bleu 07:32 Air - Alone In Kyoto 07:23 Toka Kakabadze - Urban 07:17 Tiapason - Wasting Time 07:14 Röyskopp - Remind Me 07:10 Gelka Feat. Phoenix Pearle - Being You 07:06 Chilling Crew - Frozen Time 07:02 Grassskirt - Pleasent Dream Pt. 2 06:57 The Strike Boys - Deeper One 06:50 Pacator - Tränen (Marcielo Ambient Mix Instrumental) 06:46 Alain Paris - Summer 78 - Chill Tribute To Yann Tiersen 06:41 Missy Higgins - Nightminds 06:35 Frank Borell - Wake Up In Paradise 06:29 Ficci - Let Me Touch Your Lips 06:24 Gxr And Kathie Talbot - 5 A.m. 06:20 Weekend Players - Higher Ground 06:16 Jjos - Back To Me 06:10 D&m Fundation - Relaja Tu Mente 06:07 Jupiter Jack - Ghosttown 06:02 Direct To Dreams - Behind The Mirror 05:59 Dj Pippi Ft Rebeka Brown - A New Day 05:53 Green Lemon Feat. Bernd Langer - Rauchy Stranger 05:46 Simon Bareilles - The Sound Of Silence (Feat. Sara Keys) 05:41 Merge Of Equals - Clear Blue Sky (Original Mix) 05:39 Mark Moon - To Another World 05:35 Gelka - Have You Kept Your Ticket 05:29 Aurosonic, Denis Karpinskiy & Kate Louise Smith - They Wait For Us (Chill Out Mix) 05:24 Coronado (Pianofly Mix) - Bay Area 05:19 Ohm G & Bruno - One 05:12 Guenter Haas - Ai Fu Lin 05:06 Freemasons - Love On My Mind 05:02 Five Seasons - In Your Town 04:58 Collective Sound Members - Journey To A Dream (Original) 04:52 Ralph Hildenbeutel - Hommage A Noir 04:46 Machomovers - Smooth Operator 04:40 Son Que Son - Manon ( Instrumental Mix) 04:36 Deise Mikhail - Silent Sound 04:33 Michael Hummer - Coffee 04:28 Alex Cortiz - Smooth 04:22 Rue Du Soleil - Essential Feelings 04:18 Moroccan Blonde - Mirage 04:11 Aural Float - Still Here 04:05 Scott Simmons - Children (Mediterr-asian Chill Mix) 04:01 Zero 7 - In The Waiting Line 03:57 Charity Children - Whispering Still 03:52 New Beginning - Another Day 03:47 Kings Of Tomorrow - Finally 03:42 Lovers Lane - Island Memories 03:30 Cantoma - Moonsmith 03:22 Detson Engeneering - Wonderland 03:17 Dj Milews - Sunset At Palm Island 03:11 Thomas Lemmer - I Like It 03:07 Uko - Sunbeams 03:01 Joey Fehrenbach - Edison Cylinder 02:54 Michael E - Sark Of Searenity 02:49 Wharmton Rise - The Abyss 02:43 Lemonjazz - Gypsy Woman (Erotic Bedroom Affairs Lounge Chill Mix) 02:34 Deep-dive-corp. - Bassic (Flow Mix) 02:27 Rue Du Soleil - Troya 02:21 Honeyroot - Nobody Loves You (The Way I Do) 02:17 Jjos - Know Me 02:12 Flamingo - My Friend (Mercer & Gissal Chilled Version) 02:06 Language Lab - Burning Disaster (Groove Armada Bedtime Story Mix) 01:59 Ltj X-perience - Empty Street 01:53 Zero 7 - Space Between, The 01:45 Leama & Moor - Coming Of Age 01:36 Joey Fehrenbach - Grandfather 01:33 Telecast - Daydreams 01:28 Fidelity - You Don't Know 01:24 San Antonio Bay - Evolution 01:17 Royspop - Summer Nights (Luxury Deluxe Del Mar Mix) 01:07 Moby - The Lonely Night (Moby's January 14th Mix) Ft Mark Lanegan 01:03 Monique Bon - La Musique 00:57 Frank Borell - Somber Moods 00:51 Katcha - Touched By God (Katcha's Quiet Storm Mix) 00:47 2raumwohnung - Melancholisch Schon 00:43 Uomo - Mad World 00:38 Cantoma - Padajero (Visti & Meyland Mix) 00:33 Sine - Flying (Original Mix) 00:28 Guss - Milesing 00:21 Lullaby Lounge - Chill Del La Mer (Blank Cafe Relax Mix) 00:16 Soft Wave - Plenitude Part 2 00:12 Synthetic Substance - Out Of Other 00:07 Kalabi - Clear Skies 00:02 Nimino - The Back Of Your Hands (Ft. Ashe)

[ckygetsjobs]

The guys on the jackass movie commentary saying Brandon didn’t get with them in the hot tub because he had a rash or something on his leg and didn’t want anyone to bust on him about it like are you kidding me dude I could of seen him in the hot tub

[child0feden]

FIRE MELTS ICE

kimi raikkonen x cky / jackass member! reader

♡ general dating headcanons for kimi with a member of cky and jackass!

୨୧ decided to make this just the dating era, i might do a part two following along the smau more with them getting married and having their kids if you guys want it! this takes place between 2001 and 2007 <3

♡ related smau available here | view my formula 1 masterlist here

reading music recommendations: rio bravo by cky - come to daddy by aphex twin - right here in my arms by him

♡ you guys met in 2001 when you were both 21!

୨୧ you had been a member of cky / jackass from the very beginning, having grown up with with bam and ryan <3 you got the nickname “ fireass ” because of all the times you’ve had your ass set on fire ( usually by bam )

♡ you’re like three peas in a pod, only ever seeing each other as siblings

୨୧ supposedly, some of the people from mtv had made a deal with some guys in f1 about being able to shoot some stunts with the cars but when you and the guys arrived it seems there had been some kind of HUGE misunderstanding…

♡ while mtv people were arguing with f1 people ( you really didn’t care enough to get their names ) you wandered off to have a look around, not wanting to just stand around watching some people argue

୨୧ you run into kimi somewhere in the paddock, locking eyes with him would usually make anyone else look away almost immediately but you held his icy gaze with your own fiery stare

♡ you don’t believe in all that “ love at first sight ” talk but you’d be lying if you said you didn’t feel like something clicked into place on your heart when you saw him

୨୧ and he’d be lying if he said he didn’t get the exact same feeling…

♡ so you approached each other, him asking what you were up to here and you asking if he listens to aphex twin or bloodhound gang

୨୧ before long bam finds you and decides to do what he does best… which is torment you with a taser and handheld camera!

♡ to say kimi was confused as to what the hell was happening would be an understatement…

“ what the hell are you doing? why did you do that do her? are you insane? ” ( he had no idea who the hell you guys were and literally thought bam was just some insane guy assaulting you, all the while bam was laughing his ass off at you clutching your tased ass cheek )

୨୧ but you left with his number and he left with yours so hey, you’d say it was worth it

♡ you guys begin dating super quickly, you’re both confident and outgoing people who aren’t afraid to speak their mind and there’s clearly a connection between you two so why waste time?

୨୧ so you don’t waste time and begin officially dating after just one date :)

♡ there were DEFINITELY some rumours going around in the mid 2000’s that you were actually dating ville or you were cheating on kimi with ville

୨୧ some people going even further and saying you were actually in a throuple with ville and kimi

♡ the gossip magazine titles got real creative with the headlines when those rumours started… so many corny lines about how they’re both finnish so that must mean you have a type and a bunch of other stupid shit

୨୧ you ran with the joke for a short time, your nickname changing from “ fireass ” to “ finnisher ” y’know, because you supposedly make two finns finish? god, it was so stupid

♡ you were never dating ville, obviously, you were more like siblings with both him and bam and you were happier than ever with kimi! the only members you ever did anything with was dico, rake and chris ( not pontious ) and those were simple pecks for the camera!

୨୧ and kimi knows not to worry, he’d never been the jealous or insecure type, he has no problem speaking his mind if he feels something isn’t right

♡ kimi absolutely loves to watch you skate in the parking lot of your apartment complex!

୨୧ he thinks you’re so damn good and should’ve gone pro… whenever you fuck up and get a really bad scrape, he’s always gently asking if you’re good before coming over to help you up and make sure you don’t snap your skateboard in half, knowing you’d regret it later…

♡ you’re forever thankful that you fell in love with someone as unbothered as kimi

୨୧ you usually come home from a day of filming smelling like a disgusting combination of vomit, alcohol, gasoline and cigarettes…

♡ you always apologise to kimi for the smell ( despite knowing he really doesn’t care all that much ) before heading to the bathroom to brush your teeth and take a hot shower

୨୧ but he’s hot on your tail, following you into the bathroom and watching you undress from the doorway… when you hop into the shower, he moves from his spot in the doorway, getting undressed and getting in with you

♡ he doesn’t talk much, it’s mainly you asking about what he was up to while you were gone and him answering! only sometimes asking you similar questions about the stunts you did

୨୧ he washes your hair for you, his hands surprisingly gentle, mindful of any tangles

“ tilt your head back more, kulta… that’s it ” ( he acts like getting some water in your eyes would hurt you more than any of the stunts you’ve done before )

♡ small things like this were common between you, a show of love and care <3

୨୧ when bam made haggard, he obviously wanted you to have a character in it and so you did! but it wasn’t just you, oh no…

♡ why would bam miss the opportunity to get an f1 driver in his film? he’d be a fool to not beg you to ask kimi for an appearance in the film as your character’s boyfriend

୨୧ kimi agreed but ONLY for you <3 his appearance was much shorter than yours but bam was happy with it and it would go down in the books as a nice piece of semi obscure f1 lore

♡ people know whenever kimi has brought to with him to a race because the only thing they hear coming from his drivers room is him, bloodhound gang, cky and gnarkill…

୨୧ you actually convert kimi into being a huge fan of these bands, he already liked that type of music anyways but he didn’t listen to those bands before he got with you! you make him so many burned CDs

♡ whenever kimi is with you while you’re filming for jackass and perform a particularly nasty stunt, the cameraman LOVES to pan over to kimi, capturing his face which wears a slight frown and a scrunched nose <3

୨୧ when ryan did the toy car up the ass stunt, he made sure it was an f1 car, just to add some irony to the situation as you were the one giving him advice on how to get it up there ( kimi was NOT impressed with the joke )

♡ something that happens on the regular is f1 journalists calling in on radio bam, hoping to get the latest scoop on the cars and drivers from you… as if you know anything about the cars?

୨୧ of course, you entertain them for a minute or two, feeding them fake stories about how all of the drivers actually despise each other and they’re feuding… you know they won’t mind!

♡ but when you get bored, you quickly dive into a deeply detailed description of yours and kimi’s sex life, giving them only the dirtiest details

୨୧ they always hang up, it’s a guarantee <3 usually kimi is listening in at home or even sitting in the studio with you, just gazing at you with a tiny, sly smirk on his face

♡ you and kimi are both very laidback souls!

୨୧ most of your free days are spent in your shared apartment, laid on the couch together, your legs over his lap whilst you watch a horror movie

♡ oh how you love your iceman…

[millacm]

This week’s music recommendation: One - Tina Dico (Dickow) Tina Dickow is probably the artist I’d say has influenced and means the most to me. I grew up listening to her music and found my own special meaning in almost all her songs, that have taught me a lot. There’s two albums which i could talk about for hours but for now I’ll do with just “one” of her songs (hehe)

It fits the times. “One is all that you need, to keep you on” is so very true for me and probably others. When i feel really bad i just need to speak to one friend and all the weight and sadness will be gone. What can i say that isn’t said in the song. One light in the darkness we’re living in, one reason to keep going and wake up in the morning. It’s simple yet so impactful. one change, one decision, one event, one choice can do so much. ok I’ve written one too many times now the word feels weird but the weight of shoulder feeling is still intact. Let her soft strong voice take away a few of your troubles and listen to those guitars fly you away. I hope you have a good one today, whatever it may be.

[kxokiemonster]

Barty once called Evan "daddy" as a joke. It wasn't anything sexual, just your classic and familiar best friends with way too much tension between them doing their daily bickering and never kissing, only that one of them is a brat.

They were sitting in the library, unfinished homework all around them and a musty sandwich Dorcas had sneaked from the kitchens almost five hours ago resting on top of the Astronomy book.

"Oi, Barty, feet on the floor," Evan scolded.

Barry, with his feet resting on Regulus' "History of Quidditch" on the table put them in the floor with a loud noise just to annoy Evan.

"Sure, Daddy," the brunette teased with a roll of eyes. It sounded less flirty than usual but he was running on low sleep and all the caffeine he could find so, could you blame him? Nonetheless, he put his best smug smile to bring up the act.

Evan knocked his ink bottle, dropping it all over his essay with a soft "oh, fuck" which only made Barty laugh.

"Fuck me," Regulus complained looking up from his book about Quidditch strtegies. "C'mon, Rosier, don't tell me that turned you on"

"Did not," the blond mumbled too focused ln cleaning the mess.

"Your ears are red. You're lying!" Regulus shooked his head with disapproval. "Kinky bastard. Didn't want to know so much about you"

"It doesn't turn me on!" Evan said so loud a few people looked at them with interest. That's the last thing Evan wanted. He lowered his voice to keep the conversation private. "It sounds strange. Don't like it, just took me by surprise. That's all," he assured.

"No daddy then". Barty lift a finger to poke at his bottom lip as he thought. "What then? Kitten? Bitch? You look like my bitch"

"Bold from someone who would beg to be anyone's bitch," Regulus breath with no real interest in the conversation. He just wanted to annoy his best friend.

"Rude," Barty complained. "True, yeah, but rude. No bitch. What are you into then, Rosier?"

"Not into much," he tried, hopping Barty would drop it. He wasn't so lucky.

"Just tell me, la mia rosa," Barty purred.

Oh. That had an effect on him. His spine filled with goosebumps, glad to see Barty hadn't catch him. He was safe, almost...

"Shit," Regulus barked a laugh. "Speak more, Barty! More Italian!"

"Cosa vuoi? Ora vuoi imparare l'italiano? Sei un monello, [What do you want? You want to learn Italian now? You're a brat]" Barty let out all in one breath.

With each word, Evan became a deepee tone of pink until his face became as red as blood.

"He's into Italian," Regulus concluded with a satisfied smile.

"Is that so, la mia rosa? You like when I speak Italian? Quando ti dico quanto sei bella tutta arrossata? Ti bacerei subito se me lo permettessi [trad: when I tell you how good you look? I would kiss you right now if you would let me]"

And Evan wasn't sure if he liked the Italian or he just liked Barty.

[sunnyie-eve]

7 | Christmas Bam

Series: Odds Together

Paring: Ryan Dunn x OFC Margera!

Word Count: 1.5k

Warnings: None

| MASTERLIST |

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"What you doing?" Ryan opens my door to my room as I sat on my bed watching a holiday movie.

"What does it look like Dunn?" I whine never getting time alone.

"Do you want to come help or watch everyone put up Christmas decorations?" He gives me a smile shimming his shoulder.

"Why not. Let me change and I'll meet you outside." I sigh getting out of bed making him leave all happy.

"All these get duct taped to the house." I hear Tim tells the group.

"Duct tape?" I join them carefully standing by Ryan as he holds an axe. "What do you even need that for?" I look at him.

He shrugs his shoulders, "I can't just hold it?" He chuckles so I shake my head no. "Fine, I'll put it away." He does exactly that.

"Nice for you to join us for once." Rabb comes up next to me.

"Ryan asked nicely so here I am."

"Ryan you actually got her to come out here? I'm impressed." Rabb laughs as Ryan walks back so he shoves him back. I move out of the way so he trips back and falls in the containers. "That was fucked up dude." He laughs.

"Let's just decorate." I go towards the truck to help out for awhile till I was done with what I was helping with.

"Look what I found." Rabb shows up with a mistletoe holding it up so I run away. "Anna, come on! One little kiss." I hear him shout while chuckling.

"What it there speedy." Ryan laughs as I run into him inside the house.

"Sorry. Rabb found a mistletoe and wants a little kiss." I look behind me to make sure he wasn't nearby.

"I'll keep you safe for him." He moves me behind him as Rabb comes in. "You want a little kiss? Come here." Ryan puckers his lips making Rabb toss the mistletoe aside.

"I'm good." He goes to where Bam was in the kitchen with our dad.

"You're a lifesaver, Ry." I go pick up the mistletoe so Rabb can't get it later to try again.

"Anytime." He goes to the kitchen as well while I go find my mother.

We both talk about how annoying Bam is but she appreciates how he's decorating for Christmas and she doesn't have to this time. "I'm so glad you're back home." She gives me a big hug. "I really am. I have my baby back."

"I thought your baby was Bam."

"But you're my baby baby." She lets go of me as the guys install the fake ice and she goes to the kitchen.

I see Dunn doing snow angels so I walk over bending down beside him, "You know even on real ice you can't make snow angels. Hints why they're called Snow Angels." I laugh at him as he lays there looking at me.

"You're such a party pooper. You know that right?"

"I know." I smile standing back up so he puts his arms up so I can pull him up. "I'm gonna head to my room before the other people Bam invited over gets here." I turn to head for the stairs but Ryan spins me back to face him.

"Why do you always just go off to be alone?"

"I like to be alone." I laugh. "It's pretty simple and obvious. I'm just not one of gatherings. I helped decorate like you asked me... I'm done down so I'm clocking out."

"Fine, if you wanna we that way."

"I do. Bye bye." I pat his cheek leaving to go to my room.

"You're missing out on all the fun." Ryan opens my door.

"I'm gonna need to get a lock because of you. You know, Dunn, you come into my room to bug me more than my brother does."

"I just also wanted to add we're about to cover the house in snow." He gives me a look maki g me jump out of bed and rush past him to go outside.

While Bam and Ryan go to hold the hose to spread the ice, Rabb, Dico, and I play in the snow. Ryan hold the hose to spay all the snow in me so I start to throw snow balls at him and the guys join me.

"Your aim is good." Ryan joins me as I stand off to the side taking a break. "Hit me in the dick twice." He says making me laugh.

"That's good because I couldn't see shot while you blasted snow at me." I laugh before Ryan leaves me to help Rake with ammo.

I rejoin the snowball fight and even mom ends up joining making her Bam's target. Suddenly I get hit in the ass with one causing me to turn around and see Ryan smiling. I stare at him before chasing him around and we do this back and forth playing around. While running around Ryan trips on something doing down so I go attack him.

"Timeout." He whines.

"No timeouts you baby." I stop anyways then get knocked down as he trips me. "You're an ass." I lay next to him before getting up with him.

"Draw?" He puts his hand out.

"Fine." We shake on it.

Seeing the pay off was good but when they brought out the big sky lights was too much. "I don't think this is legal." I tell Ryan.

"He can pay for the ticket." Ryan says back as we look at the lights.

"Privilege." I shake my head.

"I had fun today and I'm glad you had fun too." Ryan says as we walk back towards the house.

"Who said I had fun? I could have been acting for the cameras."

"I know you weren't though because you haven't in the past so why would you suddenly now." He says as we get inside while everyone was outside.

"You know me so well Dunn." I spin around on the fake ice floor fast.

"Why was the mistletoe in you jacket pocket?" Ryan picks it up after it fell out.

"Didn't want Rabb getting it again."

"Well I have it now." He holds it up chuckling walking towards me then stops in front of me.

"Okay and?" I raise an eyebrow.

"Where's my little kiss?" He asks so I kiss him on the cheek.

"That's all your getting from me buddy. The other Margera twin will kiss you in the lips." I smile heading towards my room done for the night.

It was pretty late and everyone was as still outside having fun while laid in my dark room but I got bored so I put some sweats on and a jacket heading downstairs. I see the crew filming three ice fishing making me shake my head watching them.

"You hungry? I know I'm hungry. I may be speaking for myself here but this is getting here god damn ridiculous." Ryan tells Vito making me silently laugh and more as he starts to whistle to the ice. "Vito bite! Vito bite. Bite Vito. Come on! Just bite that line!" He holds the fishing pole out at him.

"You might need a better pole to reel Vito in that little thing isn't going to do shit." I speak up.

"She's right." Vito gets up leaving the room so Ryan stops and comes over to me.

"I thought you went to bed?"

"I got bored." I shiver as a gust of wind hits me as the door was open so Ryan puts his hat on my head.

"The hat isn't going to do much but thank you. You catch any fish?" I look over at the fake ice hole.

"Not yet. Vito was scaring them away." He goes to sit back on his bunk alone. He ends up motioning for me to come over so I take Vito's old seat. "A beer?" Ryan holds one out to me so I take it.

"So what's your trick to catch your fish?" I play along with him even though it was just the two of us in the room.

"Sing and they will come." He says making me laugh.

"You don't scare them away with your singing? I'm surprise."

"Watch this." He starts to try to do opera then acts like he catch a fish. "Oh, it's a big one." He starts to reel it in acting like he caught a big fish. "Look at this bad boy." He holds up his fish.

"You proved me working Fisherman Dunn. That's a huge boy." I laugh with him drinking my beer. "All jokes aside thank you." I tell him.

"For what?"

"Always trying to get me to take part in things to have fun. Like said earlier, I had fun today. Since being back home you've made so things fun and enjoyable for me. Even when it doesn't seem like it." I tell him truthfully.

"I glad to do so. You're welcomed. I'm happy your back. I missed you a lot and I never told anyone that."

I scoot closer to him and give him a hug, "I missed you you."