#Defense Class
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@leffee
POV: BLU Scout tried to take the intelligence
And The Defense class because I think they’re such a fun class
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does anyone know how to stop the body from keeping score? i have shit to do
#i have shit to do but i'm so bad at both going to sleep and staying asleep that it's been fucking up my life for years at this point#yes this about accidentally sleeping through class this morning but in my defense i had an atomic tummy moment at like 6 am :( which is#kind of my point? an reason for missing sleep shouldn't stop me from participating in my own life and i'm tired of rationing my waking hours#if sleep was optional i would be unstoppable essentially but alas. alack even. specifically a lack of sleep.#girl all the saints have it out for me today for skipping church on a holy day of obligation i guess. well fuck those guys.#a post
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The Severus Snape of the magical world—the bat-like man dressed in black robes who forced himself to perfect a London accent, nearly giving Lucius Malfoy premature baldness from the stress of polishing it. The man who’s a genius, an intellectual, a master of Potions, a professor at one of the best magical schools in the world. Feared by many, respected by others. Indifferent to no one.
And then there’s the Severus Snape of the Muggle world. The one who spends his summers at Spinner’s End. The one who hasn’t bothered to buy new Muggle clothes in fifteen years and wears the same worn trousers, the frayed black jumper, and the faded grey shirt that oddly fits looser every time because he’s getting thinner. The one who only leaves the house for a pint to forget that his life is miserable, and who speaks like the foulest-mouthed miner from the North—because you can take the boy out of the neighborhood, but never the neighborhood out of the boy. And there, he isn’t a professor, or a genius, or a spy; he’s just the guy who knows as many swear words as he’s written potion recipes.
#working class boy Severus the best Severus#always with a huge northern accent please thanks#severus snape#pro severus snape#pro snape#severus snape headcanons#severus snape imagine#snapedom#severus snape fandom#severus snape defense
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Distant family
Danny didn't quite know how to feel when his mother asked him if he wanted to go visit his aunt for a few days. He assumed it was his Aunt Alicia but apparently not, which didn't leave him with much of a choice as to who it might be. He wondered if it was safe to leave Amity for so long.
Later, his mother rectified herself by saying she was more of a distant aunt of sorts, which didn't help the halfa's confusion in the least but he ended up agreeing to it. Mainly because Jazz asked him to take a vacation.
That's how he found out his aunt was Wonder Woman, because sure, why not, Aunt Diana seemed to be just as curious about his existence but didn't tie him up in her shiny golden bow so Danny considered it a win.
Apparently his grandmother was an Amazon that left Themyscira after falling in love. His mom had met Diana when she was separated from her homeland as a sort of united group of exiled Amazons.
Danny wondered what that meant for Jazz's future, at least he had a story to tell Pandora, she would be proud of his origins...probably.
#dpxdc#Amazon Maddie#she didn't grow up there but clearly has better strength and reflexes#her mother trained her as if she lived in her homeland#and gave her some extra self defense classes#Maddie was interested in her origins for approximately 4 minutes#she discarded them because ghosts were more interesting#although she is not ashamed of where she comes from#dp x dc#dc x dp#this can guide to Diana as Danny's mentor#if the halfa is able to tell her the truth#that won't happen for a while#but Diana has a lasso of truth and suspicion as her advantage#Pandora is definitely interested#Danny expected this from his father's side more than his mother's.#he wonders why he is surprised at this point
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❝I know you're going to change, but why are you bringing me along?❞
CHANYA AMARIT as VIVI and AYA ORAPAN as KAIMOOK episode 7 of LOVE SEA
#chanya amarit#aya orapan#love sea#love sea the series#vimook#vivi x mook#thai bl#loveseaedit#asianlgbtqdramas#wlw#in mook's defense when i was in my like second year of college we had a class reunion and there was a poll#a very pretty girl from one of my classes approached me in the bathroom and asked me to help her with her clothes#... i thankfully managed to not be useless but when i tell you i was short circuiting#bibi gifs
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recent harrow from class
#the locked tomb#harrow the ninth#harrowhark nonagesimus#traditonal art#look at our information science students dawg....our libraries will NOT have a future#in my defense we had four continuous classes until 8pm and i would've died without drawing during them
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"We are calling for court support on September 19 at 8:30am, in Fort Worth, Texas, in order to support drag defenders fighting a civil suit from fascist group New Columbia Movement. The courthouse is located at 100 N. Calhoun Street, Fort Worth, TX, and the hearing will be in the 4th floor courtroom for the 48th District Court
Once the courtroom fills up, we are also inviting people to stand outside the courthouse with signs and banners showing their support.
More details to come soon, but the tl;dr is that everyone should cover identifying markings as a standard anti-doxxing precaution, and should remember that the goal of this particular action is not disruption, we are here to stand in solidarity with drag defenders facing legal persecution and show them they're not alone"
@antifainternational @anarchistmemecollective @radicalgraff @kropotkindersurprise
#fort worth#texas#usa#america#drag queen#defense#september 19#2023#activism#humanrights#signal boost#signal b00st#signal boooooost#class war#classwar#lgbtqia#lgbtqia+#lgbtqia+ solidarity#drag queens#antifascist#antifaschistische aktion#antifascismo#antifaschismus#anarchy#anarchism#anarchist#anarchocommunism#anarchopunk#anarchofeminism#anarcho syndicalism
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‘Self love is gay’ type beat mfs
#tf2#art#tf2 heavy#tf2 engineer#tf2 demoman#team fortress 2#team fortress fanart#tf2 fanart#Quotidianish#they’re my favourite class… best boys#defense dumpling
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Teenage Shouto talking about his older brother that's "very emotional" and "is a big cry baby". Everyone in Class 1-A, especially those who have met Fuyumi, imagines Touya as this adorable angel who could do no wrong.
Cut to two weeks later and a black haired, piercing filled man with the most shit eating of smirks is seen at the entrance of the school, about to pick up Shouto. He almost got Bakugou to blow up one of the walls and definitely got the number of visiting pro hero Hawks while he was waiting for Shouto's class to end.
Class 1-A is very, very confused. This is the crybaby older brother Shouto was talking about?? Bitch where???
#lmao i luv canon divergence aus#touya would definitely be the annoying brother you can't help but still love#hawks was drooling for 15 mins for the white haired pretty boy leaning against the gates of the school#before he got the courage to ask for his number#in his defense all the shiny was very very distracting#todoroki touya#dabi#todoroki shouto#todoroki siblings#todofam#bakugou katsuki#pro hero hawks#takami keigo#dabihawks#dabi x hawks#touya x keigo#bnha#mha#imagines#class 1a
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Trucy in some of my recent outfits (part 4)
#doctorsiren#ace attorney#trucy wright#ace attorney fanart#digital art#my art#procreate#yes that third one is Grian#all of these but the first one were in that post of outfits I’ve worn#the first one of the outfit im wearing today :D#first time my knees have been out since the fall /silly /hj#on the second one she’s wearing a prosecutor’s badge and a defense badge#also yes I do wear little cosplay wings to my classes sometimes
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absolutely love twogami and makis drs interaction cause it's set right after twogami comes out as the ultimate impostor so at one point maki gets really defensive about still keeping her real talent a secret and it's great
#its so funny shes like ''oh so you don't think you can be true friends if you're keeping secrets??''#and twogamis like ''? no?''#''i like pancakes'' - twogami ''so you hate waffles?!'' - maki#but i love how it shows how much maki actually cares for the rest of her class (outside of saihara and kaito‚ who know her real talent)#cause she gets defensive and upset about the idea that you can't be a Real Friend if you're keeping a secret like that from someone#byakuya twogami#ultimate impostor#maki harukawa#<- hmm how can i make Every Topic That Crosses My Mind about her - deranged individual
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*set when Tim stopped being Robin*
Goon: *breaks into the Drake House*
Jack:
Tim: *looks at Jack*
Jack: no
Tim: please🥺
Jack: ...fine. ONE time that's it.
Tim: thank you *grabs a mop, snaps the head off, twirls it around to test it*
Goon: 😳
Tim: *attacks*
Jack: *calls the police*
#jack drake#tim drake#robin#comics#dc comics#batman#bruce wayne#red robin#gcpd officer: uh and the suspect#goon: *broken ribs. broken hand. fracured leg. bruses all over*#jack: my son takes self defense classes?#gcpd officer: *who know those injuries are like the ones goons get when they tango with the bo staff Robin* ...sure thats believable.#incorrect quotes#incorrect batfam#batfam#batfamily#dick grayson#nightwing#dick is do proud when news gets to the bludhaven pd that tim drake beat the shit out of a intruder#tim gets to beat the shit out of someone as a treat for good behavior.#tim drake robin
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trying to come to terms with the fact that i told my entire class of grad students AND MY PROFESSOR that i write gay fanfiction for 911 and stranger things. voluntarily. DURING CLASS.
#in my defense. HE ASKED OK#and there were two other fic writers in the class. i was not the first one to confess my sins#geoff: so what shows do you guys write for👀#me: um. so it’s like. a network procedural… firefighter drama…#geoff: (supportive confusion)#i love this class.#most of them did already know i write fic. and they like my writing. so im trying to not be embarrassed about it#anyway NIGHTTTT💗
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I love it when Snaters say things like, “Hey, don’t get so worked up because I called Snape a homophobe with zero basis or said he’s a sexual predator or used the name ‘Snivellus.’ It’s just fandom; we’re just having fun, even if it happens to be true that the only character we bash and trash all the time is him. Stop taking it so seriously—it’s all for fun!”
Well, by that same logic, I can find it absolutely hilarious to reply to all their crappy posts by calling them classist, victim-blaming, body-shaming hypocrites. I have a blast watching them cry when someone shoves in their face how cringe they are for playing at being social justice warriors but only when beauty privilege is involved.
Or is it only they who get to have fun?
#Snaters#marauders fans#Marauders fandom#the Marauders fandom#Marauders stans#dead gay wizards from the 70s#dead gay wizards#severus snape#pro severus snape#severus snape defense#pro snape#severus snape fandom#sirius black#james potter#Remus Lupin#peter pettigrew#barty crouch jr#regulus black#Evan Rosier#Lily Evans#snaters are just a bunch of hypocrites#and the dead way wizards of the beauty and class privilege fanbase just sucia
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may I present some of my messy artwork for @aerica13 and I’s lovely summer camp counselor au for the @kaishinbigbang!!
this was my first year participating and I had a blast, please check out the fic here I promise it is so funny and aerica is a fantastic writer!
#vanroeswork#dcmk#Kaishin#ksbb2024#ksbb24#kudo shinichi#kuroba kaito#summer camp au#featuring Sonoko and kaito as instant besties lol#and kaito and shinichi as gay disasters. struggling to function#and fun kid friendly forensics activities like separating strawberry dna#and self defense classes#all normal summer camp things of course
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looking at world history and realizing all of this bullshit going on bc most men are socialized to only feel something when they're terrorizing others 💀 world peace if it was considered manly to read a book and meditate and recognize the autonomy of others is not an attack on the self
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