#oh my god why did i do this
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axel-the-goat-guy-and-gal · 17 days ago
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With the seven chaos emeralds we can break the barrier that has trapped monster kind underground so we can go super saiyan and with our powers combined we can make sugar spice and everything nice which are the key ingredients for restoring voltrons power to defeat ganon and seal the power of the one ring into the depths of mount doom to unleash the power of the elder scrolls which defeats the king koopa and saves the princess in another castle which the only way we can get there is the power of friendship and spock the rock doc oc and hulk hogan used the power of the infinity stones to go back and time and stop myself from building the warp drive which tears a hole into adventure time come on grab your runes to defeat ornstein and slay the princess while in a time loop with Siffrin and Bill Murray to get slimed as the master chief and arbiter need to destroy a halo ring to save gotham from darth vaders death star and theres something strange about gravity falls with the facehuggers that need your boots your clothes and your motorcycles to win the race versus vin diesel as megamind steals the ion cubes to power up the precursor base which leads to new vegas with spurs that dont speak german neither theyre lookin for money in order to buy some fresh chicago styled pipis in the outback dennys steakhouse at 3 am herobrine in the closet not clickbait and make to sure to like and subscribe for more awesomesauce wicked zick tutorials
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muldermuse · 9 months ago
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i can’t wait for gator to leave glenda 😔😔😔😔im forlorn for these idiots who need to just run away and be in love in another state like washington or vermont or tennessee or arizona or Delaware IDC WHERE BUT I NEED THEM TO GO😭😭😭
ok but imagine gator waking you up (bc he has a key to your house) and his nose is busted like Roy has finally kicked him out bc he realised that he’s never going propose to Glenda
he’s pressing kisses to your sleeping face, trying to coax you awake “baby please, we gotta go”. you’re so sleepy you can’t even focus on what he’s saying but he’s pulling you out of bed and packing a bag of what he thinks is important to you
you wake up a lil more as you focus in on Gators heavy breathing, you hold his hand and he tries so hard not to breakdown in tears
“gimme 5 minutes okay?” hes nodding and sniffling, “I just gotta grab some more stuff and then we’ll go baby- anywhere you gotta go okay? Just me and you”
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pineconepaw · 1 year ago
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He changed the course of 1000 lives
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fincherly · 3 months ago
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my gf was looking through wesker's wiki page (as you do) and sent me this
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and i lost my shit bc it just seems like they're looking at him like girls look at a weird bug
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months ago
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Why are you running?
[First] Prev <–-> Next
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grey-viridian · 2 months ago
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DTIYS for @tizeline
Congrats on 10k!!! (love your artstyle btw sooo soft and beautiful i wanna look at your art all day!)
The original outfit was perfect but I still felt like something was missing...
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just-null · 3 months ago
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HELLO HANTENGU NATION (5 people)
I'VE MADE AN [unofficial] HEIGHT CHART FOR MYSELF
Hantengu: 5"5 (166cm) Sekido: 5"9 (175cm) Karaku: 5"9 (175cm) Urogi: 5"9 (175cm) Aizetsu: 5"9 (174cm) Zohakuten: 5"3 (160cm) Urami: 8"5 (257cm)
[little aftermath under the cut]
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they're so annoying. peace is nonexistent... they're the best ever.
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cuntela · 4 months ago
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blow my heart up
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lazylittledragon · 4 months ago
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ok i swear i'm not going to talk about my breakup forever but the thing that just keeps bothering me:
i know that not getting what you need in a relationship is a COMPLETELY valid reason to end it but also. i feel like having a very vulnerable moment where i opened up about my struggles with intimacy and being relieved that i didn't have to keep doing things i wasn't comfortable with, then being dumped a YEAR later because of my lack of intimacy. is something i should be allowed to be very hurt by???
#ramble#sorry i'm currently in a phase of 'of course this happened' and 'oh i deserve this because i didn't give him what he wanted'#like he knew i was grey ace since the start. and he let it go on for SO long after i said i might be vaguely aro as well#if that's a dealbreaker for you bc of your love language then FINE but NIP IT IN THE BUD#he said he put it off because he didn't want to hurt my feelings but it only hurt me MORE#like you're an adult. grow the fuck up and communicate like one#holding your negative feelings in hoping somebody notices you're hiding them is what TEENAGERS do#and also i told him VERBATIM: i didn't think anyone would ever love me because i'm not comfortable with xyz. and he just confirmed that#idk i still feel like i'm being selfish because how could i expect someone to be in a relationship with me when i can't give them anything#also tmi but it's not like we did NOTHING. we still held hands/cuddled/were close. he just didn't have his tongue down my throat anymore#so obviously i'm assuming by 'missing affection' he just meant sex and as an ace person that just fucking sucks#also oh my god i HATED how much he would imply we were going to have sex. i would have to keep SAYING 'i don't like doing this'#he always spoke like it was inevitably going to happen and it didn't click how GROSS i felt about it until recently#also ALSO not to go there but i never told him WHY i struggle with it (it's sensory issues)#and like. what if something had happened to me that made it hard for me and i just wasn't ready to tell him. and then he did this#again sorry to overshare this is still just a lot for me and i have no idea if i'm being unreasonable#if you're ace and in a relationship please let me know bc i'm starting to think it'll end this way every single time
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hinamie · 7 months ago
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i have so much band!au content in the pipeline my brain is Rotting but enjoy these two for now
jjk band!au
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heartorbit · 8 months ago
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revstar emu save me
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naggascradle · 2 months ago
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katabay · 1 year ago
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Robin Hood and Little John walkin' through the forest--
alright! so! early robin hood ballads and narratives don't have an origin story for little john, but a later ballad (robin hood and little john) does. they fight on a bridge in it, but I like looking at illustrations, so I've swapped out the bridge for that tree peaking out of the panel in the first panel bc I enjoy louis rhead's illustrations a lot.
this is some kind of introduction scene after they fight and climb out of the river!
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Robin Hood & Little John (edited by Stephen Knight & Thomas Ohlgren)
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Headcanon that for a few months, or maybe even years after the portal incident, Stanley would have to go sit in his car to cool off when he felt big emotions like panic or anger or sadness because for 10 years his car was his safe space and home
Headcanon that a few days a week at the very beginning he still slept in his car no matter how buried in snow it was, just because he wasn't used to sleeping in a bed in a house and part of him believed he didn't deserve that comfort
Are you guys hearing me?
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doomedclockworkdotmp3 · 1 month ago
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heeyyy gaaanggg
the pose and the background of the album version (left) are based on oingo boingos only a lad album art. not cause i think he has anything to do with it but just cause ive been wantin to draw that pose for like. weeks and i didnt know who to put there. so why not my latest bug man.
#my art#digital art#digital painting#fanart#resident evil 7#ethan winters#goddd PLEAAASEEEE#i havent known if i was gonna post this or not multiple times in the process of drawin this. but ultimately i spent too much time on it to#NOT post it. embarrassment be damned#but at the same time what am i even doin yknow. what is this what is goin on pleaaseee PLEASEEEEE#I DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT RESIDENT EVIL!!! I DONT KNOW N O T H I NG I KNOW LESS THAN NOTHING#HOW?? HOW DID I GET HERE??? WHY DID THIS HAPPEN???? i know exactly the answer to all those questions but it still boggles me how fast this#happened. usually it takes WEEKS if not MONTHS for me to start makin fanart. this was faaasttttt TOO FAST and im like. genuinely constantly#thinkin about this game. im ALWAYS thinkin about this game. part of why this took me so long to do is cause i always wanna play re7 or thin#about re7 in a strange and deranged way. ive actually genuinely been SICK WHAT HAPPENEDDDDDD#im losing it!! anyways this took me a looonggg ass time and i redrew it soo many timmmessss#i did like. 3 lineart passes. the album version i did 3 shading passes. i really struggled!! and ultimately i dont know how i feel about it#like i kinda resent it. for takin so long and makin me suffer so much#never again. never again will i spend that much time on a drawing. i HATE when drawins take a long time. i HATE that. it makes me madddd#ive been insane. ive been so insane. and im not gettin better like i cant sleep sometimes cause im thinkin about this game and this guy and#that gal like i think about them!! so! so much!! oh my god!!#in the time it took me to finish this ive done like 10 sketches for other pieces like. and ive had like 3 ideas ive written down.#and like 50 that i havent written or sketched.#IVE WRITTEN POETRY!! P O E T R Y !!!#i write the occasional poem when im feelin some kinda profound emotion but i NEVER write poetry about media SOBBING#anyways thats the post i think this is the beginnin of the end so lets hold hands and pray. ugh sorry if i get sick. im shakin.
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cursedcola · 1 month ago
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Once Skully J. Graves comes to EN servers and I get to play that event it’s all over. All over for my wallet. All over for my sanity. All over for any Night Raven patriotism in my body.
He will be all I write about for at least a month. Leona I hope your aura is strong to hold out because you’re about to lose a second throne in this life and that’s kinda embarrassing -
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