#Dennis the diesel

[unpopularvivian]

*The diesel works Playing DND*

Diesel 10: I said, SLAY the dragon not LAY the dragon, you are the worst bard I have ever met!

Dennis: Shut up you look like someone who drops common loot!

Diesel 10: *Takes 1d4 Vicious mockery damage* ....I am the garsh done evil king you take that back!

Dennis: I'll take it back and give it to your mother!

Diesel 10: Don't bring my mother into this!

Dennis: She looks like someone who only drops bones!

Diesel 19: *Physically recoils taking 1d4 vicious mockery damage* AH- son of a bitch!

Den: U-U-Uhhh. S-Should w-we s-stop t-this g-game?...

Daisy: Oh yeah. We probably should. I mean, nobody wants to see an ugly fight between a ghost and an illegal diesel with a claw.

Diesel 10: DAISY IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I WILL KILL YOU AND THEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!!!

Dennis: I bet that she could sent you crying after 5 seconds!

Diesel 10: *Takes damage in real life* FUCKING BITCH-

[friendly-emerald-emily]

found this meme format and my ttte-wired brain wouldnt shut up until i did something for it so. have this.

note that some of these are based on Vibes™️ and what i perceive of some of these silly lil guys lol

[datcloudboi]

List of Films Turning 20 Years Old in 2024

The Alamo (the one with Dennis Quaid)

Alexander ((the Alexander the Great biopic directed by Oliver Stone and starring Colin Farrell)

Alien vs. Predator

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

The Aviator (the Howard Hughes biopic directed by Martin Scorsese and starring Leo DiCaprio)

Barbershop 2: Back in Business

Before Sunset

Blade: Trinity

The Bourne Supremacy

The Butterfly Effect

Catwoman

Cellular (an action-thriller starring Kim Basinger and Chris Evans)

The Chronicles of Riddick

Closer

Collateral

Dawn of the Dead (the remake directed by Zack Snyder and written by James Gunn)

The Day After Tomorrow

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

Downfall

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Fahrenheit 9/11 (the Michael Moore documentary about how the Bush administration handled the aftermath of September 11, as well as their handling of the Invasion of Iraq)

50 First Dates

Finding Neverland (a biopic about J. M. Barrie, the guy who wrote “Peter Pan”. Barrie was played by Johnny Depp)

Friday Night Lights

Garden State

Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Hellboy

Hidalgo

Home on the Range (one of Disney's most often forgotten animated movies)

House of Flying Daggers

Howl's Moving Castle

I Heart Huckabees

I, Robot

The Incredibles

Kill Bill Volume 2

King Arthur (the one with Clive Owen)

The Ladykillers (the remake of the 1955 movie of the same name directed by the Coen Brothers)

Layer Cake (the first movie directed by Matthew Vaughn, who would go on to direct “Kick-Ass” and “Kingsman”)

The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou

The Lion King 1 1/2

The Machinist (the movie where Christian Bale lost like 60 pounds)

The Manchurian Candidate (the remake of the movie of the same name starring Denzel Washington)

Mean Girls

Million Dollar Baby

Miracle

Napoleon Dynamite

National Treasure

The Notebook

Ocean's Twelve

The Passion of the Christ

The Phantom of the Opera

The Place Promised in Our Early Days (the first film directed by Makoto Shinkai)

The Polar Express

Primer ((the time travel movie where you sit in a box for 12 hours and be back in time 12 hours. I think.)

The Punisher (the Thomas Jane one)

Ray (the Ray Charles biopic)

Resident Evil: Apocalypse

Saw (the 1st one)

Scooby-Doo 2: Monster Unleashed

Seed of Chucky

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

Shaun of the Dead

Shrek 2

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

Spanglish

Spider-Man 2

The Spongebob Squarepants Movie

Team America: World Police

The Terminal

13 Going on 30

Troy

Van Helsing

The Village

[buckaroo627]

Ryan Guzman Instagram Story: happy birthday declan

[camyfilms]

SAVING PRIVATE RYAN 1998

You can tell her that when you found me, I was with the only brothers I had left. And that there was no way I was deserting them. I think she'd understand that.

[howardduck1490]

TTG Dennis tells his train to not misbehave

Dennis hates rolling stock being stupid idiots.

[number1spongebobfan]

Dennis and Norman are twins :3

Dennis and Norman are bulleid diesels.

Dennis and Norman both have ties.

[agustinserrano62]

If Dennis was in "Fiery Flynn" (2011)

[mandoreviews]

This movie breaks me every time I watch it. Wade’s story, especially, is heart wrenching. This really is a masterpiece, and the attention to detail by Spielberg and Hanks is incredible. This is a movie everyone should watch at least once, if only to gain some perspective.

📽 Saving Private Ryan (1998)

If you like heart wrenching war movies, then this is the movie for you. Saving Private Ryan is a sobering film about the horrors of war. Spoiler alert: they save Private Ryan. But they lose almost everyone to do it. Don’t expect a happy ending, instead expect mixed feelings of sadness and joy.

Sex/nudity: 2/10

Violence: 9/10

Language: 10/10

Overall rating: 9/10

[unpopularvivian]

*Third dnd night at the diesel works*

D10: When I said to make some deals with the devil that didn't include SEALING IT WITH A KISS YOU DUMB BARD!

Dennis: Shut up any loot you have will put me into debt if I sell it!

D10: *Takes 1d4 vicious mockery damage* AH- *Brain calculations* Wait that one doesnt make any sense. For you to go into debt for selling my stuff... that means you would have to pay someone... To- OH WAI- *takes 1d4 realization damage*

Dart: Why are we even doing this?....

Arry: Ah, you're just a pussy. It's fun to see them argue.

Bert: Yeah, ah agree. Fifty bucks on Dennis to tell Ten that he gets no bitches.

[thebunnylord]

List of names dowager Hatt Called the Engines

Thomas: Theodore, Timmy, thibault, Tabitha, Tyler, Tyus, tucker, Thaddeus, Tobias, Tony, Tommy.

Edward: Edwin, Erwin, Ezekiel, Ethan, Egbert, Everett, Emmett, Eric, Elliot, that train that once pushed that other train up a hill.

Gordon: Gregory, Geoffrey, George, Grayson, Godfrey, Gustav, Giuseppe, Graig, big train. Flying Scott’s brother cousin or something.

Henry: Harry, Hudson, Hitler, Hunter, green fat engine, hector, Hendricks, Hayden, Hyde, Hans, Hansel, Holmes.

James: Jon, Joe, Amos, Alma, Jesus, Jacob, bee sting train, Jerry, Judas. Jeff.

Percy: Paul, pasta, pea, Pedro, Perry, Pete, Pablo, diablo.

Toby: Troy, tony, Tobias, Tyler, Otis

Duck: Montgomery, Mona, Monty, Mussolini, bird train, Duke, Drake, (refused to call Duck as Duck because she thought it was too degrading)

Donald: Douglas

Douglas: Donald

Oliver: …. Which one are you again? Who are you again? Ozzy, Oscar, Otto, Octavius. Olivia,

Emily: Eleanore, Esmeralda, Esme, Erica, Emma, Evangelina, emerald, Ellen, Eva, Eve,

Diesel: Doris, Dennis, Daniel, Dan, David, you, who named you? The Deisel with no name.

Bill: Prince Buddy bear Xxavier Dijonny Nevah cash cash III (Bill told Dowager Hatt that was his full name when they met)

Ben: Sir Jermastesty Brexicalishrika Llallañalamopolisistyck Billy Bob Robert jones brother son XXVIII (also told Dowager hatt that was his name.)

[axel-the-goat-guy-and-gal]

With the seven chaos emeralds we can break the barrier that has trapped monster kind underground so we can go super saiyan and with our powers combined we can make sugar spice and everything nice which are the key ingredients for restoring voltrons power to defeat ganon and seal the power of the one ring into the depths of mount doom to unleash the power of the elder scrolls which defeats the king koopa and saves the princess in another castle which the only way we can get there is the power of friendship and spock the rock doc oc and hulk hogan used the power of the infinity stones to go back and time and stop myself from building the warp drive which tears a hole into adventure time come on grab your runes to defeat ornstein and slay the princess while in a time loop with Siffrin and Bill Murray to get slimed as the master chief and arbiter need to destroy a halo ring to save gotham from darth vaders death star and theres something strange about gravity falls with the facehuggers that need your boots your clothes and your motorcycles to win the race versus vin diesel as megamind steals the ion cubes to power up the precursor base which leads to new vegas with spurs that dont speak german neither theyre lookin for money in order to buy some fresh chicago styled pipis in the outback dennys steakhouse at 3 am herobrine in the closet not clickbait and make to sure to like and subscribe for more awesomesauce wicked zick tutorials

[mean-scarlet-deceiver]

help?????? who let Diesel into the print shop? 😂

He's the closest thing Thomas and Friends has to a rebel

— from the James bio. why am i laughing so hard

Toby is a steam tram, whose over-riding feature is square-ness

Gosh, TVS really could not get over the notion that "square" is a personality trait. Like sure guys, maybe in 1959 it was??

He has a driver, but this is rarely acknowledged.

— from the Bertie bio. I now need fic where Thomas suddenly notices "say Bertie, how did you roll up and stop here without a driver?" and Bertie's like "why would I need a driver?" It then comes out that he's been driverless since like 1991 and the engines never noticed.

If you need an accident at the docks for a storyline, Cranky is your crane. He’s not so much reckless as depressed, but he does drop things, which to the audience is exciting and fun because it’s slightly naughty. He’s one of the only truly dour characters, which is funny in the context of Thomas’ work-hard can-do positive attitude.

These writers' notes for Cranky are *chef's kiss*.

from Den's page:

While he isn’t devious, he is still a diesel.

Okay...? Not sure what we're trying to say here. 🤨🤨

the Bill and Ben entry mentions BoCo twice (in the present progressive tense, no less!) like, wtf. we're pretending he's not dead, are we?

their reference image for Connor is extremely unflattering, he looks dozy rather than fast

Duck is a kind engine, always eager to work. He does enjoy a practical joke, but this should form of a major / frequent part of his character.

That's probably a typo (the logical word coming after that but ought to be shouldn't), but I'm gonna pretend not to understand that. Japes and pranks are a major part of Duck's character!! Glad the TVS Bible agrees!!!

He dislikes Diesel, more then most, and this should be remembered if Duck and Diesel should ever meet.

👀

We were robbed.

So a 2013 character bible just leaked on Twitter(unsure if it’s made it’s way here yet?) and a ton of characters have additional info in it. Most notably is that Norman and Paxton were sent to Sodor together, and Sidney just.. wandered onto the Steamship delievering them and never left.

[esperfruit]

Another batch of Gijinkas ^^

Truro "City of Truro" West

Age: 49

Height: 188cm

Head of the famous West family and owner of the steam engine City of Truro, which he purchased due to being a rich railway entusiast and their aligning names. Truro became a nationwide icon for everything Great Western and is basically worshipped by everyone of that background such as Duck. Despite being in a very influential position, he is quite modest and laid-back, being completely unbothered when having conversations with the "common people". The Wests have a years long rivalry with the Gresleys and so everyone expected that Truro would be mortal enemies with the current head of the Gresleys, Scott but unbeknownst to everyone, the two became secret lovers.

Dennis Bulleid

Age: 21

Height: 193 cm

Norman's older fraternal twin brother and the former biggest slacker you will ever meet. Dennis never took anything serious and always only did the bare minimum, avoiding all extra form of work where he could. His lazy attitude shined a bad light on the public for the Bulleids and after an incident he caused, he and Norman were disowned by their parents. Norman, in a rage, cut ties with Dennis and left him all by his own. It served as a wake up call for Dennis and is currently working to find a path for himself and a way to make up with his family, especially Norman, who he dragged down with him.

Marion Huber

Age: 26

Height: 167 cm

A happy-go-lucky construction worker, operating a steam shovel. She is always eager to get to work and do a good job, going into them with a playful approach. She has a lot of good luck regarding findings like dinosaur bones. Marion gets easily distracted or can be quite oblivious to thinks going on around her like not realizing that Oliver Armstrong the engine driver and Oliver from the Pack were two different people or taking Bert, Rex and Mike's methaphors literal.

Sutton "Splatter" Derby and Doug "Dodge" Derby

Age: 50

Height: 183 cm

Diesel 10's personal henchmen, working for him ever since he took on his position as mafia boss. They follow all of his orders but tend to question a lot of deciasions but would not go further do to their fear of D10. They prefer to complain and gossip behind everbody's back like over the fact being called "Splodge" by their boss and are quite cowadly, yet they can still be very cruel and no atrocity goes too far for them. Unlike Arry and Bert, these two have no attachment to Diesel and actually look forward to punishing him for turning on them.

Glynn Wrightson

Age: 68 (at disappearence)

Height: 170 cm

An engineer that lived a long time ago. He helped constructing the so called coffeepot engines and assisted in the foundation of british railway. One day he disappeared without a trace in a very similar way to Hiro and was found on present day Sodor by Marion. The kind elderly man now lives on the island, working for Ulfstead Castle while he is still trying how to navigate through the modern days

Stephen Hawthorns

Age: 72 (67 at disappearence)

Height: 179 cm

Just like Hiro, Glynn, Skarloey, Rheneas and Duke, he lived a long time ago, right at the invention of steam engines to be exact, and went missing after making a name for himself. He reappeared as a pseiuo-spirit like Hiro and the others and was found by the Earl of Sodor, Sir Robert Norramby. Due to Stephen's mysterious circumstances, his true identity as a figure in British history is being kept a secret. Stephen and the Earl became good friends and decided to travel the worls together and when returning to Sodor to restore Ulfstead Castle with him as the tour guide, operating The Rocket. He found King Godred's missing crown after being trapped in an abandoned mine.

He is a jolly old man with a positive attitude and a good sense of humor. And despite not really understanding his situation, me makes the best out of it in Ulfstead with his friends the Earl, Glynn and Millie.

Millie Deceuville

Age: 34

Height: 175 cm

Millie is the personal assistant of the Earl of Sodor, who now works at Ulfstead Castle with two mysterious seniors Stephen and Glynn. She is also responsible for the two newbies Connor and Caitlin, being a guardian for the siblings. Millie never judges anyone over their appearance and quickly lectures those who do, defending the ones being judged. She bonded with Toby, who worked at Ulfstead for a few days, where he and Millie stopped buglars from stealing treasures.

[weirdowithaquill]

Traintober 2024: Day 7 - Sleepy

Dennis' Napping Spots:

Dennis has a number of nap spots around the Big Station, which he has rated from 1 to 10 – here is a few of them (though you mustn’t tell the Fat Controller or the other engines, or else they’ll find poor Dennis and make him work!)

The Big Station: 1/10. Absolutely not the place to sleep. For starters, the Big Station is always busy and noisy – there is no way to get any sleep when there’s so much noise running through Dennis’ radiators! Worse yet, being at the Big Station means Dennis is visible. And when he’s visible, he can be found and made to work. Dennis absolutely does not sleep here unless he’s desperate.

The Dockside: 1/10. Just as bad if not worse than the Big Station, because Dennis is always having his naps interrupted by Salty – who isn’t so interested in making Dennis work as he is keeping Dennis up with his sea shanties and tall tales. Worse yet, Dennis is not only still visible, but he’s getting sprayed with salty air. It is the one place Dennis never sleeps.

The Freight Sidings: 2/10. The trucks love to give Dennis away if Sir Topham Hatt is looking for him – they use it as an opportunity to butter up the Controller before they pull their next horrible stunt. Worse yet, it’s noisy and engines are always around and wanting Dennis to work. It is however, better than the Big Station or the Dockside because there is some cover behind the trucks.

Behind the Big Station: 3/10. There is a small siding behind the Big Station which is accessible via the Little Western only. It has a brilliant patch of sun for a snooze – but it’s also where Duck, Donald or Douglas can find Dennis the easiest. And those three are the most likely to drag Dennis back to work – once Douglas physically did so! So it ranks low on the list for that reason.

The Big Sheds: 4/10. At night, these sheds are good. They’re a little noisy thanks to the snoring, but it’s alright. However it is also always busy and every engine passing through Tidmouth will always check here first to try and find Dennis. It is covered though, so the elements can’t disturb Dennis… but then again, one time Dennis attempted to hide in the sheds for a nap and got awoken by a livid Gordon glaring down at him.

The Carriage Sidings: 4/10. There is a lot of great cover here to hide behind, and coaches are much quieter than trucks. They don’t find much interest in ratting Dennis out to the yard foreman or Sir Topham Hatt – however the coaches are almost always being brought in and out of the yards and almost every engine passes through, so Dennis is easily found and dragged off to work.

The Dockside Goods Shed: 6/10. Now this is a spot Dennis frequents. It’s in the docks complex, but inside a lesser-used goods shed. It would rank higher were it not for the fact that Salty does still sometimes use it – and well, if he find Dennis then the lazy diesel is not getting any more sleep. Moreover, once Dennis got locked in by Salty, who pushed a line of trucks in and blocked Dennies in place!

The Carriage Sheds: 8/10. This is one of Dennis’ favourite spots – it’s sheltered, quiet, hidden and near the back of the yards. The sheds are also only really used when the coaches are put away for the night and for storing the vintage stock, so there’s very little in the way of movement back here. However, Dennis is often interrupted in his napping by one very preachy coach named Samantha.

Behind the Old Fuel Pump: 10/10. If there’s a golden spot for Dennis to sneak away and nap in, it’s here. Before the diesel pump was moved inside the Big Sheds, it used to be a separate building with a track behind it for fuel deliveries. The building still stands, and the siding is completely hidden from view. No one looks there either, cause very few engines ever dropped fuel off there! But Dennis uses it sparingly so no one discovers his favourite spot and ruins it.

Napping is very important, after all!

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